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Season 3  "Screwed the Pooch"  3x13

Aired 17 years ago - Nov 29, 2001

Peter and Lois go to the Pewterschmidts for the weekend, bringing Brian along. Brian, meanwhile, has some "issues" of his own to work out. Find out if Brian's future is to make puppies or become "less" than he is.

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Recap of Family Guy Season 3 Episode 13 (S03E13) - 1
- What's wrong? - He's speaking in tongues. He's possessed.
Recap of Family Guy Season 3 Episode 13 (S03E13) - 2
It's just a phase. You've gone through a few yourself.
Recap of Family Guy Season 3 Episode 13 (S03E13) - 3
Lois had always been full of energy and life, but lately I had grown aware of her ageing.
Recap of Family Guy Season 3 Episode 13 (S03E13) - 4
"I had to fend for myself with my own two hands
Recap of Family Guy Season 3 Episode 13 (S03E13) - 5
Some player-haters be throwin' salt in my game, grillin' me over my gear.
Recap of Family Guy Season 3 Episode 13 (S03E13) - 6
- I just need to get their attention. - OK. That was much better.
Recap of Family Guy Season 3 Episode 13 (S03E13) - 7
Recap of Family Guy Season 3 Episode 13 (S03E13) - 8
My! So it's that easy to win you over.
Recap of Family Guy Season 3 Episode 13 (S03E13) - 9
because he doesn't know enough about his own.
Recap of Family Guy Season 3 Episode 13 (S03E13) - 10
Dad, I don't wanna be here. I wanna be chillin' with my homeys.
Recap of Family Guy Season 3 Episode 13 (S03E13) - 11
Recap of Family Guy Season 3 Episode 13 (S03E13) - 12
Gentlemen, today we, Ireland's top scientists,
Recap of Family Guy Season 3 Episode 13 (S03E13) - 13
Recap of Family Guy Season 3 Episode 13 (S03E13) - 14
Look, Dad. I found this book on our genealogy.
Recap of Family Guy Season 3 Episode 13 (S03E13) - 15
And his great-grandpa was Thomas Griffin, a great philosopher.
Recap of Family Guy Season 3 Episode 13 (S03E13) - 16
Recap of Family Guy Season 3 Episode 13 (S03E13) - 17
"I was brushing down Lucy, the new colt, when she let out a fart right near my face. "
Recap of Family Guy Season 3 Episode 13 (S03E13) - 18
Now I can wear clothes that actually show off my big butt.
Recap of Family Guy Season 3 Episode 13 (S03E13) - 19
I'm telling you, Juice, she's screwin' around behind your back.
Recap of Family Guy Season 3 Episode 13 (S03E13) - 20
Have yet to discover the secret of their mind-control powers.
Recap of Family Guy Season 3 Episode 13 (S03E13) - 21
- I've found out I have a black ancestor. - Is that right? That's fantastic, Peter.
Recap of Family Guy Season 3 Episode 13 (S03E13) - 22
- Wheelie time! Yee-hah! - Aaargh!
Recap of Family Guy Season 3 Episode 13 (S03E13) - 23
Yeah, that's right. Y'all know that Exxon Valdez thing? That ain't how it happened.
Recap of Family Guy Season 3 Episode 13 (S03E13) - 24
Although I think Connie Chung might've been substituting for him that night.
Recap of Family Guy Season 3 Episode 13 (S03E13) - 25
Oh. Found the emergency exit.
Recap of Family Guy Season 3 Episode 13 (S03E13) - 26
Recap of Family Guy Season 3 Episode 13 (S03E13) - 27
You don't deserve to eat!
Recap of Family Guy Season 3 Episode 13 (S03E13) - 28
The family has become poor white trash since then, so they only gave what they could.
Recap of Family Guy Season 3 Episode 13 (S03E13) - 29
He recently discovered he was black.
Recap of Family Guy Season 3 Episode 13 (S03E13) - 30
Oh! Oh! Hallelujah! Those were happy times!
Recap of Family Guy Season 3 Episode 13 (S03E13) - 31
So before you decide that I don't belong here, remember this: I was there!
