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Season 18

Aired 6 days ago - Oct 13, 2019

When Stewie receives a participation medal in his school's toddler games, he begins to question everything he has ever won. Meanwhile, Peter causes a fight between Lois' parents and must repair the damage he caused.

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And that's a hole of lies.
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Stay calm. This is why we have a house fire captain.
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Oh, my God, Chris is still in there!
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Everyone start crying about losing your new golf clubs
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and we can live with them until our house is fixed.
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It will be mine and yours little secret.
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including you, can enjoy it.
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Those asked to leave today will be refused admission
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The winner will take home the coveted Pie Champ trophy.
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Fools, fools, fools.
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- Serve it up, bitch. - Well, that was uncalled for.
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Mmm, num-num-num-num-nah.
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to make you feel good?
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My God, you're right.
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This calls for champagne.
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- Abortion? - Go with it.
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Lois, why do you always start talking like a snob
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Penrose!
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"forgotten."
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♪ She is smiling alone. ♪
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Hello, Peter. What brings you out here?
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Whoa, where'd you learn a line like that?
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My point is, I'm not from an upper-crust world, either.
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You know, I like hanging out with you.
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Oh, I didn't like being called stinky.
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That was the most fun I've had in decades.
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forever trying to live up to everyone else's expectations,
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and the key is to find the absolute freshest ingredients.
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Home of Sir Isaac Newton
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And before anyone asks, I brought this owl from home.
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she told Daddy she's leaving him.
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It's where I grew up.
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Peter, you've been able to stay true to who you were.
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- (seagull shrieks, pops) - I don't think so, Peter.
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And Miss Shoo-Bop-Sha-Wadda- Wadda-Yippity-Boom-De-Boom,
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Daddy, Peter's right. You got to do this for Mom.
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(clears throat) All right. All right, let's go.
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And now, the moment you've all been waiting for.
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Good job, little boy.
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I say we take his pants down, see what he's working with.
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Well, good thing the bar is having Lie Detector Wednesday.
Aired 13 days ago - Oct 06, 2019

Peter and his friends are sick of forgetting the million-dollar business ideas they come up with while drinking, so they strap on Joe's police body cams to record their every move. Meanwhile, Quagmire is trying to come to terms with an unexpected family development.

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See the Ghost Rider while smoking inside.
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Rest in peace, Gene.
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Smoke inside. Loud trucks, guns.
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- Beer in a bag. - Bad idea.
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It's wasted. We collect urinal ice
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CLEVELAND: It's hard to watch.
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PETER: Oh, this must have been when we were jumping around
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Wait, wait, pause it. Zoom in on that napkin.
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But this year, we're on track to get sued
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What do you say?
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That's not all right. What if my boss sees this?
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- I'm an alcoholic. - Oh, right.
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But you just got to give 'em the biggest hug you can
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You're so wise and kind.
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They dropped a USA Today outside our room.
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Well, then, I'm free.
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- (knock on door) - MAN: Hello? Room service.
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(yawning)
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- Like yesterday. - Come on, that's not true.
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Okay, maybe, maybe this has been
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Hi, I have a Styrofoam cooler with weird tape on it?
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(clears throat) Hello, everybody.
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Two mature people with dwindling options.
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Oh, God, I haven't even thought about that.
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There are many things I can't go into at this time,
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Good day.
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I thought we were going to the Clam.
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Looks like a dinner party!
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have, uh...
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(sighs) They are working that poor man to death.
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That's, that's great. That's just great, Brian.
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Well, I wouldn't say that.
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Uh, so why is Wilkes-Barre/Scranton "AVP"?
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Everyone goes cold, I go hot.
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See? It's not so bad.
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Brian, don't bring up a reference to someone
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Be very, very careful treading around Night at the Museum.
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Okay, let's play. Kids versus the parents.
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- Get down there, champ. - (sighs)
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And let's all face the same direction.
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Down. Hut! Hut!
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Oh, no, I missed you by total accident.
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Brian, you're the best dad ever.
Aired 20 days ago - Sep 29, 2019

When the brewery announces it will be firing one employee, Peter is nervous he will be the one let go; the family departs on a Yacht Rock cruise that doesn't go as expected.