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Season 3  "Brian Does Hollywood"  3x2

Aired 18 years ago - Jul 18, 2001

The Griffin family learns Brain has gone to Hollywood. After trying out on Kids Say the Darndest Things, Stewie awarded an appearance, and the Griffin get a free trip to Los Angeles. Brian doesn't want the family to know what he's really doing in Hollywood, and tries to cover it up.

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Recap of Family Guy Season 3 Episode 2 (S03E02) - 1
When I was writing Coastguard, I couldn't think of anyone other than...
Recap of Family Guy Season 3 Episode 2 (S03E02) - 2
- Do you remember what he looked like? - Yeah. He had a scar on his arm
Recap of Family Guy Season 3 Episode 2 (S03E02) - 3
Next auditions in New York and Quahog, Rhode Island.
Recap of Family Guy Season 3 Episode 2 (S03E02) - 4
You guys can come, but you gotta promise not to embarrass me.
Recap of Family Guy Season 3 Episode 2 (S03E02) - 5
Mm, I like your taste in women. Yes, she and I are going to have a good time together.
Recap of Family Guy Season 3 Episode 2 (S03E02) - 6
That could be the ideal place to unleash my hypnosis device on the unsuspecting public.
Recap of Family Guy Season 3 Episode 2 (S03E02) - 7
Recap of Family Guy Season 3 Episode 2 (S03E02) - 8
and a copy of my coming-of-age teen comedy set in Wisconsin.
Recap of Family Guy Season 3 Episode 2 (S03E02) - 9
Look. It's Tom Tucker from the news. And that must be his son.
Recap of Family Guy Season 3 Episode 2 (S03E02) - 10
Hey! Hey! Don't walk away from me! Hey!
Recap of Family Guy Season 3 Episode 2 (S03E02) - 11
without branding oneself with useless labels?
Recap of Family Guy Season 3 Episode 2 (S03E02) - 12
That's it. That's what you want to hear. Yes, jump through the hoop.
Recap of Family Guy Season 3 Episode 2 (S03E02) - 13
and always say somethin' funny before the commercial break.
Recap of Family Guy Season 3 Episode 2 (S03E02) - 14
Turn around. If you've got something to say, say it to my face.
Recap of Family Guy Season 3 Episode 2 (S03E02) - 15
Wah! Wah!
Recap of Family Guy Season 3 Episode 2 (S03E02) - 16
I think it's something I'd be excited to be a part of, so call my...
Recap of Family Guy Season 3 Episode 2 (S03E02) - 17
Jasper's residence.
Recap of Family Guy Season 3 Episode 2 (S03E02) - 18
Well, I was invited to the premiere of the new, uh...
Recap of Family Guy Season 3 Episode 2 (S03E02) - 19
Recap of Family Guy Season 3 Episode 2 (S03E02) - 20
- How's the writing thingy going? - Terrible. I can't get my foot in the door.
Recap of Family Guy Season 3 Episode 2 (S03E02) - 21
It says here this is the gutter where the policeman fell over laughing
Recap of Family Guy Season 3 Episode 2 (S03E02) - 22
- Sorry. - What? All he said was "black chick".
Recap of Family Guy Season 3 Episode 2 (S03E02) - 23
Recap of Family Guy Season 3 Episode 2 (S03E02) - 24
- Seriously. - I'm clean.
Recap of Family Guy Season 3 Episode 2 (S03E02) - 25
Where do they get their ideas? You're the writer. You tell me.
Recap of Family Guy Season 3 Episode 2 (S03E02) - 26
- Oh, congratulations on all your success. - Uh, thank you.
Recap of Family Guy Season 3 Episode 2 (S03E02) - 27
Recap of Family Guy Season 3 Episode 2 (S03E02) - 28
Yes, and I'm tired of you people always calling during dinner.
Recap of Family Guy Season 3 Episode 2 (S03E02) - 29
So, ready to shoot your first scene?
Recap of Family Guy Season 3 Episode 2 (S03E02) - 30
So, this is a shampoo commercial, right?
Recap of Family Guy Season 3 Episode 2 (S03E02) - 31
Is this any more degrading than washing cars? Here you can be creative.
