S3 E21
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Season 3  "Big Mac"  3x21

Aired 46 years ago - Feb 25, 1975

The camp prepares for a visit from General MacArthur. Klinger dresses as the Statue of Liberty as the General's jeep drives through the camp. MacArthur is so impressed, he salutes!

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if I'm any judge of 19ths.
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- Him, here. General Douglas MacArth... - [Gasps]
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Because we've got the most impressive damn record of any medical unit in Korea!
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Radar, the publicity! The publicity!
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- You'll be famous, sir. - Yeah.
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Carry on.
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The general will arrive at exactly 1155 hours...
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and then will stop here at point "B" at precisely 1158 hours.
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Colonel Whiteman, I just want to say...
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- Yes? - I think the colonel might like to know...
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when the general's pipe is lit.
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The general's visit is a tribute to your unit's efficiency.
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That's just what I was thinking.
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- Does this mean Radar has to take a bath? - I hope so.
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"Duty rosters will be posted on the bulletin board. No changes will be made.
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Company...
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souvenir memorial album for the general.
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#Well, it's not Corrigidor You know it's only Korea #
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# With your corncob pipe #
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- Burning books. - Oh. Any special reason, Dr. Hitler?
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- Norman Mailer. - It's got that word in it.
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and dazed from crawling inside people trying to keep them breathing.
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grind you into a fine powder and sprinkle you on MacArthur's oatmeal!
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is a flower girl with a 5:00 shadow.
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I won't smile at him or say I'm pregnant or anything.
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My two favorite words.
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What do you mean, no orderlies?
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It's beginning to look like real army, thanks to you, Major. Darling.
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I can't wait to meet him. We're practically family.
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- That's so warm, so human. - That Christmas they exchanged shrunken tribesman's heads.
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- Frank, do I dare? - Well, Margaret, you are practically family.
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- Oh, Margaret! - Oh, Doug!
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- Wilco. - Keep 'em spinning counterclockwise.
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Perfect. Hold it.
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- That's not gin. - No, vodka. It's only a rehearsal.
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Klinger, I warned you!
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Take him away.
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General MacArthur, I bid you hail and welcome...

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- Him, here. General Douglas MacArth... - [Gasps]
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Because we've got the most impressive damn record of any medical unit in Korea!
#3
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Radar, the publicity! The publicity!
#4
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- You'll be famous, sir. - Yeah.
#5
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Carry on.
#7
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The general will arrive at exactly 1155 hours...
#9
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and then will stop here at point "B" at precisely 1158 hours.
#10
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Colonel Whiteman, I just want to say...
#11
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- Yes? - I think the colonel might like to know...
#12
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when the general's pipe is lit.
#14
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The general's visit is a tribute to your unit's efficiency.
#15
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That's just what I was thinking.
#16
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- Does this mean Radar has to take a bath? - I hope so.
#18
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"Duty rosters will be posted on the bulletin board. No changes will be made.
#19
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Company...
#20
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souvenir memorial album for the general.
#21
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#Well, it's not Corrigidor You know it's only Korea #
#22
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# With your corncob pipe #
#23
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- Burning books. - Oh. Any special reason, Dr. Hitler?
#25
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- Norman Mailer. - It's got that word in it.
#26
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and dazed from crawling inside people trying to keep them breathing.
#27
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grind you into a fine powder and sprinkle you on MacArthur's oatmeal!
#28
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is a flower girl with a 5:00 shadow.
#31
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I won't smile at him or say I'm pregnant or anything.
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My two favorite words.
#35
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What do you mean, no orderlies?
#36
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It's beginning to look like real army, thanks to you, Major. Darling.
#37
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I can't wait to meet him. We're practically family.
#39
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- That's so warm, so human. - That Christmas they exchanged shrunken tribesman's heads.
#40
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- Frank, do I dare? - Well, Margaret, you are practically family.
#41
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- Oh, Margaret! - Oh, Doug!
#42
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- Wilco. - Keep 'em spinning counterclockwise.
#43
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Perfect. Hold it.
#44
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- That's not gin. - No, vodka. It's only a rehearsal.
#45
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Klinger, I warned you!
#48
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Take him away.
#49
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General MacArthur, I bid you hail and welcome...
#50