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M*A*S*H

S3 E16
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Season 3  "Bulletin Board"  3x16

Aired 50 years ago - Jan 14, 1975

Camp activities include Henry's nervous delivery of a sex lecture, with Hawkeye's and Trapper's heckling, a Shirley Temple movie, and a cookout.

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Recap of M*A*S*H Season 3 Episode 16 (S03E16) - 1
We are not here to add to the population.
 Recap of M*A*S*H Season 3 Episode 16 (S03E16) - 2
So don't add to its problems.
 Recap of M*A*S*H Season 3 Episode 16 (S03E16) - 3
so that you don't leave behind any little "monklets."
 Recap of M*A*S*H Season 3 Episode 16 (S03E16) - 4
Happens every time somebody wants me to invest in a war.
 Recap of M*A*S*H Season 3 Episode 16 (S03E16) - 5
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 3 Episode 16 (S03E16) - 6
My younger sister is getting married.
 Recap of M*A*S*H Season 3 Episode 16 (S03E16) - 7
- Two hundred and... - And $40.
 Recap of M*A*S*H Season 3 Episode 16 (S03E16) - 8
- Shh! - I just wanna borrow $240.
 Recap of M*A*S*H Season 3 Episode 16 (S03E16) - 9
She was caught in a store last week...
 Recap of M*A*S*H Season 3 Episode 16 (S03E16) - 10
"To give and not count the cost." St. Ignatius Loyola.
 Recap of M*A*S*H Season 3 Episode 16 (S03E16) - 11
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 3 Episode 16 (S03E16) - 12
Well, now that you're all of seven...
 Recap of M*A*S*H Season 3 Episode 16 (S03E16) - 13
Get up on your feet up.
 Recap of M*A*S*H Season 3 Episode 16 (S03E16) - 14
Why are we wasting this on each other for?
 Recap of M*A*S*H Season 3 Episode 16 (S03E16) - 15
- Colonel. - Yo.
 Recap of M*A*S*H Season 3 Episode 16 (S03E16) - 16
- Maybe somebody left a tip. - Aw, baloney!
 Recap of M*A*S*H Season 3 Episode 16 (S03E16) - 17
Hold it. What do you got?
 Recap of M*A*S*H Season 3 Episode 16 (S03E16) - 18
- Like I said. - Cut the shirt. Let's go.
 Recap of M*A*S*H Season 3 Episode 16 (S03E16) - 19
Frank, hypothermia is a state of reduced body temperature...
 Recap of M*A*S*H Season 3 Episode 16 (S03E16) - 20
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 3 Episode 16 (S03E16) - 21
which is also a holdover from last week.
 Recap of M*A*S*H Season 3 Episode 16 (S03E16) - 22
How would you like me to remove your teeth?
 Recap of M*A*S*H Season 3 Episode 16 (S03E16) - 23
- [Tap Dancing] - [Robinson] Hey.
 Recap of M*A*S*H Season 3 Episode 16 (S03E16) - 24
I've got a bleeder in post-op...
 Recap of M*A*S*H Season 3 Episode 16 (S03E16) - 25
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 3 Episode 16 (S03E16) - 26
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 3 Episode 16 (S03E16) - 27
- [People Chattering] - Klinger, sit down!
 Recap of M*A*S*H Season 3 Episode 16 (S03E16) - 28
[All Cheering, Applauding]
 Recap of M*A*S*H Season 3 Episode 16 (S03E16) - 29
Would you mind holding it down?
 Recap of M*A*S*H Season 3 Episode 16 (S03E16) - 30
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 3 Episode 16 (S03E16) - 31
Henry. You did everything you could.
 Recap of M*A*S*H Season 3 Episode 16 (S03E16) - 32
- ##[Drumming On Metal Cans] - ##[Vocalizing]
 Recap of M*A*S*H Season 3 Episode 16 (S03E16) - 33
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Recap of M*A*S*H Season 3 Episode 16 (S03E16) - 35
I love you, Judy.
 Recap of M*A*S*H Season 3 Episode 16 (S03E16) - 36
No? How much so far?
 Recap of M*A*S*H Season 3 Episode 16 (S03E16) - 37
And then you run back with the spoon and give the spoon to your partner.
 Recap of M*A*S*H Season 3 Episode 16 (S03E16) - 38
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Recap of M*A*S*H Season 3 Episode 16 (S03E16) - 44
I'll get around to avoiding you later.
 Recap of M*A*S*H Season 3 Episode 16 (S03E16) - 45
You bet your clusters, sweetie.
 Recap of M*A*S*H Season 3 Episode 16 (S03E16) - 46
I'll get it, Margaret.
 Recap of M*A*S*H Season 3 Episode 16 (S03E16) - 47
An I.O.U. And some mention of the interest?
 Recap of M*A*S*H Season 3 Episode 16 (S03E16) - 48
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 3 Episode 16 (S03E16) - 49
He always wanted a double-barreled slingshot.
 Recap of M*A*S*H Season 3 Episode 16 (S03E16) - 50
[Laughing]

