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Season 17  "Stand by Meg"  17x6

Aired 9 months ago - Nov 11, 2018

After Meg saves Stewie from a choking incident, Stewie makes it his personal mission to create a better life for Meg. Meanwhile, Chris is sent to a vocational school.

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Recap of Family Guy Season 17 Episode 6 (S17E06) - 1
and you died 30 years ago,
Recap of Family Guy Season 17 Episode 6 (S17E06) - 2
Twee.
Recap of Family Guy Season 17 Episode 6 (S17E06) - 3
Yes, I'm here for my first day of vocational school.
Recap of Family Guy Season 17 Episode 6 (S17E06) - 4
Recap of Family Guy Season 17 Episode 6 (S17E06) - 5
This notepad and pencil is from Mr. Tony over there.
Recap of Family Guy Season 17 Episode 6 (S17E06) - 6
(LAUGHS) You're expressing affection and dominance.
Recap of Family Guy Season 17 Episode 6 (S17E06) - 7
Recap of Family Guy Season 17 Episode 6 (S17E06) - 8
We're just gonna be pumping today.
Recap of Family Guy Season 17 Episode 6 (S17E06) - 9
All right, snack table. Now, what do we got?
Recap of Family Guy Season 17 Episode 6 (S17E06) - 10
They said they won't choke me.
Recap of Family Guy Season 17 Episode 6 (S17E06) - 11
(PANTING)
Recap of Family Guy Season 17 Episode 6 (S17E06) - 12
♪ What of me now? ♪
Recap of Family Guy Season 17 Episode 6 (S17E06) - 13
♪ Today I begin the life that I've dreamed... ♪
Recap of Family Guy Season 17 Episode 6 (S17E06) - 14
(FARTS)
Recap of Family Guy Season 17 Episode 6 (S17E06) - 15
(TOILET FLUSHES)
Recap of Family Guy Season 17 Episode 6 (S17E06) - 16
in this dental floss macaroni necklace
Recap of Family Guy Season 17 Episode 6 (S17E06) - 17
- Go fly a kite, bub. - Ouch.
Recap of Family Guy Season 17 Episode 6 (S17E06) - 18
Now, if you'll excuse me, I'll just go retrieve my hat.
Recap of Family Guy Season 17 Episode 6 (S17E06) - 19
How you gonna do that?
Recap of Family Guy Season 17 Episode 6 (S17E06) - 20
- Very sorry. - Excuse me.
Recap of Family Guy Season 17 Episode 6 (S17E06) - 21
A big part of being a mechanic is being completely shocked
Recap of Family Guy Season 17 Episode 6 (S17E06) - 22
Whoa, whoa, what? You never had a bread sandwich from Pete's?
Recap of Family Guy Season 17 Episode 6 (S17E06) - 23
Someone get me a bread sandwich.
Recap of Family Guy Season 17 Episode 6 (S17E06) - 24
They're posting the cast list for the school play.
Recap of Family Guy Season 17 Episode 6 (S17E06) - 25
(DEEP VOICE): O, wilt thou leave me so unsatisfied?
Recap of Family Guy Season 17 Episode 6 (S17E06) - 26
(DEEP VOICE): Th' exchange of thy love's
Recap of Family Guy Season 17 Episode 6 (S17E06) - 27
♪ One man likes to push a plow ♪
Recap of Family Guy Season 17 Episode 6 (S17E06) - 28
What's all this, then?
Recap of Family Guy Season 17 Episode 6 (S17E06) - 29
Oh, it's our pleasure.
Recap of Family Guy Season 17 Episode 6 (S17E06) - 30
I seen a brown duck, a yellow duck,
Recap of Family Guy Season 17 Episode 6 (S17E06) - 31
The-the imagination on this one.
Recap of Family Guy Season 17 Episode 6 (S17E06) - 32
Yeah, he-he took care of one of our competitors.
Recap of Family Guy Season 17 Episode 6 (S17E06) - 33
Recap of Family Guy Season 17 Episode 6 (S17E06) - 34
I can't turn them on myself. It's the Sabbath.
Recap of Family Guy Season 17 Episode 6 (S17E06) - 35
I can't do it myself. It's the Sabbath.
Recap of Family Guy Season 17 Episode 6 (S17E06) - 36
Well, I am officially out of ideas.
Recap of Family Guy Season 17 Episode 6 (S17E06) - 37
Can you make sure I'm totally in the frame?
Recap of Family Guy Season 17 Episode 6 (S17E06) - 38
Oh, my God, you're right!
Recap of Family Guy Season 17 Episode 6 (S17E06) - 39
Okay. I'll ask her out.
Recap of Family Guy Season 17 Episode 6 (S17E06) - 40
♪ Let the sun... shine in. ♪
Recap of Family Guy Season 17 Episode 6 (S17E06) - 41
with Kevin asking her out.
Recap of Family Guy Season 17 Episode 6 (S17E06) - 42
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Oh, my God.
Recap of Family Guy Season 17 Episode 6 (S17E06) - 44
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- and we're all full. - Oh, I...
Recap of Family Guy Season 17 Episode 6 (S17E06) - 46
And to remind you, 24 of us selected the salmon,
Recap of Family Guy Season 17 Episode 6 (S17E06) - 47
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Chris, we're worried about you and your new friends.
Recap of Family Guy Season 17 Episode 6 (S17E06) - 49
Chris, you need to be back in high school where you belong.
Recap of Family Guy Season 17 Episode 6 (S17E06) - 50
You're breaking your mother's heart!

