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Season 11  "The Old Man and the Big 'C'"  11x3

Aired 8 years ago - Nov 04, 2012

Brian learns that Carter Pewterschmidt's company is keeping the cure for cancer from the public in order to drive up profits; Quagmire reveals a secret.

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Recap of Family Guy Season 11 Episode 3 (S11E03) - 1
You know, there's lots of big Hollywood celebrities
Recap of Family Guy Season 11 Episode 3 (S11E03) - 2
And even if they do, just ignore them.
Recap of Family Guy Season 11 Episode 3 (S11E03) - 3
Dad, there's a weird bald guy out in front of our house.
Recap of Family Guy Season 11 Episode 3 (S11E03) - 4
Our children should not have to live in fear!
Recap of Family Guy Season 11 Episode 3 (S11E03) - 5
Recap of Family Guy Season 11 Episode 3 (S11E03) - 6
I'm sorry. That's for library trash only.
Recap of Family Guy Season 11 Episode 3 (S11E03) - 7
Now, we all saw you put your card back in the deck.
Recap of Family Guy Season 11 Episode 3 (S11E03) - 8
You notice now that he's bald,
Recap of Family Guy Season 11 Episode 3 (S11E03) - 9
The going on down there?
Recap of Family Guy Season 11 Episode 3 (S11E03) - 10
You're right. This isn't me.
Recap of Family Guy Season 11 Episode 3 (S11E03) - 11
Oh, you mean foot prisons?
Recap of Family Guy Season 11 Episode 3 (S11E03) - 12
How's it going, Dr. Kamada?
Recap of Family Guy Season 11 Episode 3 (S11E03) - 13
Good. Me and Joe can stay here and tell secrets.
Recap of Family Guy Season 11 Episode 3 (S11E03) - 14
I now declare this hair transplant officially over!
Recap of Family Guy Season 11 Episode 3 (S11E03) - 15
Um, hey, what's up?
Recap of Family Guy Season 11 Episode 3 (S11E03) - 16
Stewie, I heard a doctor tell Carter he has two weeks to live.
Recap of Family Guy Season 11 Episode 3 (S11E03) - 17
Watching him nail his cleaning woman is how
Recap of Family Guy Season 11 Episode 3 (S11E03) - 18
that's infused with chocolate served with chocolate ice cream
Recap of Family Guy Season 11 Episode 3 (S11E03) - 19
Recap of Family Guy Season 11 Episode 3 (S11E03) - 20
Well, yesterday at the hospital,
Recap of Family Guy Season 11 Episode 3 (S11E03) - 21
Recap of Family Guy Season 11 Episode 3 (S11E03) - 22
I'll tell ya, this obituary came out great.
Recap of Family Guy Season 11 Episode 3 (S11E03) - 23
Wh-What are you doing here?
Recap of Family Guy Season 11 Episode 3 (S11E03) - 24
Daddy! You're okay!
Recap of Family Guy Season 11 Episode 3 (S11E03) - 25
Oh, you're gonna get it, Brian.
Recap of Family Guy Season 11 Episode 3 (S11E03) - 26
We had food colorin' and water.
Recap of Family Guy Season 11 Episode 3 (S11E03) - 27
When the bill come, he sprint.
Recap of Family Guy Season 11 Episode 3 (S11E03) - 28
If Carter Pewterschmidt,
Recap of Family Guy Season 11 Episode 3 (S11E03) - 29
and to keep people from knowing the truth.
Recap of Family Guy Season 11 Episode 3 (S11E03) - 30
leave two dollars worth of flowers right here.
Recap of Family Guy Season 11 Episode 3 (S11E03) - 31
Recap of Family Guy Season 11 Episode 3 (S11E03) - 32
Hey, wait a minute.
Recap of Family Guy Season 11 Episode 3 (S11E03) - 33
You know, cervical cancer is also a problem.
Recap of Family Guy Season 11 Episode 3 (S11E03) - 34
Coffee for Brent.
Recap of Family Guy Season 11 Episode 3 (S11E03) - 35
Recap of Family Guy Season 11 Episode 3 (S11E03) - 36
I understand, sir.
Recap of Family Guy Season 11 Episode 3 (S11E03) - 37
we're just trying to read the paper here.
Recap of Family Guy Season 11 Episode 3 (S11E03) - 38
All right, we're just going to have to try
Recap of Family Guy Season 11 Episode 3 (S11E03) - 39
a dead body in a pharmaceutical lab?
Recap of Family Guy Season 11 Episode 3 (S11E03) - 40
Specimen Z isn't Carter's body.
Recap of Family Guy Season 11 Episode 3 (S11E03) - 41
Recap of Family Guy Season 11 Episode 3 (S11E03) - 42
I don't know. When... when was that
Recap of Family Guy Season 11 Episode 3 (S11E03) - 43
in treating a disease than in curing it.
Recap of Family Guy Season 11 Episode 3 (S11E03) - 44
and I'm going to tell the whole world about it.
Recap of Family Guy Season 11 Episode 3 (S11E03) - 45
ok at the Kleenex industry.
Recap of Family Guy Season 11 Episode 3 (S11E03) - 46
Jerry, Jerry, it's sperm and nonsense.
Recap of Family Guy Season 11 Episode 3 (S11E03) - 47
Oh, it was easy-- I just took it
Recap of Family Guy Season 11 Episode 3 (S11E03) - 48
Okay, then. Okay.
Recap of Family Guy Season 11 Episode 3 (S11E03) - 49
Oh, I didn't tell you?
Recap of Family Guy Season 11 Episode 3 (S11E03) - 50
- What happened? - Let's go!

