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Season 3  "Lethal Weapons"  3x7

Aired 18 years ago - Aug 22, 2001

Bonnie convinces Lois to join her Tae-Jitsu class and Quahog is invaded by New York "leafers" coming to look at the pretty colored leaves in fall. Lois quickly becomes a black-belt, and Peter uses his new dangerous wife to drive away all the annoying New Yorkers. However, Lois' new-found violent side finds its way into the Griffin household, and after trying counseling, the whole family has an all-out brawl to get it out of their system.

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Recap of Family Guy Season 3 Episode 7 (S03E07) - 1
Yo, God is good, huh? And he expects us to be good.
Recap of Family Guy Season 3 Episode 7 (S03E07) - 2
from Valero's on 51st Street, best in the city.
Recap of Family Guy Season 3 Episode 7 (S03E07) - 3
Whoa! I've got to lay off the coffee. Ha-cha-cha-cha-cha-cha!
Recap of Family Guy Season 3 Episode 7 (S03E07) - 4
- You're doing great for your first lesson. - I'm really cuttin' loose.
Recap of Family Guy Season 3 Episode 7 (S03E07) - 5
Recap of Family Guy Season 3 Episode 7 (S03E07) - 6
Recap of Family Guy Season 3 Episode 7 (S03E07) - 7
- Sure. - Transvestite! Back off.
Recap of Family Guy Season 3 Episode 7 (S03E07) - 8
Recap of Family Guy Season 3 Episode 7 (S03E07) - 9
Leave my land or I will smite you with my powerful limb.
Recap of Family Guy Season 3 Episode 7 (S03E07) - 10
and no one could hit you below the belt cos girls don't have anything down there.
Recap of Family Guy Season 3 Episode 7 (S03E07) - 11
I emasculated him in front of all those people. I think he's really upset.
Recap of Family Guy Season 3 Episode 7 (S03E07) - 12
Recap of Family Guy Season 3 Episode 7 (S03E07) - 13
Help me! Help me! For God's sake, he's gonna kill me!
Recap of Family Guy Season 3 Episode 7 (S03E07) - 14
- What is it, Lois? - I don't think I should do tae-jitsu any more.
Recap of Family Guy Season 3 Episode 7 (S03E07) - 15
- Peter... - Quiet. Men are talking.
Recap of Family Guy Season 3 Episode 7 (S03E07) - 16
Recap of Family Guy Season 3 Episode 7 (S03E07) - 17
Damn. Must have pulled something playing hoops last week.
Recap of Family Guy Season 3 Episode 7 (S03E07) - 18
I don't sweat you. Bring it on, bitch! Now how you gonna act?
Recap of Family Guy Season 3 Episode 7 (S03E07) - 19
- She saw me walking to the swing. - She saw you. Easy, now.
Recap of Family Guy Season 3 Episode 7 (S03E07) - 20
- Hold it, Meg. Those two are mine. - What?
Recap of Family Guy Season 3 Episode 7 (S03E07) - 21
Now stay that way.
Recap of Family Guy Season 3 Episode 7 (S03E07) - 22
Recap of Family Guy Season 3 Episode 7 (S03E07) - 23
Recap of Family Guy Season 3 Episode 7 (S03E07) - 24
- Are you crazy? - What did you say?
Recap of Family Guy Season 3 Episode 7 (S03E07) - 25
Recap of Family Guy Season 3 Episode 7 (S03E07) - 26
That's right. Go back where you came from, you bastards!
Recap of Family Guy Season 3 Episode 7 (S03E07) - 27
- Be a man and fight me yourself. - Lois, the sensei is a sacred position.
Recap of Family Guy Season 3 Episode 7 (S03E07) - 28
And then when he's weary, emasculate him with your incessant nagging.
Recap of Family Guy Season 3 Episode 7 (S03E07) - 29
Recap of Family Guy Season 3 Episode 7 (S03E07) - 30
If this glacier goes slower than one mile a year, we're all dead!
Recap of Family Guy Season 3 Episode 7 (S03E07) - 31
Yeah, OK, honey.
Recap of Family Guy Season 3 Episode 7 (S03E07) - 32
Good morning. Peter, you look terrible. What happened?
Recap of Family Guy Season 3 Episode 7 (S03E07) - 33
He freed the beast all over the back of Peter's head.
Recap of Family Guy Season 3 Episode 7 (S03E07) - 34
Well, Stewie, tonight we have a really big show.
Recap of Family Guy Season 3 Episode 7 (S03E07) - 35
Recap of Family Guy Season 3 Episode 7 (S03E07) - 36
Recap of Family Guy Season 3 Episode 7 (S03E07) - 37
Recap of Family Guy Season 3 Episode 7 (S03E07) - 38
I... I know who's responsible for Stewie's behaviour,
Recap of Family Guy Season 3 Episode 7 (S03E07) - 39
Well, there seems to be a lot of anger in your household.
Recap of Family Guy Season 3 Episode 7 (S03E07) - 40
OK. The psychologist wants us to try an exercise called role reversal,
Recap of Family Guy Season 3 Episode 7 (S03E07) - 41
"I'm Lois. I brake for yard sales, but I don't let Peter buy anything he likes,
Recap of Family Guy Season 3 Episode 7 (S03E07) - 42
"I'm a pompous antichrist who will probably drop my plans for world domination
Recap of Family Guy Season 3 Episode 7 (S03E07) - 43
Whoa, Peter, calm down.
Recap of Family Guy Season 3 Episode 7 (S03E07) - 44
Mine just says "Dear Lois. " And after that it looks like someone just spit on the paper.
Recap of Family Guy Season 3 Episode 7 (S03E07) - 45
but we need to get our anger under control before we kill each other.
Recap of Family Guy Season 3 Episode 7 (S03E07) - 46
- " Ah-um - " Ba-ba
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Recap of Family Guy Season 3 Episode 7 (S03E07) - 49
- You can't hit me! I'm a girl! - Sometimes I wonder.
Recap of Family Guy Season 3 Episode 7 (S03E07) - 50
- Shut up! This is all Dad's fault. - I don't like to be touched!

