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Season 3  "Ready, Willing, and Disabled"  3x15

Aired 17 years ago - Dec 20, 2001

Joe gets discouraged, losing his self-confidence, after he loses a thief in a chase. Peter wants to help Joe get back to his old self so he volunteers to help train him for the decathlon at the Olympics for handicapped athletes. Peter puts steroids into Joe's drink, pushing Joe on to victory. Meanwhile, Stewie, Meg, and Brian fight over $26.

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and, barring a massive infection, a new lease on life.
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Blast! Who the devil do the teenagers like? Morgan Freeman.
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Come on, Joe. Cheer up. What do you say you and me go roller-ska...
Recap of Family Guy Season 3 Episode 15 (S03E15) - 9
You could get a desk job. Huh?
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I was in Richard Simmons' Sweatin' to Books on Tape.
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Um... I don't quite know how to tell you this, Mr Swanson.
Recap of Family Guy Season 3 Episode 15 (S03E15) - 14
Mort, Joe's gonna compete in the Special People's Games.
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Aisle three next to the creams. Oh, I don't like saying that word.
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- Bye. I'm goin' to the mall. - What for?
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Cool it. I am not gonna put up with this racket for two weeks.
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Hello and welcome to the Quahog Special People's Games. I'm Tom Tucker.
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I know I will, Tom. In fact, by the end of the day, we may all be going to hell.
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- You're gonna be late. - Maybe they're not there.
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Listen, Joe. You and I both know you have what it takes to win this thing.
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- How do you like that, buddy? - A stinker says "what".
Recap of Family Guy Season 3 Episode 15 (S03E15) - 25
Good stuff. Good stuff.
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Recap of Family Guy Season 3 Episode 15 (S03E15) - 27
That'll knock him out of the lead. Tough break.
Recap of Family Guy Season 3 Episode 15 (S03E15) - 28
Boom-lacka-lacka-lacka-lacka. Boom-lacka-lacka-lacka-lacka. Boom.
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Did he quit after losing millions of his father's friends' money in failed oil companies? No.
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- You did it, Joe - We did it, Peter.
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What the hell...?
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What is this?!
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Why don't you just ask me to lay down and die?
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- Even if it's by myself. - You're a fool, Joe. A fool.
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Handicapped... Hm...
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For God's sake, I just had the damn thing renewed.
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Ho-ho. You're smarter than I thought. Give yourselves a round of applause.
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Mr Tucker, I have just become handicapped like Joe Swanson.
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Agh! Agh!
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Today we're here to honour Joe Swanson
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Don't forget our deal, Lois. I sit through this and later tonight I get anal.
Recap of Family Guy Season 3 Episode 15 (S03E15) - 47
Peter Yarrow, of Peter, Paul and Mary. Let's give him a hand, folks.
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Your acerbic anti-white humour was a constant inspiration. Thank you, sir.
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Yes, it is. I put steroids in your water bottle before the last race.
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All right. If anyone tries to lift the glass, the bell will ring.

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Blast! Who the devil do the teenagers like? Morgan Freeman.
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Come on, Joe. Cheer up. What do you say you and me go roller-ska...
#8
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You could get a desk job. Huh?
#9
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I was in Richard Simmons' Sweatin' to Books on Tape.
#12
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Um... I don't quite know how to tell you this, Mr Swanson.
#13
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Mort, Joe's gonna compete in the Special People's Games.
#14
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Aisle three next to the creams. Oh, I don't like saying that word.
#15
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- Bye. I'm goin' to the mall. - What for?
#16
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Cool it. I am not gonna put up with this racket for two weeks.
#17
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Hello and welcome to the Quahog Special People's Games. I'm Tom Tucker.
#18
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I know I will, Tom. In fact, by the end of the day, we may all be going to hell.
#19
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- You're gonna be late. - Maybe they're not there.
#20
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Listen, Joe. You and I both know you have what it takes to win this thing.
#22
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- How do you like that, buddy? - A stinker says "what".
#24
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Good stuff. Good stuff.
#25
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That'll knock him out of the lead. Tough break.
#27
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Boom-lacka-lacka-lacka-lacka. Boom-lacka-lacka-lacka-lacka. Boom.
#28
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Did he quit after losing millions of his father's friends' money in failed oil companies? No.
#29
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- You did it, Joe - We did it, Peter.
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What the hell...?
#36
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What is this?!
#37
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Why don't you just ask me to lay down and die?
#38
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- Even if it's by myself. - You're a fool, Joe. A fool.
#39
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Handicapped... Hm...
#40
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For God's sake, I just had the damn thing renewed.
#41
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Ho-ho. You're smarter than I thought. Give yourselves a round of applause.
#42
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Mr Tucker, I have just become handicapped like Joe Swanson.
#43
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Agh! Agh!
#44
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Today we're here to honour Joe Swanson
#45
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Don't forget our deal, Lois. I sit through this and later tonight I get anal.
#46
Recap of Family Guy Season 3 Episode 15 (S03E15) - 47
Peter Yarrow, of Peter, Paul and Mary. Let's give him a hand, folks.
#47
Recap of Family Guy Season 3 Episode 15 (S03E15) - 48
Your acerbic anti-white humour was a constant inspiration. Thank you, sir.
#48
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Yes, it is. I put steroids in your water bottle before the last race.
#49
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All right. If anyone tries to lift the glass, the bell will ring.
#50