S2 E10
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Season 2  "The Salmon Under My Sweater"  2x10

Aired 17 years ago - Nov 29, 2004

Charlie tries to get Jake's approval on a theme song that he is hired to write for a television show, which is based on a comic book that Jake is a fan. While Alan finds out more about Rose (including how smart she is), when he spends more time with her.

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Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 2 Episode 10 (S02E10) - 1
- You and me? Like a...? Like a date? - Alan, are you asking me out?
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Good. That way, we don't have to pay for that overpriced movie fish.
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So I'll be, like, the first kid in the world to hear this.
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 2 Episode 10 (S02E10) - 5
My, oh, my He's a demon samurai
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- Did you even read the comic? - Yeah, I looked it over.
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It's about a teenage boy in a futuristic society...
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- Okay, okay, you said "blows" already. - Did I say "big baby chunks"?
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...aside from the fact that you're Charlie's brother and Jake's dad.
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You know what? Why don't you tell me about you.
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 2 Episode 10 (S02E10) - 13
Princeton. But just for two years.
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 2 Episode 10 (S02E10) - 14
Behavioral psychology.
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 2 Episode 10 (S02E10) - 15
- I'm sleeping. - Sleep in school, like everybody else.
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 2 Episode 10 (S02E10) - 16
A teenage boy with the spirit inside Of a samurai warrior who long ago died
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- No problem. - An usher confiscated our fish.
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 2 Episode 10 (S02E10) - 19
A teenage boy with the spirit inside Of a samurai warrior who long ago died
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 2 Episode 10 (S02E10) - 20
Who 's the guy who had to die? Oshikuru
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- Really? - Yeah. Me and Orville at Kitty Hawk.
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 2 Episode 10 (S02E10) - 24
So you wanna know what goes on underneath this gruff exterior.
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 2 Episode 10 (S02E10) - 25
- Okay. Well, it was nice talking to you. - Hey, I feel closer.
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- We're just going shopping. - Morning, Charlie.
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- Charlie, everybody has flaws. - Flaws?
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Thank God it was an extreme close-up. Most people thought it was a fruit bat.
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 2 Episode 10 (S02E10) - 31
- Hey, what're you doing? - Reading Lord of the Flies.
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Here you go. Raspberry-mango-banana with a shot of wheatgrass.
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What about that lady over there? What do you think her life is like?
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Emotionally, spiritually, sexually. Especially sexually.
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 2 Episode 10 (S02E10) - 36
- What about that lady over there? - Her?
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...which is all the more sad...
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- Yes. - So, in essence...
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...but it's better than being together with someone you don't love or respect.
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I just thought, you know, since it's a beautiful day...
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I have five of the toothy little guys.
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Of course they are.
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Well, that's a good question. Let's think about it for a minute.
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Wait a minute. Have you been doing that behavioral psychology thing on me?
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Good. That way, we don't have to pay for that overpriced movie fish.
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So I'll be, like, the first kid in the world to hear this.
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My, oh, my He's a demon samurai
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- Did you even read the comic? - Yeah, I looked it over.
#6
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It's about a teenage boy in a futuristic society...
#7
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- Okay, okay, you said "blows" already. - Did I say "big baby chunks"?
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...aside from the fact that you're Charlie's brother and Jake's dad.
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You know what? Why don't you tell me about you.
#12
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Princeton. But just for two years.
#13
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Behavioral psychology.
#14
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- I'm sleeping. - Sleep in school, like everybody else.
#15
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A teenage boy with the spirit inside Of a samurai warrior who long ago died
#16
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- No problem. - An usher confiscated our fish.
#18
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A teenage boy with the spirit inside Of a samurai warrior who long ago died
#19
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Who 's the guy who had to die? Oshikuru
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- Really? - Yeah. Me and Orville at Kitty Hawk.
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So you wanna know what goes on underneath this gruff exterior.
#24
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- Okay. Well, it was nice talking to you. - Hey, I feel closer.
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- We're just going shopping. - Morning, Charlie.
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- Charlie, everybody has flaws. - Flaws?
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Thank God it was an extreme close-up. Most people thought it was a fruit bat.
#30
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- Hey, what're you doing? - Reading Lord of the Flies.
#31
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Here you go. Raspberry-mango-banana with a shot of wheatgrass.
#33
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What about that lady over there? What do you think her life is like?
#34
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Emotionally, spiritually, sexually. Especially sexually.
#35
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- What about that lady over there? - Her?
#36
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...which is all the more sad...
#37
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- Yes. - So, in essence...
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...but it's better than being together with someone you don't love or respect.
#39
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I just thought, you know, since it's a beautiful day...
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I have five of the toothy little guys.
#43
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Of course they are.
#44
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Well, that's a good question. Let's think about it for a minute.
#45
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Wait a minute. Have you been doing that behavioral psychology thing on me?
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