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Season 3  "Road to Europe"  3x20

Aired 17 years ago - Feb 07, 2002

Stewie is addicted to the British hot children's show "Jolly Farm Review" based on Mother Maggie, a benevolent figure who looks after kids on a farm. Brian makes fun of Stewie for watching the show, but Stewie is determined to visit Jolly Farm in England because he thinks he belongs there. He stows away on a British Airways jet, which he assumes is headed for London. Brian tries to drag Stewie off the plane, but before he can, the plane takes off. When the plane lands, they discover that they are in Saudi Arabia are stranded in the middle of a desert with no passports or resources to get out. As luck would have it, Brian and Stewie encounter a Comfort Inn in the middle of nowhere and manage to steal a hot-air balloon to fly home, but the contraption falls apart over Italy, just as the Pope is about to address the masses. Brian wants to head home, but Stewie insists on finding the Jolly Farm in England. When they finally get to England, Stewie runs onto the set of the show. His fantasy is crushed when he encounters only a set full of props and disgruntled people, including Mother Maggie. Meanwhile, Lois and Peter travel to KISS-stock, where Lois embarrasses herself because she doesn't know the lyrics to a KISS song. She redeems herself though when it's revealed that she once hooked up with band leader Gene Simmons!

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Recap of Family Guy Season 3 Episode 20 (S03E20) - 1
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No, with the hole in the left butt cheek from holding it in for two hours
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What's my future, coming from these squalid surroundings?
Recap of Family Guy Season 3 Episode 20 (S03E20) - 4
Do whatever you want. Just don't eat from the candy tree.
Recap of Family Guy Season 3 Episode 20 (S03E20) - 5
Not as painful as a tyre iron upside your head.
Recap of Family Guy Season 3 Episode 20 (S03E20) - 6
"The receipt's on top of my bureau. I'm probably over the 30-day return limit,
Recap of Family Guy Season 3 Episode 20 (S03E20) - 7
but I can never bring myself to throw a button away. "
Recap of Family Guy Season 3 Episode 20 (S03E20) - 8
You know, it might be chilly in London. I'm going to take the sweater. "
Recap of Family Guy Season 3 Episode 20 (S03E20) - 9
Spit-spot, Albert Hall, meat and two veg, Big Ben, Dave Clark Five, pip-pip, cheerio.
Recap of Family Guy Season 3 Episode 20 (S03E20) - 10
- Hot towel? - Yes, thank you.
Recap of Family Guy Season 3 Episode 20 (S03E20) - 11
You know what I hate about flying? The peanuts.
Recap of Family Guy Season 3 Episode 20 (S03E20) - 12
Wow, that's wacky!
Recap of Family Guy Season 3 Episode 20 (S03E20) - 13
Recap of Family Guy Season 3 Episode 20 (S03E20) - 14
Hey, Americans. You like movies?
Recap of Family Guy Season 3 Episode 20 (S03E20) - 15
Recap of Family Guy Season 3 Episode 20 (S03E20) - 16
"You get a stiffie from Phylicia Rashad
Recap of Family Guy Season 3 Episode 20 (S03E20) - 17
"There's not a whole lot that we've got to agree on
Recap of Family Guy Season 3 Episode 20 (S03E20) - 18
- " So awfully different... - " Doo doo doo
Recap of Family Guy Season 3 Episode 20 (S03E20) - 19
"I'd bet money you'll marry a honey
Recap of Family Guy Season 3 Episode 20 (S03E20) - 20
"And you get a kick out of stroking your...
Recap of Family Guy Season 3 Episode 20 (S03E20) - 21
Oh, man, we're screwed. We're lost in the desert.
Recap of Family Guy Season 3 Episode 20 (S03E20) - 22
He drank and stored enough water in his massive hump to slake the thirst of...
Recap of Family Guy Season 3 Episode 20 (S03E20) - 23
- We'll die if we don't. - All right.
Recap of Family Guy Season 3 Episode 20 (S03E20) - 24
Oh, God! I just threw up in his lung!
Recap of Family Guy Season 3 Episode 20 (S03E20) - 25
Recap of Family Guy Season 3 Episode 20 (S03E20) - 26
'76. I don't think anyone knows more about KISS than I do.
Recap of Family Guy Season 3 Episode 20 (S03E20) - 27
New York High School of Music. Their band before KISS?
Recap of Family Guy Season 3 Episode 20 (S03E20) - 28
How in the hell are we gonna get out of here?
Recap of Family Guy Season 3 Episode 20 (S03E20) - 29
- You know what I'm thinking? - Yes.
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"And... something something... all day
Recap of Family Guy Season 3 Episode 20 (S03E20) - 32
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- Pope, the floor is not a hamper. - Man!
Recap of Family Guy Season 3 Episode 20 (S03E20) - 34
I have no intention of returning to that disgusting hovel
Recap of Family Guy Season 3 Episode 20 (S03E20) - 35
Recap of Family Guy Season 3 Episode 20 (S03E20) - 36
I say! Brian, look. Three rows down.
Recap of Family Guy Season 3 Episode 20 (S03E20) - 37
Besides its beautiful historic architecture,
Recap of Family Guy Season 3 Episode 20 (S03E20) - 38
On your left is Munich's first city hall, erected in 15...
Recap of Family Guy Season 3 Episode 20 (S03E20) - 39
I vill hear no more insinuations about Germans! Nothing bad happened!
Recap of Family Guy Season 3 Episode 20 (S03E20) - 40
- Why is everybody glaring at us? - Why, Lois? I'll tell you why.
Recap of Family Guy Season 3 Episode 20 (S03E20) - 41
I wanted to share in all aspects of your life, but I just was never that big a KISS fan.
Recap of Family Guy Season 3 Episode 20 (S03E20) - 42
I'm exhausted. Come on, let's get a coffee.
Recap of Family Guy Season 3 Episode 20 (S03E20) - 43
You are out there, man, in the ether.
Recap of Family Guy Season 3 Episode 20 (S03E20) - 44
Recap of Family Guy Season 3 Episode 20 (S03E20) - 45
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Oh, man! I don't believe it! KISS is here!
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- Do you want me to sign the left or right? - No, no, no. It's Lois. Lois Pewterschmidt.
Recap of Family Guy Season 3 Episode 20 (S03E20) - 48
My Grand Slam was supposed to be with sausage.
Recap of Family Guy Season 3 Episode 20 (S03E20) - 49
I mean Gene, you big rock star. Bye.
Recap of Family Guy Season 3 Episode 20 (S03E20) - 50
- What? - Nothing.

