S2 E14
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Season 2  "Those Big Pink Things with Coconut"  2x14

Aired 17 years ago - Jan 31, 2005

The brothers throw out their mother, after she insults the way Alan is raising Jake. When Alan and Charlie ignore her phone calls, to get their attention she ends up in the hospital. When Alan and Charlie show up at the hospital they aren't sure if she's faking, and try to call her bluff.

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Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 2 Episode 14 (S02E14) - 1
Sorry. Sorry. You go ahead. I'll pretend I'm not here.
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 2 Episode 14 (S02E14) - 2
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 2 Episode 14 (S02E14) - 3
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The War of 1812 was fought against whom?
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 2 Episode 14 (S02E14) - 5
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 2 Episode 14 (S02E14) - 6
Here we go. Name three changes in American life...
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 2 Episode 14 (S02E14) - 7
- You are our new champion. - Yes.
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 2 Episode 14 (S02E14) - 8
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 2 Episode 14 (S02E14) - 9
You know what his ex-wife said to me?
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 2 Episode 14 (S02E14) - 10
Not only was she completely unappreciative...
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 2 Episode 14 (S02E14) - 11
...to keep us off the furniture.
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 2 Episode 14 (S02E14) - 12
- Thanks. It's my first A this year. - Really? Well, it's none too soon then.
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 2 Episode 14 (S02E14) - 13
An A is very nice. I just don't know why you're making such a big fuss...
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 2 Episode 14 (S02E14) - 14
She cloned a goldfish for the science fair.
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 2 Episode 14 (S02E14) - 15
Is that what you want, Jake? A life of failure and mediocrity?
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 2 Episode 14 (S02E14) - 16
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 2 Episode 14 (S02E14) - 17
...every bit of self-esteem out of him. You're like a...
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 2 Episode 14 (S02E14) - 18
Mom, I am sorry, but I don't think I want you around my son anymore.
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 2 Episode 14 (S02E14) - 19
Why tell her when we can show her?
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 2 Episode 14 (S02E14) - 20
All right, fine.
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 2 Episode 14 (S02E14) - 21
Goodbye.
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 2 Episode 14 (S02E14) - 22
She's been calling all morning. I'm starting to feel guilty.
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 2 Episode 14 (S02E14) - 23
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 2 Episode 14 (S02E14) - 24
- We're fine, Rose. - We're not talking to her.
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 2 Episode 14 (S02E14) - 25
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 2 Episode 14 (S02E14) - 26
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 2 Episode 14 (S02E14) - 27
...then she sent Rose over. I wonder what's next.
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 2 Episode 14 (S02E14) - 28
How in the hell did your mother get my cell phone number?
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 2 Episode 14 (S02E14) - 29
- No, it's been pretty quiet. - Yeah, maybe too quiet.
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 2 Episode 14 (S02E14) - 30
Apparently her mom had a little relapse with the pills.
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 2 Episode 14 (S02E14) - 31
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 2 Episode 14 (S02E14) - 32
Our mother checked in this evening with chest pains and breathing difficulties.
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 2 Episode 14 (S02E14) - 33
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 2 Episode 14 (S02E14) - 34
...she complains about what horrible sons we are...
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 2 Episode 14 (S02E14) - 35
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 2 Episode 14 (S02E14) - 36
Oh, my God. Mommy?
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 2 Episode 14 (S02E14) - 37
- Oh, thank God. - That bitch.
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 2 Episode 14 (S02E14) - 38
- You said there was nothing wrong. - It's a big hospital.
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 2 Episode 14 (S02E14) - 39
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 2 Episode 14 (S02E14) - 40
I came home this afternoon, alone.
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 2 Episode 14 (S02E14) - 41
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 2 Episode 14 (S02E14) - 42
Oh, you both made it very clear how you feel about me.
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 2 Episode 14 (S02E14) - 43
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 2 Episode 14 (S02E14) - 44
It's no big deal, Mom. They crack open you open...
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 2 Episode 14 (S02E14) - 45
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 2 Episode 14 (S02E14) - 46
I love you, boys.
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 2 Episode 14 (S02E14) - 47
Oh, Judith, is that you?
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 2 Episode 14 (S02E14) - 48
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 2 Episode 14 (S02E14) - 49
Must be someone around here who can handle a rib spreader.
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 2 Episode 14 (S02E14) - 50
So now, we're gonna have to cut her open.

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Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 2 Episode 14 (S02E14) - 2 #2 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 2 Episode 14 (S02E14) - 3 #3 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 2 Episode 14 (S02E14) - 4
The War of 1812 was fought against whom?
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Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 2 Episode 14 (S02E14) - 5 #5 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 2 Episode 14 (S02E14) - 6
Here we go. Name three changes in American life...
#6
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 2 Episode 14 (S02E14) - 7
- You are our new champion. - Yes.
#7
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You know what his ex-wife said to me?
#9
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 2 Episode 14 (S02E14) - 10
Not only was she completely unappreciative...
#10
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 2 Episode 14 (S02E14) - 11
...to keep us off the furniture.
#11
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 2 Episode 14 (S02E14) - 12
- Thanks. It's my first A this year. - Really? Well, it's none too soon then.
#12
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 2 Episode 14 (S02E14) - 13
An A is very nice. I just don't know why you're making such a big fuss...
#13
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 2 Episode 14 (S02E14) - 14
She cloned a goldfish for the science fair.
#14
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 2 Episode 14 (S02E14) - 15
Is that what you want, Jake? A life of failure and mediocrity?
#15
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...every bit of self-esteem out of him. You're like a...
#17
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Mom, I am sorry, but I don't think I want you around my son anymore.
#18
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Why tell her when we can show her?
#19
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 2 Episode 14 (S02E14) - 20
All right, fine.
#20
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Goodbye.
#21
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She's been calling all morning. I'm starting to feel guilty.
#22
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- We're fine, Rose. - We're not talking to her.
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...then she sent Rose over. I wonder what's next.
#27
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 2 Episode 14 (S02E14) - 28
How in the hell did your mother get my cell phone number?
#28
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- No, it's been pretty quiet. - Yeah, maybe too quiet.
#29
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 2 Episode 14 (S02E14) - 30
Apparently her mom had a little relapse with the pills.
#30
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Our mother checked in this evening with chest pains and breathing difficulties.
#32
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...she complains about what horrible sons we are...
#34
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Oh, my God. Mommy?
#36
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 2 Episode 14 (S02E14) - 37
- Oh, thank God. - That bitch.
#37
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 2 Episode 14 (S02E14) - 38
- You said there was nothing wrong. - It's a big hospital.
#38
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I came home this afternoon, alone.
#40
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Oh, you both made it very clear how you feel about me.
#42
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It's no big deal, Mom. They crack open you open...
#44
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I love you, boys.
#46
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 2 Episode 14 (S02E14) - 47
Oh, Judith, is that you?
#47
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 2 Episode 14 (S02E14) - 48 #48 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 2 Episode 14 (S02E14) - 49
Must be someone around here who can handle a rib spreader.
#49
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 2 Episode 14 (S02E14) - 50
So now, we're gonna have to cut her open.
#50