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Season 3  "The Kiss Seen Round the World"  3x8

Aired 18 years ago - Aug 29, 2001

When Meg, due to her crush on Tom Tucker, the newscaster, applies for an internship at the local television station and gets the job, she is disappointed to find that her news partner is the most reviled nerd in school, Neil. Caught in a life-threatening news situation, Meg laments that she never had a first kiss and agrees to kiss Neil only to find that he taped the whole thing in order to broadcast it across the world. Meg broadcasts her own news that she has no interest in Neil, sending him to the ledge on top of Town Hall. She breaks his fall, only to find out that he had no intention of jumping and was just trying to get her attention again. Stewie's prized new tricycle is stolen by the neighborhood bully, but the bully soon learns not to screw with Stewie.

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Recap of Family Guy Season 3 Episode 8 (S03E08) - 1
What in God's name...? Mr Lassenbee, what the hell's going on here?
Recap of Family Guy Season 3 Episode 8 (S03E08) - 2
A teacher caught molesting children... with crackpot theories. Full story at 11.
Recap of Family Guy Season 3 Episode 8 (S03E08) - 3
- Better hurry up, Mr Tucker. - I'm coming.
Recap of Family Guy Season 3 Episode 8 (S03E08) - 4
In other news, school board elections took place last evening.
Recap of Family Guy Season 3 Episode 8 (S03E08) - 5
Recap of Family Guy Season 3 Episode 8 (S03E08) - 6
...turmoil when President Bush stuck his finger in a socket.
Recap of Family Guy Season 3 Episode 8 (S03E08) - 7
Recap of Family Guy Season 3 Episode 8 (S03E08) - 8
Recap of Family Guy Season 3 Episode 8 (S03E08) - 9
Are you a student interested in the glamorous world of unpaid internships?
Recap of Family Guy Season 3 Episode 8 (S03E08) - 10
Recap of Family Guy Season 3 Episode 8 (S03E08) - 11
Wrong. The answer is: Only slightly, only slightly. Next.
Recap of Family Guy Season 3 Episode 8 (S03E08) - 12
You and your partner will start tomorrow after school.
Recap of Family Guy Season 3 Episode 8 (S03E08) - 13
Recap of Family Guy Season 3 Episode 8 (S03E08) - 14
Don't act any cheerier. You'll give us all diabetes.
Recap of Family Guy Season 3 Episode 8 (S03E08) - 15
Recap of Family Guy Season 3 Episode 8 (S03E08) - 16
Can you believe it? Our little Stewie learning to ride his first tricycle.
Recap of Family Guy Season 3 Episode 8 (S03E08) - 17
Columbus discovered America entirely by mistake.
Recap of Family Guy Season 3 Episode 8 (S03E08) - 18
I gotta go check on dinner. You keep taping Stewie. Don't miss a moment.
Recap of Family Guy Season 3 Episode 8 (S03E08) - 19
It's just some trash blowing in the wind!
Recap of Family Guy Season 3 Episode 8 (S03E08) - 20
Oh, my God. Meg's in love with Tom Tucker!
Recap of Family Guy Season 3 Episode 8 (S03E08) - 21
Sweet'N Low. That's for trying to steal my woman!
Recap of Family Guy Season 3 Episode 8 (S03E08) - 22
Oh, I see. Oh, yes, I suppose you do have to ride it to truly appreciate its virtues.
Recap of Family Guy Season 3 Episode 8 (S03E08) - 23
He... stole... my trikey?
Recap of Family Guy Season 3 Episode 8 (S03E08) - 24
Recap of Family Guy Season 3 Episode 8 (S03E08) - 25
Whoa, whoa, whoa. Mass Media Murderer?
Recap of Family Guy Season 3 Episode 8 (S03E08) - 26
- Hey, why me? Why the media? - I've got my reasons.
Recap of Family Guy Season 3 Episode 8 (S03E08) - 27
Recap of Family Guy Season 3 Episode 8 (S03E08) - 28
Oh, my God, we're gonna die! There's so much of life I haven't experienced!
Recap of Family Guy Season 3 Episode 8 (S03E08) - 29
Time to sign off.
Recap of Family Guy Season 3 Episode 8 (S03E08) - 30
Recap of Family Guy Season 3 Episode 8 (S03E08) - 31
Recap of Family Guy Season 3 Episode 8 (S03E08) - 32
where a meeting of the tongues, a summit of saliva,
Recap of Family Guy Season 3 Episode 8 (S03E08) - 33
Oh, my God. He put it on TV?
Recap of Family Guy Season 3 Episode 8 (S03E08) - 34
Constable, I'd like to report the theft of my tricycle.
Recap of Family Guy Season 3 Episode 8 (S03E08) - 35
Oh, look at the little baby. Aren't you cute! Where's your mommy?
Recap of Family Guy Season 3 Episode 8 (S03E08) - 36
Meg, I strongly suggest you hold my hand, lest you look like a slut.
Recap of Family Guy Season 3 Episode 8 (S03E08) - 37
Recap of Family Guy Season 3 Episode 8 (S03E08) - 38
Goodbye 40 a month, let's do 35.
Recap of Family Guy Season 3 Episode 8 (S03E08) - 39
And for the future, you came on a little strong.
Recap of Family Guy Season 3 Episode 8 (S03E08) - 40
- Now I see where you get it. - Meg, he's so charming.
Recap of Family Guy Season 3 Episode 8 (S03E08) - 41
I remember when Muriel and I had our first kiss, and it was just awful.
Recap of Family Guy Season 3 Episode 8 (S03E08) - 42
Mine especially was very bad. I had terrible mucus coming out from inside my nose.
Recap of Family Guy Season 3 Episode 8 (S03E08) - 43
Please flush the toilet twice.
Recap of Family Guy Season 3 Episode 8 (S03E08) - 44
But then it dawned on me. Your cruelty merely stems from a deep-seated inner pain.
Recap of Family Guy Season 3 Episode 8 (S03E08) - 45
The moon. There's a reason no one goes there. It's cold, and it's ugly.
Recap of Family Guy Season 3 Episode 8 (S03E08) - 46
I mean, who in their right mind would? I went to the streets to find out.
Recap of Family Guy Season 3 Episode 8 (S03E08) - 47
Thank you, Meg. I guess beggars can be choosers. And now this.
Recap of Family Guy Season 3 Episode 8 (S03E08) - 48
- Now tell me where my tricycle is! - I don't know. I lost it.
Recap of Family Guy Season 3 Episode 8 (S03E08) - 49
Recap of Family Guy Season 3 Episode 8 (S03E08) - 50
That means so much coming from someone so handsome.

