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Season 3  "Officer of the Day"  3x3

Aired 47 years ago - Sep 24, 1974

While Henry is away in Seoul, Burns and Houlihan are in charge, and Hawkeye is the officer of the day. His refusal to release a wounded Korean soldier, wanted by US Intelligence, leads to a confrontation with Colonel Flagg.

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Recap of M*A*S*H Season 3 Episode 3 (S03E03) - 1
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Aah!
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 3 Episode 3 (S03E03) - 3
You're a disgrace to American man- and womanhood.
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 3 Episode 3 (S03E03) - 4
I said no! Corporal, make a note.
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 3 Episode 3 (S03E03) - 5
I hope you've enjoyed it as much as I've enjoyed inspecting you.
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 3 Episode 3 (S03E03) - 6
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 3 Episode 3 (S03E03) - 7
Tough tilly. Up, up, up!
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 3 Episode 3 (S03E03) - 8
This morning was a very good year.
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 3 Episode 3 (S03E03) - 9
Very amusing.
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 3 Episode 3 (S03E03) - 10
When I got into this war, I had a very clear understanding with the Pentagon.
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 3 Episode 3 (S03E03) - 11
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 3 Episode 3 (S03E03) - 12
I think I'll start with the girls.
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 3 Episode 3 (S03E03) - 13
- Aw, come on, Hawk. - You're free too.
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 3 Episode 3 (S03E03) - 14
You probably wanna handle that personally.
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 3 Episode 3 (S03E03) - 15
I would certainly think so. What was it yesterday?
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 3 Episode 3 (S03E03) - 16
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 3 Episode 3 (S03E03) - 17
- This is his I.D. Card. - [Groaning]
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 3 Episode 3 (S03E03) - 18
Harry Truman number one G.I. Joe.
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 3 Episode 3 (S03E03) - 19
Colonel Flagg, our friendly, undercover, overanxious intelligence man.
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 3 Episode 3 (S03E03) - 20
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 3 Episode 3 (S03E03) - 21
Caught him near an ammo dump. Taking him to Seoul.
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 3 Episode 3 (S03E03) - 22
- Honored, sir. - Honored.
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 3 Episode 3 (S03E03) - 23
He's got a wounded North Korean prisoner, prepped and ready.
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 3 Episode 3 (S03E03) - 24
Their pictures are in the post office in the juvenile section.
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 3 Episode 3 (S03E03) - 25
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 3 Episode 3 (S03E03) - 26
What are you trying to do to me, Klinger? I'm officer of the day.
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 3 Episode 3 (S03E03) - 27
When the colonel comes back, I'll ask him about a pass for you.
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 3 Episode 3 (S03E03) - 28
Why don't you go to bars and roll an officer like other children?
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 3 Episode 3 (S03E03) - 29
Can you identify yourself?
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 3 Episode 3 (S03E03) - 30
Just do your job, I'll do mine, mister.
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 3 Episode 3 (S03E03) - 31
I have to get to Seoul so we can execute him over the weekend.
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 3 Episode 3 (S03E03) - 32
- [Knock At Door] - One second.
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 3 Episode 3 (S03E03) - 33
Klinger. Klinger, where did your mother and I go wrong?
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 3 Episode 3 (S03E03) - 34
Saline.
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 3 Episode 3 (S03E03) - 35
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 3 Episode 3 (S03E03) - 36
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 3 Episode 3 (S03E03) - 37
Would you mind turning your head, please?
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 3 Episode 3 (S03E03) - 38
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 3 Episode 3 (S03E03) - 39
Boy, this card's getting a workout today. Radar?
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 3 Episode 3 (S03E03) - 40
It was my postgraduate specialty... Blindfold and Last Cigarette 102.
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 3 Episode 3 (S03E03) - 41
- I'm with you, Rocky. - Stall?
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 3 Episode 3 (S03E03) - 42
Tough luck. He's down in Tokyo attending a series of medical conferences.
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 3 Episode 3 (S03E03) - 43
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 3 Episode 3 (S03E03) - 44
Hawkeye, can I see you? Uh, sir, it's important.
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 3 Episode 3 (S03E03) - 45
You gonna sign out my prisoner?
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 3 Episode 3 (S03E03) - 46
[Imitating German Accent] You are being foolish. We have ways of making you talk.
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 3 Episode 3 (S03E03) - 47
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 3 Episode 3 (S03E03) - 48
- He could die between here and Seoul. - I'll take that chance.
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 3 Episode 3 (S03E03) - 49
Get off the pot, Major. Lean on 'em.
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 3 Episode 3 (S03E03) - 50
Major Burns, I just thought of something.

