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Season 11  "Jesus, Mary and Joseph"  11x8

Aired 7 years ago - Dec 23, 2012

As the Griffin family is preparing for Christmas, Peter tells his own version of the Nativity story.

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Recap of Family Guy Season 11 Episode 8 (S11E08) - 1
You should go talk to her and see if she can talk.
Recap of Family Guy Season 11 Episode 8 (S11E08) - 2
Oh, great, and maybe we could slaughter a lamb
Recap of Family Guy Season 11 Episode 8 (S11E08) - 3
Yeah, I got to say I'm a little disappointed.
Recap of Family Guy Season 11 Episode 8 (S11E08) - 4
You know this is the same picnic basket we drowned my sister in.
Recap of Family Guy Season 11 Episode 8 (S11E08) - 5
Joseph, this is the most fun I've had in a while.
Recap of Family Guy Season 11 Episode 8 (S11E08) - 6
Look, you're very sweet, but I have to save myself.
Recap of Family Guy Season 11 Episode 8 (S11E08) - 7
No, no, no.
Recap of Family Guy Season 11 Episode 8 (S11E08) - 8
Recap of Family Guy Season 11 Episode 8 (S11E08) - 9
we Jews will do the brawn work.
Recap of Family Guy Season 11 Episode 8 (S11E08) - 10
Really? Yeah, I figure I'm 14 now,
Recap of Family Guy Season 11 Episode 8 (S11E08) - 11
Listen, can you come by my house later?
Recap of Family Guy Season 11 Episode 8 (S11E08) - 12
I hear an oracle from Greece is sending a funny message
Recap of Family Guy Season 11 Episode 8 (S11E08) - 13
Recap of Family Guy Season 11 Episode 8 (S11E08) - 14
I'm pregnant.
Recap of Family Guy Season 11 Episode 8 (S11E08) - 15
Recap of Family Guy Season 11 Episode 8 (S11E08) - 16
Yeah, and it's gonna be here soon,
Recap of Family Guy Season 11 Episode 8 (S11E08) - 17
and I am but his humble servant.
Recap of Family Guy Season 11 Episode 8 (S11E08) - 18
Recap of Family Guy Season 11 Episode 8 (S11E08) - 19
Recap of Family Guy Season 11 Episode 8 (S11E08) - 20
Recap of Family Guy Season 11 Episode 8 (S11E08) - 21
Recap of Family Guy Season 11 Episode 8 (S11E08) - 22
I am the Ghost of Christmas Pres...
Recap of Family Guy Season 11 Episode 8 (S11E08) - 23
Recap of Family Guy Season 11 Episode 8 (S11E08) - 24
We had quite a cold snap here. I hope you got our card.
Recap of Family Guy Season 11 Episode 8 (S11E08) - 25
Are you there, dear? All right, well, Merry Christmas.
Recap of Family Guy Season 11 Episode 8 (S11E08) - 26
I remember when this was all desert.
Recap of Family Guy Season 11 Episode 8 (S11E08) - 27
I went there one time on a donkeys' night out.
Recap of Family Guy Season 11 Episode 8 (S11E08) - 28
I'm just noticing. It looks nice.
Recap of Family Guy Season 11 Episode 8 (S11E08) - 29
Hey, isn't your mother-in-law visiting tomorrow?
Recap of Family Guy Season 11 Episode 8 (S11E08) - 30
thanks to mules and camels.
Recap of Family Guy Season 11 Episode 8 (S11E08) - 31
Recap of Family Guy Season 11 Episode 8 (S11E08) - 32
And introducing that joke!
Recap of Family Guy Season 11 Episode 8 (S11E08) - 33
with four more Commandments?
Recap of Family Guy Season 11 Episode 8 (S11E08) - 34
to big Middle Eastern houses with gold and marble.
Recap of Family Guy Season 11 Episode 8 (S11E08) - 35
We're on our way to Bethlehem to see a magic baby.
Recap of Family Guy Season 11 Episode 8 (S11E08) - 36
Ha! New name! Called it!
Recap of Family Guy Season 11 Episode 8 (S11E08) - 37
Recap of Family Guy Season 11 Episode 8 (S11E08) - 38
Don't worry. I got this covered.
Recap of Family Guy Season 11 Episode 8 (S11E08) - 39
Sir, if you don't leave now, I'm gonna have to call IX-I-I.
Recap of Family Guy Season 11 Episode 8 (S11E08) - 40
Well, there's a manger out back.
Recap of Family Guy Season 11 Episode 8 (S11E08) - 41
Recap of Family Guy Season 11 Episode 8 (S11E08) - 42
Good guy. You shake his hand,
Recap of Family Guy Season 11 Episode 8 (S11E08) - 43
my own father's advances have finally paid off.
Recap of Family Guy Season 11 Episode 8 (S11E08) - 44
Those names is no good.
Recap of Family Guy Season 11 Episode 8 (S11E08) - 45
Cheeses. You want some cheeses?
Recap of Family Guy Season 11 Episode 8 (S11E08) - 46
Are you sure that's a star?
Recap of Family Guy Season 11 Episode 8 (S11E08) - 47
It's not every day that God bestows a woman with his son.
Recap of Family Guy Season 11 Episode 8 (S11E08) - 48
It's a cashmere sweater.
Recap of Family Guy Season 11 Episode 8 (S11E08) - 49
we're happy to see Jesus.
Recap of Family Guy Season 11 Episode 8 (S11E08) - 50
We also come bearing gifts.