Recap of Family Guy Season 3 Episode 13 (S03E13) - 32
Now, Chris, what's the secret to happiness?
Recap of Family Guy Season 3 Episode 13 (S03E13) - 33
Yes. Peter, we hear you're a Negro now.
Recap of Family Guy Season 3 Episode 13 (S03E13) - 34
Now, kids, don't be taken in by the man. Stay black and proud.
Recap of Family Guy Season 3 Episode 13 (S03E13) - 35
Oh, my God!
Recap of Family Guy Season 3 Episode 13 (S03E13) - 36
- Yes, it is. And don't call me "boy"! - Peter! Please, calm down.
Recap of Family Guy Season 3 Episode 13 (S03E13) - 37
Recap of Family Guy Season 3 Episode 13 (S03E13) - 38
Ugh!
Recap of Family Guy Season 3 Episode 13 (S03E13) - 39
Mission objective: Eliminate Cindi and take her place at the top of the pyramid.
Recap of Family Guy Season 3 Episode 13 (S03E13) - 40
Recap of Family Guy Season 3 Episode 13 (S03E13) - 41
Kichwa, we're both sensible men.
Recap of Family Guy Season 3 Episode 13 (S03E13) - 42
I expect you never to mention this ugly business again.
Recap of Family Guy Season 3 Episode 13 (S03E13) - 43
We now go live to the local black man.
Recap of Family Guy Season 3 Episode 13 (S03E13) - 44
Oh, my God! You turned the den into Pee-wee's Playhouse?
Recap of Family Guy Season 3 Episode 13 (S03E13) - 45
- Peter... - Watch this. Watch this. Hey, Jambi!
Recap of Family Guy Season 3 Episode 13 (S03E13) - 46
Recap of Family Guy Season 3 Episode 13 (S03E13) - 47
Recap of Family Guy Season 3 Episode 13 (S03E13) - 48
I shared mine. You, however, have given nothin' back to the community.
Recap of Family Guy Season 3 Episode 13 (S03E13) - 49
Recap of Family Guy Season 3 Episode 13 (S03E13) - 50
Cindi, I'd feel worse about this if you didn't spell your name with that insufferable i.

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Recap of Family Guy Season 3 Episode 13 (S03E13) - 2
It's just a phase. You've gone through a few yourself.
#2
Recap of Family Guy Season 3 Episode 13 (S03E13) - 3
Lois had always been full of energy and life, but lately I had grown aware of her ageing.
#3
Recap of Family Guy Season 3 Episode 13 (S03E13) - 4
"I had to fend for myself with my own two hands
#4
Recap of Family Guy Season 3 Episode 13 (S03E13) - 5
Some player-haters be throwin' salt in my game, grillin' me over my gear.
#5
Recap of Family Guy Season 3 Episode 13 (S03E13) - 6
- I just need to get their attention. - OK. That was much better.
#6
Recap of Family Guy Season 3 Episode 13 (S03E13) - 7 #7 Recap of Family Guy Season 3 Episode 13 (S03E13) - 8
My! So it's that easy to win you over.
#8
Recap of Family Guy Season 3 Episode 13 (S03E13) - 9
because he doesn't know enough about his own.
#9
Recap of Family Guy Season 3 Episode 13 (S03E13) - 10
Dad, I don't wanna be here. I wanna be chillin' with my homeys.
#10
Recap of Family Guy Season 3 Episode 13 (S03E13) - 11 #11 Recap of Family Guy Season 3 Episode 13 (S03E13) - 12
Gentlemen, today we, Ireland's top scientists,
#12
Recap of Family Guy Season 3 Episode 13 (S03E13) - 13 #13 Recap of Family Guy Season 3 Episode 13 (S03E13) - 14
Look, Dad. I found this book on our genealogy.
#14
Recap of Family Guy Season 3 Episode 13 (S03E13) - 15
And his great-grandpa was Thomas Griffin, a great philosopher.
#15
Recap of Family Guy Season 3 Episode 13 (S03E13) - 16 #16 Recap of Family Guy Season 3 Episode 13 (S03E13) - 17
"I was brushing down Lucy, the new colt, when she let out a fart right near my face. "
#17
Recap of Family Guy Season 3 Episode 13 (S03E13) - 18
Now I can wear clothes that actually show off my big butt.
