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Season 17  "Family Guy Lite"  17x14

Aired 5 months ago - Mar 03, 2019

After a mishap at work, Peter decides to take his health more seriously and diet with the help of Quagmire, Joe, and Cleveland. When Lois takes a stab at writing a romantic fantasy novel, a curious Brian and Stewie investigate to find out who she might have a crush.

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Recap of Family Guy Season 17 Episode 14 (S17E14) - 1
"if only because this is where Horatio called home.
Recap of Family Guy Season 17 Episode 14 (S17E14) - 2
"in his life: his horses and Louise's heaving bosom.
Recap of Family Guy Season 17 Episode 14 (S17E14) - 3
"of the dirty hay sex that was gonna most definitely happen.
Recap of Family Guy Season 17 Episode 14 (S17E14) - 4
- Damn, that's steamy, Lois. - Really?
Recap of Family Guy Season 17 Episode 14 (S17E14) - 5
I've been here all day, and I can't move.
Recap of Family Guy Season 17 Episode 14 (S17E14) - 6
I'm stuck! I don't want to die here!
Recap of Family Guy Season 17 Episode 14 (S17E14) - 7
Recap of Family Guy Season 17 Episode 14 (S17E14) - 8
A lever to turn the stairs into a slide.
Recap of Family Guy Season 17 Episode 14 (S17E14) - 9
Recap of Family Guy Season 17 Episode 14 (S17E14) - 10
about the silent part in George Michael's "Faith."
Recap of Family Guy Season 17 Episode 14 (S17E14) - 11
Recap of Family Guy Season 17 Episode 14 (S17E14) - 12
Recap of Family Guy Season 17 Episode 14 (S17E14) - 13
This is basically a guide
Recap of Family Guy Season 17 Episode 14 (S17E14) - 14
This could finally be my key to...
Recap of Family Guy Season 17 Episode 14 (S17E14) - 15
I know. You guys got to help me, though.
Recap of Family Guy Season 17 Episode 14 (S17E14) - 16
as a Union soldier in the Civil War.
Recap of Family Guy Season 17 Episode 14 (S17E14) - 17
Recap of Family Guy Season 17 Episode 14 (S17E14) - 18
Just-just give me a second.
Recap of Family Guy Season 17 Episode 14 (S17E14) - 19
Recap of Family Guy Season 17 Episode 14 (S17E14) - 20
Me being an equestrianist and everything.
Recap of Family Guy Season 17 Episode 14 (S17E14) - 21
Ha, ha! What?!
Recap of Family Guy Season 17 Episode 14 (S17E14) - 22
Different species, same heart.
Recap of Family Guy Season 17 Episode 14 (S17E14) - 23
Welcome to CrossFit, Peter.
Recap of Family Guy Season 17 Episode 14 (S17E14) - 24
Yeah, I figured.
Recap of Family Guy Season 17 Episode 14 (S17E14) - 25
Why?
Recap of Family Guy Season 17 Episode 14 (S17E14) - 26
Uh, uh, because, of, like, the ingredients in it.
Recap of Family Guy Season 17 Episode 14 (S17E14) - 27
It's clear you're an idiot and deserve no more of my time.
Recap of Family Guy Season 17 Episode 14 (S17E14) - 28
is to do lunges on the sidewalk.
Recap of Family Guy Season 17 Episode 14 (S17E14) - 29
- Step. Step. - Uh-huh. Uh-huh.
Recap of Family Guy Season 17 Episode 14 (S17E14) - 30
Oh! I got a sense of what's down there!
Recap of Family Guy Season 17 Episode 14 (S17E14) - 31
The chemicals in the water are not breaking down
Recap of Family Guy Season 17 Episode 14 (S17E14) - 32
do not open your eyes underwater.
Recap of Family Guy Season 17 Episode 14 (S17E14) - 33
"The doors magically opened."
Recap of Family Guy Season 17 Episode 14 (S17E14) - 34
What?
Recap of Family Guy Season 17 Episode 14 (S17E14) - 35
What? We don't work here.
Recap of Family Guy Season 17 Episode 14 (S17E14) - 36
Recap of Family Guy Season 17 Episode 14 (S17E14) - 37
No! You said you would do whatever's necessary
Recap of Family Guy Season 17 Episode 14 (S17E14) - 38
it was the bread.
Recap of Family Guy Season 17 Episode 14 (S17E14) - 39
Yeah, you told us you would do anything to lose weight!
Recap of Family Guy Season 17 Episode 14 (S17E14) - 40
I mean, do-do you think Lois could be having an affair
Recap of Family Guy Season 17 Episode 14 (S17E14) - 41
No, but we should follow her and see what the hell is going on.
Recap of Family Guy Season 17 Episode 14 (S17E14) - 42
All right, Peter, now, I know you haven't eaten in a while,
Recap of Family Guy Season 17 Episode 14 (S17E14) - 43
Recap of Family Guy Season 17 Episode 14 (S17E14) - 44
This guy is a star.
Recap of Family Guy Season 17 Episode 14 (S17E14) - 45
Recap of Family Guy Season 17 Episode 14 (S17E14) - 46
Lois, don't do it!
Recap of Family Guy Season 17 Episode 14 (S17E14) - 47
maybe I would have a shot with you.
Recap of Family Guy Season 17 Episode 14 (S17E14) - 48
you thought that you could exploit
Recap of Family Guy Season 17 Episode 14 (S17E14) - 49
He's special.
Recap of Family Guy Season 17 Episode 14 (S17E14) - 50
So, once a week, I take him to the stables.

