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Season 2  "A Lungful of Alan"  2x12

Aired 20 years ago - Jan 03, 2005

Alan is jealous of Charlie when an old classmate, who's now a beautiful woman, seems to be more interested in Charlie.

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Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 2 Episode 12 (S02E12) - 1
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 2 Episode 12 (S02E12) - 2
Fresh as a summer breeze Clean as a mountain spring
 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 2 Episode 12 (S02E12) - 3
Well, it's not pride so much as the satisfaction I get from helping people.
 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 2 Episode 12 (S02E12) - 4
A session of Dungeons & Dragons. Like the old days, you know?
 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 2 Episode 12 (S02E12) - 5
Thank you.
 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 2 Episode 12 (S02E12) - 6
And yet you never erected anything on the site.
 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 2 Episode 12 (S02E12) - 7
- You could never get? - Exactly.
 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 2 Episode 12 (S02E12) - 8
- Okay, forget it. - No, no. Happy birthday to me.
 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 2 Episode 12 (S02E12) - 9
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 2 Episode 12 (S02E12) - 10
That's... That's true. It would be different. But still good.
 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 2 Episode 12 (S02E12) - 11
Okay, great. Then I will see you both tomorrow.
 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 2 Episode 12 (S02E12) - 12
- All right, fine. I won't go. - Thank you.
 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 2 Episode 12 (S02E12) - 13
Let me tell you something. You're coming with us, whether you like it or not.
 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 2 Episode 12 (S02E12) - 14
She'll never believe I drive a Mercedes.
 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 2 Episode 12 (S02E12) - 15
Well...
 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 2 Episode 12 (S02E12) - 16
Guilty.
 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 2 Episode 12 (S02E12) - 17
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 2 Episode 12 (S02E12) - 18
...and my blouse came unbuttoned, and Alan, instead of sneaking a peek...
 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 2 Episode 12 (S02E12) - 19
Well, there you go. A gentleman. A better man than I.
 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 2 Episode 12 (S02E12) - 20
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 2 Episode 12 (S02E12) - 21
Forget that. What the hell are you doing?
 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 2 Episode 12 (S02E12) - 22
- How? - How? Look at where I'm sitting.
 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 2 Episode 12 (S02E12) - 23
I'm just trying to help, Alan. Well, how about that? I do have to pee.
 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 2 Episode 12 (S02E12) - 24
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 2 Episode 12 (S02E12) - 25
He puts himself down, but he is truly a wonderful man.
 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 2 Episode 12 (S02E12) - 26
Does he complain about us cramping his style? No.
 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 2 Episode 12 (S02E12) - 27
Can we get the damn check, please?
 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 2 Episode 12 (S02E12) - 28
Oh, we do all kinds of father-son things.
 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 2 Episode 12 (S02E12) - 29
I mean, he is a great kid.
 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 2 Episode 12 (S02E12) - 30
Thank you so much. I had a wonderful time.
 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 2 Episode 12 (S02E12) - 31
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 2 Episode 12 (S02E12) - 32
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 2 Episode 12 (S02E12) - 33
And maybe rustles up a little tail.
 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 2 Episode 12 (S02E12) - 34
Okay, Sky Captain. Ready to go?
 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 2 Episode 12 (S02E12) - 35
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 2 Episode 12 (S02E12) - 36
- Don't yell. - Give me that.
 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 2 Episode 12 (S02E12) - 37
Go get the plane.
 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 2 Episode 12 (S02E12) - 38
Yep.
 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 2 Episode 12 (S02E12) - 39
This is all I could find.
 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 2 Episode 12 (S02E12) - 40
Who's the tall guy next to you?
 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 2 Episode 12 (S02E12) - 41
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 2 Episode 12 (S02E12) - 42
I mean, there's no reason we couldn't try to be...
 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 2 Episode 12 (S02E12) - 43
I thought you were gonna be busy.
 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 2 Episode 12 (S02E12) - 44
- Why can't you make it for yourself? - Remember what happened last time?
 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 2 Episode 12 (S02E12) - 45
I would never say this to Alan, but I don't really care much for children.
 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 2 Episode 12 (S02E12) - 46
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 2 Episode 12 (S02E12) - 47
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 2 Episode 12 (S02E12) - 48
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 2 Episode 12 (S02E12) - 49
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 2 Episode 12 (S02E12) - 50
It's the reason I haven't eaten a carbohydrate since college.