#18
Recap of Family Guy Season 3 Episode 13 (S03E13) - 19
I'm telling you, Juice, she's screwin' around behind your back.
#19
Recap of Family Guy Season 3 Episode 13 (S03E13) - 20
Have yet to discover the secret of their mind-control powers.
#20
Recap of Family Guy Season 3 Episode 13 (S03E13) - 21
- I've found out I have a black ancestor. - Is that right? That's fantastic, Peter.
#21
Recap of Family Guy Season 3 Episode 13 (S03E13) - 22
- Wheelie time! Yee-hah! - Aaargh!
#22
Recap of Family Guy Season 3 Episode 13 (S03E13) - 23
Yeah, that's right. Y'all know that Exxon Valdez thing? That ain't how it happened.
#23
Recap of Family Guy Season 3 Episode 13 (S03E13) - 24
Although I think Connie Chung might've been substituting for him that night.
#24
Recap of Family Guy Season 3 Episode 13 (S03E13) - 25
Oh. Found the emergency exit.
#25
Recap of Family Guy Season 3 Episode 13 (S03E13) - 26 #26 Recap of Family Guy Season 3 Episode 13 (S03E13) - 27
You don't deserve to eat!
#27
Recap of Family Guy Season 3 Episode 13 (S03E13) - 28
The family has become poor white trash since then, so they only gave what they could.
#28
Recap of Family Guy Season 3 Episode 13 (S03E13) - 29
He recently discovered he was black.
#29
Recap of Family Guy Season 3 Episode 13 (S03E13) - 30
Oh! Oh! Hallelujah! Those were happy times!
#30
Recap of Family Guy Season 3 Episode 13 (S03E13) - 31
So before you decide that I don't belong here, remember this: I was there!
#31
Recap of Family Guy Season 3 Episode 13 (S03E13) - 32
Now, Chris, what's the secret to happiness?
#32
Recap of Family Guy Season 3 Episode 13 (S03E13) - 33
Yes. Peter, we hear you're a Negro now.
#33
Recap of Family Guy Season 3 Episode 13 (S03E13) - 34
Now, kids, don't be taken in by the man. Stay black and proud.
#34
Recap of Family Guy Season 3 Episode 13 (S03E13) - 35
Oh, my God!
#35
Recap of Family Guy Season 3 Episode 13 (S03E13) - 36
- Yes, it is. And don't call me "boy"! - Peter! Please, calm down.
#36
Recap of Family Guy Season 3 Episode 13 (S03E13) - 37 #37 Recap of Family Guy Season 3 Episode 13 (S03E13) - 38
Ugh!
#38
Recap of Family Guy Season 3 Episode 13 (S03E13) - 39
Mission objective: Eliminate Cindi and take her place at the top of the pyramid.
#39
Recap of Family Guy Season 3 Episode 13 (S03E13) - 40 #40 Recap of Family Guy Season 3 Episode 13 (S03E13) - 41
Kichwa, we're both sensible men.
#41
Recap of Family Guy Season 3 Episode 13 (S03E13) - 42
I expect you never to mention this ugly business again.
#42
Recap of Family Guy Season 3 Episode 13 (S03E13) - 43
We now go live to the local black man.
#43
Recap of Family Guy Season 3 Episode 13 (S03E13) - 44
Oh, my God! You turned the den into Pee-wee's Playhouse?
#44
Recap of Family Guy Season 3 Episode 13 (S03E13) - 45
- Peter... - Watch this. Watch this. Hey, Jambi!
#45
Recap of Family Guy Season 3 Episode 13 (S03E13) - 46 #46 Recap of Family Guy Season 3 Episode 13 (S03E13) - 47 #47 Recap of Family Guy Season 3 Episode 13 (S03E13) - 48
I shared mine. You, however, have given nothin' back to the community.
#48
Recap of Family Guy Season 3 Episode 13 (S03E13) - 49 #49 Recap of Family Guy Season 3 Episode 13 (S03E13) - 50
Cindi, I'd feel worse about this if you didn't spell your name with that insufferable i.
#50