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Season 3  "Iron Guts Kelly"  3x4

Aired 47 years ago - Oct 01, 1974

General 'Iron Guts' Kelly arrives for an inspection, and ends up dying in Margaret's tent. Hawkeye and Trapper help the General's aide smuggle him out of camp. The next day he is reported killed at the front, as that is where he would have wanted to die.

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Recap of M*A*S*H Season 3 Episode 4 (S03E04) - 1
Thank you, General. That's mighty nice.
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 3 Episode 4 (S03E04) - 2
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 3 Episode 4 (S03E04) - 3
Give me some suction here, Mr. Kwang.
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 3 Episode 4 (S03E04) - 4
- Try to look busy for the general. - Bleed at attention, please.
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 3 Episode 4 (S03E04) - 5
What seems to be wrong with this soldier?
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 3 Episode 4 (S03E04) - 6
And what medical unit would be complete...
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 3 Episode 4 (S03E04) - 7
That's all right. Likewise, I'm sure.
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 3 Episode 4 (S03E04) - 8
and I'll have what the general and colonel are having.
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 3 Episode 4 (S03E04) - 9
- Thank you. - [Coughing]
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 3 Episode 4 (S03E04) - 10
Oh, I'm sorry, General. I got it all brass-backwards.
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 3 Episode 4 (S03E04) - 11
General, I wonder if I might take a snapshot for my scrapbook.
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 3 Episode 4 (S03E04) - 12
- Oh! Your gun is digging into my thigh. - Lucky gun.
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 3 Episode 4 (S03E04) - 13
Give it a good going-over. Take your time, a couple ofhours at least.
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 3 Episode 4 (S03E04) - 14
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 3 Episode 4 (S03E04) - 15
Oh, that won't be necessary.
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 3 Episode 4 (S03E04) - 16
General. Major.
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 3 Episode 4 (S03E04) - 17
I need your help. I'm in trouble. Terrible trouble.
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 3 Episode 4 (S03E04) - 18
[Man] Hey, Doc.
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 3 Episode 4 (S03E04) - 19
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 3 Episode 4 (S03E04) - 20
- Did you try to resuscitate him? - How do you think he died?
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 3 Episode 4 (S03E04) - 21
I've got a terrible headache.
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 3 Episode 4 (S03E04) - 22
- What's going on? - Nothing's going on, Frank. I just couldn't sleep.
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 3 Episode 4 (S03E04) - 23
- Come again, Frank. - Good night, Frank.
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 3 Episode 4 (S03E04) - 24
To the V.I.P. Tent.
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 3 Episode 4 (S03E04) - 25
Okay. Come on.
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 3 Episode 4 (S03E04) - 26
- He's dead. - Dead? What...
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 3 Episode 4 (S03E04) - 27
- Um... - We'd rather not say.
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 3 Episode 4 (S03E04) - 28
until that one shell with his name on it caught up with him.
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 3 Episode 4 (S03E04) - 29
but it's got to appear as though he died more meaningfully.
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 3 Episode 4 (S03E04) - 30
- That's different. - Then we refuse.
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 3 Episode 4 (S03E04) - 31
You know where we can hire 500 Indians and a wagon train?
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 3 Episode 4 (S03E04) - 32
We'll be the ones with our hands on the Bible.
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 3 Episode 4 (S03E04) - 33
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 3 Episode 4 (S03E04) - 34
Let's get on the stick.
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 3 Episode 4 (S03E04) - 35
Uh, Eighth Army, 73rd Artillery, "G" Sector?
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 3 Episode 4 (S03E04) - 36
- It's not for me. It's for the general. - Oh.
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 3 Episode 4 (S03E04) - 37
Yeah? Uh, oh, right.
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 3 Episode 4 (S03E04) - 38
Well, call around. This is a war.
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 3 Episode 4 (S03E04) - 39
- We once took a cadaver to a football game. - You're kidding.
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 3 Episode 4 (S03E04) - 40
What do you mean, "Me who?" When I say "It's me"? How many me's do you know?
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 3 Episode 4 (S03E04) - 41
- I saw them. - They're not here.
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 3 Episode 4 (S03E04) - 42
A dead body. Now, that's not their job.
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 3 Episode 4 (S03E04) - 43
- Margaret, what is this? - What is this? What this?
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 3 Episode 4 (S03E04) - 44
Frank, my headache is leaking out of my ears.
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 3 Episode 4 (S03E04) - 45
so he asked if he could come over and look at mine.
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 3 Episode 4 (S03E04) - 46
longitude 70, latitude 27.
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 3 Episode 4 (S03E04) - 47
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 3 Episode 4 (S03E04) - 48
Well, it just pulled out. We thought you took it.
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 3 Episode 4 (S03E04) - 49
You can't do that. That's restraint of trade.
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 3 Episode 4 (S03E04) - 50
You vixen.

