S3 E19
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Season 3  "Aid Station"  3x19

Aired 46 years ago - Feb 11, 1975

Hawkeye, Houlihan, and Klinger go to an aid station at the front. Working closely together under heavy fire and unsanitary medical conditions, the three return to camp with new found respect for one another.

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Recap of M*A*S*H Season 3 Episode 19 (S03E19) - 1
All right, fair is fair. We'll draw straws.
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I wouldn't make a mockery of drawing burnt sausages out of a bed pan...
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[Chuckling]
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I have the personnel cards right here, sir.
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 3 Episode 19 (S03E19) - 5
Terrific. I'm knocking my brains out to get sent home.
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 3 Episode 19 (S03E19) - 6
I got this for my interview with that shrink at H.Q. In Seoul.
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 3 Episode 19 (S03E19) - 7
- You're gonna come back. You'll be all right. - Write.
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 3 Episode 19 (S03E19) - 8
- So long, buddy. - Yeah, I'll see you soon, huh?
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 3 Episode 19 (S03E19) - 9
I know you're sorry you didn't volunteer, Frank.
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 3 Episode 19 (S03E19) - 10
When the war's over... and nothing good lasts forever...
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 3 Episode 19 (S03E19) - 11
I thrill to the sight of a precise parade.
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 3 Episode 19 (S03E19) - 12
frail, vulnerable, sensitive female.
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 3 Episode 19 (S03E19) - 13
I marked the bottle. I need that stuff. It's my secret weapon.
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 3 Episode 19 (S03E19) - 14
Right.
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[Bang]
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- You'll have it changed? - Well, you're the surgeon.
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 3 Episode 19 (S03E19) - 18
- [Sighs] - What?
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Put 'em up on these sawhorses here.
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 3 Episode 19 (S03E19) - 22
This is Snow White. How you doing, Klinger?
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 3 Episode 19 (S03E19) - 23
Exploding, live shells. This is Grumpy signing off.
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[Groans]
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Give me some more clamps, will ya?
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 3 Episode 19 (S03E19) - 27
Frank, you're just sewing up an incision, not tying up the Queen Mary.
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 3 Episode 19 (S03E19) - 28
It's unfair, making a surgeon work under these conditions.
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 3 Episode 19 (S03E19) - 29
They keep knocking the needle around.
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 3 Episode 19 (S03E19) - 30
- It's difficult. - You may have to open the wound more.
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- Who is it? - Another one of your gang.
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 3 Episode 19 (S03E19) - 34
- Really? - This is an officers' tent!
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 3 Episode 19 (S03E19) - 35
- Then I'll turn this out. - Sir, uh, do you have a night-light?
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 3 Episode 19 (S03E19) - 36
- Who's sleeping in that bed? - Goldilocks. Her number came up.
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Back home, my biggest decisions are whether or not to have my own bowling ball made...
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 3 Episode 19 (S03E19) - 40
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 3 Episode 19 (S03E19) - 41
- He did good work. - He's a credit to his bloomers.
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We did it.
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- You drank it all. - Radar, do you believe me?
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 3 Episode 19 (S03E19) - 47
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 3 Episode 19 (S03E19) - 48
But if you repeat this to anyone, I'll deny it.
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 3 Episode 19 (S03E19) - 49
Ready for the army again.
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 3 Episode 19 (S03E19) - 50
# For it's hi, hi, hee in the hoo-hoo, ha-ha hee #

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Recap of M*A*S*H Season 3 Episode 19 (S03E19) - 2
I wouldn't make a mockery of drawing burnt sausages out of a bed pan...
#2
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[Chuckling]
#3
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I have the personnel cards right here, sir.
#4
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 3 Episode 19 (S03E19) - 5
Terrific. I'm knocking my brains out to get sent home.
#5
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 3 Episode 19 (S03E19) - 6
I got this for my interview with that shrink at H.Q. In Seoul.
#6
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 3 Episode 19 (S03E19) - 7
- You're gonna come back. You'll be all right. - Write.
#7
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- So long, buddy. - Yeah, I'll see you soon, huh?
#8
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I know you're sorry you didn't volunteer, Frank.
#9
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 3 Episode 19 (S03E19) - 10
When the war's over... and nothing good lasts forever...
#10
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I thrill to the sight of a precise parade.
#11
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frail, vulnerable, sensitive female.
#12
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I marked the bottle. I need that stuff. It's my secret weapon.
#13
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 3 Episode 19 (S03E19) - 14
Right.
#14
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[Bang]
#16
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- You'll have it changed? - Well, you're the surgeon.
#17
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- [Sighs] - What?
#18
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Put 'em up on these sawhorses here.
#21
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This is Snow White. How you doing, Klinger?
#22
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Exploding, live shells. This is Grumpy signing off.
#23
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[Groans]
#25
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Give me some more clamps, will ya?
#26
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 3 Episode 19 (S03E19) - 27
Frank, you're just sewing up an incision, not tying up the Queen Mary.
#27
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It's unfair, making a surgeon work under these conditions.
#28
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They keep knocking the needle around.
#29
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 3 Episode 19 (S03E19) - 30
- It's difficult. - You may have to open the wound more.
#30
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- Who is it? - Another one of your gang.
#33
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- Really? - This is an officers' tent!
#34
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 3 Episode 19 (S03E19) - 35
- Then I'll turn this out. - Sir, uh, do you have a night-light?
#35
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- Who's sleeping in that bed? - Goldilocks. Her number came up.
#36
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Back home, my biggest decisions are whether or not to have my own bowling ball made...
#39
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- He did good work. - He's a credit to his bloomers.
#41
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We did it.
#43
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- You drank it all. - Radar, do you believe me?
#46
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But if you repeat this to anyone, I'll deny it.
#48
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Ready for the army again.
#49
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# For it's hi, hi, hee in the hoo-hoo, ha-ha hee #
#50