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Recap of Family Guy Season 17 Episode 14 (S17E14) - 2
"in his life: his horses and Louise's heaving bosom.
#2
Recap of Family Guy Season 17 Episode 14 (S17E14) - 3
"of the dirty hay sex that was gonna most definitely happen.
#3
Recap of Family Guy Season 17 Episode 14 (S17E14) - 4
- Damn, that's steamy, Lois. - Really?
#4
Recap of Family Guy Season 17 Episode 14 (S17E14) - 5
I've been here all day, and I can't move.
#5
Recap of Family Guy Season 17 Episode 14 (S17E14) - 6
I'm stuck! I don't want to die here!
#6
Recap of Family Guy Season 17 Episode 14 (S17E14) - 7 #7 Recap of Family Guy Season 17 Episode 14 (S17E14) - 8
A lever to turn the stairs into a slide.
#8
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about the silent part in George Michael's "Faith."
#10
Recap of Family Guy Season 17 Episode 14 (S17E14) - 11 #11 Recap of Family Guy Season 17 Episode 14 (S17E14) - 12 #12 Recap of Family Guy Season 17 Episode 14 (S17E14) - 13
This is basically a guide
#13
Recap of Family Guy Season 17 Episode 14 (S17E14) - 14
This could finally be my key to...
#14
Recap of Family Guy Season 17 Episode 14 (S17E14) - 15
I know. You guys got to help me, though.
#15
Recap of Family Guy Season 17 Episode 14 (S17E14) - 16
as a Union soldier in the Civil War.
#16
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Just-just give me a second.
#18
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Me being an equestrianist and everything.
#20
Recap of Family Guy Season 17 Episode 14 (S17E14) - 21
Ha, ha! What?!
#21
Recap of Family Guy Season 17 Episode 14 (S17E14) - 22
Different species, same heart.
#22
Recap of Family Guy Season 17 Episode 14 (S17E14) - 23
Welcome to CrossFit, Peter.
#23
Recap of Family Guy Season 17 Episode 14 (S17E14) - 24
Yeah, I figured.
#24
Recap of Family Guy Season 17 Episode 14 (S17E14) - 25
Why?
#25
Recap of Family Guy Season 17 Episode 14 (S17E14) - 26
Uh, uh, because, of, like, the ingredients in it.
#26
Recap of Family Guy Season 17 Episode 14 (S17E14) - 27
It's clear you're an idiot and deserve no more of my time.
#27
Recap of Family Guy Season 17 Episode 14 (S17E14) - 28
is to do lunges on the sidewalk.
#28
Recap of Family Guy Season 17 Episode 14 (S17E14) - 29
- Step. Step. - Uh-huh. Uh-huh.
#29
Recap of Family Guy Season 17 Episode 14 (S17E14) - 30
Oh! I got a sense of what's down there!
#30
Recap of Family Guy Season 17 Episode 14 (S17E14) - 31
The chemicals in the water are not breaking down
#31
Recap of Family Guy Season 17 Episode 14 (S17E14) - 32
do not open your eyes underwater.
#32
Recap of Family Guy Season 17 Episode 14 (S17E14) - 33
"The doors magically opened."
#33
Recap of Family Guy Season 17 Episode 14 (S17E14) - 34
What?
#34
Recap of Family Guy Season 17 Episode 14 (S17E14) - 35
What? We don't work here.
#35
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No! You said you would do whatever's necessary
#37
Recap of Family Guy Season 17 Episode 14 (S17E14) - 38
it was the bread.
#38
Recap of Family Guy Season 17 Episode 14 (S17E14) - 39
Yeah, you told us you would do anything to lose weight!
#39
Recap of Family Guy Season 17 Episode 14 (S17E14) - 40
I mean, do-do you think Lois could be having an affair
#40
Recap of Family Guy Season 17 Episode 14 (S17E14) - 41
No, but we should follow her and see what the hell is going on.
#41
Recap of Family Guy Season 17 Episode 14 (S17E14) - 42
All right, Peter, now, I know you haven't eaten in a while,
#42
Recap of Family Guy Season 17 Episode 14 (S17E14) - 43 #43 Recap of Family Guy Season 17 Episode 14 (S17E14) - 44
This guy is a star.
#44
Recap of Family Guy Season 17 Episode 14 (S17E14) - 45 #45 Recap of Family Guy Season 17 Episode 14 (S17E14) - 46
Lois, don't do it!
#46
Recap of Family Guy Season 17 Episode 14 (S17E14) - 47
maybe I would have a shot with you.
#47
Recap of Family Guy Season 17 Episode 14 (S17E14) - 48
you thought that you could exploit
#48
Recap of Family Guy Season 17 Episode 14 (S17E14) - 49
He's special.
#49
Recap of Family Guy Season 17 Episode 14 (S17E14) - 50
So, once a week, I take him to the stables.
#50