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Season 18  "Short Cuts"  18x11

Aired 4 years ago - Feb 16, 2020

When Brian accidentally becomes a local hero, an old street pal, and now a successful millionaire dog, reaches out and tries to convince him to get neutered. Meanwhile, Lois gets a pixie cut against Peter's wishes, so Peter retaliates by trying to out-embarrass her.

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Recap of Family Guy Season 18 Episode 11 (S18E11) - 1
Wha... N-No. No way.
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you don't have to call me one.
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Thank you, Brian.
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"Sizzler: the worst version of your favorite meal."
Recap of Family Guy Season 18 Episode 11 (S18E11) - 6
And here's Jeremy with my go-go juice.
Recap of Family Guy Season 18 Episode 11 (S18E11) - 7
Um, you did a good job and...
Recap of Family Guy Season 18 Episode 11 (S18E11) - 8
and I'm just hoping we could get together.
Recap of Family Guy Season 18 Episode 11 (S18E11) - 9
He just drank all the time and tried to get laid.
Recap of Family Guy Season 18 Episode 11 (S18E11) - 10
Recap of Family Guy Season 18 Episode 11 (S18E11) - 11
You look like Anne Hathaway in Les Misera...
Recap of Family Guy Season 18 Episode 11 (S18E11) - 12
We used to live here. I'm assuming he still does.
Recap of Family Guy Season 18 Episode 11 (S18E11) - 13
Wha... Shredder?
Recap of Family Guy Season 18 Episode 11 (S18E11) - 14
My whole life is a stunt.
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- See? - Bye!
Recap of Family Guy Season 18 Episode 11 (S18E11) - 16
Shredder, I-I can't get my head around all this.
Recap of Family Guy Season 18 Episode 11 (S18E11) - 17
Why don't you take her name out of your filthy whore mouth.
Recap of Family Guy Season 18 Episode 11 (S18E11) - 18
I hear they're working on Chicago Seinfeld.
Recap of Family Guy Season 18 Episode 11 (S18E11) - 19
I got neutered.
Recap of Family Guy Season 18 Episode 11 (S18E11) - 20
I love that book Charles Dickens by David Copperfield.
Recap of Family Guy Season 18 Episode 11 (S18E11) - 21
But I would imagine it looks like an old, faded sweater
Recap of Family Guy Season 18 Episode 11 (S18E11) - 22
I'm gonna make myself harder to ignore
Recap of Family Guy Season 18 Episode 11 (S18E11) - 23
Can-can you just... n-not-not right now?
Recap of Family Guy Season 18 Episode 11 (S18E11) - 24
Scoot over, Stewie.
Recap of Family Guy Season 18 Episode 11 (S18E11) - 25
Oh, my God!
Recap of Family Guy Season 18 Episode 11 (S18E11) - 26
Or you could watch Blue Bloods
Recap of Family Guy Season 18 Episode 11 (S18E11) - 27
Oh, my God, Peter, what the hell are you wearing?
Recap of Family Guy Season 18 Episode 11 (S18E11) - 28
What? No. I love my haircut.
Recap of Family Guy Season 18 Episode 11 (S18E11) - 29
Here, Your Honor.
Recap of Family Guy Season 18 Episode 11 (S18E11) - 30
Wow. That was the coolest phone call I've ever heard.
Recap of Family Guy Season 18 Episode 11 (S18E11) - 31
I was thinking about what you said the other day, and...
Recap of Family Guy Season 18 Episode 11 (S18E11) - 32
I'm proud of you, buddy.
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No swords, guys.
Recap of Family Guy Season 18 Episode 11 (S18E11) - 34
- Have you read his books? - Of course I've read his books.
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But how did we get there?
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some of my homemade jewelry to your coworkers during lunch.
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is say you like my haircut, and I'll leave.
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Yeah, it's a no on the sandwich, Bentley.
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Oh, God, Peter, please put that thing
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(laughing)
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I'm gonna become a deejay.
Recap of Family Guy Season 18 Episode 11 (S18E11) - 46
I'm going to constantly complain about my fibromyalgia.
Recap of Family Guy Season 18 Episode 11 (S18E11) - 47
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and then Trump happened and-and all that...