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Recap of Family Guy Season 3 Episode 7 (S03E07) - 2
from Valero's on 51st Street, best in the city.
#2
Recap of Family Guy Season 3 Episode 7 (S03E07) - 3
Whoa! I've got to lay off the coffee. Ha-cha-cha-cha-cha-cha!
#3
Recap of Family Guy Season 3 Episode 7 (S03E07) - 4
- You're doing great for your first lesson. - I'm really cuttin' loose.
#4
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- Sure. - Transvestite! Back off.
#7
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Leave my land or I will smite you with my powerful limb.
#9
Recap of Family Guy Season 3 Episode 7 (S03E07) - 10
and no one could hit you below the belt cos girls don't have anything down there.
#10
Recap of Family Guy Season 3 Episode 7 (S03E07) - 11
I emasculated him in front of all those people. I think he's really upset.
#11
Recap of Family Guy Season 3 Episode 7 (S03E07) - 12 #12 Recap of Family Guy Season 3 Episode 7 (S03E07) - 13
Help me! Help me! For God's sake, he's gonna kill me!
#13
Recap of Family Guy Season 3 Episode 7 (S03E07) - 14
- What is it, Lois? - I don't think I should do tae-jitsu any more.
#14
Recap of Family Guy Season 3 Episode 7 (S03E07) - 15
- Peter... - Quiet. Men are talking.
#15
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Damn. Must have pulled something playing hoops last week.
#17
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I don't sweat you. Bring it on, bitch! Now how you gonna act?
#18
Recap of Family Guy Season 3 Episode 7 (S03E07) - 19
- She saw me walking to the swing. - She saw you. Easy, now.
#19
Recap of Family Guy Season 3 Episode 7 (S03E07) - 20
- Hold it, Meg. Those two are mine. - What?
#20
Recap of Family Guy Season 3 Episode 7 (S03E07) - 21
Now stay that way.
#21
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- Are you crazy? - What did you say?
#24
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That's right. Go back where you came from, you bastards!
#26
Recap of Family Guy Season 3 Episode 7 (S03E07) - 27
- Be a man and fight me yourself. - Lois, the sensei is a sacred position.
#27
Recap of Family Guy Season 3 Episode 7 (S03E07) - 28
And then when he's weary, emasculate him with your incessant nagging.
#28
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If this glacier goes slower than one mile a year, we're all dead!
#30
Recap of Family Guy Season 3 Episode 7 (S03E07) - 31
Yeah, OK, honey.
#31
Recap of Family Guy Season 3 Episode 7 (S03E07) - 32
Good morning. Peter, you look terrible. What happened?
#32
Recap of Family Guy Season 3 Episode 7 (S03E07) - 33
He freed the beast all over the back of Peter's head.
#33
Recap of Family Guy Season 3 Episode 7 (S03E07) - 34
Well, Stewie, tonight we have a really big show.
#34
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I... I know who's responsible for Stewie's behaviour,
#38
Recap of Family Guy Season 3 Episode 7 (S03E07) - 39
Well, there seems to be a lot of anger in your household.
#39
Recap of Family Guy Season 3 Episode 7 (S03E07) - 40
OK. The psychologist wants us to try an exercise called role reversal,
#40
Recap of Family Guy Season 3 Episode 7 (S03E07) - 41
"I'm Lois. I brake for yard sales, but I don't let Peter buy anything he likes,
#41
Recap of Family Guy Season 3 Episode 7 (S03E07) - 42
"I'm a pompous antichrist who will probably drop my plans for world domination
#42
Recap of Family Guy Season 3 Episode 7 (S03E07) - 43
Whoa, Peter, calm down.
#43
Recap of Family Guy Season 3 Episode 7 (S03E07) - 44
Mine just says "Dear Lois. " And after that it looks like someone just spit on the paper.
#44
Recap of Family Guy Season 3 Episode 7 (S03E07) - 45
but we need to get our anger under control before we kill each other.
#45
Recap of Family Guy Season 3 Episode 7 (S03E07) - 46
- " Ah-um - " Ba-ba
#46
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- You can't hit me! I'm a girl! - Sometimes I wonder.
#49
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- Shut up! This is all Dad's fault. - I don't like to be touched!
#50