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Season 3  "Check-Up"  3x7

Aired 47 years ago - Oct 22, 1974

Trapper gets an ulcer and a ticket home. Unfortunately, his going-away party is spoiled by a new Army regulation, which forces him to stay.

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Recap of M*A*S*H Season 3 Episode 7 (S03E07) - 1
- Send them in. - Step behind the screen and drop your pants.
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serving your Uncle Sam and entitled to dignity.
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 3 Episode 7 (S03E07) - 3
Further, they can do nothing, nothing, when you are alone with them...
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 3 Episode 7 (S03E07) - 4
He's scheduled to do my physical. Fat chance.
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 3 Episode 7 (S03E07) - 5
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 3 Episode 7 (S03E07) - 6
Does this mean my taste buds have been raped?
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 3 Episode 7 (S03E07) - 7
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 3 Episode 7 (S03E07) - 8
Oh, yes, the physical.
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 3 Episode 7 (S03E07) - 9
- Ah. Ah. - Ah.
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 3 Episode 7 (S03E07) - 10
All right. Stand with your little feet together.
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 3 Episode 7 (S03E07) - 11
I know how to breathe hard, Doctor.
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 3 Episode 7 (S03E07) - 12
- You're also getting a little flanky. - You're crazy.
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 3 Episode 7 (S03E07) - 13
Bare naked, sir?
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 3 Episode 7 (S03E07) - 14
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Oh, I washed my hands first, sir.
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 3 Episode 7 (S03E07) - 17
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 3 Episode 7 (S03E07) - 18
Well, not everybody is Major Houlihan, Frank.
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 3 Episode 7 (S03E07) - 19
The ink is still wet where you touched it up.
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 3 Episode 7 (S03E07) - 20
Refusing a checkup? It doesn't make sense. It's basic.
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 3 Episode 7 (S03E07) - 21
but I don't want it diagnosed here because I don't want to be treated in this pigpen.
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 3 Episode 7 (S03E07) - 22
I've got heartburn that would light up the city ofToledo.
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 3 Episode 7 (S03E07) - 23
You've got a million-dollar hole in your belly.
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 3 Episode 7 (S03E07) - 24
Before you know it, you'll be home sleeping on the couch...
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 3 Episode 7 (S03E07) - 25
Good boy. Radar.
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 3 Episode 7 (S03E07) - 26
- Daddy's home. - I bet they've grown.
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 3 Episode 7 (S03E07) - 27
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 3 Episode 7 (S03E07) - 28
No, Frank. What does it mean?
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 3 Episode 7 (S03E07) - 29
- Why so irritable, princess? - I'm not irritable, Frank.
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 3 Episode 7 (S03E07) - 30
of fat.
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 3 Episode 7 (S03E07) - 31
You're all nice and round and mushy and soft.
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 3 Episode 7 (S03E07) - 32
I don't think I can sleep on clean sheets anymore.
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 3 Episode 7 (S03E07) - 33
Sirs, you're looking at a dying man.
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 3 Episode 7 (S03E07) - 34
- Bye, Klinger. - "Bye, Klinger."
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Recap of M*A*S*H Season 3 Episode 7 (S03E07) - 37
Well, not really shorthand, sir.
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 3 Episode 7 (S03E07) - 38
No, it's a message from H.Q.
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No.
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Look, Radar, don't say anything about this to anybody, okay? I'll take care of it.
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 3 Episode 7 (S03E07) - 41
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 3 Episode 7 (S03E07) - 42
I don't go out with married men, Colonel.
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 3 Episode 7 (S03E07) - 43
Well, we knew he'd leave us one day.
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 3 Episode 7 (S03E07) - 44
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 3 Episode 7 (S03E07) - 45
You "aminal."
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 3 Episode 7 (S03E07) - 46
- Frank. We're having a little entertainment later. - Mm-hmm. Oh, good.
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 3 Episode 7 (S03E07) - 47
And every time you look when I'm looking, I watch something else...
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 3 Episode 7 (S03E07) - 48
Yo.
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good companion.
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 3 Episode 7 (S03E07) - 50

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Recap of M*A*S*H Season 3 Episode 7 (S03E07) - 2
serving your Uncle Sam and entitled to dignity.
#2
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 3 Episode 7 (S03E07) - 3
Further, they can do nothing, nothing, when you are alone with them...
#3
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 3 Episode 7 (S03E07) - 4
He's scheduled to do my physical. Fat chance.
#4
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Does this mean my taste buds have been raped?
#6
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Oh, yes, the physical.
#8
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 3 Episode 7 (S03E07) - 9
- Ah. Ah. - Ah.
#9
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 3 Episode 7 (S03E07) - 10
All right. Stand with your little feet together.
#10
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 3 Episode 7 (S03E07) - 11
I know how to breathe hard, Doctor.
#11
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 3 Episode 7 (S03E07) - 12
- You're also getting a little flanky. - You're crazy.
#12
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 3 Episode 7 (S03E07) - 13
Bare naked, sir?
#13
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Oh, I washed my hands first, sir.
#16
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Well, not everybody is Major Houlihan, Frank.
#18
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The ink is still wet where you touched it up.
#19
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Refusing a checkup? It doesn't make sense. It's basic.
#20
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but I don't want it diagnosed here because I don't want to be treated in this pigpen.
#21
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 3 Episode 7 (S03E07) - 22
I've got heartburn that would light up the city ofToledo.
#22
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 3 Episode 7 (S03E07) - 23
You've got a million-dollar hole in your belly.
#23
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Before you know it, you'll be home sleeping on the couch...
#24
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Good boy. Radar.
#25
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- Daddy's home. - I bet they've grown.
#26
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No, Frank. What does it mean?
#28
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 3 Episode 7 (S03E07) - 29
- Why so irritable, princess? - I'm not irritable, Frank.
#29
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 3 Episode 7 (S03E07) - 30
of fat.
#30
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 3 Episode 7 (S03E07) - 31
You're all nice and round and mushy and soft.
#31
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 3 Episode 7 (S03E07) - 32
I don't think I can sleep on clean sheets anymore.
#32
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 3 Episode 7 (S03E07) - 33
Sirs, you're looking at a dying man.
#33
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 3 Episode 7 (S03E07) - 34
- Bye, Klinger. - "Bye, Klinger."
#34
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Well, not really shorthand, sir.
#37
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No, it's a message from H.Q.
#38
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No.
#39
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Look, Radar, don't say anything about this to anybody, okay? I'll take care of it.
#40
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I don't go out with married men, Colonel.
#42
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 3 Episode 7 (S03E07) - 43
Well, we knew he'd leave us one day.
#43
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You "aminal."
#45
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- Frank. We're having a little entertainment later. - Mm-hmm. Oh, good.
#46
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 3 Episode 7 (S03E07) - 47
And every time you look when I'm looking, I watch something else...
#47
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Yo.
#48
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good companion.
#49
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