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Season 17

Aired 3 months ago - May 05, 2019

When Meg suddenly becomes internet famous, she and an excited Peter work together to build her following and create content for her new image that revolves around unhealthy eating. Meanwhile, Brian and Stewie revel in a new ride while Brian's car gets repaired.

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This is ridiculous. You're hurting my wrist!
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Really, all the Nabisco products,
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That's us! Come on, everyone!
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Brian, turn on the heat and NPR.
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of the Southern black Baptist church.
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-I feel like a new... -And, of course, you can't write a history of rap
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an Internet celebrity, like me, Corey from Corey's World.
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I'm trending on Twitter.
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Yeah, it's like if a horse made a pizza.
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How did this turn into my fight?
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Wise guy.
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Let's see what we've got in here.
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Check it, check it, what's this?
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- Hey, Meg? - You can't use the Charmin.
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See, I-I promoted Magic Shell ice cream topping on my channel,
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I created a vanilla ice cream Peter covered in Magic Shell.
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Thank God, Lois.
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Lick it up
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Five different stations, all playing "Lick It Up" by Kiss.
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When you need to take a talking baby to day care,
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Does anybody need a ride to the hospital?
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But I need to draw a little more blood for the lab.
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"On every tree a bucket with a lid,
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and is also the new face of diabetes drug Pancresta.
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Chopping up and snorting Pancresta may amplify
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Pancresta.
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James Woods High School will also be saluting
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doing "Carpool Karaoke" songs we can afford.
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Oh, yeah."
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Bad sugars and starches are the bomb!
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Oh, you were thirsty, weren't you?
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I deserved a sweet ride for a little while.
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Well, let's see-- I drive about 4,000 a year,
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smoking outside of government buildings.
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The back side of this car is all wrecked.
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She told me to be at peace, and I was.
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One dog driving a Prius won't fix that.
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Oh, you hear that, Brian? Hulk's calling the cops.
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This concludes your B story.
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You've inspired us to gain all this weight,
Aired 4 months ago - Apr 28, 2019

After Lois reads a new book on the joys of decluttering, she challenges the rest of the Griffins to throw anything out of the house that does not spark joy. While all starts out well, Lois soon takes the decluttering to a surprising extreme.

Aired 5 months ago - Mar 31, 2019

In search of Stewie's big wheel tricycle, Stewie and Brian embark on an adventure to a giant floating mass of trash out in the sea; Lois tries to help Quagmire elevate his dating game.

Aired 5 months ago - Mar 24, 2019

The Griffin family offers their own special commentary for an episode of "Family Guy" and provides little-known facts about Peter and Lois' drama.

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that somehow didn't make it into the final cut.
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that everyone in the family got a new cell phone.
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Damn it!
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Getting those things was a worse idea than...
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"Ocean's 36-24-49?"
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I could've hung up my collar.
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With a renewed sense of spirit and a renewed reverence for...
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H-Hold on, Danny, it looks like
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Let's get out of here, other altar boys.
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Thank you for continuing to hold.
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Oh, come on, Lois, you only want to go
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makes four times as much money as I do.
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We actually freelance all our explosion animation.
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- Sarah Paulson. - Who?
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Wait. Wasn't Sarah Paulson
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I don't think I've met everyone. I'm Sarah.
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for which I have received five Emmy nominations.
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Mm, still 126.
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I won a surfboard at the Teen Choice Awards.
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So, Sarah, I-I guess you chose not to take Peter's name, huh?
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Peter, may I speak with you outside?
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Stewie,
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big, round thing at the bottom of the stairs
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Shannon's the only professional in this building.
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Welcome to Old Sturbridge Village, everyone.
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Shh. Nobody talk for the next minute.
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I guarantee nobody got that.
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I actually laid in my parking space as a protest
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Can we please just listen to the song?
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'cause this has been one hell of a day.
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I'm good at figuring things out.
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provide the animators the freedom
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This scene reminds me of the time
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I'm saying this marriage is over.
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Welcome back to the DVD commentary episode.
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- Yeah. - Okay, good, let's do that.
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And apparently, I can take my sweet time.
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That-that can't be true, right?
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I'd recognize your voice anywhere.
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Alex Borstein, Seth Green and Mila Kunis.
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Yeah, I do your voice.
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Why is the girl who voices me super hot and I'm not?
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Uh, I, uh... no, uh, Chris,
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are you feeding yourself compliments now?
Aired 5 months ago - Mar 10, 2019

When the guys volunteer to chaperone the high school prom, Quagmire hits it off with Courtney only to discover that she is his daughter. To his and the gang's surprise, Quagmire makes a serious effort to embrace parenting Courtney, joining Peter and Meg on an ill-fated father-daughter camping trip.

