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Season 2  "It Was 'Mame', Mom"  2x18

Aired 19 years ago - Mar 07, 2005

Charlie is invited to a party hosted by a gay ad-executive named Eric, so Charlie asks Alan to pretend that he's his life partner. While at the party, Charlie meets Eric's ex-wife Pamela, and tries to sleep with her without Eric finding out.

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Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 2 Episode 18 (S02E18) - 1
Don't worry. I just sparkle a little bit. I don't burst into flames.
 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 2 Episode 18 (S02E18) - 2
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 2 Episode 18 (S02E18) - 3
The way I sparkle?
 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 2 Episode 18 (S02E18) - 4
...you're my life partner. That makes you special.
 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 2 Episode 18 (S02E18) - 5
...have one of your oafish poker buddies be your partner.
 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 2 Episode 18 (S02E18) - 6
Listen to you. You're just making my point.
 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 2 Episode 18 (S02E18) - 7
Too much when I set up a college fund for Jake?
 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 2 Episode 18 (S02E18) - 8
All right. But I want it on the record...
 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 2 Episode 18 (S02E18) - 9
Nevertheless, I'm going to be the husband in this one.
 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 2 Episode 18 (S02E18) - 10
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 2 Episode 18 (S02E18) - 11
Well, it was on sale. I can't return it.
 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 2 Episode 18 (S02E18) - 12
- Well, you heard it. Now, come on. - You know, I'm only doing this for you.
 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 2 Episode 18 (S02E18) - 13
Dad said we could order a pizza.
 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 2 Episode 18 (S02E18) - 14
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 2 Episode 18 (S02E18) - 15
I'm serious. If we're gonna pull this off, we need to be convincing.
 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 2 Episode 18 (S02E18) - 16
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 2 Episode 18 (S02E18) - 17
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 2 Episode 18 (S02E18) - 18
...when the first one came up, we both reached for it, and our hands touched.
 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 2 Episode 18 (S02E18) - 19
- I'm sorry. - I'm sorry, what?
 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 2 Episode 18 (S02E18) - 20
...this one panics, spills coffee over one of his hideous bowling shirts.
 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 2 Episode 18 (S02E18) - 21
- That's a delicious story. - Yeah, isn't it yummy?
 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 2 Episode 18 (S02E18) - 22
Okey-dokey, artichokey.
 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 2 Episode 18 (S02E18) - 23
I want you both to meet someone very special to me. Charlie, Alan...
 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 2 Episode 18 (S02E18) - 24
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 2 Episode 18 (S02E18) - 25
- Gonna tell me what's bothering you? - Lf you don't know, no point discussing.
 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 2 Episode 18 (S02E18) - 26
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 2 Episode 18 (S02E18) - 27
How many appletinis did you drink tonight?
 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 2 Episode 18 (S02E18) - 28
...that she temporarily flipped me back to the home team.
 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 2 Episode 18 (S02E18) - 29
No, that's not cheating.
 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 2 Episode 18 (S02E18) - 30
Okay, well, good night.
 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 2 Episode 18 (S02E18) - 31
I'll bet you are.
 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 2 Episode 18 (S02E18) - 32
I'm keeping a big one right now.
 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 2 Episode 18 (S02E18) - 33
The feel of a man's hot breath on the back of my neck.
 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 2 Episode 18 (S02E18) - 34
Yeah, it's a riot.
 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 2 Episode 18 (S02E18) - 35
Oh, you, come here.
 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 2 Episode 18 (S02E18) - 36
It's pretty sheer. Eric hated it when he could see my nipples. That a gay thing?
 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 2 Episode 18 (S02E18) - 37
What do you think? With or without the bra?
 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 2 Episode 18 (S02E18) - 38
I don't know. Go like this:
 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 2 Episode 18 (S02E18) - 39
How does his mother put up with him?
 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 2 Episode 18 (S02E18) - 40
I met him and his partner last night, but we immediately hit it off.
 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 2 Episode 18 (S02E18) - 41
Of course. Alan's almost like a son to me.
 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 2 Episode 18 (S02E18) - 42
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 2 Episode 18 (S02E18) - 43
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 2 Episode 18 (S02E18) - 44
...because we support each other in all our little causes, and you love me. Right?
 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 2 Episode 18 (S02E18) - 45
I'll buy us matching tracksuits. It'll be cute.
 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 2 Episode 18 (S02E18) - 46
You can't stop shopping. I've gotta find you something slutty.
 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 2 Episode 18 (S02E18) - 47
- You do? - Of course. I went through this with Eric.
 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 2 Episode 18 (S02E18) - 48
Play along. Humor me. If I were straight...
 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 2 Episode 18 (S02E18) - 49
I know, I know. Just wait.
 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 2 Episode 18 (S02E18) - 50
Oh, great. Why don't you just roll up a newspaper and hit it?