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Recap of M*A*S*H Season 3 Episode 3 (S03E03) - 2
Aah!
#2
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 3 Episode 3 (S03E03) - 3
You're a disgrace to American man- and womanhood.
#3
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 3 Episode 3 (S03E03) - 4
I said no! Corporal, make a note.
#4
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 3 Episode 3 (S03E03) - 5
I hope you've enjoyed it as much as I've enjoyed inspecting you.
#5
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Tough tilly. Up, up, up!
#7
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 3 Episode 3 (S03E03) - 8
This morning was a very good year.
#8
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 3 Episode 3 (S03E03) - 9
Very amusing.
#9
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 3 Episode 3 (S03E03) - 10
When I got into this war, I had a very clear understanding with the Pentagon.
#10
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I think I'll start with the girls.
#12
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 3 Episode 3 (S03E03) - 13
- Aw, come on, Hawk. - You're free too.
#13
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 3 Episode 3 (S03E03) - 14
You probably wanna handle that personally.
#14
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 3 Episode 3 (S03E03) - 15
I would certainly think so. What was it yesterday?
#15
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- This is his I.D. Card. - [Groaning]
#17
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 3 Episode 3 (S03E03) - 18
Harry Truman number one G.I. Joe.
#18
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 3 Episode 3 (S03E03) - 19
Colonel Flagg, our friendly, undercover, overanxious intelligence man.
#19
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Caught him near an ammo dump. Taking him to Seoul.
#21
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 3 Episode 3 (S03E03) - 22
- Honored, sir. - Honored.
#22
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 3 Episode 3 (S03E03) - 23
He's got a wounded North Korean prisoner, prepped and ready.
#23
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 3 Episode 3 (S03E03) - 24
Their pictures are in the post office in the juvenile section.
#24
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What are you trying to do to me, Klinger? I'm officer of the day.
#26
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 3 Episode 3 (S03E03) - 27
When the colonel comes back, I'll ask him about a pass for you.
#27
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 3 Episode 3 (S03E03) - 28
Why don't you go to bars and roll an officer like other children?
#28
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 3 Episode 3 (S03E03) - 29
Can you identify yourself?
#29
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 3 Episode 3 (S03E03) - 30
Just do your job, I'll do mine, mister.
#30
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 3 Episode 3 (S03E03) - 31
I have to get to Seoul so we can execute him over the weekend.
#31
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 3 Episode 3 (S03E03) - 32
- [Knock At Door] - One second.
#32
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 3 Episode 3 (S03E03) - 33
Klinger. Klinger, where did your mother and I go wrong?
#33
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 3 Episode 3 (S03E03) - 34
Saline.
#34
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Would you mind turning your head, please?
#37
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Boy, this card's getting a workout today. Radar?
#39
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 3 Episode 3 (S03E03) - 40
It was my postgraduate specialty... Blindfold and Last Cigarette 102.
#40
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 3 Episode 3 (S03E03) - 41
- I'm with you, Rocky. - Stall?
#41
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 3 Episode 3 (S03E03) - 42
Tough luck. He's down in Tokyo attending a series of medical conferences.
#42
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Hawkeye, can I see you? Uh, sir, it's important.
#44
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 3 Episode 3 (S03E03) - 45
You gonna sign out my prisoner?
#45
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 3 Episode 3 (S03E03) - 46
[Imitating German Accent] You are being foolish. We have ways of making you talk.
#46
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- He could die between here and Seoul. - I'll take that chance.
#48
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 3 Episode 3 (S03E03) - 49
Get off the pot, Major. Lean on 'em.
#49
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 3 Episode 3 (S03E03) - 50
Major Burns, I just thought of something.
#50