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Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 2 Episode 12 (S02E12) - 2
Fresh as a summer breeze Clean as a mountain spring
#2 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 2 Episode 12 (S02E12) - 3
Well, it's not pride so much as the satisfaction I get from helping people.
#3 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 2 Episode 12 (S02E12) - 4
A session of Dungeons & Dragons. Like the old days, you know?
#4 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 2 Episode 12 (S02E12) - 5
Thank you.
#5 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 2 Episode 12 (S02E12) - 6
And yet you never erected anything on the site.
#6 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 2 Episode 12 (S02E12) - 7
- You could never get? - Exactly.
#7 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 2 Episode 12 (S02E12) - 8
- Okay, forget it. - No, no. Happy birthday to me.
#8 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 2 Episode 12 (S02E12) - 9 #9 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 2 Episode 12 (S02E12) - 10
That's... That's true. It would be different. But still good.
#10 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 2 Episode 12 (S02E12) - 11
Okay, great. Then I will see you both tomorrow.
#11 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 2 Episode 12 (S02E12) - 12
- All right, fine. I won't go. - Thank you.
#12 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 2 Episode 12 (S02E12) - 13
Let me tell you something. You're coming with us, whether you like it or not.
#13 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 2 Episode 12 (S02E12) - 14
She'll never believe I drive a Mercedes.
#14 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 2 Episode 12 (S02E12) - 15
Well...
#15 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 2 Episode 12 (S02E12) - 16
Guilty.
#16 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 2 Episode 12 (S02E12) - 17 #17 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 2 Episode 12 (S02E12) - 18
...and my blouse came unbuttoned, and Alan, instead of sneaking a peek...
#18 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 2 Episode 12 (S02E12) - 19
Well, there you go. A gentleman. A better man than I.
#19 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 2 Episode 12 (S02E12) - 20 #20 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 2 Episode 12 (S02E12) - 21
Forget that. What the hell are you doing?
#21 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 2 Episode 12 (S02E12) - 22
- How? - How? Look at where I'm sitting.
#22 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 2 Episode 12 (S02E12) - 23
I'm just trying to help, Alan. Well, how about that? I do have to pee.
#23 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 2 Episode 12 (S02E12) - 24 #24 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 2 Episode 12 (S02E12) - 25
He puts himself down, but he is truly a wonderful man.
#25 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 2 Episode 12 (S02E12) - 26
Does he complain about us cramping his style? No.
#26 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 2 Episode 12 (S02E12) - 27
Can we get the damn check, please?
#27 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 2 Episode 12 (S02E12) - 28
Oh, we do all kinds of father-son things.
#28 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 2 Episode 12 (S02E12) - 29
I mean, he is a great kid.
#29 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 2 Episode 12 (S02E12) - 30
Thank you so much. I had a wonderful time.
#30 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 2 Episode 12 (S02E12) - 31 #31 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 2 Episode 12 (S02E12) - 32 #32 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 2 Episode 12 (S02E12) - 33
And maybe rustles up a little tail.
#33 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 2 Episode 12 (S02E12) - 34
Okay, Sky Captain. Ready to go?
#34 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 2 Episode 12 (S02E12) - 35 #35 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 2 Episode 12 (S02E12) - 36
- Don't yell. - Give me that.
#36 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 2 Episode 12 (S02E12) - 37
Go get the plane.
#37 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 2 Episode 12 (S02E12) - 38
Yep.
#38 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 2 Episode 12 (S02E12) - 39
This is all I could find.
#39 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 2 Episode 12 (S02E12) - 40
Who's the tall guy next to you?
#40 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 2 Episode 12 (S02E12) - 41 #41 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 2 Episode 12 (S02E12) - 42
I mean, there's no reason we couldn't try to be...
#42 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 2 Episode 12 (S02E12) - 43
I thought you were gonna be busy.
#43 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 2 Episode 12 (S02E12) - 44
- Why can't you make it for yourself? - Remember what happened last time?
#44 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 2 Episode 12 (S02E12) - 45
I would never say this to Alan, but I don't really care much for children.
#45 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 2 Episode 12 (S02E12) - 46 #46 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 2 Episode 12 (S02E12) - 47 #47 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 2 Episode 12 (S02E12) - 48 #48 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 2 Episode 12 (S02E12) - 49 #49 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 2 Episode 12 (S02E12) - 50
It's the reason I haven't eaten a carbohydrate since college.
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