Recap of Family Guy Season 3 Episode 2 (S03E02) - 32
Recap of Family Guy Season 3 Episode 2 (S03E02) - 33
Argh! Ow! Argh! Ow!
Recap of Family Guy Season 3 Episode 2 (S03E02) - 34
Cut. OK, nice take, Jenna, but let's try giving the lines a little subtext this time.
Recap of Family Guy Season 3 Episode 2 (S03E02) - 35
Wow, a real movie set. Hey, this house looks kinda familiar.
Recap of Family Guy Season 3 Episode 2 (S03E02) - 36
The Jacuzzi girl didn't show. How long can you hold your breath under water?
Recap of Family Guy Season 3 Episode 2 (S03E02) - 37
Look at these crow's-feet. God. You stay up past 7.30 and you pay for it in the morning.
Recap of Family Guy Season 3 Episode 2 (S03E02) - 38
It jumped right out in front of my car. Oh, I am so sorry.
Recap of Family Guy Season 3 Episode 2 (S03E02) - 39
- Oh, well, he hides it well. - He wishes.
Recap of Family Guy Season 3 Episode 2 (S03E02) - 40
Recap of Family Guy Season 3 Episode 2 (S03E02) - 41
Sorry. I thought the name of the show was Kids Say the Darndest Things,
Recap of Family Guy Season 3 Episode 2 (S03E02) - 42
What you got there? Oh, you're gonna go skiing now?
Recap of Family Guy Season 3 Episode 2 (S03E02) - 43
Ooh, I'm goin' zip-zop, zooba-de-bop.
Recap of Family Guy Season 3 Episode 2 (S03E02) - 44
- I like jump rope. - So you're gonna sit here and enjoy it.
Recap of Family Guy Season 3 Episode 2 (S03E02) - 45
- Good news. - What? More people I love think I'm a jerk?
Recap of Family Guy Season 3 Episode 2 (S03E02) - 46
Recap of Family Guy Season 3 Episode 2 (S03E02) - 47
Add Mama to the Train, The Purple Head of Cairo and, uh...
Recap of Family Guy Season 3 Episode 2 (S03E02) - 48
- I used to guest-host The Tonight Show. - Oh, yeah. What was that, 30 years ago?
Recap of Family Guy Season 3 Episode 2 (S03E02) - 49
Recap of Family Guy Season 3 Episode 2 (S03E02) - 50
- Lois! - Hey, buddy. How are ya, Alfred Hitch Cock?

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Recap of Family Guy Season 3 Episode 2 (S03E02) - 2
- Do you remember what he looked like? - Yeah. He had a scar on his arm
#2
Recap of Family Guy Season 3 Episode 2 (S03E02) - 3
Next auditions in New York and Quahog, Rhode Island.
#3
Recap of Family Guy Season 3 Episode 2 (S03E02) - 4
You guys can come, but you gotta promise not to embarrass me.
#4
Recap of Family Guy Season 3 Episode 2 (S03E02) - 5
Mm, I like your taste in women. Yes, she and I are going to have a good time together.
#5
Recap of Family Guy Season 3 Episode 2 (S03E02) - 6
That could be the ideal place to unleash my hypnosis device on the unsuspecting public.
#6
Recap of Family Guy Season 3 Episode 2 (S03E02) - 7 #7 Recap of Family Guy Season 3 Episode 2 (S03E02) - 8
and a copy of my coming-of-age teen comedy set in Wisconsin.
#8
Recap of Family Guy Season 3 Episode 2 (S03E02) - 9
Look. It's Tom Tucker from the news. And that must be his son.
#9
Recap of Family Guy Season 3 Episode 2 (S03E02) - 10
Hey! Hey! Don't walk away from me! Hey!
#10
Recap of Family Guy Season 3 Episode 2 (S03E02) - 11
without branding oneself with useless labels?
#11
Recap of Family Guy Season 3 Episode 2 (S03E02) - 12
That's it. That's what you want to hear. Yes, jump through the hoop.
