S3 E20
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Season 3  "Love and Marriage"  3x20

Aired 46 years ago - Feb 18, 1975

Hawkeye and Trapper prevent a GI from marrying a call girl who has TB, whilst trying to help a Korean soldier join his pregnant wife. Radar, of course, provides his usual invaluable help.

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Recap of M*A*S*H Season 3 Episode 20 (S03E20) - 1
Oh, that's nice. He has a cleanliness fetish.
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 3 Episode 20 (S03E20) - 2
He's under a lot of tension.
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 3 Episode 20 (S03E20) - 3
So much for school.
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 3 Episode 20 (S03E20) - 4
Fortunately, I was sent to the 121 st hospital...
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 3 Episode 20 (S03E20) - 5
Also.
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Just take this over to the colonel, and he'll sign your adoption papers.
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 3 Episode 20 (S03E20) - 9
Wait here.
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 3 Episode 20 (S03E20) - 10
Yes, sir.
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 3 Episode 20 (S03E20) - 11
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 3 Episode 20 (S03E20) - 12
- Uh, hi, Docs. - McShane.
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 3 Episode 20 (S03E20) - 13
- Haven't we seen her somewhere before? - Yeah, at Rosie's Bar.
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 3 Episode 20 (S03E20) - 14
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 3 Episode 20 (S03E20) - 15
- you start to lose your objectivity. - And she gets your P.X. Card.
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 3 Episode 20 (S03E20) - 16
Look, kid, it's rough over here for all of us...
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 3 Episode 20 (S03E20) - 17
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 3 Episode 20 (S03E20) - 18
All right. I'll see you, and I'll raise you...
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 3 Episode 20 (S03E20) - 19
And if you don't believe me, I'll have him x-rayed.
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 3 Episode 20 (S03E20) - 20
- Okay, you're the raiser. What do you say? - Uh, check.
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 3 Episode 20 (S03E20) - 21
Two, three, four hearts, and a diamond. I gotta get some R and R.
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 3 Episode 20 (S03E20) - 22
I know in my next life I'd want to be an officer.
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 3 Episode 20 (S03E20) - 23
Some enlisted men aren't even allowed to fall in love.
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 3 Episode 20 (S03E20) - 24
Don't make it sound like we're breaking up Donald O'Connor and Peggy Ryan.
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 3 Episode 20 (S03E20) - 25
- [Shouting] - Hear that? - Sounds like a fight.
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 3 Episode 20 (S03E20) - 26
This is a forgery, fella.
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 3 Episode 20 (S03E20) - 27
- Colonel Blake... - Yo.
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 3 Episode 20 (S03E20) - 28
I caught him climbing into a truck, and when I saw the fake pass...
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 3 Episode 20 (S03E20) - 29
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 3 Episode 20 (S03E20) - 30
I'm flattered you remember me, sir.
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 3 Episode 20 (S03E20) - 31
In conjunction with my medical practice, I am in a new business.
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 3 Episode 20 (S03E20) - 32
Marriage broker. I arrange matches between Korean girls and G.I. S...
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 3 Episode 20 (S03E20) - 33
but Private McShane insisted on a thousand dollars for himself.
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 3 Episode 20 (S03E20) - 34
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 3 Episode 20 (S03E20) - 35
Good. You can pass out cigars to the firing squad.
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 3 Episode 20 (S03E20) - 36
I remember seeing this last night at the poker game.
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 3 Episode 20 (S03E20) - 37
Hi, Frank. What are you doin'?
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 3 Episode 20 (S03E20) - 38
if we could get this Korean mommy and daddy with their baby all together in the same place.
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 3 Episode 20 (S03E20) - 39
- A 20-year-old movie. - We're getting that next week.
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 3 Episode 20 (S03E20) - 40
The village is Quang Sun, east 10 miles of the main road.
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 3 Episode 20 (S03E20) - 41
I thought so.
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 3 Episode 20 (S03E20) - 42
## [Stops]
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 3 Episode 20 (S03E20) - 43
Now, don't play Huck Finn with me, kid. Dr. Pak told us all about the racket.
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 3 Episode 20 (S03E20) - 44
- You run to the post office for a money order. - Really, sir...
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I'm afraid there's a shadow on the lung of the former future Mrs. McShane.
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- You having pains? - Yes, sir.
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 3 Episode 20 (S03E20) - 49
- What does that mean? - It means she's about to give birth.
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 3 Episode 20 (S03E20) - 50
- Easy. I'm gonna lift you now. Easy. Oh! - Watch your head.

