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Season 3  "A Very Special Family Guy Freakin' Christmas"  3x16

Aired 17 years ago - Dec 21, 2001

Christmas comes to Quahog! While Lois attempt to make the holidays perfect for the Griffin family, Peter messes it up. Meanwhile, Stewie learns of Santa Claus’ ability to keep 24-hour surveillance on all the world’s children.

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Recap of Family Guy Season 3 Episode 16 (S03E16) - 1
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"How does his pee-pee work, Mommy?" I've got news for you, Becky. Not so well!
Recap of Family Guy Season 3 Episode 16 (S03E16) - 3
- Hi, Peter. - Hi, I'm Prancer.
Recap of Family Guy Season 3 Episode 16 (S03E16) - 4
Recap of Family Guy Season 3 Episode 16 (S03E16) - 5
Ha! That's a good one, Joe. Way to get into the spirit.
Recap of Family Guy Season 3 Episode 16 (S03E16) - 6
I'd stroll you to a lake and hold you under until the bubbles stopped!
Recap of Family Guy Season 3 Episode 16 (S03E16) - 7
I almost caught him last year. But he's magic!
Recap of Family Guy Season 3 Episode 16 (S03E16) - 8
Recap of Family Guy Season 3 Episode 16 (S03E16) - 9
Whoa. Whoa! Aagh!
Recap of Family Guy Season 3 Episode 16 (S03E16) - 10
Sounds like somebody's got a humbug up his butt.
Recap of Family Guy Season 3 Episode 16 (S03E16) - 11
You!
Recap of Family Guy Season 3 Episode 16 (S03E16) - 12
Excellent, Stewie.
Recap of Family Guy Season 3 Episode 16 (S03E16) - 13
All right, where's the wire? Show yourself, Claus!
Recap of Family Guy Season 3 Episode 16 (S03E16) - 14
Shouldn't you have your sweater on?
Recap of Family Guy Season 3 Episode 16 (S03E16) - 15
Recap of Family Guy Season 3 Episode 16 (S03E16) - 16
- They had a meeting about it last night. - Why wasn't I told?
Recap of Family Guy Season 3 Episode 16 (S03E16) - 17
Yep. Now here's the plan: You'll enter through the air conditioning duct here.
Recap of Family Guy Season 3 Episode 16 (S03E16) - 18
So you understand, all these gifts were supposed to be for my family.
Recap of Family Guy Season 3 Episode 16 (S03E16) - 19
It's my sexbox! And her name is Sony.
Recap of Family Guy Season 3 Episode 16 (S03E16) - 20
I am a bit irritated that I have to shop again. But at least some good came out of it.
Recap of Family Guy Season 3 Episode 16 (S03E16) - 21
- To the Kisscopter! - Yay!
Recap of Family Guy Season 3 Episode 16 (S03E16) - 22
- Brian, can you turn the oven off at three? - No problem.
Recap of Family Guy Season 3 Episode 16 (S03E16) - 23
Recap of Family Guy Season 3 Episode 16 (S03E16) - 24
Kids, why don't you take Stewie to see Santa?
Recap of Family Guy Season 3 Episode 16 (S03E16) - 25
Recap of Family Guy Season 3 Episode 16 (S03E16) - 26
Recap of Family Guy Season 3 Episode 16 (S03E16) - 27
- It's working! - Santa, be careful!
Recap of Family Guy Season 3 Episode 16 (S03E16) - 28
Recap of Family Guy Season 3 Episode 16 (S03E16) - 29
Ho, ho, ho. And what can I bring you this year?
Recap of Family Guy Season 3 Episode 16 (S03E16) - 30
OK, wrap it up, kid.
Recap of Family Guy Season 3 Episode 16 (S03E16) - 31
Recap of Family Guy Season 3 Episode 16 (S03E16) - 32
Recap of Family Guy Season 3 Episode 16 (S03E16) - 33
Recap of Family Guy Season 3 Episode 16 (S03E16) - 34
That's it? Fish food? That's your ace in the hole?
Recap of Family Guy Season 3 Episode 16 (S03E16) - 35
Recap of Family Guy Season 3 Episode 16 (S03E16) - 36
Gold? I thought we agreed on a $5 limit here.
Recap of Family Guy Season 3 Episode 16 (S03E16) - 37
Recap of Family Guy Season 3 Episode 16 (S03E16) - 38
Someone who cares enough about physical comedy to put his family at serious risk.
Recap of Family Guy Season 3 Episode 16 (S03E16) - 39
Jeez, kids. I was this close to losing it. But your mom's right.
Recap of Family Guy Season 3 Episode 16 (S03E16) - 40
Recap of Family Guy Season 3 Episode 16 (S03E16) - 41
and while you're at it, you can all ride a one-horse open sleigh to hell!
Recap of Family Guy Season 3 Episode 16 (S03E16) - 42
Clarence, I wanna live again! I wanna live again!
Recap of Family Guy Season 3 Episode 16 (S03E16) - 43
- What the hell is her problem? - Frosty, let it go!
Recap of Family Guy Season 3 Episode 16 (S03E16) - 44
Ah! Ow! What the...?
Recap of Family Guy Season 3 Episode 16 (S03E16) - 45
If this is the way she's gonna act at Christmas, do we even want her back?
Recap of Family Guy Season 3 Episode 16 (S03E16) - 46
- The pageant means so much to her. - Where do you think she is?
Recap of Family Guy Season 3 Episode 16 (S03E16) - 47
Hi, Lois! Do we look like ants down here?
Recap of Family Guy Season 3 Episode 16 (S03E16) - 48
Maybe if she sees the pageant, it'll bring her around.
Recap of Family Guy Season 3 Episode 16 (S03E16) - 49
when the ghost of Jesus rises from the grave to feed on the flesh of the living.
Recap of Family Guy Season 3 Episode 16 (S03E16) - 50
I am the Virgin Mary. That's my story and I'm sticking to it.

