S3 E6
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Season 3  "Springtime"  3x6

Aired 47 years ago - Oct 15, 1974

When spring arrives, Klinger gets word from home that his sweetheart back in Toledo wants to marry him. Henry arranges for Father Mulcahy to do this over short wave radio. Radar falls in love with a nurse, while a grateful patient won't leave Hawkeye alone, and even threatens Major Burns.

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Recap of M*A*S*H Season 3 Episode 6 (S03E06) - 1
Save mine. And take my beautiful day. I'm having it later.
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 3 Episode 6 (S03E06) - 2
Uh, excuse me. Isn't this, uh, Lieutenant Simmons's tent?
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 3 Episode 6 (S03E06) - 3
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 3 Episode 6 (S03E06) - 4
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 3 Episode 6 (S03E06) - 5
Never have so many suffered so much so so few could be so happy.
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 3 Episode 6 (S03E06) - 6
"Breathless, we flung us on the windy hill."
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 3 Episode 6 (S03E06) - 7
I thought it might be important. I think it's from, uh...
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 3 Episode 6 (S03E06) - 8
"They have known shame, who loved unloved.
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 3 Episode 6 (S03E06) - 9
- Sorry I had to wake you. - That's all right, Father.
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 3 Episode 6 (S03E06) - 10
Anything you want to talk about, soldier?
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 3 Episode 6 (S03E06) - 11
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 3 Episode 6 (S03E06) - 12
And I'm gonna need that back by tonight.
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 3 Episode 6 (S03E06) - 13
[Klinger] Colonel Blake.!
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 3 Episode 6 (S03E06) - 14
Sir, you gotta let me go, sir. I just have to get married.
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 3 Episode 6 (S03E06) - 15
I'm saying you're so desperate to get out of Korea, you'd have yourself buried...
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 3 Episode 6 (S03E06) - 16
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 3 Episode 6 (S03E06) - 17
So, uh, have you ever had cholera...
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 3 Episode 6 (S03E06) - 18
- That's my marine, right? - How'd you guess?
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 3 Episode 6 (S03E06) - 19
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 3 Episode 6 (S03E06) - 20
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 3 Episode 6 (S03E06) - 21
Fellas, you just sit on down and relax and I'll handle everything.
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 3 Episode 6 (S03E06) - 22
"Dear Dad, I'm bringing home a marine.
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 3 Episode 6 (S03E06) - 23
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 3 Episode 6 (S03E06) - 24
Yeah, uh, Lieutenant Simmons.
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 3 Episode 6 (S03E06) - 25
Uh, no, it was a...
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 3 Episode 6 (S03E06) - 26
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 3 Episode 6 (S03E06) - 27
All righty, BS2XYZ, I gotcha.
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 3 Episode 6 (S03E06) - 28
Now he's gonna pick us up on his shortwave...
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 3 Episode 6 (S03E06) - 29
Go get shaved and get into your gown.
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 3 Episode 6 (S03E06) - 30
Oh, excuse me, Lieutenant. Uh, I'm measuring the camp.
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 3 Episode 6 (S03E06) - 31
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 3 Episode 6 (S03E06) - 32
- Why? Do you? - Oh, yeah.
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 3 Episode 6 (S03E06) - 33
Now, I'm going to count to five, and I want you to hand over that unauthorized cat.
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 3 Episode 6 (S03E06) - 34
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 3 Episode 6 (S03E06) - 35
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 3 Episode 6 (S03E06) - 36
Well, don't worry, Doc. I'll get you out of here quicker than you can shake a stick.
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 3 Episode 6 (S03E06) - 37
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 3 Episode 6 (S03E06) - 38
- [Simmons] Who is it? - Uh, Corporal O'Reilly.
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 3 Episode 6 (S03E06) - 39
Well, uh, we just got a new shipment in...
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 3 Episode 6 (S03E06) - 40
Well, sit down. Read me a poem.
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 3 Episode 6 (S03E06) - 41
Oh, here's one. [Clears Throat]
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 3 Episode 6 (S03E06) - 42
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 3 Episode 6 (S03E06) - 43
I didn't see anything. Honest.
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 3 Episode 6 (S03E06) - 44
take this, uh, man...
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 3 Episode 6 (S03E06) - 45
- Well? - Just keep your garters on, Klinger.
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 3 Episode 6 (S03E06) - 46
It's from the States. My grandfather was buried in this.
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 3 Episode 6 (S03E06) - 47
Lady, you are a piece of corn bread.
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 3 Episode 6 (S03E06) - 48
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 3 Episode 6 (S03E06) - 49
- Oh, shut up, Major. - Did you hear that?
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 3 Episode 6 (S03E06) - 50
That pervert marrying no one, a cat living in the hospital...

