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Season 3  "Death Lives"  3x6

Aired 18 years ago - Aug 15, 2001

Peter sneaks away on his and Lois' anniversary to play golf at an upscale country club, only to be struck by lightning and have a near-death experience. Death promises to give Peter a revelation to help his marriage if Peter helps him get a date. Meanwhile, Peter sets up a fake scavenger hunt for Lois and the kids, which takes them all over Quahog.

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Recap of Family Guy Season 3 Episode 6 (S03E06) - 1
The fed will be lowering rates, so get your money out of T-bills and put it all into...
Recap of Family Guy Season 3 Episode 6 (S03E06) - 2
OK, kids, keep your eyes peeled for a clue.
Recap of Family Guy Season 3 Episode 6 (S03E06) - 3
Usually he can't even handle simple tasks.
Recap of Family Guy Season 3 Episode 6 (S03E06) - 4
- Let's pack it in. There's too much water. - Let's hit the bar.
Recap of Family Guy Season 3 Episode 6 (S03E06) - 5
- Peter! - All right, all right. Give me a Kleenex.
Recap of Family Guy Season 3 Episode 6 (S03E06) - 6
That was close. That looks dangerous. Somebody's gonna get hurt.
Recap of Family Guy Season 3 Episode 6 (S03E06) - 7
You again?!
Recap of Family Guy Season 3 Episode 6 (S03E06) - 8
- So, when am I gonna die? - Two years after your wife divorces you.
Recap of Family Guy Season 3 Episode 6 (S03E06) - 9
- Say no more. - Peter, wait. I...
Recap of Family Guy Season 3 Episode 6 (S03E06) - 10
Recap of Family Guy Season 3 Episode 6 (S03E06) - 11
Yeah, me too. From now on, this'll be our song.
Recap of Family Guy Season 3 Episode 6 (S03E06) - 12
It's like I can really be myself with you. I'm so happy.
Recap of Family Guy Season 3 Episode 6 (S03E06) - 13
- I love you, Lois Pewterschmidt. - I love you, Peter Griffin.
Recap of Family Guy Season 3 Episode 6 (S03E06) - 14
Oh, crap. I don't have time for this. Listen, I'm late for an appointment.
Recap of Family Guy Season 3 Episode 6 (S03E06) - 15
OK. It says the next note will be right under my nose.
Recap of Family Guy Season 3 Episode 6 (S03E06) - 16
My Nose out in front, followed by Sea Biscuit,
Recap of Family Guy Season 3 Episode 6 (S03E06) - 17
Too late, Stewie. The fix is in and the noodles are boiling in the pot.
Recap of Family Guy Season 3 Episode 6 (S03E06) - 18
You're shook up about that appointment. You're Death. What are you afraid of?
Recap of Family Guy Season 3 Episode 6 (S03E06) - 19
Don't forget to zip up your fly. If you don't zip up your fly, a seagull will get ya!
Recap of Family Guy Season 3 Episode 6 (S03E06) - 20
- Hi. Can I take my tie off yet? - Oh, Peter, you look so wonderful.
Recap of Family Guy Season 3 Episode 6 (S03E06) - 21
Hey, Mr Pewterschmidt. What are you feeding this gal?
Recap of Family Guy Season 3 Episode 6 (S03E06) - 22
That's world-class juice you got brewing in the old flesh balloon.
Recap of Family Guy Season 3 Episode 6 (S03E06) - 23
- No, seriously. - Oh, that's great.
Recap of Family Guy Season 3 Episode 6 (S03E06) - 24
Recap of Family Guy Season 3 Episode 6 (S03E06) - 25
Could you tell me when you're going back in time?
Recap of Family Guy Season 3 Episode 6 (S03E06) - 26
- Brilliantly choreographed. - That's your tax dollars at work.
Recap of Family Guy Season 3 Episode 6 (S03E06) - 27
All right. All right, that's it! I'm sick of both of you. Come on, Peter.
Recap of Family Guy Season 3 Episode 6 (S03E06) - 28
Whoa, wait! What are you saying?
Recap of Family Guy Season 3 Episode 6 (S03E06) - 29
- What if... what if I helped you get a girl? - Really? You think you could do that?
