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Season 18

Aired a day ago - Nov 17, 2019

To celebrate Peter and Lois' wedding anniversary, the Griffins present their own versions of three well-known love stories.

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(pained grunting)
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whose method is all about asking questions.
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and then head north at a 90 degree angle.
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for their advancements in math and not as cartoon characters
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Okay, I had a feeling this fortress would be impenetrable,
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Oh, boy, this...
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Dancing queen...
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I'm exhausted with being told "no."
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Welcome back. My credit card got declined at the sex store.
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Two households, both alike in dignity,
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I done chatterboxed my way through the whole prologue.
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We're fine.
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in all of Italy.
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Now, fair Juliet, let our houses join together,
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Hey, there's something I want you to see.
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Oh, man, I-I must have amnesia or something,
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- (phone ringing) - Hello?
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(Family Feud theme playing)
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Romeo, name something you might say to a damned spot.
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You know what? I'll come up there.
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This is gonna sound crazy, but... will you marry me?
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but that's okay, because I do karate outside against no one.
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(grunts) I could never say this
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I'm voiding my bowels right now because I died,
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Oh, Friar Laurence,
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can I, uh, pay for the rest of my items here?
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I'm sorry. There's nothing I can do.
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I mean, there is baseball, but it's not playoffs.
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Very irresponsible to teach this...
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Mm. Alas.
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at our Eyes Wide Shut party and this happened.
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Thanks. I'll be right back.
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(both moaning)
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Dad, the not cell phone's ringing!
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Judge Forrest. (quietly): How did you get this number
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No more Rice Krispies
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Hello, Dan.
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No, I'm keeping it!
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Listen, just call your wife
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That's odd.
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I wonder what they'll choose.
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Look, it's not my fault.
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when I came home.
Aired 7 days ago - Nov 10, 2019

The Wi-Fi goes out in the Griffin house, leaving the family with nothing to do for the evening. In order to keep the family entertained, Peter and Lois decide to tell the kids the story of how they met and fell in love in the '90s.

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So we decided to take a break but remained close friends.
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And then meeting his beautiful wife
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She went on to become one of the CDs in the garage.
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¶ ¶
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Hey, guys, there's a great concert
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Well, I'm glad you agree with me, Quagmire,
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that's way too long.
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in front of the mirror.
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And it was the heyday of the multi-camera sitcom,
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Peter, admit it.
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Your mom was the only one
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Will you marry me?
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to get a PhD in neuroscience
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but I guess I just caved to my father's pressure.
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(high-pitched): ¶ He's your king-to-be
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He's your king-to-be...
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So I decided I was gonna do the most powerful thing
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the fourth and fifth time I heard "Cotton Eye Joe,"
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Yes. And to prove it,
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The MTV Beach House was located
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JOE: Yeah, I was pretty much the coolest guy there.
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I'm about to tell how I met Daria.
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Mark McGrath, Pauly Shore and Jamie Kennedy,
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they all walked into the sea and disappeared forever.
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occasionally going into the pool to pee.
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to destroy my relationship with your mom once and for all.
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Hey, there. You're all that and a bag of chips.
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PETER: It all happened so fast.
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(sighs) My horse-toothed dreamboat.
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Right then and there, I vowed I would never see him again.
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(laughter)
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in a game where no one would touch him.
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I had just lost the love of my life.
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Keep saying baby words, Peter. You're onto something.
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We rented office space,
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We got over our initial differences,
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I didn't see either one.
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I guess I'm just not sure if I'm doing the right thing.
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"The Macarena" is the best father-daughter dance.
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We celebrated in grand dot-com bubble fashion:
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and experiencing the profound harmony of the universe,
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What's the matter? You still sad about Brandon Lee?
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But we've got a business to run.
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(organ music playing)
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What is it, Peter?
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but I can't stop thinking about you, day and night.
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Peter, I'm sorry, but you blew it.
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Daddy... is that true?
Aired 14 days ago - Nov 03, 2019

