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Season 3  "The Thin White Line"  3x1

Aired 18 years ago - Jul 11, 2001

Brian takes a job on the police force as a drug-sniffing dog, which leads him down a path of cocaine addiction. Trying to kick the habit, Brian checks into a clinic. With the Griffin family cruise canceled due to Brian’s absence, Peter gets the idea to vacation at the rehab retreat.

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Recap of Family Guy Season 3 Episode 1 (S03E01) - 1
I-I can't. I...
Recap of Family Guy Season 3 Episode 1 (S03E01) - 2
Nurse! This dog is trying to kill me! Nurse!
Recap of Family Guy Season 3 Episode 1 (S03E01) - 3
These are tranquilliser darts.
Recap of Family Guy Season 3 Episode 1 (S03E01) - 4
- All right! - Run for your life, Peter!
Recap of Family Guy Season 3 Episode 1 (S03E01) - 5
Yeah. One time it almost got me a spokesman deal.
Recap of Family Guy Season 3 Episode 1 (S03E01) - 6
I was thinkin' of doin' it, you know, good. Like an actor. But your way's good too.
Recap of Family Guy Season 3 Episode 1 (S03E01) - 7
Peter, are you OK?
Recap of Family Guy Season 3 Episode 1 (S03E01) - 8
Recap of Family Guy Season 3 Episode 1 (S03E01) - 9
You're back from Manila. You ate lumpia, then you made love to two Filipino women.
Recap of Family Guy Season 3 Episode 1 (S03E01) - 10
Recap of Family Guy Season 3 Episode 1 (S03E01) - 11
Don't move, dirtbag!
Recap of Family Guy Season 3 Episode 1 (S03E01) - 12
Where shall we go for your week off?
Recap of Family Guy Season 3 Episode 1 (S03E01) - 13
- Did you stay up all night writing that? - I got to bed around 2.30.
Recap of Family Guy Season 3 Episode 1 (S03E01) - 14
Oh, come on, stop it, you guys. It's nothing. Oh, Lois, your toast is ready.
Recap of Family Guy Season 3 Episode 1 (S03E01) - 15
Recap of Family Guy Season 3 Episode 1 (S03E01) - 16
- But these are just kids. - Oh, yeah? What's your name?
Recap of Family Guy Season 3 Episode 1 (S03E01) - 17
Recap of Family Guy Season 3 Episode 1 (S03E01) - 18
Thanks. But the real hero here is God for blessing me with this nose.
Recap of Family Guy Season 3 Episode 1 (S03E01) - 19
Recap of Family Guy Season 3 Episode 1 (S03E01) - 20
I must say, I've always dreamed of a life at sea.
Recap of Family Guy Season 3 Episode 1 (S03E01) - 21
"My manner, quite effete, is mistaken on the street for a sailor who can pirouette on cue
Recap of Family Guy Season 3 Episode 1 (S03E01) - 22
Wow, Brian! Have you lost weight? You gotta tell me your secret.
Recap of Family Guy Season 3 Episode 1 (S03E01) - 23
Where's the line any more? I got news for ya. It-it's not even on the radar screen.
Recap of Family Guy Season 3 Episode 1 (S03E01) - 24
Knowin' the perverted truths that rot in the pit of your soul. That's how my freakin' day was.
Recap of Family Guy Season 3 Episode 1 (S03E01) - 25
Well, kids, I'm gonna pass things off now to... Gerald, the happy and abstinent police clown.
Recap of Family Guy Season 3 Episode 1 (S03E01) - 26
- That McGriffin guy was so cool! - Totally. I'm never doing drugs now.
Recap of Family Guy Season 3 Episode 1 (S03E01) - 27
Oh, that's just fancy talk for sexified. Now, climb in.
Recap of Family Guy Season 3 Episode 1 (S03E01) - 28
Hey, Dad, I'm in the Bible days, and there's a whole stadium of people clappin' for me.
Recap of Family Guy Season 3 Episode 1 (S03E01) - 29
Recap of Family Guy Season 3 Episode 1 (S03E01) - 30
Help! Help!