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you don't have to call me one.
#3
Recap of Family Guy Season 18 Episode 11 (S18E11) - 4
Thank you, Brian.
#4
Recap of Family Guy Season 18 Episode 11 (S18E11) - 5
"Sizzler: the worst version of your favorite meal."
#5
Recap of Family Guy Season 18 Episode 11 (S18E11) - 6
And here's Jeremy with my go-go juice.
#6
Recap of Family Guy Season 18 Episode 11 (S18E11) - 7
Um, you did a good job and...
#7
Recap of Family Guy Season 18 Episode 11 (S18E11) - 8
and I'm just hoping we could get together.
#8
Recap of Family Guy Season 18 Episode 11 (S18E11) - 9
He just drank all the time and tried to get laid.
#9
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You look like Anne Hathaway in Les Misera...
#11
Recap of Family Guy Season 18 Episode 11 (S18E11) - 12
We used to live here. I'm assuming he still does.
#12
Recap of Family Guy Season 18 Episode 11 (S18E11) - 13
Wha... Shredder?
#13
Recap of Family Guy Season 18 Episode 11 (S18E11) - 14
My whole life is a stunt.
#14
Recap of Family Guy Season 18 Episode 11 (S18E11) - 15
- See? - Bye!
#15
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Shredder, I-I can't get my head around all this.
#16
Recap of Family Guy Season 18 Episode 11 (S18E11) - 17
Why don't you take her name out of your filthy whore mouth.
#17
Recap of Family Guy Season 18 Episode 11 (S18E11) - 18
I hear they're working on Chicago Seinfeld.
#18
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I got neutered.
#19
Recap of Family Guy Season 18 Episode 11 (S18E11) - 20
I love that book Charles Dickens by David Copperfield.
#20
Recap of Family Guy Season 18 Episode 11 (S18E11) - 21
But I would imagine it looks like an old, faded sweater
#21
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I'm gonna make myself harder to ignore
#22
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Can-can you just... n-not-not right now?
#23
Recap of Family Guy Season 18 Episode 11 (S18E11) - 24
Scoot over, Stewie.
#24
Recap of Family Guy Season 18 Episode 11 (S18E11) - 25
Oh, my God!
#25
Recap of Family Guy Season 18 Episode 11 (S18E11) - 26
Or you could watch Blue Bloods
#26
Recap of Family Guy Season 18 Episode 11 (S18E11) - 27
Oh, my God, Peter, what the hell are you wearing?
#27
Recap of Family Guy Season 18 Episode 11 (S18E11) - 28
What? No. I love my haircut.
#28
Recap of Family Guy Season 18 Episode 11 (S18E11) - 29
Here, Your Honor.
#29
Recap of Family Guy Season 18 Episode 11 (S18E11) - 30
Wow. That was the coolest phone call I've ever heard.
#30
Recap of Family Guy Season 18 Episode 11 (S18E11) - 31
I was thinking about what you said the other day, and...
#31
Recap of Family Guy Season 18 Episode 11 (S18E11) - 32
I'm proud of you, buddy.
#32
Recap of Family Guy Season 18 Episode 11 (S18E11) - 33
No swords, guys.
#33
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- Have you read his books? - Of course I've read his books.
#34
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But how did we get there?
#36
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some of my homemade jewelry to your coworkers during lunch.
#37
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is say you like my haircut, and I'll leave.
#38
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Yeah, it's a no on the sandwich, Bentley.
#40
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Oh, God, Peter, please put that thing
#41
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(laughing)
#43
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I'm gonna become a deejay.
#45
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I'm going to constantly complain about my fibromyalgia.
#46
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and then Trump happened and-and all that...
#50