When Quagmire opens a cat café in town, Brian decides to take a stand to get the café shut down. Meanwhile, when Meg and Chris get in trouble at school, Lois becomes nervous and decides they need to go to church camp in order to find their way

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Yeah, the world’s better now that corporations read
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well, we may all need to go to Christian family camp.
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What am I doing here? What is all this?
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I’m not going anywhere.
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in the van who normally wouldn’t know each other in real life:
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And just as that’s sinking in,
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I got to shut down that cat place.
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Well, then, how you gonna make any friends at camp?
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City ordinance 321(c) states, "Food or drink shall not
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is it taking anyone else longer to wipe?
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they flip around at you and then glare
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But, Dad, we want to see what happens at Christian camp.
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I’m the camp director Vera.
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Oh. How frighteningly specific.
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That’s it, we’re done.
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Asian reporter Tricia Takanawa filed this report.
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and then occasionally I’m gonna turn away
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you know you’re not allowed to have Fruit Roll-Ups.
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Really? You’re closing the café?
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We’ve hardly done anything together since we made
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Ah, there’s so much regular!
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a traditional man from the Middle East,
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drugs and self-pleasure.
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What? I come in here all the time.
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This place has the best pizza and Pepsi, Brian.
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Aw, no problem, buddy. Here, I brought you something.
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So, can I get you something to drink?
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-PETER: Sure. -(cats meowing)
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to own a purple couch?
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No dogs allowed in public places.
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The vest is from when I worked at Office Depot.
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Do it again.
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No, no, Brian, say something nice about me right now.
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Uh, "how’s it going"? I got a dead cat on a pitchfork!
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-(dog barks) -(cats meowing)
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Oh. Then we have an issue.
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Oh, that’d be lovely, Lois.
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The stars
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(owl hoots)
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So religion isn’t gonna be for people like you and me.
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You! You son of a bitch! This is all your fault!
Aired a month ago - Oct 20, 2019

The network decides that it's time to explore some unique ways to reboot the series. When three versions of the reboots are shown to a focus group, the feedback takes some surprising turns.

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and had Peter's ankles up in the air by 11:00.
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Oh, my God.
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Smarmy J. Tie-Straightener the Third.
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Good night, perfect.
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Good night, Peter.
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with an occasional shocking seagull screech?
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Now, I know you're all wondering
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through her wit, charm and professionalism.
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What can I say? I love my wife.
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Come on, you idiots, don't screw me.
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You know what, I don't really get Family Guy.
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-Okay. -I'll take that. -You got it.
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which are watched by as many as 6,000 people a year,
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Ooh, ooh...
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But what does normal mean
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but you don't find that out till later
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I'm gonna go to a club I'm too young to get into
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We've been asked to nod our heads while the band plays
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I'm gonna go get some air and pebble-up my nipples.
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You guys, check it out. Patty just got into
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Peach Coke? Stop.
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- (whooshing) - (fanfare plays)
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(gunshot)
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Now one of us will become a breakout movie star
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What? Course not.
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so I'm going to show you one more reboot idea.
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to find greater success in movies or ugly public divorces.
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Lucky there's a man who positively can do
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CHRIS: I'll get it.
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No, still no kids, but I've been practicing
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Okay, give my love to Brian and Meg,
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Chris, I offer you a choice.
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Chris, I'm lying here listening to you toss and turn,
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asking you to kick Joe out of the house.
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the last squirt of a plastic mustard bottle.
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It's a Bible verse.
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it's a marketing tool.
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- Normal words, but a horse guy. - WOMAN: Can we please stop this?
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Ah, the general had a sweet tooth, huh?
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- Yeah, yeah, right? - (chatter, dishes clinking)
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EDM music.
Aired a month ago - Oct 13, 2019

When Stewie receives a participation medal in his school's toddler games, he begins to question everything he has ever won. Meanwhile, Peter causes a fight between Lois' parents and must repair the damage he caused.