#12
Recap of Family Guy Season 3 Episode 2 (S03E02) - 13
and always say somethin' funny before the commercial break.
#13
Recap of Family Guy Season 3 Episode 2 (S03E02) - 14
Turn around. If you've got something to say, say it to my face.
#14
Recap of Family Guy Season 3 Episode 2 (S03E02) - 15
Wah! Wah!
#15
Recap of Family Guy Season 3 Episode 2 (S03E02) - 16
I think it's something I'd be excited to be a part of, so call my...
#16
Recap of Family Guy Season 3 Episode 2 (S03E02) - 17
Jasper's residence.
#17
Recap of Family Guy Season 3 Episode 2 (S03E02) - 18
Well, I was invited to the premiere of the new, uh...
#18
Recap of Family Guy Season 3 Episode 2 (S03E02) - 19 #19 Recap of Family Guy Season 3 Episode 2 (S03E02) - 20
- How's the writing thingy going? - Terrible. I can't get my foot in the door.
#20
Recap of Family Guy Season 3 Episode 2 (S03E02) - 21
It says here this is the gutter where the policeman fell over laughing
#21
Recap of Family Guy Season 3 Episode 2 (S03E02) - 22
- Sorry. - What? All he said was "black chick".
#22
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- Seriously. - I'm clean.
#24
Recap of Family Guy Season 3 Episode 2 (S03E02) - 25
Where do they get their ideas? You're the writer. You tell me.
#25
Recap of Family Guy Season 3 Episode 2 (S03E02) - 26
- Oh, congratulations on all your success. - Uh, thank you.
#26
Recap of Family Guy Season 3 Episode 2 (S03E02) - 27 #27 Recap of Family Guy Season 3 Episode 2 (S03E02) - 28
Yes, and I'm tired of you people always calling during dinner.
#28
Recap of Family Guy Season 3 Episode 2 (S03E02) - 29
So, ready to shoot your first scene?
#29
Recap of Family Guy Season 3 Episode 2 (S03E02) - 30
So, this is a shampoo commercial, right?
#30
Recap of Family Guy Season 3 Episode 2 (S03E02) - 31
Is this any more degrading than washing cars? Here you can be creative.
#31
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Argh! Ow! Argh! Ow!
#33
Recap of Family Guy Season 3 Episode 2 (S03E02) - 34
Cut. OK, nice take, Jenna, but let's try giving the lines a little subtext this time.
#34
Recap of Family Guy Season 3 Episode 2 (S03E02) - 35
Wow, a real movie set. Hey, this house looks kinda familiar.
#35
Recap of Family Guy Season 3 Episode 2 (S03E02) - 36
The Jacuzzi girl didn't show. How long can you hold your breath under water?
#36
Recap of Family Guy Season 3 Episode 2 (S03E02) - 37
Look at these crow's-feet. God. You stay up past 7.30 and you pay for it in the morning.
#37
Recap of Family Guy Season 3 Episode 2 (S03E02) - 38
It jumped right out in front of my car. Oh, I am so sorry.
#38
Recap of Family Guy Season 3 Episode 2 (S03E02) - 39
- Oh, well, he hides it well. - He wishes.
#39
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Sorry. I thought the name of the show was Kids Say the Darndest Things,
#41
Recap of Family Guy Season 3 Episode 2 (S03E02) - 42
What you got there? Oh, you're gonna go skiing now?
#42
Recap of Family Guy Season 3 Episode 2 (S03E02) - 43
Ooh, I'm goin' zip-zop, zooba-de-bop.
#43
Recap of Family Guy Season 3 Episode 2 (S03E02) - 44
- I like jump rope. - So you're gonna sit here and enjoy it.
#44
Recap of Family Guy Season 3 Episode 2 (S03E02) - 45
- Good news. - What? More people I love think I'm a jerk?
#45
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Add Mama to the Train, The Purple Head of Cairo and, uh...
#47
Recap of Family Guy Season 3 Episode 2 (S03E02) - 48
- I used to guest-host The Tonight Show. - Oh, yeah. What was that, 30 years ago?
#48
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- Lois! - Hey, buddy. How are ya, Alfred Hitch Cock?
#50