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Recap of Family Guy Season 3 Episode 20 (S03E20) - 2
No, with the hole in the left butt cheek from holding it in for two hours
#2
Recap of Family Guy Season 3 Episode 20 (S03E20) - 3
What's my future, coming from these squalid surroundings?
#3
Recap of Family Guy Season 3 Episode 20 (S03E20) - 4
Do whatever you want. Just don't eat from the candy tree.
#4
Recap of Family Guy Season 3 Episode 20 (S03E20) - 5
Not as painful as a tyre iron upside your head.
#5
Recap of Family Guy Season 3 Episode 20 (S03E20) - 6
"The receipt's on top of my bureau. I'm probably over the 30-day return limit,
#6
Recap of Family Guy Season 3 Episode 20 (S03E20) - 7
but I can never bring myself to throw a button away. "
#7
Recap of Family Guy Season 3 Episode 20 (S03E20) - 8
You know, it might be chilly in London. I'm going to take the sweater. "
#8
Recap of Family Guy Season 3 Episode 20 (S03E20) - 9
Spit-spot, Albert Hall, meat and two veg, Big Ben, Dave Clark Five, pip-pip, cheerio.
#9
Recap of Family Guy Season 3 Episode 20 (S03E20) - 10
- Hot towel? - Yes, thank you.
#10
Recap of Family Guy Season 3 Episode 20 (S03E20) - 11
You know what I hate about flying? The peanuts.
#11
Recap of Family Guy Season 3 Episode 20 (S03E20) - 12
Wow, that's wacky!
#12
Recap of Family Guy Season 3 Episode 20 (S03E20) - 13 #13 Recap of Family Guy Season 3 Episode 20 (S03E20) - 14
Hey, Americans. You like movies?
#14
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"You get a stiffie from Phylicia Rashad
#16
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"There's not a whole lot that we've got to agree on
#17
Recap of Family Guy Season 3 Episode 20 (S03E20) - 18
- " So awfully different... - " Doo doo doo
#18
Recap of Family Guy Season 3 Episode 20 (S03E20) - 19
"I'd bet money you'll marry a honey
#19
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"And you get a kick out of stroking your...
#20
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Oh, man, we're screwed. We're lost in the desert.
#21
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He drank and stored enough water in his massive hump to slake the thirst of...
#22
Recap of Family Guy Season 3 Episode 20 (S03E20) - 23
- We'll die if we don't. - All right.
#23
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Oh, God! I just threw up in his lung!
#24
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'76. I don't think anyone knows more about KISS than I do.
#26
Recap of Family Guy Season 3 Episode 20 (S03E20) - 27
New York High School of Music. Their band before KISS?
#27
Recap of Family Guy Season 3 Episode 20 (S03E20) - 28
How in the hell are we gonna get out of here?
#28
Recap of Family Guy Season 3 Episode 20 (S03E20) - 29
- You know what I'm thinking? - Yes.
#29
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"And... something something... all day
#31
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- Pope, the floor is not a hamper. - Man!
#33
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I have no intention of returning to that disgusting hovel
#34
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I say! Brian, look. Three rows down.
#36
Recap of Family Guy Season 3 Episode 20 (S03E20) - 37
Besides its beautiful historic architecture,
#37
Recap of Family Guy Season 3 Episode 20 (S03E20) - 38
On your left is Munich's first city hall, erected in 15...
#38
Recap of Family Guy Season 3 Episode 20 (S03E20) - 39
I vill hear no more insinuations about Germans! Nothing bad happened!
#39
Recap of Family Guy Season 3 Episode 20 (S03E20) - 40
- Why is everybody glaring at us? - Why, Lois? I'll tell you why.
#40
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I wanted to share in all aspects of your life, but I just was never that big a KISS fan.
#41
Recap of Family Guy Season 3 Episode 20 (S03E20) - 42
I'm exhausted. Come on, let's get a coffee.
#42
Recap of Family Guy Season 3 Episode 20 (S03E20) - 43
You are out there, man, in the ether.
#43
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Oh, man! I don't believe it! KISS is here!
#46
Recap of Family Guy Season 3 Episode 20 (S03E20) - 47
- Do you want me to sign the left or right? - No, no, no. It's Lois. Lois Pewterschmidt.
#47
Recap of Family Guy Season 3 Episode 20 (S03E20) - 48
My Grand Slam was supposed to be with sausage.
#48
Recap of Family Guy Season 3 Episode 20 (S03E20) - 49
I mean Gene, you big rock star. Bye.
#49
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- What? - Nothing.
#50