S3 E12
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Season 3  "A Full Rich Day"  3x12

Aired 47 years ago - Dec 03, 1974

Hawkeye records a letter to his dad, detailing the exploits of a mad Turkish soldier who calls Hawkeye a "damn good Joe," the unfortunate loss of the corpse of a Luxembourg soldier (who turns out not to be dead), Lt. Henri-Batiste LeClerc, and of a gun-happy officer.

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Recap of M*A*S*H Season 3 Episode 12 (S03E12) - 1
- What about him? - Leave him. He can wait.
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[Shouting In Foreign Language]
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- [Shouts] - Right.
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- I'm sorry, Major. - What happened to saluting, Corporal?
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I'd appreciate some help right now.
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 3 Episode 12 (S03E12) - 7
Now.
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 3 Episode 12 (S03E12) - 8
Just stay right here and keep an eye on this man.
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 3 Episode 12 (S03E12) - 9
Only surgical personnel can go in there, sir.
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 3 Episode 12 (S03E12) - 10
I tell you, he threatened me with a gun!
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 3 Episode 12 (S03E12) - 11
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 3 Episode 12 (S03E12) - 12
And he's gonna get top priority, right?
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 3 Episode 12 (S03E12) - 13
Meanwhile, your friend will be looked at by Colonel Blake and Major Chicken Lover.
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 3 Episode 12 (S03E12) - 14
Oh, good for you. The country's littered with butts as it is.
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 3 Episode 12 (S03E12) - 15
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 3 Episode 12 (S03E12) - 16
the war's not some big geopolitical conflict between nations and ideologies.
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 3 Episode 12 (S03E12) - 17
We're up to our bottoms in other people's bottoms here.
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 3 Episode 12 (S03E12) - 18
Yeah. I sure can see what you mean.
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 3 Episode 12 (S03E12) - 19
We wouldn't want his credit card to go off.
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 3 Episode 12 (S03E12) - 20
Oh, for Pete's sake.
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- Why don't we all go to Berlitz and find out? - He's your patient! Get him!
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- Mayday! - 99, 98...
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All of us: The kids, the dog...
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[Radar] Right in here, sir.
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One of my men, Lt. Henri Batiste LeClerq...
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Oh? Oh, I'm sorry.
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 3 Episode 12 (S03E12) - 27
that I recover the body for appropriate military honors.
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 3 Episode 12 (S03E12) - 28
I will not leave here without him.
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 3 Episode 12 (S03E12) - 29
suggesting the war be declared a draw.
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 3 Episode 12 (S03E12) - 30
Uh, five parts gin and one moment's silence for the vermouth.
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 3 Episode 12 (S03E12) - 31
Okay. Clamp.
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- How can you tell? - I'll get your bag.
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Recap of M*A*S*H Season 3 Episode 12 (S03E12) - 34
Well, they're certainly gonna get my Christmas card business.
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 3 Episode 12 (S03E12) - 35
Whatever it is, I love it.
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 3 Episode 12 (S03E12) - 36
I think he just wants to get back to his outfit so he can kill more Chinese.
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- [Smith] What did he do? - Nothing! Mm!
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 3 Episode 12 (S03E12) - 40
Boy, you guys at the front... You think you own the war.
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 3 Episode 12 (S03E12) - 41
Yeah, Klinger: Mine.
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 3 Episode 12 (S03E12) - 42
And you jeep him out of camp, but you won't get more than half a mile...
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- Frank, would you do me a favor? - Sure.
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maybe we could perform a brief ceremony honoring his loss.
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 3 Episode 12 (S03E12) - 46
So you can knock off the heroics and drop the fowling piece.
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 3 Episode 12 (S03E12) - 47
Corpsman!
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 3 Episode 12 (S03E12) - 48
Lost but not least...
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##[Piano Continues]
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Recap of M*A*S*H Season 3 Episode 12 (S03E12) - 2
[Shouting In Foreign Language]
#2
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- [Shouts] - Right.
#3
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 3 Episode 12 (S03E12) - 4
- I'm sorry, Major. - What happened to saluting, Corporal?
#4
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I'd appreciate some help right now.
#6
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 3 Episode 12 (S03E12) - 7
Now.
#7
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 3 Episode 12 (S03E12) - 8
Just stay right here and keep an eye on this man.
#8
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 3 Episode 12 (S03E12) - 9
Only surgical personnel can go in there, sir.
#9
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 3 Episode 12 (S03E12) - 10
I tell you, he threatened me with a gun!
#10
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And he's gonna get top priority, right?
#12
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 3 Episode 12 (S03E12) - 13
Meanwhile, your friend will be looked at by Colonel Blake and Major Chicken Lover.
#13
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 3 Episode 12 (S03E12) - 14
Oh, good for you. The country's littered with butts as it is.
#14
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the war's not some big geopolitical conflict between nations and ideologies.
#16
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We're up to our bottoms in other people's bottoms here.
#17
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Yeah. I sure can see what you mean.
#18
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We wouldn't want his credit card to go off.
#19
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 3 Episode 12 (S03E12) - 20
Oh, for Pete's sake.
#20
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 3 Episode 12 (S03E12) - 21
- Why don't we all go to Berlitz and find out? - He's your patient! Get him!
#21
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- Mayday! - 99, 98...
#22
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All of us: The kids, the dog...
#23
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[Radar] Right in here, sir.
#24
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One of my men, Lt. Henri Batiste LeClerq...
#25
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Oh? Oh, I'm sorry.
#26
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 3 Episode 12 (S03E12) - 27
that I recover the body for appropriate military honors.
#27
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I will not leave here without him.
#28
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suggesting the war be declared a draw.
#29
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 3 Episode 12 (S03E12) - 30
Uh, five parts gin and one moment's silence for the vermouth.
#30
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Okay. Clamp.
#31
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- How can you tell? - I'll get your bag.
#32
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Well, they're certainly gonna get my Christmas card business.
#34
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Whatever it is, I love it.
#35
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 3 Episode 12 (S03E12) - 36
I think he just wants to get back to his outfit so he can kill more Chinese.
#36
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- [Smith] What did he do? - Nothing! Mm!
#39
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 3 Episode 12 (S03E12) - 40
Boy, you guys at the front... You think you own the war.
#40
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 3 Episode 12 (S03E12) - 41
Yeah, Klinger: Mine.
#41
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 3 Episode 12 (S03E12) - 42
And you jeep him out of camp, but you won't get more than half a mile...
#42
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- Frank, would you do me a favor? - Sure.
#43
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maybe we could perform a brief ceremony honoring his loss.
#45
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 3 Episode 12 (S03E12) - 46
So you can knock off the heroics and drop the fowling piece.
#46
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 3 Episode 12 (S03E12) - 47
Corpsman!
#47
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 3 Episode 12 (S03E12) - 48
Lost but not least...
#48
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##[Piano Continues]
#49
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