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Season 3  "White Gold"  3x23

Aired 49 years ago - Mar 11, 1975

Colonel Flagg blows into camp trying to obtain penicillin to barter for information. But Flagg comes down with appendicitis, and the only penicillin he gets is in the keister.

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- Was it something I s... - No.
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The job's open, Margaret.
 Recap of M*A*S*H Season 3 Episode 23 (S03E23) - 6
It's still seven against one.
 Recap of M*A*S*H Season 3 Episode 23 (S03E23) - 7
- [Sighs] - Cat's got his tongue.
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- They're supposed to be this short. - No, they're not.
 Recap of M*A*S*H Season 3 Episode 23 (S03E23) - 9
All right, then why'd you take it?
 Recap of M*A*S*H Season 3 Episode 23 (S03E23) - 10
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 3 Episode 23 (S03E23) - 11
Well, you can't hardly find the other kind.
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You got that, son?
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killed in action about a month ago.
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Don't cross me, Colonel. We know where your family lives.
 Recap of M*A*S*H Season 3 Episode 23 (S03E23) - 16
Just get this signed by the attending doctors, Pierce and Mclntyre.
 Recap of M*A*S*H Season 3 Episode 23 (S03E23) - 17
- What is this? - It's a release of a prisoner.
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Recap of M*A*S*H Season 3 Episode 23 (S03E23) - 19
Yeah, you'd do anything for the cause.
 Recap of M*A*S*H Season 3 Episode 23 (S03E23) - 20
I have written permission to die in the attempt.
 Recap of M*A*S*H Season 3 Episode 23 (S03E23) - 21
Leave war to the professionals.
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- You're... - I know who I am.
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Thank you, Major.
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Aah!
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You think I'd do this to myself?
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Just... do it, hmm?
 Recap of M*A*S*H Season 3 Episode 23 (S03E23) - 34
There's something happening here I can't make out.
 Recap of M*A*S*H Season 3 Episode 23 (S03E23) - 35
I mean to increase it, so you can really enjoy it.
 Recap of M*A*S*H Season 3 Episode 23 (S03E23) - 36
You, uh, find him attractive?
 Recap of M*A*S*H Season 3 Episode 23 (S03E23) - 37
I'm sorry, darling. I just want you to think I'm as manly as he is.
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[Klinger] Watch out! I can't see anything!
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They're desperate for it up north, so we use it to buy information.
 Recap of M*A*S*H Season 3 Episode 23 (S03E23) - 43
Why are you harassing the colonel?
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I'm leaving tomorrow with the penicillin.
 Recap of M*A*S*H Season 3 Episode 23 (S03E23) - 45
- Well, we're also army. - You're army.
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His head's so twisted, he's gotta screw his cap on.
 Recap of M*A*S*H Season 3 Episode 23 (S03E23) - 47
Being a medic, son, you should know better.
 Recap of M*A*S*H Season 3 Episode 23 (S03E23) - 48
That's illegal!
 Recap of M*A*S*H Season 3 Episode 23 (S03E23) - 49
Thank you, sir.
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We should arrange it so the colonel leaves us alone indefinitely.

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- Was it something I s... - No.
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The job's open, Margaret.
#5 Recap of M*A*S*H Season 3 Episode 23 (S03E23) - 6
It's still seven against one.
#6 Recap of M*A*S*H Season 3 Episode 23 (S03E23) - 7
- [Sighs] - Cat's got his tongue.
#7 Recap of M*A*S*H Season 3 Episode 23 (S03E23) - 8
- They're supposed to be this short. - No, they're not.
#8 Recap of M*A*S*H Season 3 Episode 23 (S03E23) - 9
All right, then why'd you take it?
#9 Recap of M*A*S*H Season 3 Episode 23 (S03E23) - 10 #10 Recap of M*A*S*H Season 3 Episode 23 (S03E23) - 11
Well, you can't hardly find the other kind.
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You got that, son?
#12 Recap of M*A*S*H Season 3 Episode 23 (S03E23) - 13 #13 Recap of M*A*S*H Season 3 Episode 23 (S03E23) - 14
killed in action about a month ago.
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Don't cross me, Colonel. We know where your family lives.
#15 Recap of M*A*S*H Season 3 Episode 23 (S03E23) - 16
Just get this signed by the attending doctors, Pierce and Mclntyre.
#16 Recap of M*A*S*H Season 3 Episode 23 (S03E23) - 17
- What is this? - It's a release of a prisoner.
#17 Recap of M*A*S*H Season 3 Episode 23 (S03E23) - 18 #18 Recap of M*A*S*H Season 3 Episode 23 (S03E23) - 19
Yeah, you'd do anything for the cause.
#19 Recap of M*A*S*H Season 3 Episode 23 (S03E23) - 20
I have written permission to die in the attempt.
#20 Recap of M*A*S*H Season 3 Episode 23 (S03E23) - 21
Leave war to the professionals.
#21 Recap of M*A*S*H Season 3 Episode 23 (S03E23) - 22
- You're... - I know who I am.
#22 Recap of M*A*S*H Season 3 Episode 23 (S03E23) - 23 #23 Recap of M*A*S*H Season 3 Episode 23 (S03E23) - 24
Thank you, Major.
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Aah!
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You think I'd do this to myself?
#32 Recap of M*A*S*H Season 3 Episode 23 (S03E23) - 33
Just... do it, hmm?
#33 Recap of M*A*S*H Season 3 Episode 23 (S03E23) - 34
There's something happening here I can't make out.
#34 Recap of M*A*S*H Season 3 Episode 23 (S03E23) - 35
I mean to increase it, so you can really enjoy it.
#35 Recap of M*A*S*H Season 3 Episode 23 (S03E23) - 36
You, uh, find him attractive?
#36 Recap of M*A*S*H Season 3 Episode 23 (S03E23) - 37
I'm sorry, darling. I just want you to think I'm as manly as he is.
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[Klinger] Watch out! I can't see anything!
#40 Recap of M*A*S*H Season 3 Episode 23 (S03E23) - 41 #41 Recap of M*A*S*H Season 3 Episode 23 (S03E23) - 42
They're desperate for it up north, so we use it to buy information.
#42 Recap of M*A*S*H Season 3 Episode 23 (S03E23) - 43
Why are you harassing the colonel?
#43 Recap of M*A*S*H Season 3 Episode 23 (S03E23) - 44
I'm leaving tomorrow with the penicillin.
#44 Recap of M*A*S*H Season 3 Episode 23 (S03E23) - 45
- Well, we're also army. - You're army.
#45 Recap of M*A*S*H Season 3 Episode 23 (S03E23) - 46
His head's so twisted, he's gotta screw his cap on.
#46 Recap of M*A*S*H Season 3 Episode 23 (S03E23) - 47
Being a medic, son, you should know better.
#47 Recap of M*A*S*H Season 3 Episode 23 (S03E23) - 48
That's illegal!
#48 Recap of M*A*S*H Season 3 Episode 23 (S03E23) - 49
Thank you, sir.
#49 Recap of M*A*S*H Season 3 Episode 23 (S03E23) - 50
We should arrange it so the colonel leaves us alone indefinitely.
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