S3 E13
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Season 3  "Mad Dogs and Servicemen"  3x13

Aired 47 years ago - Dec 10, 1974

A local dog bites Radar, and the camp conducts a search to find the pooch, so that Radar doesn't have to undergo a series of painful rabies vaccinations. Hawkeye defies Frank, to take care of a GI who's suffering from a case of hysterical paralysis.

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Recap of M*A*S*H Season 3 Episode 13 (S03E13) - 1
are the two biggest numbers on the Korean hit parade.
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and when the bell rings, Trapper will come over and beat your brains out.
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 3 Episode 13 (S03E13) - 4
the tanks, I guess.
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 3 Episode 13 (S03E13) - 5
He goes to Tokyo, and that's an order.
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 3 Episode 13 (S03E13) - 6
Been losing screws and clickin' his heels ever since.
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 3 Episode 13 (S03E13) - 7
Listen, I'd love for you to come up here and try your new therapy on him.
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 3 Episode 13 (S03E13) - 8
Okay, I'll try.
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 3 Episode 13 (S03E13) - 9
- Fine. You want to act it out or whisper it in my ear? - It's about Corporal Travis.
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Personally, mine is at 2:00, 4:00 and 6:00 every day.
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 3 Episode 13 (S03E13) - 14
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you're gonna get yourself a good job as a doorstop!
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 3 Episode 13 (S03E13) - 16
Otherwise, you're gonna be a pretty big papoose for somebody's backpack!
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But if I shake hands with one more farmer, I'll probably be elected to office.
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 3 Episode 13 (S03E13) - 19
- How's your hand? - It's okay.
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 3 Episode 13 (S03E13) - 20
And it looks like Ike's got this nomination all sewn up.
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- You haven't seen him, huh? - I don't think so.
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- Uh, what'd he say? What'd he say? - "K-Kay... Kay koom moouh."
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It's a very common dish among our older people.
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- Wait a minute. We're still not out of the woods, Radar. - What do you mean?
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Yes, ma'am.
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Well, all right, but rest assured, I won't listen to a word I read.
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 3 Episode 13 (S03E13) - 27
"laying down your life, etcetera, so may not have time to write back.
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"That's probably why everyone tells me I'm sweet. Ha ha.
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 3 Episode 13 (S03E13) - 29
The "Diddy Bo Diddy" thing?
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Recap of M*A*S*H Season 3 Episode 13 (S03E13) - 31
"S-W-A-K, Wanda Nell.
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- I swear it's a word. I swear it on Frank's life. - "Vailness"?
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 3 Episode 13 (S03E13) - 34
Okay, okay. What I need is another drink.
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just write it down and put it on my desk where I can't find it.
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 3 Episode 13 (S03E13) - 37
- We're just following Sid Freedman's advice. - Sid's the best.
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 3 Episode 13 (S03E13) - 38
and send him back to a nice, clean hospital, it just deepens the guilt.
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 3 Episode 13 (S03E13) - 39
Aw, Frank, you're not gonna call your mother again?
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 3 Episode 13 (S03E13) - 40
My wife says I'm easy to talk to... whenever we're talkin'.
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That's where I interned when I wasn't tryin' to sneak into the ballpark.
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[Moans]
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- You sure? - He's on his way to the R.O.K.
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where the key to the bottom of my liquor cabinet might be?
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 3 Episode 13 (S03E13) - 45
I'll request one for you right away.
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 3 Episode 13 (S03E13) - 46
Those tanks, they just kept coming and coming...
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 3 Episode 13 (S03E13) - 47
I really tried...
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[Dog Barks]
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Just gonna ease over... nice and friendly...

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and when the bell rings, Trapper will come over and beat your brains out.
#3
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the tanks, I guess.
#4
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 3 Episode 13 (S03E13) - 5
He goes to Tokyo, and that's an order.
#5
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Been losing screws and clickin' his heels ever since.
#6
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 3 Episode 13 (S03E13) - 7
Listen, I'd love for you to come up here and try your new therapy on him.
#7
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 3 Episode 13 (S03E13) - 8
Okay, I'll try.
#8
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 3 Episode 13 (S03E13) - 9
- Fine. You want to act it out or whisper it in my ear? - It's about Corporal Travis.
#9
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Personally, mine is at 2:00, 4:00 and 6:00 every day.
#13
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you're gonna get yourself a good job as a doorstop!
#15
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Otherwise, you're gonna be a pretty big papoose for somebody's backpack!
#16
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But if I shake hands with one more farmer, I'll probably be elected to office.
#18
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- How's your hand? - It's okay.
#19
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And it looks like Ike's got this nomination all sewn up.
#20
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- You haven't seen him, huh? - I don't think so.
#21
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- Uh, what'd he say? What'd he say? - "K-Kay... Kay koom moouh."
#22
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It's a very common dish among our older people.
#23
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- Wait a minute. We're still not out of the woods, Radar. - What do you mean?
#24
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Yes, ma'am.
#25
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Well, all right, but rest assured, I won't listen to a word I read.
#26
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"laying down your life, etcetera, so may not have time to write back.
#27
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"That's probably why everyone tells me I'm sweet. Ha ha.
#28
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The "Diddy Bo Diddy" thing?
#29
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"S-W-A-K, Wanda Nell.
#31
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- I swear it's a word. I swear it on Frank's life. - "Vailness"?
#33
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Okay, okay. What I need is another drink.
#34
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just write it down and put it on my desk where I can't find it.
#36
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- We're just following Sid Freedman's advice. - Sid's the best.
#37
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and send him back to a nice, clean hospital, it just deepens the guilt.
#38
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 3 Episode 13 (S03E13) - 39
Aw, Frank, you're not gonna call your mother again?
#39
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My wife says I'm easy to talk to... whenever we're talkin'.
#40
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That's where I interned when I wasn't tryin' to sneak into the ballpark.
#41
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[Moans]
#42
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- You sure? - He's on his way to the R.O.K.
#43
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where the key to the bottom of my liquor cabinet might be?
#44
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I'll request one for you right away.
#45
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Those tanks, they just kept coming and coming...
#46
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I really tried...
#47
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[Dog Barks]
#49
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Just gonna ease over... nice and friendly...
#50