Aired 5 months ago - Mar 03, 2019

After a mishap at work, Peter decides to take his health more seriously and diet with the help of Quagmire, Joe, and Cleveland. When Lois takes a stab at writing a romantic fantasy novel, a curious Brian and Stewie investigate to find out who she might have a crush.

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"if only because this is where Horatio called home.
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"in his life: his horses and Louise's heaving bosom.
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"of the dirty hay sex that was gonna most definitely happen.
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- Damn, that's steamy, Lois. - Really?
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I've been here all day, and I can't move.
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I'm stuck! I don't want to die here!
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A lever to turn the stairs into a slide.
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about the silent part in George Michael's "Faith."
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This is basically a guide
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This could finally be my key to...
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I know. You guys got to help me, though.
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as a Union soldier in the Civil War.
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Just-just give me a second.
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Me being an equestrianist and everything.
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Ha, ha! What?!
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Different species, same heart.
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Welcome to CrossFit, Peter.
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Yeah, I figured.
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Why?
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Uh, uh, because, of, like, the ingredients in it.
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It's clear you're an idiot and deserve no more of my time.
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is to do lunges on the sidewalk.
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- Step. Step. - Uh-huh. Uh-huh.
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Oh! I got a sense of what's down there!
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The chemicals in the water are not breaking down
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do not open your eyes underwater.
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"The doors magically opened."
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What?
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What? We don't work here.
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No! You said you would do whatever's necessary
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it was the bread.
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Yeah, you told us you would do anything to lose weight!
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I mean, do-do you think Lois could be having an affair
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No, but we should follow her and see what the hell is going on.
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All right, Peter, now, I know you haven't eaten in a while,
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This guy is a star.
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Lois, don't do it!
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maybe I would have a shot with you.
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you thought that you could exploit
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He's special.
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So, once a week, I take him to the stables.
Aired 6 months ago - Feb 17, 2019

Peter is mistakenly identified as transgender, which leads to an unexpected event and an important learning lesson.

Aired 6 months ago - Feb 10, 2019

Brian worries about the legacy he's leaving behind, so Stewie makes a robot duplicate as a living biography.

Aired 7 months ago - Jan 13, 2019

The Griffins move to Washington D.C. where Peter is hired as the new White House Press Secretary.

Aired 7 months ago - Jan 06, 2019

After Peter's hair turns white from a ghost-hunting adventure in his house with the guys, his new look grabs the attention of local news anchor Tom Tucker. Under Tucker's guidance, he learns the ways of reporting fake news, and soon becomes a senior crime analyst on Quahog's Channel 5 News. Meanwhile, Brian and Stewie attempt to help Chris improve his dating game. MORE -LESS

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I do feel a presence in the air.
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That's so Joe!
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(chuckles): That's so Lois.
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Oftentimes, the human ear can't pick up paranormal sounds,
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(passing gas)
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Stewie, I'm telling you, there's no way Chris is gay.
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What night are the Tony Awards?
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And it was fabulous!
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You have 28 windows of porn playing simultaneously?
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I'm taking this, and we are gonna help you start thinking
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(cackling)
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- I've never seen it. - Me, neither.
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Well, maybe that's because you guys don't know the first thing
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Someone help me!
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- Help! Help! - (heavy metal music playing)
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Ashley.
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You think it's gonna stay, Dr. Hartman?
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Chocolate is for cake, not chicken.
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What? Oh, no, I'm-I'm not a...
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Well, this is the best job in the world!
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No, just Friday at 11:45 p.m.
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to stop 'em from dunking in the water?
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Oh, there's my silver fox.
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When I'm at a multiracial picnic for some reason,
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underneath non-holiday-related fireworks.
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Thank you, Sanguelto.
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(whooshing)
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the still-unsolved murder of Doris Billingsly,
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Say, you've got a way about you,
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to the station tomorrow and...?
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Excuse me. Uh, do-do you know if I'm gonna get a rose?
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that will put me out of contention for a rose.
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Thanks, Joe. Great reporting, terrible eyes.
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I don't know anything about crime.
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Crime is way up, and you know why?
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Peter Griffin, white hair, very credible, thank you so much.
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No, I'm asking you to join us full-time
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- (soft piano music playing) - If taking Sanguelto,
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JOE (laughing): Yeah, leave that to the yahoos in D.C.
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Uh, I don't know.
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No, thank you, dear.
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Has it ever been all the way to the top before, Peter?
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Peter Griffin, white hair, very credible, thank you so much.
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No, Chris, I mean, have you stopped...? Never mind.
Aired 8 months ago - Dec 09, 2018

