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Season 3  "Mr. Saturday Knight"  3x9

Aired 18 years ago - Sep 05, 2001

Peter's boss comes to dinner at the Griffin house but soon dies. The Happy-Go-Lucky Toy Factory is turned into the Happy-Go-Lucky Terminal Disease Institute. Unemployed, Peter begins his search for a job and ends up going after his lifelong dream of becoming a knight at a traveling Renaissance Fair. Caught in a compromising position with the infamous Black Knight's wench, he must defend his family's honor in an duel with the Black Knight.

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Recap of Family Guy Season 3 Episode 9 (S03E09) - 1
if maybe you'd like to come to my house for dinner Friday night.
Recap of Family Guy Season 3 Episode 9 (S03E09) - 2
- Buh... - Et.
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Oh, God. I hope I don't get so nervous I can't control the volume of my voice.
Recap of Family Guy Season 3 Episode 9 (S03E09) - 4
- State your names. - Meg!
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Ahem. Peter, don't you have something to say to Mr Weed?
Recap of Family Guy Season 3 Episode 9 (S03E09) - 10
Peter, being here with your wonderful family, your beautiful home
Recap of Family Guy Season 3 Episode 9 (S03E09) - 11
Recap of Family Guy Season 3 Episode 9 (S03E09) - 12
Police! Random dead-body search!
Recap of Family Guy Season 3 Episode 9 (S03E09) - 13
Oh.
Recap of Family Guy Season 3 Episode 9 (S03E09) - 14
Recap of Family Guy Season 3 Episode 9 (S03E09) - 15
Good afternoon.
Recap of Family Guy Season 3 Episode 9 (S03E09) - 16
Anyway, before he died, Mr Weed promoted me to head of toy development.
Recap of Family Guy Season 3 Episode 9 (S03E09) - 17
I'm Mr Weed's lawyer. We found this tape among Mr Weed's personal effects
Recap of Family Guy Season 3 Episode 9 (S03E09) - 18
OK, playtime is over. Turn it off, monkey, OK?
Recap of Family Guy Season 3 Episode 9 (S03E09) - 19
Recap of Family Guy Season 3 Episode 9 (S03E09) - 20
I only have another week and a half here, and I have completely checked out.
Recap of Family Guy Season 3 Episode 9 (S03E09) - 21
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Recap of Family Guy Season 3 Episode 9 (S03E09) - 23
He's sampling a few things, searching for something that fits him just right.
Recap of Family Guy Season 3 Episode 9 (S03E09) - 24
Yes, you go to Maple Street, and then take a left, and then you go...
Recap of Family Guy Season 3 Episode 9 (S03E09) - 25
He was so forgetful, whenever he tried to remember a name, he drew a... "blank".
Recap of Family Guy Season 3 Episode 9 (S03E09) - 26
- This'll bring in a couple of bucks. - Peter, listen.
Recap of Family Guy Season 3 Episode 9 (S03E09) - 27
Wow. Since money's tight, I was gonna suggest that we eat the kids.
Recap of Family Guy Season 3 Episode 9 (S03E09) - 28
Recap of Family Guy Season 3 Episode 9 (S03E09) - 29
Yes. I'm trying to overcome my fear of swords
Recap of Family Guy Season 3 Episode 9 (S03E09) - 30
Here, Peter. Try one of these.
Recap of Family Guy Season 3 Episode 9 (S03E09) - 31
- I can fly! - Oh, my God!
Recap of Family Guy Season 3 Episode 9 (S03E09) - 32
And from that moment on, I knew someday I wanted to be a knight like him.
Recap of Family Guy Season 3 Episode 9 (S03E09) - 33
Is that the best you got, you pile of crap?
Recap of Family Guy Season 3 Episode 9 (S03E09) - 34
You want to make 16th-century mathematician Johannes Kepler your bitch?
Recap of Family Guy Season 3 Episode 9 (S03E09) - 35
Recap of Family Guy Season 3 Episode 9 (S03E09) - 36
Agh! Dammit! Look, I'm busy, all right?
Recap of Family Guy Season 3 Episode 9 (S03E09) - 37
because I'm protected by my impenetrable cereal-box fort. Ha-ha-ha!
Recap of Family Guy Season 3 Episode 9 (S03E09) - 38
If I'm gonna impress the Black Knight, my lance must be with me at all times.
Recap of Family Guy Season 3 Episode 9 (S03E09) - 39
Oh, thou wishest to feast on the appendage of a humble ovine.
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- What's the problem, BK? - I don't like you.
Recap of Family Guy Season 3 Episode 9 (S03E09) - 43
Oh, God! I think I just miscarried!
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There you go. All fixed.
Recap of Family Guy Season 3 Episode 9 (S03E09) - 46
It would be if you didn't remind us all of our grandmother's cleavage.
Recap of Family Guy Season 3 Episode 9 (S03E09) - 47
"Ohh...
Recap of Family Guy Season 3 Episode 9 (S03E09) - 48
The Black Knight's next challenger is Sir Mort Goldman.
Recap of Family Guy Season 3 Episode 9 (S03E09) - 49
Hey, what's your fat ass doing here?
Recap of Family Guy Season 3 Episode 9 (S03E09) - 50
- Where's he going? - Let him go, kids.

