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Season 11

Aired 10 years ago - May 19, 2013

When Chris make the acquaintance of the daughter of the owner of the Barrington Country Club, the Griffins are introduced to the new club lifestyle much to the chagrin of Carter. Carter eventually gets kicked out of Barrington and Peter agrees to help him get back in.

Aired 10 years ago - May 19, 2013

Stewie's teleportation machine malfunctions when he and Brian use it to travel to Las Vegas for a Celine Dion concert.

Aired 10 years ago - May 12, 2013

The Griffins move to a farm, where Peter starts a drug business.

Aired 10 years ago - May 05, 2013

Peter and the guys try to save The Drunken Clam from being closed after the bar's owner dies; Meg gets a job at a funeral home.

Aired 10 years ago - Apr 28, 2013

When teddy bear Rupert is recalled, Stewie is determined to get his best friend back; when Peter is sick and can't compete in a bowling tournament, Lois fills in for him.

Aired 10 years ago - Apr 14, 2013

When Peter resurfaces after being in a plane crash and lost in the wilderness for two months, his family must find a way to bring him back from his animal-like state.

Aired 10 years ago - Mar 24, 2013

Mayor West becomes the prime suspect when a murder occurs at his mansion.

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In closing, although it seems pretty clear
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all the facts of this case.
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How could Uncle Adam do this?
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'Cause one of us gets sick, we's all gonna get sick.
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Our top story: Guys, right?
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They were carrying a trampoline.
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All in favor of "guilty," raise your hands.
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Who wants pizza for dinner?
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What's wrong with you?
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He should've been locked up a long time ago.
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I don't even know why we're discussing it.
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that did not live up to expectations.
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therefore Mayor West is guilty.
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so you have something to talk about.
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'Cause I can read it just like everybody else.
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Hey, Bailiff, can I talk to you
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Yeah, are you trying to suggest that Mayor West's
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"Dear Brian.
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yet he hand-made a letterhead
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I won't hold things up any longer.
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I'm starting to think all you do is dick around.
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"Guilty," "guilty."
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I farted during the murmuring.
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Or find the child who stands alone.
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Okay, let's go.
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♪ Down to Galway Bay Port
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You don't even understand your feelings for the mailman.
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Oh, it's so cold and it's under everything.
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Aah, why didn't I use the hand that was on the floor?!
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there was an eyewitness who saw the entire thing.
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Trust me, you're banging eight strangers who responded
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Okay, Consuela, I'm gonna need you on your knees.
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Thanks, it's okay to look the other way
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You're right.
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of Raiders of the Lost Ark waiting for me at home.
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Prancing around with his naked lip out
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Huh, imagine that.
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Look, I just don't think he could've done it.
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Do you guys mind if I struggle to open these blinds?
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You got to yank it to the side, Peter.
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Carter, you're the only person who still thinks he's guilty.
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The jury is instructed to disregard
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You have no right, man!
Aired 11 years ago - Mar 17, 2013

An unfortunate sky-diving accident sends Peter to the hospital, where he makes friends with a man named Mahmoud; Quagmire and Joe become suspicious of Mahmoud.

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Oh, it looks like it's almost time
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You're looking at a dead man.
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I'm Bob Costas,
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Is dinner almost ready?!
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"from eating food on the ground,
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Oh, my God, look, a bowl of M&M's.
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Am I falling or am I flying?
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why do I hold myself back in such situa...?
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What she really means is
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I'm Peter. You know, I never seen a hat
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'Cause they do that!
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and should not be touched by humans.
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chattier than you'd think he'd be when you're not here.
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Oh, but I do not pay attention to such things.
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No, he's weird.
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I, for one, think it's great that Peter has enough
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She's taking interior design classes
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Okay, I'm gonna go eat this steak in the bathroom.
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Would you like some of my meat fooshnoosh?
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I mean, who doesn't want to sit around a table
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What? She'd do that?
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So wait, let me get this straight:
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which means I'll be spending a lot of my time
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that-that "Diarrhea Only" sign on your bathroom?
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but don't say the "La Bamba" part.
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I'll see what they have.
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I'm just gonna assume this will pass,
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one quick second to talk about the Wichita account?
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I even started wearing leather sandals
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Follow me.
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Hulk Hogan or the Iron Sheik?
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So are these toys just, like, to take?
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You know, I actually feel really bad for him.
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Maybe I dialed wrong.
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Hang on there, Quagmire.
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and tell Mahmoud we can't be friends anymore.
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Remember how upset I seemed to get
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Remember, we'll be in the van listening to everything,
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Okay, before we get started,
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which we will drive to the bridge and...
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When exactly are we doing the bombing?
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Microphone?!
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It sounds like they found Peter's wire!
Aired 11 years ago - Mar 10, 2013

When Lois gets a job at an adults-only phone line to earn extra money, she takes a call from Peter.

Aired 11 years ago - Feb 17, 2013

When Meg catches Chris stealing money from Lois' purse, she makes him do her chores; Chris, tired of the pact with Meg, runs away to live with Herbert; Stewie and Brian become obsessed with singer Anne Murray.