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And that's a hole of lies.
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Stay calm. This is why we have a house fire captain.
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Oh, my God, Chris is still in there!
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Everyone start crying about losing your new golf clubs
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and we can live with them until our house is fixed.
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It will be mine and yours little secret.
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including you, can enjoy it.
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Those asked to leave today will be refused admission
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The winner will take home the coveted Pie Champ trophy.
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Fools, fools, fools.
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- Serve it up, bitch. - Well, that was uncalled for.
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Mmm, num-num-num-num-nah.
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to make you feel good?
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My God, you're right.
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This calls for champagne.
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- Abortion? - Go with it.
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Lois, why do you always start talking like a snob
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Penrose!
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"forgotten."
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♪ She is smiling alone. ♪
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Hello, Peter. What brings you out here?
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Whoa, where'd you learn a line like that?
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My point is, I'm not from an upper-crust world, either.
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You know, I like hanging out with you.
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Oh, I didn't like being called stinky.
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That was the most fun I've had in decades.
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forever trying to live up to everyone else's expectations,
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and the key is to find the absolute freshest ingredients.
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Home of Sir Isaac Newton
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And before anyone asks, I brought this owl from home.
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she told Daddy she's leaving him.
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It's where I grew up.
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Peter, you've been able to stay true to who you were.
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- (seagull shrieks, pops) - I don't think so, Peter.
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And Miss Shoo-Bop-Sha-Wadda- Wadda-Yippity-Boom-De-Boom,
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Daddy, Peter's right. You got to do this for Mom.
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(clears throat) All right. All right, let's go.
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And now, the moment you've all been waiting for.
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Good job, little boy.
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I say we take his pants down, see what he's working with.
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Well, good thing the bar is having Lie Detector Wednesday.
Aired a month ago - Oct 06, 2019

Peter and his friends are sick of forgetting the million-dollar business ideas they come up with while drinking, so they strap on Joe's police body cams to record their every move. Meanwhile, Quagmire is trying to come to terms with an unexpected family development.

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See the Ghost Rider while smoking inside.
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Rest in peace, Gene.
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Smoke inside. Loud trucks, guns.
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- Beer in a bag. - Bad idea.
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It's wasted. We collect urinal ice
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CLEVELAND: It's hard to watch.
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PETER: Oh, this must have been when we were jumping around
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Wait, wait, pause it. Zoom in on that napkin.
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But this year, we're on track to get sued
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What do you say?
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That's not all right. What if my boss sees this?
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- I'm an alcoholic. - Oh, right.
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But you just got to give 'em the biggest hug you can
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You're so wise and kind.
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They dropped a USA Today outside our room.
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Well, then, I'm free.
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- (knock on door) - MAN: Hello? Room service.
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(yawning)
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- Like yesterday. - Come on, that's not true.
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Okay, maybe, maybe this has been
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Hi, I have a Styrofoam cooler with weird tape on it?
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(clears throat) Hello, everybody.
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Two mature people with dwindling options.
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Oh, God, I haven't even thought about that.
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There are many things I can't go into at this time,
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Good day.
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I thought we were going to the Clam.
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Looks like a dinner party!
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have, uh...
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(sighs) They are working that poor man to death.
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That's, that's great. That's just great, Brian.
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Well, I wouldn't say that.
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Uh, so why is Wilkes-Barre/Scranton "AVP"?
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Everyone goes cold, I go hot.
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See? It's not so bad.
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Brian, don't bring up a reference to someone
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Be very, very careful treading around Night at the Museum.
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Okay, let's play. Kids versus the parents.
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- Get down there, champ. - (sighs)
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And let's all face the same direction.
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Down. Hut! Hut!
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Oh, no, I missed you by total accident.
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Brian, you're the best dad ever.
Aired 2 months ago - Sep 29, 2019

When the brewery announces it will be firing one employee, Peter is nervous he will be the one let go; the family departs on a Yacht Rock cruise that doesn't go as expected.