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- Buh... - Et.
#2
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Oh, God. I hope I don't get so nervous I can't control the volume of my voice.
#3
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- State your names. - Meg!
#4
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Ahem. Peter, don't you have something to say to Mr Weed?
#9
Recap of Family Guy Season 3 Episode 9 (S03E09) - 10
Peter, being here with your wonderful family, your beautiful home
#10
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Police! Random dead-body search!
#12
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Oh.
#13
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Good afternoon.
#15
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Anyway, before he died, Mr Weed promoted me to head of toy development.
#16
Recap of Family Guy Season 3 Episode 9 (S03E09) - 17
I'm Mr Weed's lawyer. We found this tape among Mr Weed's personal effects
#17
Recap of Family Guy Season 3 Episode 9 (S03E09) - 18
OK, playtime is over. Turn it off, monkey, OK?
#18
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I only have another week and a half here, and I have completely checked out.
#20
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He's sampling a few things, searching for something that fits him just right.
#23
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Yes, you go to Maple Street, and then take a left, and then you go...
#24
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He was so forgetful, whenever he tried to remember a name, he drew a... "blank".
#25
Recap of Family Guy Season 3 Episode 9 (S03E09) - 26
- This'll bring in a couple of bucks. - Peter, listen.
#26
Recap of Family Guy Season 3 Episode 9 (S03E09) - 27
Wow. Since money's tight, I was gonna suggest that we eat the kids.
#27
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Yes. I'm trying to overcome my fear of swords
#29
Recap of Family Guy Season 3 Episode 9 (S03E09) - 30
Here, Peter. Try one of these.
#30
Recap of Family Guy Season 3 Episode 9 (S03E09) - 31
- I can fly! - Oh, my God!
#31
Recap of Family Guy Season 3 Episode 9 (S03E09) - 32
And from that moment on, I knew someday I wanted to be a knight like him.
#32
Recap of Family Guy Season 3 Episode 9 (S03E09) - 33
Is that the best you got, you pile of crap?
#33
Recap of Family Guy Season 3 Episode 9 (S03E09) - 34
You want to make 16th-century mathematician Johannes Kepler your bitch?
#34
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Agh! Dammit! Look, I'm busy, all right?
#36
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because I'm protected by my impenetrable cereal-box fort. Ha-ha-ha!
#37
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If I'm gonna impress the Black Knight, my lance must be with me at all times.
#38
Recap of Family Guy Season 3 Episode 9 (S03E09) - 39
Oh, thou wishest to feast on the appendage of a humble ovine.
#39
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- What's the problem, BK? - I don't like you.
#42
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Oh, God! I think I just miscarried!
#43
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There you go. All fixed.
#45
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It would be if you didn't remind us all of our grandmother's cleavage.
#46
Recap of Family Guy Season 3 Episode 9 (S03E09) - 47
"Ohh...
#47
Recap of Family Guy Season 3 Episode 9 (S03E09) - 48
The Black Knight's next challenger is Sir Mort Goldman.
#48
Recap of Family Guy Season 3 Episode 9 (S03E09) - 49
Hey, what's your fat ass doing here?
#49
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- Where's he going? - Let him go, kids.
#50