S3 E22
Status
Continuing
Next episode
in 10 days
Airs
Sundays 9:30 PM on FOX
SEASON
VIEW ALL EPISODE

Season 3  "When You Wish Upon a Weinstein"  3x22

Aired 15 years ago - Nov 02, 2003

The day that Peter buys volcano insurance is the day that Lois becomes fed up with their constant money problems. When Peter wishes for a Jewish "money guy" to help them, Max Weinstein comes to the rescue. After meeting Max, Peter decides Chris could be successful if he converted to Judaism as soon as possible, but the plans for a "quickie" bar mitzvah in Las Vegas are quickly foiled by Lois.

Mouse over thumbnail for slideshow

Recap of Family Guy Season 3 Episode 22 (S03E22) - 1
Peter, did you take the money from the family jar?
Recap of Family Guy Season 3 Episode 22 (S03E22) - 2
Yes. Tomorrow.
Recap of Family Guy Season 3 Episode 22 (S03E22) - 3
I swear, sometimes I feel like I'm married to a child.
Recap of Family Guy Season 3 Episode 22 (S03E22) - 4
A paedophile. And I'll be damned if I'm gonna stand here and be lectured by a pervert.
Recap of Family Guy Season 3 Episode 22 (S03E22) - 5
- Where'd you get that? - This is from my stockbroker Ian Greenstein.
Recap of Family Guy Season 3 Episode 22 (S03E22) - 6
The noise was good, but I thought they phoned in a lot of the funk.
Recap of Family Guy Season 3 Episode 22 (S03E22) - 7
Recap of Family Guy Season 3 Episode 22 (S03E22) - 8
I guess you can tell him I said hi. But don't make me sound desperate.
Recap of Family Guy Season 3 Episode 22 (S03E22) - 9
Wondrous dancing speck of light
Recap of Family Guy Season 3 Episode 22 (S03E22) - 10
Since I can't give her a slap
Recap of Family Guy Season 3 Episode 22 (S03E22) - 11
To teach me how to whine
Recap of Family Guy Season 3 Episode 22 (S03E22) - 12
Recap of Family Guy Season 3 Episode 22 (S03E22) - 13
Though by many they're abhorred
Recap of Family Guy Season 3 Episode 22 (S03E22) - 14
Jew
Recap of Family Guy Season 3 Episode 22 (S03E22) - 15
Now my troubles are all through
Recap of Family Guy Season 3 Episode 22 (S03E22) - 16
- Well, if there's anything I can do for you... - You can't leave!
Recap of Family Guy Season 3 Episode 22 (S03E22) - 17
Recap of Family Guy Season 3 Episode 22 (S03E22) - 18
I'm Irish; I drink and I ban homosexuals from marching in my parade. Now get my money.
Recap of Family Guy Season 3 Episode 22 (S03E22) - 19
Man, I hate these things. Uh, yeah, hi, this is Peter Griffin. Sorry I missed you...
Recap of Family Guy Season 3 Episode 22 (S03E22) - 20
No way! That's Lois's rainy-day fund! Ah, dammit.