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Recap of Family Guy Season 3 Episode 8 (S03E08) - 2
A teacher caught molesting children... with crackpot theories. Full story at 11.
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- Better hurry up, Mr Tucker. - I'm coming.
#3
Recap of Family Guy Season 3 Episode 8 (S03E08) - 4
In other news, school board elections took place last evening.
#4
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...turmoil when President Bush stuck his finger in a socket.
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Are you a student interested in the glamorous world of unpaid internships?
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Wrong. The answer is: Only slightly, only slightly. Next.
#11
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You and your partner will start tomorrow after school.
#12
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Don't act any cheerier. You'll give us all diabetes.
#14
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Can you believe it? Our little Stewie learning to ride his first tricycle.
#16
Recap of Family Guy Season 3 Episode 8 (S03E08) - 17
Columbus discovered America entirely by mistake.
#17
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I gotta go check on dinner. You keep taping Stewie. Don't miss a moment.
#18
Recap of Family Guy Season 3 Episode 8 (S03E08) - 19
It's just some trash blowing in the wind!
#19
Recap of Family Guy Season 3 Episode 8 (S03E08) - 20
Oh, my God. Meg's in love with Tom Tucker!
#20
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Sweet'N Low. That's for trying to steal my woman!
#21
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Oh, I see. Oh, yes, I suppose you do have to ride it to truly appreciate its virtues.
#22
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He... stole... my trikey?
#23
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Whoa, whoa, whoa. Mass Media Murderer?
#25
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- Hey, why me? Why the media? - I've got my reasons.
#26
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Oh, my God, we're gonna die! There's so much of life I haven't experienced!
#28
Recap of Family Guy Season 3 Episode 8 (S03E08) - 29
Time to sign off.
#29
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where a meeting of the tongues, a summit of saliva,
#32
Recap of Family Guy Season 3 Episode 8 (S03E08) - 33
Oh, my God. He put it on TV?
#33
Recap of Family Guy Season 3 Episode 8 (S03E08) - 34
Constable, I'd like to report the theft of my tricycle.
#34
Recap of Family Guy Season 3 Episode 8 (S03E08) - 35
Oh, look at the little baby. Aren't you cute! Where's your mommy?
#35
Recap of Family Guy Season 3 Episode 8 (S03E08) - 36
Meg, I strongly suggest you hold my hand, lest you look like a slut.
#36
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Goodbye 40 a month, let's do 35.
#38
Recap of Family Guy Season 3 Episode 8 (S03E08) - 39
And for the future, you came on a little strong.
#39
Recap of Family Guy Season 3 Episode 8 (S03E08) - 40
- Now I see where you get it. - Meg, he's so charming.
#40
Recap of Family Guy Season 3 Episode 8 (S03E08) - 41
I remember when Muriel and I had our first kiss, and it was just awful.
#41
Recap of Family Guy Season 3 Episode 8 (S03E08) - 42
Mine especially was very bad. I had terrible mucus coming out from inside my nose.
#42
Recap of Family Guy Season 3 Episode 8 (S03E08) - 43
Please flush the toilet twice.
#43
Recap of Family Guy Season 3 Episode 8 (S03E08) - 44
But then it dawned on me. Your cruelty merely stems from a deep-seated inner pain.
#44
Recap of Family Guy Season 3 Episode 8 (S03E08) - 45
The moon. There's a reason no one goes there. It's cold, and it's ugly.
#45
Recap of Family Guy Season 3 Episode 8 (S03E08) - 46
I mean, who in their right mind would? I went to the streets to find out.
#46
Recap of Family Guy Season 3 Episode 8 (S03E08) - 47
Thank you, Meg. I guess beggars can be choosers. And now this.
#47
Recap of Family Guy Season 3 Episode 8 (S03E08) - 48
- Now tell me where my tricycle is! - I don't know. I lost it.
#48
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That means so much coming from someone so handsome.
#50