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Recap of M*A*S*H Season 3 Episode 20 (S03E20) - 2
He's under a lot of tension.
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Recap of M*A*S*H Season 3 Episode 20 (S03E20) - 3
So much for school.
#3
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 3 Episode 20 (S03E20) - 4
Fortunately, I was sent to the 121 st hospital...
#4
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 3 Episode 20 (S03E20) - 5
Also.
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Just take this over to the colonel, and he'll sign your adoption papers.
#8
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 3 Episode 20 (S03E20) - 9
Wait here.
#9
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 3 Episode 20 (S03E20) - 10
Yes, sir.
#10
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- Uh, hi, Docs. - McShane.
#12
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 3 Episode 20 (S03E20) - 13
- Haven't we seen her somewhere before? - Yeah, at Rosie's Bar.
#13
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- you start to lose your objectivity. - And she gets your P.X. Card.
#15
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 3 Episode 20 (S03E20) - 16
Look, kid, it's rough over here for all of us...
#16
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All right. I'll see you, and I'll raise you...
#18
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And if you don't believe me, I'll have him x-rayed.
#19
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- Okay, you're the raiser. What do you say? - Uh, check.
#20
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 3 Episode 20 (S03E20) - 21
Two, three, four hearts, and a diamond. I gotta get some R and R.
#21
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I know in my next life I'd want to be an officer.
#22
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 3 Episode 20 (S03E20) - 23
Some enlisted men aren't even allowed to fall in love.
#23
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Don't make it sound like we're breaking up Donald O'Connor and Peggy Ryan.
#24
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 3 Episode 20 (S03E20) - 25
- [Shouting] - Hear that? - Sounds like a fight.
#25
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 3 Episode 20 (S03E20) - 26
This is a forgery, fella.
#26
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 3 Episode 20 (S03E20) - 27
- Colonel Blake... - Yo.
#27
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 3 Episode 20 (S03E20) - 28
I caught him climbing into a truck, and when I saw the fake pass...
#28
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I'm flattered you remember me, sir.
#30
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 3 Episode 20 (S03E20) - 31
In conjunction with my medical practice, I am in a new business.
#31
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 3 Episode 20 (S03E20) - 32
Marriage broker. I arrange matches between Korean girls and G.I. S...
#32
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 3 Episode 20 (S03E20) - 33
but Private McShane insisted on a thousand dollars for himself.
#33
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Good. You can pass out cigars to the firing squad.
#35
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 3 Episode 20 (S03E20) - 36
I remember seeing this last night at the poker game.
#36
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 3 Episode 20 (S03E20) - 37
Hi, Frank. What are you doin'?
#37
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 3 Episode 20 (S03E20) - 38
if we could get this Korean mommy and daddy with their baby all together in the same place.
#38
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 3 Episode 20 (S03E20) - 39
- A 20-year-old movie. - We're getting that next week.
#39
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 3 Episode 20 (S03E20) - 40
The village is Quang Sun, east 10 miles of the main road.
#40
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 3 Episode 20 (S03E20) - 41
I thought so.
#41
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## [Stops]
#42
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 3 Episode 20 (S03E20) - 43
Now, don't play Huck Finn with me, kid. Dr. Pak told us all about the racket.
#43
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 3 Episode 20 (S03E20) - 44
- You run to the post office for a money order. - Really, sir...
#44
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I'm afraid there's a shadow on the lung of the former future Mrs. McShane.
#46
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- You having pains? - Yes, sir.
#48
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 3 Episode 20 (S03E20) - 49
- What does that mean? - It means she's about to give birth.
#49
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- Easy. I'm gonna lift you now. Easy. Oh! - Watch your head.
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