The Pawtucket Brewery hires new bosses, who decide to change the company's mascot. In an attempt to be crowned the new face of Pawtucket Ale, Peter and Brian go head-to-head.

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Boy, I bet you she's a handful in the bedroom.
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And there is no issue too big or too small.
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Two bosses? This sucks.
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No, Peter, that's not what this is.
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and wherever you go, people will know
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That's a character from another show, sir.
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AL GORE: But due to man's excessive use of fossil fuels,
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No, it looks like an old lady's Rascal.
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- No, I wasn't. - Yes, you were.
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Look, I'm only here to create an amusing comparison
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PETER: Well, I'll be.
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which will be coming down this conveyor belt.
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AUTOMATED VOICE: Belt activated.
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(SNIFFS) Pee laced with meth.
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Apparently, nobody can relate to our mascot Pawtucket Pat.
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You know, a-a guy who'd drink a beer on a toilet.
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that's exactly the kind of customer
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No. We did it.
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No! No, that's not true, Meg! It's not true!
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ANNOUNCER: Pawtucket Patriot:
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- Pawtucket Pat! - (CROWD CHEERING)
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Hey, guys, I'm Billy on the Street,
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Oh, you don't own a TV? I'm very impressed! Let's go!
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You mean Turtle from Entourage? You're the worst!
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I watch Black Mirror and The Goldbergs, and that's it!
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Hey, you want to cool it with that drumming?
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(ALTERNATING WORDS): Hi, Peter. It's me, Sheila, and me, Bert.
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- No way. That's awesome! - Said no one ever.
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Well, think about it, Peter. The public loves Pawtucket Pat.
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and his new sidekick Hops McElaney,
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because you told me drinks were on the house.
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This spot is reserved for the brewery mascot.
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Hey, you got bread, bro? Give me that bread, bro.
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'Cause he's a dog.
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to constantly be setting up someone else's...
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than being a monkey at Coachella.
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Because of Beaglemania.
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Well, what if it tasted like every bottle had a nickel in it?
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I want you to sign my ass.
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Oh, God, again with this Beaglemania?
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K-nine. K-nine.
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For more, here's Tricia Takanawa.
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are being inflated including two newcomers this year:
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have volunteered to blow up his balloon.
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whose aunt is famously-thin actress Bebe Neuwirth.
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Hi! Thanks for coming out. Hi!
Aired 8 months ago - Dec 02, 2018

Stewie and Brian compete for the inheritance of a wealthy, older heiress. Meanwhile, Peter and Chris battle for Mr. Herbert's affection.

