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Season 18  "Cat Fight"  18x5

Aired 9 months ago - Nov 03, 2019

When Quagmire opens a cat café in town, Brian decides to take a stand to get the café shut down. Meanwhile, when Meg and Chris get in trouble at school, Lois becomes nervous and decides they need to go to church camp in order to find their way

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Yeah, the world’s better now that corporations read
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well, we may all need to go to Christian family camp.
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What am I doing here? What is all this?
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I’m not going anywhere.
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in the van who normally wouldn’t know each other in real life:
Recap of Family Guy Season 18 Episode 5 (S18E05) - 8
And just as that’s sinking in,
Recap of Family Guy Season 18 Episode 5 (S18E05) - 9
I got to shut down that cat place.
Recap of Family Guy Season 18 Episode 5 (S18E05) - 10
Well, then, how you gonna make any friends at camp?
Recap of Family Guy Season 18 Episode 5 (S18E05) - 11
City ordinance 321(c) states, "Food or drink shall not
Recap of Family Guy Season 18 Episode 5 (S18E05) - 12
is it taking anyone else longer to wipe?
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they flip around at you and then glare
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But, Dad, we want to see what happens at Christian camp.
Recap of Family Guy Season 18 Episode 5 (S18E05) - 16
I’m the camp director Vera.
Recap of Family Guy Season 18 Episode 5 (S18E05) - 17
Oh. How frighteningly specific.
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That’s it, we’re done.
Recap of Family Guy Season 18 Episode 5 (S18E05) - 19
Asian reporter Tricia Takanawa filed this report.
Recap of Family Guy Season 18 Episode 5 (S18E05) - 20
and then occasionally I’m gonna turn away
Recap of Family Guy Season 18 Episode 5 (S18E05) - 21
you know you’re not allowed to have Fruit Roll-Ups.
Recap of Family Guy Season 18 Episode 5 (S18E05) - 22
Really? You’re closing the café?
Recap of Family Guy Season 18 Episode 5 (S18E05) - 23
We’ve hardly done anything together since we made
Recap of Family Guy Season 18 Episode 5 (S18E05) - 24
Recap of Family Guy Season 18 Episode 5 (S18E05) - 25
Ah, there’s so much regular!
Recap of Family Guy Season 18 Episode 5 (S18E05) - 26
a traditional man from the Middle East,
Recap of Family Guy Season 18 Episode 5 (S18E05) - 27
drugs and self-pleasure.
Recap of Family Guy Season 18 Episode 5 (S18E05) - 28
What? I come in here all the time.
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This place has the best pizza and Pepsi, Brian.
Recap of Family Guy Season 18 Episode 5 (S18E05) - 30
Aw, no problem, buddy. Here, I brought you something.
Recap of Family Guy Season 18 Episode 5 (S18E05) - 31
So, can I get you something to drink?
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-PETER: Sure. -(cats meowing)
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to own a purple couch?
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No dogs allowed in public places.
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The vest is from when I worked at Office Depot.
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Do it again.
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No, no, Brian, say something nice about me right now.
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Uh, "how’s it going"? I got a dead cat on a pitchfork!
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-(dog barks) -(cats meowing)
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Oh. Then we have an issue.
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Oh, that’d be lovely, Lois.
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The stars
Recap of Family Guy Season 18 Episode 5 (S18E05) - 47
(owl hoots)
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So religion isn’t gonna be for people like you and me.
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You! You son of a bitch! This is all your fault!

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well, we may all need to go to Christian family camp.
#2
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What am I doing here? What is all this?
#5
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I’m not going anywhere.
#6
Recap of Family Guy Season 18 Episode 5 (S18E05) - 7
in the van who normally wouldn’t know each other in real life:
#7
Recap of Family Guy Season 18 Episode 5 (S18E05) - 8
And just as that’s sinking in,
#8
Recap of Family Guy Season 18 Episode 5 (S18E05) - 9
I got to shut down that cat place.
#9
Recap of Family Guy Season 18 Episode 5 (S18E05) - 10
Well, then, how you gonna make any friends at camp?
#10
Recap of Family Guy Season 18 Episode 5 (S18E05) - 11
City ordinance 321(c) states, "Food or drink shall not
#11
Recap of Family Guy Season 18 Episode 5 (S18E05) - 12
is it taking anyone else longer to wipe?
#12
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they flip around at you and then glare
#14
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But, Dad, we want to see what happens at Christian camp.
#15
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I’m the camp director Vera.
#16
Recap of Family Guy Season 18 Episode 5 (S18E05) - 17
Oh. How frighteningly specific.
#17
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That’s it, we’re done.
#18
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Asian reporter Tricia Takanawa filed this report.
#19
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and then occasionally I’m gonna turn away
#20
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you know you’re not allowed to have Fruit Roll-Ups.
#21
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Really? You’re closing the café?
#22
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We’ve hardly done anything together since we made
#23
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Ah, there’s so much regular!
#25
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a traditional man from the Middle East,
#26
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drugs and self-pleasure.
#27
Recap of Family Guy Season 18 Episode 5 (S18E05) - 28
What? I come in here all the time.
#28
Recap of Family Guy Season 18 Episode 5 (S18E05) - 29
This place has the best pizza and Pepsi, Brian.
#29
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Aw, no problem, buddy. Here, I brought you something.
#30
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So, can I get you something to drink?
#31
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-PETER: Sure. -(cats meowing)
#32
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to own a purple couch?
#33
Recap of Family Guy Season 18 Episode 5 (S18E05) - 34
No dogs allowed in public places.
#34
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The vest is from when I worked at Office Depot.
#35
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Do it again.
#37
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No, no, Brian, say something nice about me right now.
#39
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Uh, "how’s it going"? I got a dead cat on a pitchfork!
#41
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-(dog barks) -(cats meowing)
#42
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Oh. Then we have an issue.
#43
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Oh, that’d be lovely, Lois.
#44
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The stars
#46
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(owl hoots)
#47
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So religion isn’t gonna be for people like you and me.
#48
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You! You son of a bitch! This is all your fault!
#50