S3 E11
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Season 3  "Adam's Ribs"  3x11

Aired 47 years ago - Nov 26, 1974

Sick and tired of having liver and fish for an 11-day stretch, Hawkeye, driven near to insanity, starts a riot in the mess tent. He and Trapper then orders spare ribs and sauce from the best place he ever had them, in Chicago. Trapper calls a woman he spent a weekend with to pick up the ribs, and then they get choppered in. Unfortunately, right as they're sitting down to eat, wounded arrive, and Hawkeye is forced to postpone sinking his teeth into his beloved ribs.

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Recap of M*A*S*H Season 3 Episode 11 (S03E11) - 1
I've eaten a river of liver and an ocean of fish!
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 3 Episode 11 (S03E11) - 2
[All Chanting] We want something else! We want something else!
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 3 Episode 11 (S03E11) - 3
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 3 Episode 11 (S03E11) - 4
Eleven straight days, Henry.
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 3 Episode 11 (S03E11) - 5
- Trade the athletic supporters. - And see if we can't trade those athletic supporters?
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 3 Episode 11 (S03E11) - 6
A flamboyant, devil-may-care yet introspective sauce.
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 3 Episode 11 (S03E11) - 7
I have barbecue deficiency. Don't you get the clinical picture?
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 3 Episode 11 (S03E11) - 8
It was near the Dearborn Street station.
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 3 Episode 11 (S03E11) - 9
I'll get 'em. Somehow.
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 3 Episode 11 (S03E11) - 10
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 3 Episode 11 (S03E11) - 11
- Mm. - [Muffled Groaning]
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 3 Episode 11 (S03E11) - 12
Close enough.
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 3 Episode 11 (S03E11) - 13
- Radar! Get on the phone. - Don't shoot!
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 3 Episode 11 (S03E11) - 14
"Hog Butcher for the world, Tool Maker, Stacker of Wheat...
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 3 Episode 11 (S03E11) - 15
- "Give me your tired, your poor, your coleslaw." - Sparky?
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 3 Episode 11 (S03E11) - 16
- Better than sex. - I don't know how good sex is.
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 3 Episode 11 (S03E11) - 17
- With sparerib clusters. - Okay, pal! I'll take it from here!
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 3 Episode 11 (S03E11) - 18
Right. The place that Bob Hope comes to all the time.
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 3 Episode 11 (S03E11) - 19
- I love her. - It's a he.
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 3 Episode 11 (S03E11) - 20
and I need to know something:
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 3 Episode 11 (S03E11) - 21
I got it engraved on my tongue. Listen, you got a telephone book there?
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 3 Episode 11 (S03E11) - 22
That's a lovely name. One of my daughters is called Resnick.
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 3 Episode 11 (S03E11) - 23
This is it, Radar. We're approaching nirvana.
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 3 Episode 11 (S03E11) - 24
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 3 Episode 11 (S03E11) - 25
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 3 Episode 11 (S03E11) - 26
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 3 Episode 11 (S03E11) - 27
- Oral sensation. - You're seeing the real me.
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 3 Episode 11 (S03E11) - 28
- The rest is downhill. - So is your head.
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 3 Episode 11 (S03E11) - 29
- [Trapper] There's an interesting couple. - [Hawkeye] Tillie and Mac.
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 3 Episode 11 (S03E11) - 30
I apologize, Klinger, from the heart of my bottom.
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 3 Episode 11 (S03E11) - 31
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 3 Episode 11 (S03E11) - 32
It's done. Won't cost you a dime.
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 3 Episode 11 (S03E11) - 33
And I expect you to "un-succotash" my stole, sir!
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 3 Episode 11 (S03E11) - 34
Mildred. That's right. Mildred Feeney.
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 3 Episode 11 (S03E11) - 35
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 3 Episode 11 (S03E11) - 36
No, I'm not actually in Chicago now. A little bit west of there.
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 3 Episode 11 (S03E11) - 37
- Lay it on her, will ya? - What, baby?
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 3 Episode 11 (S03E11) - 38
at Midway Airport.
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 3 Episode 11 (S03E11) - 39
Anatomy practice, right.
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 3 Episode 11 (S03E11) - 40
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 3 Episode 11 (S03E11) - 41
- "Critical..." - "Handle with Care. Highly Infectious."
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 3 Episode 11 (S03E11) - 42
They're in a supply depot down in Ouijongbu.
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 3 Episode 11 (S03E11) - 43
- Me and the ribs, we're all in Korea! - Let's eat!
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 3 Episode 11 (S03E11) - 44
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 3 Episode 11 (S03E11) - 45
cocky little nurse at your outfit.
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 3 Episode 11 (S03E11) - 46
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 3 Episode 11 (S03E11) - 47
And you want me to find one insignificant little box of med supplies.
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 3 Episode 11 (S03E11) - 48
If I help one person, I have to help everybody.
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 3 Episode 11 (S03E11) - 49
Nobody cut requisition orders on this.
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 3 Episode 11 (S03E11) - 50
I wasn't gonna say anything, but this little supermarket of yours isn't all that clean.