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Recap of Family Guy Season 3 Episode 16 (S03E16) - 2
"How does his pee-pee work, Mommy?" I've got news for you, Becky. Not so well!
#2
Recap of Family Guy Season 3 Episode 16 (S03E16) - 3
- Hi, Peter. - Hi, I'm Prancer.
#3
Recap of Family Guy Season 3 Episode 16 (S03E16) - 4 #4 Recap of Family Guy Season 3 Episode 16 (S03E16) - 5
Ha! That's a good one, Joe. Way to get into the spirit.
#5
Recap of Family Guy Season 3 Episode 16 (S03E16) - 6
I'd stroll you to a lake and hold you under until the bubbles stopped!
#6
Recap of Family Guy Season 3 Episode 16 (S03E16) - 7
I almost caught him last year. But he's magic!
#7
Recap of Family Guy Season 3 Episode 16 (S03E16) - 8 #8 Recap of Family Guy Season 3 Episode 16 (S03E16) - 9
Whoa. Whoa! Aagh!
#9
Recap of Family Guy Season 3 Episode 16 (S03E16) - 10
Sounds like somebody's got a humbug up his butt.
#10
Recap of Family Guy Season 3 Episode 16 (S03E16) - 11
You!
#11
Recap of Family Guy Season 3 Episode 16 (S03E16) - 12
Excellent, Stewie.
#12
Recap of Family Guy Season 3 Episode 16 (S03E16) - 13
All right, where's the wire? Show yourself, Claus!
#13
Recap of Family Guy Season 3 Episode 16 (S03E16) - 14
Shouldn't you have your sweater on?
#14
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- They had a meeting about it last night. - Why wasn't I told?
#16
Recap of Family Guy Season 3 Episode 16 (S03E16) - 17
Yep. Now here's the plan: You'll enter through the air conditioning duct here.
#17
Recap of Family Guy Season 3 Episode 16 (S03E16) - 18
So you understand, all these gifts were supposed to be for my family.
#18
Recap of Family Guy Season 3 Episode 16 (S03E16) - 19
It's my sexbox! And her name is Sony.
#19
Recap of Family Guy Season 3 Episode 16 (S03E16) - 20
I am a bit irritated that I have to shop again. But at least some good came out of it.
#20
Recap of Family Guy Season 3 Episode 16 (S03E16) - 21
- To the Kisscopter! - Yay!
#21
Recap of Family Guy Season 3 Episode 16 (S03E16) - 22
- Brian, can you turn the oven off at three? - No problem.
#22
Recap of Family Guy Season 3 Episode 16 (S03E16) - 23 #23 Recap of Family Guy Season 3 Episode 16 (S03E16) - 24
Kids, why don't you take Stewie to see Santa?
#24
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- It's working! - Santa, be careful!
#27
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Ho, ho, ho. And what can I bring you this year?
#29
Recap of Family Guy Season 3 Episode 16 (S03E16) - 30
OK, wrap it up, kid.
#30
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That's it? Fish food? That's your ace in the hole?
#34
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Gold? I thought we agreed on a $5 limit here.
#36
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Someone who cares enough about physical comedy to put his family at serious risk.
#38
Recap of Family Guy Season 3 Episode 16 (S03E16) - 39
Jeez, kids. I was this close to losing it. But your mom's right.
#39
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and while you're at it, you can all ride a one-horse open sleigh to hell!
#41
Recap of Family Guy Season 3 Episode 16 (S03E16) - 42
Clarence, I wanna live again! I wanna live again!
#42
Recap of Family Guy Season 3 Episode 16 (S03E16) - 43
- What the hell is her problem? - Frosty, let it go!
#43
Recap of Family Guy Season 3 Episode 16 (S03E16) - 44
Ah! Ow! What the...?
#44
Recap of Family Guy Season 3 Episode 16 (S03E16) - 45
If this is the way she's gonna act at Christmas, do we even want her back?
#45
Recap of Family Guy Season 3 Episode 16 (S03E16) - 46
- The pageant means so much to her. - Where do you think she is?
#46
Recap of Family Guy Season 3 Episode 16 (S03E16) - 47
Hi, Lois! Do we look like ants down here?
#47
Recap of Family Guy Season 3 Episode 16 (S03E16) - 48
Maybe if she sees the pageant, it'll bring her around.
#48
Recap of Family Guy Season 3 Episode 16 (S03E16) - 49
when the ghost of Jesus rises from the grave to feed on the flesh of the living.
#49
Recap of Family Guy Season 3 Episode 16 (S03E16) - 50
I am the Virgin Mary. That's my story and I'm sticking to it.
#50