Recap of Family Guy Season 3 Episode 22 (S03E22) - 21
- I got back the money for Meg's glasses. - Really?
Recap of Family Guy Season 3 Episode 22 (S03E22) - 22
Mm? Oh, yeah, sure. He did it.
Recap of Family Guy Season 3 Episode 22 (S03E22) - 23
It is the white devil that has propagated,
Recap of Family Guy Season 3 Episode 22 (S03E22) - 24
Recap of Family Guy Season 3 Episode 22 (S03E22) - 25
Where was it you graduated from again? Hm? The University of Duhhhh?
Recap of Family Guy Season 3 Episode 22 (S03E22) - 26
Like when he soiled himself at that dinner party.
Recap of Family Guy Season 3 Episode 22 (S03E22) - 27
Recap of Family Guy Season 3 Episode 22 (S03E22) - 28
Recap of Family Guy Season 3 Episode 22 (S03E22) - 29
Recap of Family Guy Season 3 Episode 22 (S03E22) - 30
Optimus Prime? He's Jewish?!
Recap of Family Guy Season 3 Episode 22 (S03E22) - 31
Recap of Family Guy Season 3 Episode 22 (S03E22) - 32
Oh, my God, I didn't mean "you people", I...
Recap of Family Guy Season 3 Episode 22 (S03E22) - 33
Well, that was so nice. A good sermon and such beautiful songs.
Recap of Family Guy Season 3 Episode 22 (S03E22) - 34
Kha-a-a-an!
Recap of Family Guy Season 3 Episode 22 (S03E22) - 35
Peter, you took me in, fed me dinner, came to Temple with me. You're a nice family.
Recap of Family Guy Season 3 Episode 22 (S03E22) - 36
- Could you sign this book, please? - Tony Robbins hungry!
Recap of Family Guy Season 3 Episode 22 (S03E22) - 37
I don't wanna hear another word about this.
Recap of Family Guy Season 3 Episode 22 (S03E22) - 38
OK!
Recap of Family Guy Season 3 Episode 22 (S03E22) - 39
I dunno, he's bicurious.
Recap of Family Guy Season 3 Episode 22 (S03E22) - 40
Can't we skip it? I mean, if Chris could study he wouldn't need to become Jewish, right?
Recap of Family Guy Season 3 Episode 22 (S03E22) - 41
where you can take a spiritual ceremony that begins a lifetime commitment
Recap of Family Guy Season 3 Episode 22 (S03E22) - 42
Recap of Family Guy Season 3 Episode 22 (S03E22) - 43
And in the comedy competition, Stewie Griffin receives three and a half stars.
Recap of Family Guy Season 3 Episode 22 (S03E22) - 44
"Men be acting all like zombies at the mall. "
Recap of Family Guy Season 3 Episode 22 (S03E22) - 45
Recap of Family Guy Season 3 Episode 22 (S03E22) - 46
Recap of Family Guy Season 3 Episode 22 (S03E22) - 47
Recap of Family Guy Season 3 Episode 22 (S03E22) - 48
Recap of Family Guy Season 3 Episode 22 (S03E22) - 49
Oh, I got so many of 'em, too. I know, I know. "Shh. " But later...
Recap of Family Guy Season 3 Episode 22 (S03E22) - 50