Recap of Family Guy Season 3 Episode 1 (S03E01) - 31
By the way, Horowicz, you should show Joe your impression of him.
Recap of Family Guy Season 3 Episode 1 (S03E01) - 32
The Old Man and the Sea. I see you're gettin' in the mood for our cruise.
Recap of Family Guy Season 3 Episode 1 (S03E01) - 33
Just because you can't feel your teeth doesn't mean the girl can't feel your insults.
Recap of Family Guy Season 3 Episode 1 (S03E01) - 34
- Here's the channel Lois doesn't know about. - Chris, look away! Meg, take Stewie upstairs.
Recap of Family Guy Season 3 Episode 1 (S03E01) - 35
I leave more personality in tightly-coiled piles on the lawn.
Recap of Family Guy Season 3 Episode 1 (S03E01) - 36
Brian, I know I don't speak up much,
Recap of Family Guy Season 3 Episode 1 (S03E01) - 37
Uh... so she hated my tie until I told her it was made out of 100 per cent Buttafuco fibre.
Recap of Family Guy Season 3 Episode 1 (S03E01) - 38
All right. That's it. A little tie music.
Recap of Family Guy Season 3 Episode 1 (S03E01) - 39
I guess now we know what kind of dog he is.
Recap of Family Guy Season 3 Episode 1 (S03E01) - 40
But why do we have to cancel our cruise just cos the dog's a cokehead?
Recap of Family Guy Season 3 Episode 1 (S03E01) - 41
This is where God would come if he had to stop doin' blow.
Recap of Family Guy Season 3 Episode 1 (S03E01) - 42
Oh, I see. The fat man makes a pun and everyone wets themselves.
Recap of Family Guy Season 3 Episode 1 (S03E01) - 43
Just having some time away to sort things out is gonna do wonders. Thanks, Doctor.
Recap of Family Guy Season 3 Episode 1 (S03E01) - 44
I whipped this speedfreak's ass at horseshoes today.
Recap of Family Guy Season 3 Episode 1 (S03E01) - 45
Just work with the resistance of the water. Ten more reps. And one. And two.
Recap of Family Guy Season 3 Episode 1 (S03E01) - 46
Recap of Family Guy Season 3 Episode 1 (S03E01) - 47
I'll be keeping my eye on you. What's your name?
Recap of Family Guy Season 3 Episode 1 (S03E01) - 48
Recap of Family Guy Season 3 Episode 1 (S03E01) - 49
Recap of Family Guy Season 3 Episode 1 (S03E01) - 50
I have made a lot of progress lately. Missing one session wouldn't be the end of the world.

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Recap of Family Guy Season 3 Episode 1 (S03E01) - 2
Nurse! This dog is trying to kill me! Nurse!
#2
Recap of Family Guy Season 3 Episode 1 (S03E01) - 3
These are tranquilliser darts.
#3
Recap of Family Guy Season 3 Episode 1 (S03E01) - 4
- All right! - Run for your life, Peter!
#4
Recap of Family Guy Season 3 Episode 1 (S03E01) - 5
Yeah. One time it almost got me a spokesman deal.
#5
Recap of Family Guy Season 3 Episode 1 (S03E01) - 6
I was thinkin' of doin' it, you know, good. Like an actor. But your way's good too.
#6
Recap of Family Guy Season 3 Episode 1 (S03E01) - 7
Peter, are you OK?
#7
Recap of Family Guy Season 3 Episode 1 (S03E01) - 8 #8 Recap of Family Guy Season 3 Episode 1 (S03E01) - 9
You're back from Manila. You ate lumpia, then you made love to two Filipino women.
#9
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Don't move, dirtbag!
#11
Recap of Family Guy Season 3 Episode 1 (S03E01) - 12
Where shall we go for your week off?
#12
Recap of Family Guy Season 3 Episode 1 (S03E01) - 13
- Did you stay up all night writing that? - I got to bed around 2.30.
