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Season 7  "For the Sake of the Child"  7x5

Aired 15 years ago - Oct 19, 2009

Jake stops at nothing to get away from Charlie and Alan, after they embarrass him out in public.

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Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 7 Episode 5 (S07E05) - 1
Deled egg?
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Still t these left over from last Halloween.
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into a movie theater.
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who were not plowed when they saw it.
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Especially when his father stinks of deviled ass eggs.
 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 7 Episode 5 (S07E05) - 7
Hey.
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I want ice cream.
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in my sleep long before you came into my life,
 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 7 Episode 5 (S07E05) - 10
What... What do you want, Jake?
 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 7 Episode 5 (S07E05) - 11
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 7 Episode 5 (S07E05) - 12
I kind of got a sugar crash off that ice cream.
 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 7 Episode 5 (S07E05) - 13
I'll call you.
 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 7 Episode 5 (S07E05) - 14
Alright, get out.
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You are a leec
 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 7 Episode 5 (S07E05) - 16
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 7 Episode 5 (S07E05) - 17
You are odd...
 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 7 Episode 5 (S07E05) - 18
Well, we went iving, to the movies, um, ice cream.
 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 7 Episode 5 (S07E05) - 19
Judith, I-I-I don't know what Jake's problem is.
 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 7 Episode 5 (S07E05) - 20
I mean, no me than any other couple.
 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 7 Episode 5 (S07E05) - 21
's a teenager-- he'll get over it.
 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 7 Episode 5 (S07E05) - 22
It-it's because of you Jake doesn't want
 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 7 Episode 5 (S07E05) - 23
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 7 Episode 5 (S07E05) - 24
this could be considered a hostile work environment.
 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 7 Episode 5 (S07E05) - 25
Try drinking more.
 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 7 Episode 5 (S07E05) - 26
I mean, we have been fighting a lot lately.
 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 7 Episode 5 (S07E05) - 27
Why don't you just admit it?
 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 7 Episode 5 (S07E05) - 28
My point is, we have to work out our differences
 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 7 Episode 5 (S07E05) - 29
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 7 Episode 5 (S07E05) - 30
So you did this right before e kicked your ass out
 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 7 Episode 5 (S07E05) - 31
Uh, I will go first. Um...
 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 7 Episode 5 (S07E05) - 32
Three? Really?
 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 7 Episode 5 (S07E05) - 33
What did Judith put?
 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 7 Episode 5 (S07E05) - 34
Thank you.
 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 7 Episode 5 (S07E05) - 35
This time u start.
 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 7 Episode 5 (S07E05) - 36
All of God's creatureare perfect
 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 7 Episode 5 (S07E05) - 37
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 7 Episode 5 (S07E05) - 38
Just... Just nded three.
 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 7 Episode 5 (S07E05) - 39
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 7 Episode 5 (S07E05) - 40
So where's the kid this wkend?
 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 7 Episode 5 (S07E05) - 41
You knew who I was when y moved in here.
 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 7 Episode 5 (S07E05) - 42
Look, can we at least establish some ground rules
 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 7 Episode 5 (S07E05) - 43
I hate you.
 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 7 Episode 5 (S07E05) - 44
And your address!
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Where is he? In his room.
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for our behavior last week.
 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 7 Episode 5 (S07E05) - 48
Your uncle and I understa
 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 7 Episode 5 (S07E05) - 49
When did we embarrass you in public?
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At least I am not an aging pretty boy

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Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 7 Episode 5 (S07E05) - 2
Still t these left over from last Halloween.
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into a movie theater.
#3 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 7 Episode 5 (S07E05) - 4 #4 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 7 Episode 5 (S07E05) - 5
who were not plowed when they saw it.
#5 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 7 Episode 5 (S07E05) - 6
Especially when his father stinks of deviled ass eggs.
#6 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 7 Episode 5 (S07E05) - 7
Hey.
#7 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 7 Episode 5 (S07E05) - 8
I want ice cream.
#8 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 7 Episode 5 (S07E05) - 9
in my sleep long before you came into my life,
#9 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 7 Episode 5 (S07E05) - 10
What... What do you want, Jake?
#10 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 7 Episode 5 (S07E05) - 11 #11 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 7 Episode 5 (S07E05) - 12
I kind of got a sugar crash off that ice cream.
#12 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 7 Episode 5 (S07E05) - 13
I'll call you.
#13 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 7 Episode 5 (S07E05) - 14
Alright, get out.
#14 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 7 Episode 5 (S07E05) - 15
You are a leec
#15 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 7 Episode 5 (S07E05) - 16 #16 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 7 Episode 5 (S07E05) - 17
You are odd...
#17 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 7 Episode 5 (S07E05) - 18
Well, we went iving, to the movies, um, ice cream.
#18 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 7 Episode 5 (S07E05) - 19
Judith, I-I-I don't know what Jake's problem is.
#19 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 7 Episode 5 (S07E05) - 20
I mean, no me than any other couple.
#20 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 7 Episode 5 (S07E05) - 21
's a teenager-- he'll get over it.
#21 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 7 Episode 5 (S07E05) - 22
It-it's because of you Jake doesn't want
#22 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 7 Episode 5 (S07E05) - 23 #23 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 7 Episode 5 (S07E05) - 24
this could be considered a hostile work environment.
#24 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 7 Episode 5 (S07E05) - 25
Try drinking more.
#25 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 7 Episode 5 (S07E05) - 26
I mean, we have been fighting a lot lately.
#26 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 7 Episode 5 (S07E05) - 27
Why don't you just admit it?
#27 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 7 Episode 5 (S07E05) - 28
My point is, we have to work out our differences
#28 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 7 Episode 5 (S07E05) - 29 #29 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 7 Episode 5 (S07E05) - 30
So you did this right before e kicked your ass out
#30 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 7 Episode 5 (S07E05) - 31
Uh, I will go first. Um...
#31 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 7 Episode 5 (S07E05) - 32
Three? Really?
#32 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 7 Episode 5 (S07E05) - 33
What did Judith put?
#33 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 7 Episode 5 (S07E05) - 34
Thank you.
#34 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 7 Episode 5 (S07E05) - 35
This time u start.
#35 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 7 Episode 5 (S07E05) - 36
All of God's creatureare perfect
#36 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 7 Episode 5 (S07E05) - 37 #37 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 7 Episode 5 (S07E05) - 38
Just... Just nded three.
#38 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 7 Episode 5 (S07E05) - 39 #39 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 7 Episode 5 (S07E05) - 40
So where's the kid this wkend?
#40 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 7 Episode 5 (S07E05) - 41
You knew who I was when y moved in here.
#41 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 7 Episode 5 (S07E05) - 42
Look, can we at least establish some ground rules
#42 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 7 Episode 5 (S07E05) - 43
I hate you.
#43 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 7 Episode 5 (S07E05) - 44
And your address!
#44 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 7 Episode 5 (S07E05) - 45
Where is he? In his room.
#45 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 7 Episode 5 (S07E05) - 46 #46 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 7 Episode 5 (S07E05) - 47
for our behavior last week.
#47 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 7 Episode 5 (S07E05) - 48
Your uncle and I understa
#48 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 7 Episode 5 (S07E05) - 49
When did we embarrass you in public?
#49 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 7 Episode 5 (S07E05) - 50
At least I am not an aging pretty boy
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