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Recap of M*A*S*H Season 3 Episode 11 (S03E11) - 2
[All Chanting] We want something else! We want something else!
#2
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 3 Episode 11 (S03E11) - 3 #3 Recap of M*A*S*H Season 3 Episode 11 (S03E11) - 4
Eleven straight days, Henry.
#4
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 3 Episode 11 (S03E11) - 5
- Trade the athletic supporters. - And see if we can't trade those athletic supporters?
#5
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 3 Episode 11 (S03E11) - 6
A flamboyant, devil-may-care yet introspective sauce.
#6
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 3 Episode 11 (S03E11) - 7
I have barbecue deficiency. Don't you get the clinical picture?
#7
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 3 Episode 11 (S03E11) - 8
It was near the Dearborn Street station.
#8
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 3 Episode 11 (S03E11) - 9
I'll get 'em. Somehow.
#9
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- Mm. - [Muffled Groaning]
#11
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 3 Episode 11 (S03E11) - 12
Close enough.
#12
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 3 Episode 11 (S03E11) - 13
- Radar! Get on the phone. - Don't shoot!
#13
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 3 Episode 11 (S03E11) - 14
"Hog Butcher for the world, Tool Maker, Stacker of Wheat...
#14
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 3 Episode 11 (S03E11) - 15
- "Give me your tired, your poor, your coleslaw." - Sparky?
#15
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 3 Episode 11 (S03E11) - 16
- Better than sex. - I don't know how good sex is.
#16
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 3 Episode 11 (S03E11) - 17
- With sparerib clusters. - Okay, pal! I'll take it from here!
#17
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 3 Episode 11 (S03E11) - 18
Right. The place that Bob Hope comes to all the time.
#18
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 3 Episode 11 (S03E11) - 19
- I love her. - It's a he.
#19
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 3 Episode 11 (S03E11) - 20
and I need to know something:
#20
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 3 Episode 11 (S03E11) - 21
I got it engraved on my tongue. Listen, you got a telephone book there?
#21
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 3 Episode 11 (S03E11) - 22
That's a lovely name. One of my daughters is called Resnick.
#22
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 3 Episode 11 (S03E11) - 23
This is it, Radar. We're approaching nirvana.
#23
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 3 Episode 11 (S03E11) - 24 #24 Recap of M*A*S*H Season 3 Episode 11 (S03E11) - 25 #25 Recap of M*A*S*H Season 3 Episode 11 (S03E11) - 26 #26 Recap of M*A*S*H Season 3 Episode 11 (S03E11) - 27
- Oral sensation. - You're seeing the real me.
#27
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 3 Episode 11 (S03E11) - 28
- The rest is downhill. - So is your head.
#28
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 3 Episode 11 (S03E11) - 29
- [Trapper] There's an interesting couple. - [Hawkeye] Tillie and Mac.
#29
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 3 Episode 11 (S03E11) - 30
I apologize, Klinger, from the heart of my bottom.
#30
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It's done. Won't cost you a dime.
#32
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 3 Episode 11 (S03E11) - 33
And I expect you to "un-succotash" my stole, sir!
#33
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 3 Episode 11 (S03E11) - 34
Mildred. That's right. Mildred Feeney.
#34
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No, I'm not actually in Chicago now. A little bit west of there.
#36
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 3 Episode 11 (S03E11) - 37
- Lay it on her, will ya? - What, baby?
#37
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 3 Episode 11 (S03E11) - 38
at Midway Airport.
#38
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 3 Episode 11 (S03E11) - 39
Anatomy practice, right.
#39
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- "Critical..." - "Handle with Care. Highly Infectious."
#41
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 3 Episode 11 (S03E11) - 42
They're in a supply depot down in Ouijongbu.
#42
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 3 Episode 11 (S03E11) - 43
- Me and the ribs, we're all in Korea! - Let's eat!
#43
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cocky little nurse at your outfit.
#45
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 3 Episode 11 (S03E11) - 46 #46 Recap of M*A*S*H Season 3 Episode 11 (S03E11) - 47
And you want me to find one insignificant little box of med supplies.
#47
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 3 Episode 11 (S03E11) - 48
If I help one person, I have to help everybody.
#48
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 3 Episode 11 (S03E11) - 49
Nobody cut requisition orders on this.
#49
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 3 Episode 11 (S03E11) - 50
I wasn't gonna say anything, but this little supermarket of yours isn't all that clean.
#50