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Recap of M*A*S*H Season 3 Episode 4 (S03E04) - 2 #2 Recap of M*A*S*H Season 3 Episode 4 (S03E04) - 3
Give me some suction here, Mr. Kwang.
#3
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 3 Episode 4 (S03E04) - 4
- Try to look busy for the general. - Bleed at attention, please.
#4
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 3 Episode 4 (S03E04) - 5
What seems to be wrong with this soldier?
#5
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 3 Episode 4 (S03E04) - 6
And what medical unit would be complete...
#6
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 3 Episode 4 (S03E04) - 7
That's all right. Likewise, I'm sure.
#7
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 3 Episode 4 (S03E04) - 8
and I'll have what the general and colonel are having.
#8
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 3 Episode 4 (S03E04) - 9
- Thank you. - [Coughing]
#9
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 3 Episode 4 (S03E04) - 10
Oh, I'm sorry, General. I got it all brass-backwards.
#10
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 3 Episode 4 (S03E04) - 11
General, I wonder if I might take a snapshot for my scrapbook.
#11
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 3 Episode 4 (S03E04) - 12
- Oh! Your gun is digging into my thigh. - Lucky gun.
#12
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 3 Episode 4 (S03E04) - 13
Give it a good going-over. Take your time, a couple ofhours at least.
#13
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 3 Episode 4 (S03E04) - 14 #14 Recap of M*A*S*H Season 3 Episode 4 (S03E04) - 15
Oh, that won't be necessary.
#15
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 3 Episode 4 (S03E04) - 16
General. Major.
#16
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 3 Episode 4 (S03E04) - 17
I need your help. I'm in trouble. Terrible trouble.
#17
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 3 Episode 4 (S03E04) - 18
[Man] Hey, Doc.
#18
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 3 Episode 4 (S03E04) - 19 #19 Recap of M*A*S*H Season 3 Episode 4 (S03E04) - 20
- Did you try to resuscitate him? - How do you think he died?
#20
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 3 Episode 4 (S03E04) - 21
I've got a terrible headache.
#21
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 3 Episode 4 (S03E04) - 22
- What's going on? - Nothing's going on, Frank. I just couldn't sleep.
#22
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 3 Episode 4 (S03E04) - 23
- Come again, Frank. - Good night, Frank.
#23
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 3 Episode 4 (S03E04) - 24
To the V.I.P. Tent.
#24
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 3 Episode 4 (S03E04) - 25
Okay. Come on.
#25
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 3 Episode 4 (S03E04) - 26
- He's dead. - Dead? What...
#26
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 3 Episode 4 (S03E04) - 27
- Um... - We'd rather not say.
#27
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 3 Episode 4 (S03E04) - 28
until that one shell with his name on it caught up with him.
#28
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 3 Episode 4 (S03E04) - 29
but it's got to appear as though he died more meaningfully.
#29
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 3 Episode 4 (S03E04) - 30
- That's different. - Then we refuse.
#30
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 3 Episode 4 (S03E04) - 31
You know where we can hire 500 Indians and a wagon train?
#31
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 3 Episode 4 (S03E04) - 32
We'll be the ones with our hands on the Bible.
#32
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 3 Episode 4 (S03E04) - 33 #33 Recap of M*A*S*H Season 3 Episode 4 (S03E04) - 34
Let's get on the stick.
#34
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 3 Episode 4 (S03E04) - 35
Uh, Eighth Army, 73rd Artillery, "G" Sector?
#35
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 3 Episode 4 (S03E04) - 36
- It's not for me. It's for the general. - Oh.
#36
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 3 Episode 4 (S03E04) - 37
Yeah? Uh, oh, right.
#37
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 3 Episode 4 (S03E04) - 38
Well, call around. This is a war.
#38
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 3 Episode 4 (S03E04) - 39
- We once took a cadaver to a football game. - You're kidding.
#39
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 3 Episode 4 (S03E04) - 40
What do you mean, "Me who?" When I say "It's me"? How many me's do you know?
#40
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 3 Episode 4 (S03E04) - 41
- I saw them. - They're not here.
#41
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 3 Episode 4 (S03E04) - 42
A dead body. Now, that's not their job.
#42
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 3 Episode 4 (S03E04) - 43
- Margaret, what is this? - What is this? What this?
#43
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 3 Episode 4 (S03E04) - 44
Frank, my headache is leaking out of my ears.
#44
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 3 Episode 4 (S03E04) - 45
so he asked if he could come over and look at mine.
#45
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 3 Episode 4 (S03E04) - 46
longitude 70, latitude 27.
#46
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 3 Episode 4 (S03E04) - 47 #47 Recap of M*A*S*H Season 3 Episode 4 (S03E04) - 48
Well, it just pulled out. We thought you took it.
#48
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 3 Episode 4 (S03E04) - 49
You can't do that. That's restraint of trade.
#49
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 3 Episode 4 (S03E04) - 50
You vixen.
#50