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Recap of Family Guy Season 17 Episode 6 (S17E06) - 2
Twee.
#2
Recap of Family Guy Season 17 Episode 6 (S17E06) - 3
Yes, I'm here for my first day of vocational school.
#3
Recap of Family Guy Season 17 Episode 6 (S17E06) - 4 #4 Recap of Family Guy Season 17 Episode 6 (S17E06) - 5
This notepad and pencil is from Mr. Tony over there.
#5
Recap of Family Guy Season 17 Episode 6 (S17E06) - 6
(LAUGHS) You're expressing affection and dominance.
#6
Recap of Family Guy Season 17 Episode 6 (S17E06) - 7 #7 Recap of Family Guy Season 17 Episode 6 (S17E06) - 8
We're just gonna be pumping today.
#8
Recap of Family Guy Season 17 Episode 6 (S17E06) - 9
All right, snack table. Now, what do we got?
#9
Recap of Family Guy Season 17 Episode 6 (S17E06) - 10
They said they won't choke me.
#10
Recap of Family Guy Season 17 Episode 6 (S17E06) - 11
(PANTING)
#11
Recap of Family Guy Season 17 Episode 6 (S17E06) - 12
♪ What of me now? ♪
#12
Recap of Family Guy Season 17 Episode 6 (S17E06) - 13
♪ Today I begin the life that I've dreamed... ♪
#13
Recap of Family Guy Season 17 Episode 6 (S17E06) - 14
(FARTS)
#14
Recap of Family Guy Season 17 Episode 6 (S17E06) - 15
(TOILET FLUSHES)
#15
Recap of Family Guy Season 17 Episode 6 (S17E06) - 16
in this dental floss macaroni necklace
#16
Recap of Family Guy Season 17 Episode 6 (S17E06) - 17
- Go fly a kite, bub. - Ouch.
#17
Recap of Family Guy Season 17 Episode 6 (S17E06) - 18
Now, if you'll excuse me, I'll just go retrieve my hat.
#18
Recap of Family Guy Season 17 Episode 6 (S17E06) - 19
How you gonna do that?
#19
Recap of Family Guy Season 17 Episode 6 (S17E06) - 20
- Very sorry. - Excuse me.
#20
Recap of Family Guy Season 17 Episode 6 (S17E06) - 21
A big part of being a mechanic is being completely shocked
#21
Recap of Family Guy Season 17 Episode 6 (S17E06) - 22
Whoa, whoa, what? You never had a bread sandwich from Pete's?
#22
Recap of Family Guy Season 17 Episode 6 (S17E06) - 23
Someone get me a bread sandwich.
#23
Recap of Family Guy Season 17 Episode 6 (S17E06) - 24
They're posting the cast list for the school play.
#24
Recap of Family Guy Season 17 Episode 6 (S17E06) - 25
(DEEP VOICE): O, wilt thou leave me so unsatisfied?
#25
Recap of Family Guy Season 17 Episode 6 (S17E06) - 26
(DEEP VOICE): Th' exchange of thy love's
#26
Recap of Family Guy Season 17 Episode 6 (S17E06) - 27
♪ One man likes to push a plow ♪
#27
Recap of Family Guy Season 17 Episode 6 (S17E06) - 28
What's all this, then?
#28
Recap of Family Guy Season 17 Episode 6 (S17E06) - 29
Oh, it's our pleasure.
#29
Recap of Family Guy Season 17 Episode 6 (S17E06) - 30
I seen a brown duck, a yellow duck,
#30
Recap of Family Guy Season 17 Episode 6 (S17E06) - 31
The-the imagination on this one.
#31
Recap of Family Guy Season 17 Episode 6 (S17E06) - 32
Yeah, he-he took care of one of our competitors.
#32
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I can't turn them on myself. It's the Sabbath.
#34
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I can't do it myself. It's the Sabbath.
#35
Recap of Family Guy Season 17 Episode 6 (S17E06) - 36
Well, I am officially out of ideas.
#36
Recap of Family Guy Season 17 Episode 6 (S17E06) - 37
Can you make sure I'm totally in the frame?
#37
Recap of Family Guy Season 17 Episode 6 (S17E06) - 38
Oh, my God, you're right!
#38
Recap of Family Guy Season 17 Episode 6 (S17E06) - 39
Okay. I'll ask her out.
#39
Recap of Family Guy Season 17 Episode 6 (S17E06) - 40
♪ Let the sun... shine in. ♪
#40
Recap of Family Guy Season 17 Episode 6 (S17E06) - 41
with Kevin asking her out.
#41
Recap of Family Guy Season 17 Episode 6 (S17E06) - 42 #42 Recap of Family Guy Season 17 Episode 6 (S17E06) - 43
Oh, my God.
#43
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- and we're all full. - Oh, I...
#45
Recap of Family Guy Season 17 Episode 6 (S17E06) - 46
And to remind you, 24 of us selected the salmon,
#46
Recap of Family Guy Season 17 Episode 6 (S17E06) - 47 #47 Recap of Family Guy Season 17 Episode 6 (S17E06) - 48
Chris, we're worried about you and your new friends.
#48
Recap of Family Guy Season 17 Episode 6 (S17E06) - 49
Chris, you need to be back in high school where you belong.
#49
Recap of Family Guy Season 17 Episode 6 (S17E06) - 50
You're breaking your mother's heart!
#50