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Recap of M*A*S*H Season 3 Episode 6 (S03E06) - 2
Uh, excuse me. Isn't this, uh, Lieutenant Simmons's tent?
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Never have so many suffered so much so so few could be so happy.
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Recap of M*A*S*H Season 3 Episode 6 (S03E06) - 6
"Breathless, we flung us on the windy hill."
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Recap of M*A*S*H Season 3 Episode 6 (S03E06) - 7
I thought it might be important. I think it's from, uh...
#7
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 3 Episode 6 (S03E06) - 8
"They have known shame, who loved unloved.
#8
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 3 Episode 6 (S03E06) - 9
- Sorry I had to wake you. - That's all right, Father.
#9
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 3 Episode 6 (S03E06) - 10
Anything you want to talk about, soldier?
#10
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And I'm gonna need that back by tonight.
#12
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 3 Episode 6 (S03E06) - 13
[Klinger] Colonel Blake.!
#13
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 3 Episode 6 (S03E06) - 14
Sir, you gotta let me go, sir. I just have to get married.
#14
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 3 Episode 6 (S03E06) - 15
I'm saying you're so desperate to get out of Korea, you'd have yourself buried...
#15
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So, uh, have you ever had cholera...
#17
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- That's my marine, right? - How'd you guess?
#18
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Fellas, you just sit on down and relax and I'll handle everything.
#21
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 3 Episode 6 (S03E06) - 22
"Dear Dad, I'm bringing home a marine.
#22
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Yeah, uh, Lieutenant Simmons.
#24
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Uh, no, it was a...
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All righty, BS2XYZ, I gotcha.
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Now he's gonna pick us up on his shortwave...
#28
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 3 Episode 6 (S03E06) - 29
Go get shaved and get into your gown.
#29
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 3 Episode 6 (S03E06) - 30
Oh, excuse me, Lieutenant. Uh, I'm measuring the camp.
#30
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- Why? Do you? - Oh, yeah.
#32
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 3 Episode 6 (S03E06) - 33
Now, I'm going to count to five, and I want you to hand over that unauthorized cat.
#33
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Well, don't worry, Doc. I'll get you out of here quicker than you can shake a stick.
#36
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- [Simmons] Who is it? - Uh, Corporal O'Reilly.
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Recap of M*A*S*H Season 3 Episode 6 (S03E06) - 39
Well, uh, we just got a new shipment in...
#39
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 3 Episode 6 (S03E06) - 40
Well, sit down. Read me a poem.
#40
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Oh, here's one. [Clears Throat]
#41
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I didn't see anything. Honest.
#43
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 3 Episode 6 (S03E06) - 44
take this, uh, man...
#44
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 3 Episode 6 (S03E06) - 45
- Well? - Just keep your garters on, Klinger.
#45
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 3 Episode 6 (S03E06) - 46
It's from the States. My grandfather was buried in this.
#46
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 3 Episode 6 (S03E06) - 47
Lady, you are a piece of corn bread.
#47
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- Oh, shut up, Major. - Did you hear that?
#49
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That pervert marrying no one, a cat living in the hospital...
#50