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Recap of Family Guy Season 11 Episode 3 (S11E03) - 2
And even if they do, just ignore them.
#2
Recap of Family Guy Season 11 Episode 3 (S11E03) - 3
Dad, there's a weird bald guy out in front of our house.
#3
Recap of Family Guy Season 11 Episode 3 (S11E03) - 4
Our children should not have to live in fear!
#4
Recap of Family Guy Season 11 Episode 3 (S11E03) - 5 #5 Recap of Family Guy Season 11 Episode 3 (S11E03) - 6
I'm sorry. That's for library trash only.
#6
Recap of Family Guy Season 11 Episode 3 (S11E03) - 7
Now, we all saw you put your card back in the deck.
#7
Recap of Family Guy Season 11 Episode 3 (S11E03) - 8
You notice now that he's bald,
#8
Recap of Family Guy Season 11 Episode 3 (S11E03) - 9
The going on down there?
#9
Recap of Family Guy Season 11 Episode 3 (S11E03) - 10
You're right. This isn't me.
#10
Recap of Family Guy Season 11 Episode 3 (S11E03) - 11
Oh, you mean foot prisons?
#11
Recap of Family Guy Season 11 Episode 3 (S11E03) - 12
How's it going, Dr. Kamada?
#12
Recap of Family Guy Season 11 Episode 3 (S11E03) - 13
Good. Me and Joe can stay here and tell secrets.
#13
Recap of Family Guy Season 11 Episode 3 (S11E03) - 14
I now declare this hair transplant officially over!
#14
Recap of Family Guy Season 11 Episode 3 (S11E03) - 15
Um, hey, what's up?
#15
Recap of Family Guy Season 11 Episode 3 (S11E03) - 16
Stewie, I heard a doctor tell Carter he has two weeks to live.
#16
Recap of Family Guy Season 11 Episode 3 (S11E03) - 17
Watching him nail his cleaning woman is how
#17
Recap of Family Guy Season 11 Episode 3 (S11E03) - 18
that's infused with chocolate served with chocolate ice cream
#18
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Well, yesterday at the hospital,
#20
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I'll tell ya, this obituary came out great.
#22
Recap of Family Guy Season 11 Episode 3 (S11E03) - 23
Wh-What are you doing here?
#23
Recap of Family Guy Season 11 Episode 3 (S11E03) - 24
Daddy! You're okay!
#24
Recap of Family Guy Season 11 Episode 3 (S11E03) - 25
Oh, you're gonna get it, Brian.
#25
Recap of Family Guy Season 11 Episode 3 (S11E03) - 26
We had food colorin' and water.
#26
Recap of Family Guy Season 11 Episode 3 (S11E03) - 27
When the bill come, he sprint.
#27
Recap of Family Guy Season 11 Episode 3 (S11E03) - 28
If Carter Pewterschmidt,
#28
Recap of Family Guy Season 11 Episode 3 (S11E03) - 29
and to keep people from knowing the truth.
#29
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leave two dollars worth of flowers right here.
#30
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Hey, wait a minute.
#32
Recap of Family Guy Season 11 Episode 3 (S11E03) - 33
You know, cervical cancer is also a problem.
#33
Recap of Family Guy Season 11 Episode 3 (S11E03) - 34
Coffee for Brent.
#34
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I understand, sir.
#36
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we're just trying to read the paper here.
#37
Recap of Family Guy Season 11 Episode 3 (S11E03) - 38
All right, we're just going to have to try
#38
Recap of Family Guy Season 11 Episode 3 (S11E03) - 39
a dead body in a pharmaceutical lab?
#39
Recap of Family Guy Season 11 Episode 3 (S11E03) - 40
Specimen Z isn't Carter's body.
#40
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I don't know. When... when was that
#42
Recap of Family Guy Season 11 Episode 3 (S11E03) - 43
in treating a disease than in curing it.
#43
Recap of Family Guy Season 11 Episode 3 (S11E03) - 44
and I'm going to tell the whole world about it.
#44
Recap of Family Guy Season 11 Episode 3 (S11E03) - 45
ok at the Kleenex industry.
#45
Recap of Family Guy Season 11 Episode 3 (S11E03) - 46
Jerry, Jerry, it's sperm and nonsense.
#46
Recap of Family Guy Season 11 Episode 3 (S11E03) - 47
Oh, it was easy-- I just took it
#47
Recap of Family Guy Season 11 Episode 3 (S11E03) - 48
Okay, then. Okay.
#48
Recap of Family Guy Season 11 Episode 3 (S11E03) - 49
Oh, I didn't tell you?
#49
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- What happened? - Let's go!
#50