S4 E1
Status
Continuing
Next episode
2 months ago
Airs
Sundays 9:30 PM on FOX

Season 4  "North by North Quahog"  4x1

Aired 16 years ago - May 01, 2005

Peter and Lois decide to go on a second honeymoon. But when Peter crashes the car, he decides to pose as Mel Gibson to stay in his fancy hotel suite, where they find a copy of a "The Passion of the Christ" sequel. They attempt to destroy the film and end up being chased by two priests who went to retrieve the film.

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Recap of Family Guy Season 4 Episode 1 (S04E01) - 1
I mean, I don't really know that much about any kinky stuff.
Recap of Family Guy Season 4 Episode 1 (S04E01) - 2
I mean, our honeymoon. So much rug burn!
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Recap of Family Guy Season 4 Episode 1 (S04E01) - 4
I'll take good care of them, lois. You guys have a good time.
Recap of Family Guy Season 4 Episode 1 (S04E01) - 5
- I said, I'm not going to change you. - You can't be serious.
Recap of Family Guy Season 4 Episode 1 (S04E01) - 6
What good is mining nose gold if I can't share it with the townspeople?
Recap of Family Guy Season 4 Episode 1 (S04E01) - 7
Recap of Family Guy Season 4 Episode 1 (S04E01) - 8
Recap of Family Guy Season 4 Episode 1 (S04E01) - 9
Gross. Hey, why don't you go back to sleep?
Recap of Family Guy Season 4 Episode 1 (S04E01) - 10
Recap of Family Guy Season 4 Episode 1 (S04E01) - 11
He's gonna do it! He's so ridiculous.
Recap of Family Guy Season 4 Episode 1 (S04E01) - 12
Oh, my God! You got to pay attention to the road. We could have been killed!
Recap of Family Guy Season 4 Episode 1 (S04E01) - 13
Recap of Family Guy Season 4 Episode 1 (S04E01) - 14
Their vision is based on movement.
Recap of Family Guy Season 4 Episode 1 (S04E01) - 15
That show only furthers the stereotype that George lopez is funny.
Recap of Family Guy Season 4 Episode 1 (S04E01) - 16
You two better settle down.
Recap of Family Guy Season 4 Episode 1 (S04E01) - 17
look, you kids are obviously in need of some type of activity.
Recap of Family Guy Season 4 Episode 1 (S04E01) - 18
"Mananananana-" Hang on.
Recap of Family Guy Season 4 Episode 1 (S04E01) - 19
Or is he? let's read on.
Recap of Family Guy Season 4 Episode 1 (S04E01) - 20
Besides, I know how to deaI with children, unlike Mr. Geppetto.
Recap of Family Guy Season 4 Episode 1 (S04E01) - 21
Are you sure you took it? Because I'd believe you if you said you didn't.
Recap of Family Guy Season 4 Episode 1 (S04E01) - 22
look, Peter, this second honeymoon was a nice thought...
Recap of Family Guy Season 4 Episode 1 (S04E01) - 23
of Manhattan's newest luxury hotel,
Recap of Family Guy Season 4 Episode 1 (S04E01) - 24
Such as Christianity enthusiast Mel Gibson, who has his own room...
Recap of Family Guy Season 4 Episode 1 (S04E01) - 25
lois, quick question. Do we have any TylenoI?
Recap of Family Guy Season 4 Episode 1 (S04E01) - 26
You don't want to hurt yourself dancing.
Recap of Family Guy Season 4 Episode 1 (S04E01) - 27
Recap of Family Guy Season 4 Episode 1 (S04E01) - 28
- Now we know. - And knowing is half the battle.
Recap of Family Guy Season 4 Episode 1 (S04E01) - 29
Recap of Family Guy Season 4 Episode 1 (S04E01) - 30
- from the English. - Holy mackereI!
Recap of Family Guy Season 4 Episode 1 (S04E01) - 31
Recap of Family Guy Season 4 Episode 1 (S04E01) - 32
Come on. That sucks!
Recap of Family Guy Season 4 Episode 1 (S04E01) - 33
I got hit by a baseball!
Recap of Family Guy Season 4 Episode 1 (S04E01) - 34
You don't find me attractive anymore.
Recap of Family Guy Season 4 Episode 1 (S04E01) - 35
Recap of Family Guy Season 4 Episode 1 (S04E01) - 36
I don't think so.
Recap of Family Guy Season 4 Episode 1 (S04E01) - 37
where I'm only attracted to handsome men.
Recap of Family Guy Season 4 Episode 1 (S04E01) - 38
And it's healthy for us, too. Oh, God! It's starting already!
Recap of Family Guy Season 4 Episode 1 (S04E01) - 39
Recap of Family Guy Season 4 Episode 1 (S04E01) - 40
That's what my ex-wife said,
Recap of Family Guy Season 4 Episode 1 (S04E01) - 41
Passion of the Christ 2:
Recap of Family Guy Season 4 Episode 1 (S04E01) - 42
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Recap of Family Guy Season 4 Episode 1 (S04E01) - 44
To save the world another two hours of torture.
Recap of Family Guy Season 4 Episode 1 (S04E01) - 45
There he goes now.
Recap of Family Guy Season 4 Episode 1 (S04E01) - 46
Recap of Family Guy Season 4 Episode 1 (S04E01) - 47
Recap of Family Guy Season 4 Episode 1 (S04E01) - 48
- How many times have I done this before? - All right, but be careful.
Recap of Family Guy Season 4 Episode 1 (S04E01) - 49
Recap of Family Guy Season 4 Episode 1 (S04E01) - 50
Shut up! I am always so polite.
Recap of Family Guy Season 4 Episode 1 (S04E01) - 51
- Go to hell, Tom. - Already there, hon.
Recap of Family Guy Season 4 Episode 1 (S04E01) - 52
Recap of Family Guy Season 4 Episode 1 (S04E01) - 53
- This is what Benji would do. - Stop doing that in my carpet!
Recap of Family Guy Season 4 Episode 1 (S04E01) - 54
- Oh, my God! That's a great idea. - Yeah, thought you'd like that.
Recap of Family Guy Season 4 Episode 1 (S04E01) - 55
Recap of Family Guy Season 4 Episode 1 (S04E01) - 56
Well, that may be. But what we're all forgetting is...
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Recap of Family Guy Season 4 Episode 1 (S04E01) - 58
Recap of Family Guy Season 4 Episode 1 (S04E01) - 59
Don't take this personally, Mrs. Griffin. I'm doing this because I have to.
Recap of Family Guy Season 4 Episode 1 (S04E01) - 60
Where's the fllm?