#13
Recap of Family Guy Season 3 Episode 1 (S03E01) - 14
Oh, come on, stop it, you guys. It's nothing. Oh, Lois, your toast is ready.
#14
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- But these are just kids. - Oh, yeah? What's your name?
#16
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Thanks. But the real hero here is God for blessing me with this nose.
#18
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I must say, I've always dreamed of a life at sea.
#20
Recap of Family Guy Season 3 Episode 1 (S03E01) - 21
"My manner, quite effete, is mistaken on the street for a sailor who can pirouette on cue
#21
Recap of Family Guy Season 3 Episode 1 (S03E01) - 22
Wow, Brian! Have you lost weight? You gotta tell me your secret.
#22
Recap of Family Guy Season 3 Episode 1 (S03E01) - 23
Where's the line any more? I got news for ya. It-it's not even on the radar screen.
#23
Recap of Family Guy Season 3 Episode 1 (S03E01) - 24
Knowin' the perverted truths that rot in the pit of your soul. That's how my freakin' day was.
#24
Recap of Family Guy Season 3 Episode 1 (S03E01) - 25
Well, kids, I'm gonna pass things off now to... Gerald, the happy and abstinent police clown.
#25
Recap of Family Guy Season 3 Episode 1 (S03E01) - 26
- That McGriffin guy was so cool! - Totally. I'm never doing drugs now.
#26
Recap of Family Guy Season 3 Episode 1 (S03E01) - 27
Oh, that's just fancy talk for sexified. Now, climb in.
#27
Recap of Family Guy Season 3 Episode 1 (S03E01) - 28
Hey, Dad, I'm in the Bible days, and there's a whole stadium of people clappin' for me.
#28
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Help! Help!
#30
Recap of Family Guy Season 3 Episode 1 (S03E01) - 31
By the way, Horowicz, you should show Joe your impression of him.
#31
Recap of Family Guy Season 3 Episode 1 (S03E01) - 32
The Old Man and the Sea. I see you're gettin' in the mood for our cruise.
#32
Recap of Family Guy Season 3 Episode 1 (S03E01) - 33
Just because you can't feel your teeth doesn't mean the girl can't feel your insults.
#33
Recap of Family Guy Season 3 Episode 1 (S03E01) - 34
- Here's the channel Lois doesn't know about. - Chris, look away! Meg, take Stewie upstairs.
#34
Recap of Family Guy Season 3 Episode 1 (S03E01) - 35
I leave more personality in tightly-coiled piles on the lawn.
#35
Recap of Family Guy Season 3 Episode 1 (S03E01) - 36
Brian, I know I don't speak up much,
#36
Recap of Family Guy Season 3 Episode 1 (S03E01) - 37
Uh... so she hated my tie until I told her it was made out of 100 per cent Buttafuco fibre.
#37
Recap of Family Guy Season 3 Episode 1 (S03E01) - 38
All right. That's it. A little tie music.
#38
Recap of Family Guy Season 3 Episode 1 (S03E01) - 39
I guess now we know what kind of dog he is.
#39
Recap of Family Guy Season 3 Episode 1 (S03E01) - 40
But why do we have to cancel our cruise just cos the dog's a cokehead?
#40
Recap of Family Guy Season 3 Episode 1 (S03E01) - 41
This is where God would come if he had to stop doin' blow.
#41
Recap of Family Guy Season 3 Episode 1 (S03E01) - 42
Oh, I see. The fat man makes a pun and everyone wets themselves.
#42
Recap of Family Guy Season 3 Episode 1 (S03E01) - 43
Just having some time away to sort things out is gonna do wonders. Thanks, Doctor.
#43
Recap of Family Guy Season 3 Episode 1 (S03E01) - 44
I whipped this speedfreak's ass at horseshoes today.
#44
Recap of Family Guy Season 3 Episode 1 (S03E01) - 45
Just work with the resistance of the water. Ten more reps. And one. And two.
#45
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I'll be keeping my eye on you. What's your name?
#47
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I have made a lot of progress lately. Missing one session wouldn't be the end of the world.
#50