Or scroll and see one by one:

Recap of Family Guy Season 3 Episode 22 (S03E22) - 2
Yes. Tomorrow.
#2
Recap of Family Guy Season 3 Episode 22 (S03E22) - 3
I swear, sometimes I feel like I'm married to a child.
#3
Recap of Family Guy Season 3 Episode 22 (S03E22) - 4
A paedophile. And I'll be damned if I'm gonna stand here and be lectured by a pervert.
#4
Recap of Family Guy Season 3 Episode 22 (S03E22) - 5
- Where'd you get that? - This is from my stockbroker Ian Greenstein.
#5
Recap of Family Guy Season 3 Episode 22 (S03E22) - 6
The noise was good, but I thought they phoned in a lot of the funk.
#6
Recap of Family Guy Season 3 Episode 22 (S03E22) - 7 #7 Recap of Family Guy Season 3 Episode 22 (S03E22) - 8
I guess you can tell him I said hi. But don't make me sound desperate.
#8
Recap of Family Guy Season 3 Episode 22 (S03E22) - 9
Wondrous dancing speck of light
#9
Recap of Family Guy Season 3 Episode 22 (S03E22) - 10
Since I can't give her a slap
#10
Recap of Family Guy Season 3 Episode 22 (S03E22) - 11
To teach me how to whine
#11
Recap of Family Guy Season 3 Episode 22 (S03E22) - 12 #12 Recap of Family Guy Season 3 Episode 22 (S03E22) - 13
Though by many they're abhorred
#13
Recap of Family Guy Season 3 Episode 22 (S03E22) - 14
Jew
#14
Recap of Family Guy Season 3 Episode 22 (S03E22) - 15
Now my troubles are all through
#15
Recap of Family Guy Season 3 Episode 22 (S03E22) - 16
- Well, if there's anything I can do for you... - You can't leave!
#16
Recap of Family Guy Season 3 Episode 22 (S03E22) - 17 #17 Recap of Family Guy Season 3 Episode 22 (S03E22) - 18
I'm Irish; I drink and I ban homosexuals from marching in my parade. Now get my money.
#18
Recap of Family Guy Season 3 Episode 22 (S03E22) - 19
Man, I hate these things. Uh, yeah, hi, this is Peter Griffin. Sorry I missed you...
#19
Recap of Family Guy Season 3 Episode 22 (S03E22) - 20
No way! That's Lois's rainy-day fund! Ah, dammit.
#20
Recap of Family Guy Season 3 Episode 22 (S03E22) - 21
- I got back the money for Meg's glasses. - Really?
#21
Recap of Family Guy Season 3 Episode 22 (S03E22) - 22
Mm? Oh, yeah, sure. He did it.
#22
Recap of Family Guy Season 3 Episode 22 (S03E22) - 23
It is the white devil that has propagated,
#23
Recap of Family Guy Season 3 Episode 22 (S03E22) - 24 #24 Recap of Family Guy Season 3 Episode 22 (S03E22) - 25
Where was it you graduated from again? Hm? The University of Duhhhh?
#25
Recap of Family Guy Season 3 Episode 22 (S03E22) - 26
Like when he soiled himself at that dinner party.
#26
Recap of Family Guy Season 3 Episode 22 (S03E22) - 27 #27 Recap of Family Guy Season 3 Episode 22 (S03E22) - 28 #28 Recap of Family Guy Season 3 Episode 22 (S03E22) - 29 #29 Recap of Family Guy Season 3 Episode 22 (S03E22) - 30
Optimus Prime? He's Jewish?!
#30
Recap of Family Guy Season 3 Episode 22 (S03E22) - 31 #31 Recap of Family Guy Season 3 Episode 22 (S03E22) - 32
Oh, my God, I didn't mean "you people", I...
#32
Recap of Family Guy Season 3 Episode 22 (S03E22) - 33
Well, that was so nice. A good sermon and such beautiful songs.
#33
Recap of Family Guy Season 3 Episode 22 (S03E22) - 34
Kha-a-a-an!
#34
Recap of Family Guy Season 3 Episode 22 (S03E22) - 35
Peter, you took me in, fed me dinner, came to Temple with me. You're a nice family.
#35
Recap of Family Guy Season 3 Episode 22 (S03E22) - 36
- Could you sign this book, please? - Tony Robbins hungry!
#36
Recap of Family Guy Season 3 Episode 22 (S03E22) - 37
I don't wanna hear another word about this.
#37
Recap of Family Guy Season 3 Episode 22 (S03E22) - 38
OK!
#38
Recap of Family Guy Season 3 Episode 22 (S03E22) - 39
I dunno, he's bicurious.
#39
Recap of Family Guy Season 3 Episode 22 (S03E22) - 40
Can't we skip it? I mean, if Chris could study he wouldn't need to become Jewish, right?
#40
Recap of Family Guy Season 3 Episode 22 (S03E22) - 41
where you can take a spiritual ceremony that begins a lifetime commitment
#41
Recap of Family Guy Season 3 Episode 22 (S03E22) - 42 #42 Recap of Family Guy Season 3 Episode 22 (S03E22) - 43
And in the comedy competition, Stewie Griffin receives three and a half stars.
#43
Recap of Family Guy Season 3 Episode 22 (S03E22) - 44
"Men be acting all like zombies at the mall. "
#44
Recap of Family Guy Season 3 Episode 22 (S03E22) - 45 #45 Recap of Family Guy Season 3 Episode 22 (S03E22) - 46 #46 Recap of Family Guy Season 3 Episode 22 (S03E22) - 47 #47 Recap of Family Guy Season 3 Episode 22 (S03E22) - 48 #48 Recap of Family Guy Season 3 Episode 22 (S03E22) - 49
Oh, I got so many of 'em, too. I know, I know. "Shh. " But later...
#49
Recap of Family Guy Season 3 Episode 22 (S03E22) - 50 #50