Recap of Family Guy Season 3 Episode 6 (S03E06) - 30
Recap of Family Guy Season 3 Episode 6 (S03E06) - 31
Recap of Family Guy Season 3 Episode 6 (S03E06) - 32
Don't worry. We've been studying fulcrums in school.
Recap of Family Guy Season 3 Episode 6 (S03E06) - 33
Oh. Pull slower. I must remember to do this game when no one's around.
Recap of Family Guy Season 3 Episode 6 (S03E06) - 34
I'm taking you out for shore leave.
Recap of Family Guy Season 3 Episode 6 (S03E06) - 35
All right!
Recap of Family Guy Season 3 Episode 6 (S03E06) - 36
You guys go on without me.
Recap of Family Guy Season 3 Episode 6 (S03E06) - 37
I met her last summer when her dad hung himself. I was too shy to ask her out.
Recap of Family Guy Season 3 Episode 6 (S03E06) - 38
- I'll need that picture of Olmos's ass back. - Oh, yeah.
Recap of Family Guy Season 3 Episode 6 (S03E06) - 39
He wasn't dead.
Recap of Family Guy Season 3 Episode 6 (S03E06) - 40
So I thought that, uh... So... You...
Recap of Family Guy Season 3 Episode 6 (S03E06) - 41
Recap of Family Guy Season 3 Episode 6 (S03E06) - 42
Rhode Island. That's not too far, is it?
Recap of Family Guy Season 3 Episode 6 (S03E06) - 43
Recap of Family Guy Season 3 Episode 6 (S03E06) - 44
I don't make monkeys, I train 'em.
Recap of Family Guy Season 3 Episode 6 (S03E06) - 45
Wanna go somewhere and grab a coffee?
Recap of Family Guy Season 3 Episode 6 (S03E06) - 46
Recap of Family Guy Season 3 Episode 6 (S03E06) - 47
Oh, boy. You just put Peter in the doghouse, which is where your mother...
Recap of Family Guy Season 3 Episode 6 (S03E06) - 48
She's just gonna be glad to see you. That's how it was with Lois.
Recap of Family Guy Season 3 Episode 6 (S03E06) - 49
- Hi, Mr Pewterschmidt. - What are you doing here?
Recap of Family Guy Season 3 Episode 6 (S03E06) - 50
No deal. Lois may be worth a million to you, but to me, she's worthless.

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Recap of Family Guy Season 3 Episode 6 (S03E06) - 2
OK, kids, keep your eyes peeled for a clue.
#2
Recap of Family Guy Season 3 Episode 6 (S03E06) - 3
Usually he can't even handle simple tasks.
#3
Recap of Family Guy Season 3 Episode 6 (S03E06) - 4
- Let's pack it in. There's too much water. - Let's hit the bar.
#4
Recap of Family Guy Season 3 Episode 6 (S03E06) - 5
- Peter! - All right, all right. Give me a Kleenex.
#5
Recap of Family Guy Season 3 Episode 6 (S03E06) - 6
That was close. That looks dangerous. Somebody's gonna get hurt.
#6
Recap of Family Guy Season 3 Episode 6 (S03E06) - 7
You again?!
#7
Recap of Family Guy Season 3 Episode 6 (S03E06) - 8
- So, when am I gonna die? - Two years after your wife divorces you.
#8
Recap of Family Guy Season 3 Episode 6 (S03E06) - 9
- Say no more. - Peter, wait. I...
#9
Recap of Family Guy Season 3 Episode 6 (S03E06) - 10 #10 Recap of Family Guy Season 3 Episode 6 (S03E06) - 11
Yeah, me too. From now on, this'll be our song.
#11
Recap of Family Guy Season 3 Episode 6 (S03E06) - 12
It's like I can really be myself with you. I'm so happy.
#12
Recap of Family Guy Season 3 Episode 6 (S03E06) - 13
- I love you, Lois Pewterschmidt. - I love you, Peter Griffin.
#13
Recap of Family Guy Season 3 Episode 6 (S03E06) - 14
Oh, crap. I don't have time for this. Listen, I'm late for an appointment.
#14
Recap of Family Guy Season 3 Episode 6 (S03E06) - 15
OK. It says the next note will be right under my nose.
#15
Recap of Family Guy Season 3 Episode 6 (S03E06) - 16
My Nose out in front, followed by Sea Biscuit,
#16
Recap of Family Guy Season 3 Episode 6 (S03E06) - 17
Too late, Stewie. The fix is in and the noodles are boiling in the pot.