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Recap of M*A*S*H Season 3 Episode 16 (S03E16) - 2
So don't add to its problems.
#2 Recap of M*A*S*H Season 3 Episode 16 (S03E16) - 3
so that you don't leave behind any little "monklets."
#3 Recap of M*A*S*H Season 3 Episode 16 (S03E16) - 4
Happens every time somebody wants me to invest in a war.
#4 Recap of M*A*S*H Season 3 Episode 16 (S03E16) - 5 #5 Recap of M*A*S*H Season 3 Episode 16 (S03E16) - 6
My younger sister is getting married.
#6 Recap of M*A*S*H Season 3 Episode 16 (S03E16) - 7
- Two hundred and... - And $40.
#7 Recap of M*A*S*H Season 3 Episode 16 (S03E16) - 8
- Shh! - I just wanna borrow $240.
#8 Recap of M*A*S*H Season 3 Episode 16 (S03E16) - 9
She was caught in a store last week...
#9 Recap of M*A*S*H Season 3 Episode 16 (S03E16) - 10
"To give and not count the cost." St. Ignatius Loyola.
#10 Recap of M*A*S*H Season 3 Episode 16 (S03E16) - 11 #11 Recap of M*A*S*H Season 3 Episode 16 (S03E16) - 12
Well, now that you're all of seven...
#12 Recap of M*A*S*H Season 3 Episode 16 (S03E16) - 13
Get up on your feet up.
#13 Recap of M*A*S*H Season 3 Episode 16 (S03E16) - 14
Why are we wasting this on each other for?
#14 Recap of M*A*S*H Season 3 Episode 16 (S03E16) - 15
- Colonel. - Yo.
#15 Recap of M*A*S*H Season 3 Episode 16 (S03E16) - 16
- Maybe somebody left a tip. - Aw, baloney!
#16 Recap of M*A*S*H Season 3 Episode 16 (S03E16) - 17
Hold it. What do you got?
#17 Recap of M*A*S*H Season 3 Episode 16 (S03E16) - 18
- Like I said. - Cut the shirt. Let's go.
#18 Recap of M*A*S*H Season 3 Episode 16 (S03E16) - 19
Frank, hypothermia is a state of reduced body temperature...
#19 Recap of M*A*S*H Season 3 Episode 16 (S03E16) - 20 #20 Recap of M*A*S*H Season 3 Episode 16 (S03E16) - 21
which is also a holdover from last week.
#21 Recap of M*A*S*H Season 3 Episode 16 (S03E16) - 22
How would you like me to remove your teeth?
#22 Recap of M*A*S*H Season 3 Episode 16 (S03E16) - 23
- [Tap Dancing] - [Robinson] Hey.
#23 Recap of M*A*S*H Season 3 Episode 16 (S03E16) - 24
I've got a bleeder in post-op...
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- [People Chattering] - Klinger, sit down!
#27 Recap of M*A*S*H Season 3 Episode 16 (S03E16) - 28
[All Cheering, Applauding]
#28 Recap of M*A*S*H Season 3 Episode 16 (S03E16) - 29
Would you mind holding it down?
#29 Recap of M*A*S*H Season 3 Episode 16 (S03E16) - 30 #30 Recap of M*A*S*H Season 3 Episode 16 (S03E16) - 31
Henry. You did everything you could.
#31 Recap of M*A*S*H Season 3 Episode 16 (S03E16) - 32
- ##[Drumming On Metal Cans] - ##[Vocalizing]
#32 Recap of M*A*S*H Season 3 Episode 16 (S03E16) - 33 #33 Recap of M*A*S*H Season 3 Episode 16 (S03E16) - 34 #34 Recap of M*A*S*H Season 3 Episode 16 (S03E16) - 35
I love you, Judy.
#35 Recap of M*A*S*H Season 3 Episode 16 (S03E16) - 36
No? How much so far?
#36 Recap of M*A*S*H Season 3 Episode 16 (S03E16) - 37
And then you run back with the spoon and give the spoon to your partner.
#37 Recap of M*A*S*H Season 3 Episode 16 (S03E16) - 38 #38 Recap of M*A*S*H Season 3 Episode 16 (S03E16) - 39 #39 Recap of M*A*S*H Season 3 Episode 16 (S03E16) - 40 #40 Recap of M*A*S*H Season 3 Episode 16 (S03E16) - 41 #41 Recap of M*A*S*H Season 3 Episode 16 (S03E16) - 42 #42 Recap of M*A*S*H Season 3 Episode 16 (S03E16) - 43 #43 Recap of M*A*S*H Season 3 Episode 16 (S03E16) - 44
I'll get around to avoiding you later.
#44 Recap of M*A*S*H Season 3 Episode 16 (S03E16) - 45
You bet your clusters, sweetie.
#45 Recap of M*A*S*H Season 3 Episode 16 (S03E16) - 46
I'll get it, Margaret.
#46 Recap of M*A*S*H Season 3 Episode 16 (S03E16) - 47
An I.O.U. And some mention of the interest?
#47 Recap of M*A*S*H Season 3 Episode 16 (S03E16) - 48 #48 Recap of M*A*S*H Season 3 Episode 16 (S03E16) - 49
He always wanted a double-barreled slingshot.
#49 Recap of M*A*S*H Season 3 Episode 16 (S03E16) - 50
[Laughing]
#50