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Recap of Family Guy Season 11 Episode 8 (S11E08) - 2
Oh, great, and maybe we could slaughter a lamb
#2
Recap of Family Guy Season 11 Episode 8 (S11E08) - 3
Yeah, I got to say I'm a little disappointed.
#3
Recap of Family Guy Season 11 Episode 8 (S11E08) - 4
You know this is the same picnic basket we drowned my sister in.
#4
Recap of Family Guy Season 11 Episode 8 (S11E08) - 5
Joseph, this is the most fun I've had in a while.
#5
Recap of Family Guy Season 11 Episode 8 (S11E08) - 6
Look, you're very sweet, but I have to save myself.
#6
Recap of Family Guy Season 11 Episode 8 (S11E08) - 7
No, no, no.
#7
Recap of Family Guy Season 11 Episode 8 (S11E08) - 8 #8 Recap of Family Guy Season 11 Episode 8 (S11E08) - 9
we Jews will do the brawn work.
#9
Recap of Family Guy Season 11 Episode 8 (S11E08) - 10
Really? Yeah, I figure I'm 14 now,
#10
Recap of Family Guy Season 11 Episode 8 (S11E08) - 11
Listen, can you come by my house later?
#11
Recap of Family Guy Season 11 Episode 8 (S11E08) - 12
I hear an oracle from Greece is sending a funny message
#12
Recap of Family Guy Season 11 Episode 8 (S11E08) - 13 #13 Recap of Family Guy Season 11 Episode 8 (S11E08) - 14
I'm pregnant.
#14
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Yeah, and it's gonna be here soon,
#16
Recap of Family Guy Season 11 Episode 8 (S11E08) - 17
and I am but his humble servant.
#17
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I am the Ghost of Christmas Pres...
#22
Recap of Family Guy Season 11 Episode 8 (S11E08) - 23 #23 Recap of Family Guy Season 11 Episode 8 (S11E08) - 24
We had quite a cold snap here. I hope you got our card.
#24
Recap of Family Guy Season 11 Episode 8 (S11E08) - 25
Are you there, dear? All right, well, Merry Christmas.
#25
Recap of Family Guy Season 11 Episode 8 (S11E08) - 26
I remember when this was all desert.
#26
Recap of Family Guy Season 11 Episode 8 (S11E08) - 27
I went there one time on a donkeys' night out.
#27
Recap of Family Guy Season 11 Episode 8 (S11E08) - 28
I'm just noticing. It looks nice.
#28
Recap of Family Guy Season 11 Episode 8 (S11E08) - 29
Hey, isn't your mother-in-law visiting tomorrow?
#29
Recap of Family Guy Season 11 Episode 8 (S11E08) - 30
thanks to mules and camels.
#30
Recap of Family Guy Season 11 Episode 8 (S11E08) - 31 #31 Recap of Family Guy Season 11 Episode 8 (S11E08) - 32
And introducing that joke!
#32
Recap of Family Guy Season 11 Episode 8 (S11E08) - 33
with four more Commandments?
#33
Recap of Family Guy Season 11 Episode 8 (S11E08) - 34
to big Middle Eastern houses with gold and marble.
#34
Recap of Family Guy Season 11 Episode 8 (S11E08) - 35
We're on our way to Bethlehem to see a magic baby.
#35
Recap of Family Guy Season 11 Episode 8 (S11E08) - 36
Ha! New name! Called it!
#36
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Don't worry. I got this covered.
#38
Recap of Family Guy Season 11 Episode 8 (S11E08) - 39
Sir, if you don't leave now, I'm gonna have to call IX-I-I.
#39
Recap of Family Guy Season 11 Episode 8 (S11E08) - 40
Well, there's a manger out back.
#40
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Good guy. You shake his hand,
#42
Recap of Family Guy Season 11 Episode 8 (S11E08) - 43
my own father's advances have finally paid off.
#43
Recap of Family Guy Season 11 Episode 8 (S11E08) - 44
Those names is no good.
#44
Recap of Family Guy Season 11 Episode 8 (S11E08) - 45
Cheeses. You want some cheeses?
#45
Recap of Family Guy Season 11 Episode 8 (S11E08) - 46
Are you sure that's a star?
#46
Recap of Family Guy Season 11 Episode 8 (S11E08) - 47
It's not every day that God bestows a woman with his son.
#47
Recap of Family Guy Season 11 Episode 8 (S11E08) - 48
It's a cashmere sweater.
#48
Recap of Family Guy Season 11 Episode 8 (S11E08) - 49
we're happy to see Jesus.
#49
Recap of Family Guy Season 11 Episode 8 (S11E08) - 50
We also come bearing gifts.
#50