#17
Recap of Family Guy Season 3 Episode 6 (S03E06) - 18
You're shook up about that appointment. You're Death. What are you afraid of?
#18
Recap of Family Guy Season 3 Episode 6 (S03E06) - 19
Don't forget to zip up your fly. If you don't zip up your fly, a seagull will get ya!
#19
Recap of Family Guy Season 3 Episode 6 (S03E06) - 20
- Hi. Can I take my tie off yet? - Oh, Peter, you look so wonderful.
#20
Recap of Family Guy Season 3 Episode 6 (S03E06) - 21
Hey, Mr Pewterschmidt. What are you feeding this gal?
#21
Recap of Family Guy Season 3 Episode 6 (S03E06) - 22
That's world-class juice you got brewing in the old flesh balloon.
#22
Recap of Family Guy Season 3 Episode 6 (S03E06) - 23
- No, seriously. - Oh, that's great.
#23
Recap of Family Guy Season 3 Episode 6 (S03E06) - 24 #24 Recap of Family Guy Season 3 Episode 6 (S03E06) - 25
Could you tell me when you're going back in time?
#25
Recap of Family Guy Season 3 Episode 6 (S03E06) - 26
- Brilliantly choreographed. - That's your tax dollars at work.
#26
Recap of Family Guy Season 3 Episode 6 (S03E06) - 27
All right. All right, that's it! I'm sick of both of you. Come on, Peter.
#27
Recap of Family Guy Season 3 Episode 6 (S03E06) - 28
Whoa, wait! What are you saying?
#28
Recap of Family Guy Season 3 Episode 6 (S03E06) - 29
- What if... what if I helped you get a girl? - Really? You think you could do that?
#29
Recap of Family Guy Season 3 Episode 6 (S03E06) - 30 #30 Recap of Family Guy Season 3 Episode 6 (S03E06) - 31 #31 Recap of Family Guy Season 3 Episode 6 (S03E06) - 32
Don't worry. We've been studying fulcrums in school.
#32
Recap of Family Guy Season 3 Episode 6 (S03E06) - 33
Oh. Pull slower. I must remember to do this game when no one's around.
#33
Recap of Family Guy Season 3 Episode 6 (S03E06) - 34
I'm taking you out for shore leave.
#34
Recap of Family Guy Season 3 Episode 6 (S03E06) - 35
All right!
#35
Recap of Family Guy Season 3 Episode 6 (S03E06) - 36
You guys go on without me.
#36
Recap of Family Guy Season 3 Episode 6 (S03E06) - 37
I met her last summer when her dad hung himself. I was too shy to ask her out.
#37
Recap of Family Guy Season 3 Episode 6 (S03E06) - 38
- I'll need that picture of Olmos's ass back. - Oh, yeah.
#38
Recap of Family Guy Season 3 Episode 6 (S03E06) - 39
He wasn't dead.
#39
Recap of Family Guy Season 3 Episode 6 (S03E06) - 40
So I thought that, uh... So... You...
#40
Recap of Family Guy Season 3 Episode 6 (S03E06) - 41 #41 Recap of Family Guy Season 3 Episode 6 (S03E06) - 42
Rhode Island. That's not too far, is it?
#42
Recap of Family Guy Season 3 Episode 6 (S03E06) - 43 #43 Recap of Family Guy Season 3 Episode 6 (S03E06) - 44
I don't make monkeys, I train 'em.
#44
Recap of Family Guy Season 3 Episode 6 (S03E06) - 45
Wanna go somewhere and grab a coffee?
#45
Recap of Family Guy Season 3 Episode 6 (S03E06) - 46 #46 Recap of Family Guy Season 3 Episode 6 (S03E06) - 47
Oh, boy. You just put Peter in the doghouse, which is where your mother...
#47
Recap of Family Guy Season 3 Episode 6 (S03E06) - 48
She's just gonna be glad to see you. That's how it was with Lois.
#48
Recap of Family Guy Season 3 Episode 6 (S03E06) - 49
- Hi, Mr Pewterschmidt. - What are you doing here?
#49
Recap of Family Guy Season 3 Episode 6 (S03E06) - 50
No deal. Lois may be worth a million to you, but to me, she's worthless.
#50