Aired 11 years ago - Feb 10, 2013

On Valentine's Day, Meg goes on a date with a guy she met online, and Lois and Peter stay in bed all day; Brian is visited by his ex-girlfriends.

Aired 11 years ago - Jan 27, 2013

During a visit to Harvard, Quagmire accidentally marries a prostitute; in an attempt to get out of his marriage, Quagmire pretends that Peter is his lover.

Aired 11 years ago - Jan 13, 2013

Brian writes a play that becomes a hit in Quahog, but loses his confidence when he finds that the play Stewie wrote is better than his.

Aired 11 years ago - Jan 06, 2013

When the Griffins try to pick Chris up from space camp, they find themselves accidentally launched into space and reliant on Chris to get them home.

Aired 11 years ago - Dec 23, 2012

As the Griffin family is preparing for Christmas, Peter tells his own version of the Nativity story.

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You should go talk to her and see if she can talk.
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Oh, great, and maybe we could slaughter a lamb
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Yeah, I got to say I'm a little disappointed.
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You know this is the same picnic basket we drowned my sister in.
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Joseph, this is the most fun I've had in a while.
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Look, you're very sweet, but I have to save myself.
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No, no, no.
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we Jews will do the brawn work.
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Really? Yeah, I figure I'm 14 now,
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Listen, can you come by my house later?
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I hear an oracle from Greece is sending a funny message
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I'm pregnant.
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Yeah, and it's gonna be here soon,
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and I am but his humble servant.
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I am the Ghost of Christmas Pres...
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We had quite a cold snap here. I hope you got our card.
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Are you there, dear? All right, well, Merry Christmas.
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I remember when this was all desert.
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I went there one time on a donkeys' night out.
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I'm just noticing. It looks nice.
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Hey, isn't your mother-in-law visiting tomorrow?
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thanks to mules and camels.
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And introducing that joke!
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with four more Commandments?
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to big Middle Eastern houses with gold and marble.
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We're on our way to Bethlehem to see a magic baby.
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Ha! New name! Called it!
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Don't worry. I got this covered.
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Sir, if you don't leave now, I'm gonna have to call IX-I-I.
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Well, there's a manger out back.
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Good guy. You shake his hand,
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my own father's advances have finally paid off.
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Those names is no good.
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Cheeses. You want some cheeses?
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Are you sure that's a star?
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It's not every day that God bestows a woman with his son.
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It's a cashmere sweater.
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we're happy to see Jesus.
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We also come bearing gifts.
Aired 11 years ago - Dec 09, 2012

When Meg learns her crush is gay and interested in Chris, she uses her brother to get closer to him.

Aired 11 years ago - Nov 25, 2012

Peter tries to keep up with Lois as she goes through a midlife crisis; Stewie brings home a turtle from the park.

Aired 11 years ago - Nov 18, 2012

When the criminal who put Joe in the wheelchair becomes a fugitive, Quagmire, Joe and Peter try to hunt him down.

Aired 11 years ago - Nov 11, 2012

When Brian accidentally causes Stewie's time machine to make reality run in reverse, the two must fix the problem before Stewie is unborn.

Aired 11 years ago - Nov 04, 2012

Brian learns that Carter Pewterschmidt's company is keeping the cure for cancer from the public in order to drive up profits; Quagmire reveals a secret.

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You know, there's lots of big Hollywood celebrities
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And even if they do, just ignore them.
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Dad, there's a weird bald guy out in front of our house.
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Our children should not have to live in fear!
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I'm sorry. That's for library trash only.
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Now, we all saw you put your card back in the deck.
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You notice now that he's bald,
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The going on down there?
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You're right. This isn't me.
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Oh, you mean foot prisons?
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How's it going, Dr. Kamada?
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Good. Me and Joe can stay here and tell secrets.
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I now declare this hair transplant officially over!
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Um, hey, what's up?
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Stewie, I heard a doctor tell Carter he has two weeks to live.
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Watching him nail his cleaning woman is how
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that's infused with chocolate served with chocolate ice cream
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Well, yesterday at the hospital,
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I'll tell ya, this obituary came out great.
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Wh-What are you doing here?
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Daddy! You're okay!
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Oh, you're gonna get it, Brian.
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We had food colorin' and water.
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When the bill come, he sprint.
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If Carter Pewterschmidt,
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and to keep people from knowing the truth.
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leave two dollars worth of flowers right here.
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Hey, wait a minute.
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You know, cervical cancer is also a problem.
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Coffee for Brent.
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I understand, sir.
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we're just trying to read the paper here.
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All right, we're just going to have to try
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a dead body in a pharmaceutical lab?
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Specimen Z isn't Carter's body.
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I don't know. When... when was that
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in treating a disease than in curing it.
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and I'm going to tell the whole world about it.
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ok at the Kleenex industry.
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Jerry, Jerry, it's sperm and nonsense.
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Oh, it was easy-- I just took it
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Okay, then. Okay.
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Oh, I didn't tell you?
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- What happened? - Let's go!
Aired 11 years ago - Oct 07, 2012

When the Griffins are selected to have their TV-watching habits monitored, Peter hatches a scheme to control the airwaves.

Aired 11 years ago - Sep 30, 2012

In order to compete with ambitious friends, the Griffins decide to climb Mount Everest.