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Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 2 Episode 18 (S02E18) - 2 #2 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 2 Episode 18 (S02E18) - 3
The way I sparkle?
#3 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 2 Episode 18 (S02E18) - 4
...you're my life partner. That makes you special.
#4 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 2 Episode 18 (S02E18) - 5
...have one of your oafish poker buddies be your partner.
#5 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 2 Episode 18 (S02E18) - 6
Listen to you. You're just making my point.
#6 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 2 Episode 18 (S02E18) - 7
Too much when I set up a college fund for Jake?
#7 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 2 Episode 18 (S02E18) - 8
All right. But I want it on the record...
#8 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 2 Episode 18 (S02E18) - 9
Nevertheless, I'm going to be the husband in this one.
#9 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 2 Episode 18 (S02E18) - 10 #10 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 2 Episode 18 (S02E18) - 11
Well, it was on sale. I can't return it.
#11 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 2 Episode 18 (S02E18) - 12
- Well, you heard it. Now, come on. - You know, I'm only doing this for you.
#12 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 2 Episode 18 (S02E18) - 13
Dad said we could order a pizza.
#13 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 2 Episode 18 (S02E18) - 14 #14 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 2 Episode 18 (S02E18) - 15
I'm serious. If we're gonna pull this off, we need to be convincing.
#15 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 2 Episode 18 (S02E18) - 16 #16 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 2 Episode 18 (S02E18) - 17 #17 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 2 Episode 18 (S02E18) - 18
...when the first one came up, we both reached for it, and our hands touched.
#18 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 2 Episode 18 (S02E18) - 19
- I'm sorry. - I'm sorry, what?
#19 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 2 Episode 18 (S02E18) - 20
...this one panics, spills coffee over one of his hideous bowling shirts.
#20 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 2 Episode 18 (S02E18) - 21
- That's a delicious story. - Yeah, isn't it yummy?
#21 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 2 Episode 18 (S02E18) - 22
Okey-dokey, artichokey.
#22 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 2 Episode 18 (S02E18) - 23
I want you both to meet someone very special to me. Charlie, Alan...
#23 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 2 Episode 18 (S02E18) - 24 #24 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 2 Episode 18 (S02E18) - 25
- Gonna tell me what's bothering you? - Lf you don't know, no point discussing.
#25 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 2 Episode 18 (S02E18) - 26 #26 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 2 Episode 18 (S02E18) - 27
How many appletinis did you drink tonight?
#27 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 2 Episode 18 (S02E18) - 28
...that she temporarily flipped me back to the home team.
#28 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 2 Episode 18 (S02E18) - 29
No, that's not cheating.
#29 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 2 Episode 18 (S02E18) - 30
Okay, well, good night.
#30 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 2 Episode 18 (S02E18) - 31
I'll bet you are.
#31 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 2 Episode 18 (S02E18) - 32
I'm keeping a big one right now.
#32 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 2 Episode 18 (S02E18) - 33
The feel of a man's hot breath on the back of my neck.
#33 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 2 Episode 18 (S02E18) - 34
Yeah, it's a riot.
#34 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 2 Episode 18 (S02E18) - 35
Oh, you, come here.
#35 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 2 Episode 18 (S02E18) - 36
It's pretty sheer. Eric hated it when he could see my nipples. That a gay thing?
#36 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 2 Episode 18 (S02E18) - 37
What do you think? With or without the bra?
#37 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 2 Episode 18 (S02E18) - 38
I don't know. Go like this:
#38 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 2 Episode 18 (S02E18) - 39
How does his mother put up with him?
#39 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 2 Episode 18 (S02E18) - 40
I met him and his partner last night, but we immediately hit it off.
#40 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 2 Episode 18 (S02E18) - 41
Of course. Alan's almost like a son to me.
#41 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 2 Episode 18 (S02E18) - 42 #42 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 2 Episode 18 (S02E18) - 43 #43 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 2 Episode 18 (S02E18) - 44
...because we support each other in all our little causes, and you love me. Right?
#44 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 2 Episode 18 (S02E18) - 45
I'll buy us matching tracksuits. It'll be cute.
#45 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 2 Episode 18 (S02E18) - 46
You can't stop shopping. I've gotta find you something slutty.
#46 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 2 Episode 18 (S02E18) - 47
- You do? - Of course. I went through this with Eric.
#47 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 2 Episode 18 (S02E18) - 48
Play along. Humor me. If I were straight...
#48 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 2 Episode 18 (S02E18) - 49
I know, I know. Just wait.
#49 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 2 Episode 18 (S02E18) - 50
Oh, great. Why don't you just roll up a newspaper and hit it?
#50