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- Yes, what food does the bird... - Not about the bird!
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Well, that's the zoo.
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What are you up to?
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before everyone wakes up, including roosters.
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Can I change my grip?
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But, first, make sure you subscribe to my channel,
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You know, I've been looking for a muscley-armed young fella
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I like to make a little fort under there.
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Plus, helping you helps me forget
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- The count? - Yes, of Monte Hall.
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and, in December, Januarying, of course,
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looks suspiciously like an Amazon Echo
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there's no reason to sabotage each other.
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Let your wife do everything.
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And what's your pal's name??
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Oh, yeah. Sometimes I fall asleep on candy.
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That's Margaret Woolworth Carrington Von Schumacher
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Dumont Lamborghini Forbes Higbee Winthrop
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Marriott Barrington Chadsworth Big League Chew
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Twillsworth Dolce Gabbana Von Zweiger
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Kincaid Winslow Coors Oviatt Marlborough
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Been trying to schmooze her for months.
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but I'm very desperate.
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(LAUGHS)
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Hey, will you put a bag on that thing?
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But, Mr. Herbert, you always made the cookies
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♪ You mustn't think you've failed me ♪
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♪ I swear they still are true ♪
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♪ Feeling like a fool ♪
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♪ Loving you both is breaking all the rules. ♪
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I've devoted my life to helping them.
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yellow toenail finder app on my phone.
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QUAGMIRE: Get the hell out of my face, Brian.
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You most certainly do not. I don't even think
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You think you know how to bang a woman who's seen a dodo bird?
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who enjoyed like hell shopping for this little ruse.
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But unless you're prepared to kill her, get the hell out.
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♪ Twillsworth Dolce Gabbana Von Zweiger ♪
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♪ Von Stolen Monty Python Ellisworth Aston Martin ♪
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♪ Longbottom Nottingham Meisterburger Burgermeister ♪
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(BOTH GRUNTING)
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Well, he often said he wanted to explode all over me.
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Aired 9 months ago - Nov 18, 2018

To the surprise of all the Griffins, Meg makes the U.S. Olympic team as a biathlete and competes in the Winter Olympics.

Aired 9 months ago - Nov 11, 2018

After Meg saves Stewie from a choking incident, Stewie makes it his personal mission to create a better life for Meg. Meanwhile, Chris is sent to a vocational school.

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and you died 30 years ago,
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Twee.
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Yes, I'm here for my first day of vocational school.
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This notepad and pencil is from Mr. Tony over there.
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(LAUGHS) You're expressing affection and dominance.
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We're just gonna be pumping today.
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All right, snack table. Now, what do we got?
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They said they won't choke me.
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(PANTING)
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♪ What of me now? ♪
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♪ Today I begin the life that I've dreamed... ♪
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(FARTS)
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(TOILET FLUSHES)
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in this dental floss macaroni necklace
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- Go fly a kite, bub. - Ouch.
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Now, if you'll excuse me, I'll just go retrieve my hat.
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How you gonna do that?
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- Very sorry. - Excuse me.
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A big part of being a mechanic is being completely shocked
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Whoa, whoa, what? You never had a bread sandwich from Pete's?
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Someone get me a bread sandwich.
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They're posting the cast list for the school play.
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(DEEP VOICE): O, wilt thou leave me so unsatisfied?
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(DEEP VOICE): Th' exchange of thy love's
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♪ One man likes to push a plow ♪
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What's all this, then?
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Oh, it's our pleasure.
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I seen a brown duck, a yellow duck,
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The-the imagination on this one.
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Yeah, he-he took care of one of our competitors.
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I can't turn them on myself. It's the Sabbath.
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I can't do it myself. It's the Sabbath.
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Well, I am officially out of ideas.
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Can you make sure I'm totally in the frame?
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Oh, my God, you're right!
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Okay. I'll ask her out.
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♪ Let the sun... shine in. ♪
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with Kevin asking her out.
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Oh, my God.
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- and we're all full. - Oh, I...
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And to remind you, 24 of us selected the salmon,
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Chris, we're worried about you and your new friends.
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Chris, you need to be back in high school where you belong.
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You're breaking your mother's heart!
Aired 9 months ago - Nov 04, 2018

Lois receives a surprising birthday present from her father, Carter Pewterschmidt, that leads to an unfortunate accident leaving him dependent on Lois and the Griffin's care.

Aired 10 months ago - Oct 21, 2018

After Brian teases Stewie for being small, Stewie invents a shrinking machine that results in both of them shrinking to a microscopic size.

Aired 10 months ago - Oct 14, 2018

To Stewie's surprise, he quickly befriends a boy his age, but is devastated when he realizes he isn't invited to his birthday party. Meanwhile, Peter and Lois attend a self-empowerment seminar.

Aired 10 months ago - Oct 07, 2018

Brian's marriage to Jess is not what he envisioned, especially after her miraculous recovery from cancer. At the suggestion of Peter, Brian lets himself go, causing Jess to make a surprising decision.

Aired 11 months ago - Sep 30, 2018

Brian meets and quickly falls in love with a woman named Jess, who reveals she has cancer. After she receives devastating news regarding her diagnosis, Brian proposes marriage to her.