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I mean, our honeymoon. So much rug burn!
#2
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I'll take good care of them, lois. You guys have a good time.
#4
Recap of Family Guy Season 4 Episode 1 (S04E01) - 5
- I said, I'm not going to change you. - You can't be serious.
#5
Recap of Family Guy Season 4 Episode 1 (S04E01) - 6
What good is mining nose gold if I can't share it with the townspeople?
#6
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Gross. Hey, why don't you go back to sleep?
#9
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He's gonna do it! He's so ridiculous.
#11
Recap of Family Guy Season 4 Episode 1 (S04E01) - 12
Oh, my God! You got to pay attention to the road. We could have been killed!
#12
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Their vision is based on movement.
#14
Recap of Family Guy Season 4 Episode 1 (S04E01) - 15
That show only furthers the stereotype that George lopez is funny.
#15
Recap of Family Guy Season 4 Episode 1 (S04E01) - 16
You two better settle down.
#16
Recap of Family Guy Season 4 Episode 1 (S04E01) - 17
look, you kids are obviously in need of some type of activity.
#17
Recap of Family Guy Season 4 Episode 1 (S04E01) - 18
"Mananananana-" Hang on.
#18
Recap of Family Guy Season 4 Episode 1 (S04E01) - 19
Or is he? let's read on.
#19
Recap of Family Guy Season 4 Episode 1 (S04E01) - 20
Besides, I know how to deaI with children, unlike Mr. Geppetto.
#20
Recap of Family Guy Season 4 Episode 1 (S04E01) - 21
Are you sure you took it? Because I'd believe you if you said you didn't.
#21
Recap of Family Guy Season 4 Episode 1 (S04E01) - 22
look, Peter, this second honeymoon was a nice thought...
#22
Recap of Family Guy Season 4 Episode 1 (S04E01) - 23
of Manhattan's newest luxury hotel,
#23
Recap of Family Guy Season 4 Episode 1 (S04E01) - 24
Such as Christianity enthusiast Mel Gibson, who has his own room...
#24
Recap of Family Guy Season 4 Episode 1 (S04E01) - 25
lois, quick question. Do we have any TylenoI?
#25
Recap of Family Guy Season 4 Episode 1 (S04E01) - 26
You don't want to hurt yourself dancing.
#26
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- Now we know. - And knowing is half the battle.
#28
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- from the English. - Holy mackereI!
#30
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Come on. That sucks!
#32
Recap of Family Guy Season 4 Episode 1 (S04E01) - 33
I got hit by a baseball!
#33
Recap of Family Guy Season 4 Episode 1 (S04E01) - 34
You don't find me attractive anymore.
#34
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I don't think so.
#36
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where I'm only attracted to handsome men.
#37
Recap of Family Guy Season 4 Episode 1 (S04E01) - 38
And it's healthy for us, too. Oh, God! It's starting already!
#38
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That's what my ex-wife said,
#40
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Passion of the Christ 2:
#41
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To save the world another two hours of torture.
#44
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There he goes now.
#45
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- How many times have I done this before? - All right, but be careful.
#48
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Shut up! I am always so polite.
#50
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- Go to hell, Tom. - Already there, hon.
#51
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- This is what Benji would do. - Stop doing that in my carpet!
#53
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- Oh, my God! That's a great idea. - Yeah, thought you'd like that.
#54
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Well, that may be. But what we're all forgetting is...
#56
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Don't take this personally, Mrs. Griffin. I'm doing this because I have to.
#59
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Where's the fllm?
#60