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Season 7  "Mmm, Fish. Yum."  7x3

Aired 15 years ago - Oct 05, 2009

Alan ends up playing maid to Judith's new baby as well as his former mother-in-law. Meanwhile, Jake uses an incriminating photo to blackmail Charlie.

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Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 7 Episode 3 (S07E03) - 1
Because he thinks you're mad at him.
 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 7 Episode 3 (S07E03) - 2
He knows you resent him living here.
 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 7 Episode 3 (S07E03) - 3
Thanks.
 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 7 Episode 3 (S07E03) - 4
"I feel bad about your shoulder, so you just lie still
 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 7 Episode 3 (S07E03) - 5
Oh.
 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 7 Episode 3 (S07E03) - 6
Was that a "yes" or a "no"?
 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 7 Episode 3 (S07E03) - 7
(alarm blaring) Hello?
 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 7 Episode 3 (S07E03) - 8
Uh, is that the house alarm?
 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 7 Episode 3 (S07E03) - 9
Pound is the little tic-tac-toe board.
 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 7 Episode 3 (S07E03) - 10
Your grandson.
 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 7 Episode 3 (S07E03) - 11
(grunting): I gotta go.
 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 7 Episode 3 (S07E03) - 12
You left out thinning hair and poopy pants.
 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 7 Episode 3 (S07E03) - 13
I pushed all the buttons, but I can't get it to stop.
 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 7 Episode 3 (S07E03) - 14
(crying continues) oh, here, let me see if I can turn this alarm off.
 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 7 Episode 3 (S07E03) - 15
Worked like a charm.
 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 7 Episode 3 (S07E03) - 16
I just have knack for babies.
 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 7 Episode 3 (S07E03) - 17
As drop me from an airplane with an anvil necklace.
 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 7 Episode 3 (S07E03) - 18
She looks a little like a fruit bat.
 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 7 Episode 3 (S07E03) - 19
Uh... Lenore, it's really none of my business,
 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 7 Episode 3 (S07E03) - 20
Anyway, I was there for pills. I've never had a problem with alcohol.
 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 7 Episode 3 (S07E03) - 21
Where did I hide those muscle relaxers
 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 7 Episode 3 (S07E03) - 22
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 7 Episode 3 (S07E03) - 23
You hungry?
 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 7 Episode 3 (S07E03) - 24
You know, you could nap in the car.
 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 7 Episode 3 (S07E03) - 25
(grunting)
 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 7 Episode 3 (S07E03) - 26
You're lucky you're single, Alan.
 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 7 Episode 3 (S07E03) - 27
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 7 Episode 3 (S07E03) - 28
If you don't like it, roll over.
 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 7 Episode 3 (S07E03) - 29
Do you know what happens to a woman's body
 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 7 Episode 3 (S07E03) - 30
All right, well...
 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 7 Episode 3 (S07E03) - 31
Dust, human skulls.
 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 7 Episode 3 (S07E03) - 32
Oh, oh, I'm...
 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 7 Episode 3 (S07E03) - 33
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 7 Episode 3 (S07E03) - 34
Look, you wanna eat or not?
 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 7 Episode 3 (S07E03) - 35
Sounds like you ran over a cat.
 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 7 Episode 3 (S07E03) - 36
No, she will not be happy.
 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 7 Episode 3 (S07E03) - 37
She doesn't have to know.
 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 7 Episode 3 (S07E03) - 38
Good plan, except...
 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 7 Episode 3 (S07E03) - 39
But can you really afford to take that chance?
 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 7 Episode 3 (S07E03) - 40
Forget it, I'm not sleepy.
 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 7 Episode 3 (S07E03) - 41
(phone ringing)
 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 7 Episode 3 (S07E03) - 42
Before this day is over,
 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 7 Episode 3 (S07E03) - 43
Hello?
 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 7 Episode 3 (S07E03) - 44
To check on your mother who you assured me was clean and sober?
 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 7 Episode 3 (S07E03) - 45
Tragic.
 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 7 Episode 3 (S07E03) - 46
Not bad.
 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 7 Episode 3 (S07E03) - 47
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 7 Episode 3 (S07E03) - 48
Chelsea: Charlie, I'm home!
 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 7 Episode 3 (S07E03) - 49
No, but if I was a cat I'd probably be on the beach.
 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 7 Episode 3 (S07E03) - 50
We all will.

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Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 7 Episode 3 (S07E03) - 2
He knows you resent him living here.
#2 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 7 Episode 3 (S07E03) - 3
Thanks.
#3 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 7 Episode 3 (S07E03) - 4
"I feel bad about your shoulder, so you just lie still
#4 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 7 Episode 3 (S07E03) - 5
Oh.
#5 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 7 Episode 3 (S07E03) - 6
Was that a "yes" or a "no"?
#6 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 7 Episode 3 (S07E03) - 7
(alarm blaring) Hello?
#7 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 7 Episode 3 (S07E03) - 8
Uh, is that the house alarm?
#8 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 7 Episode 3 (S07E03) - 9
Pound is the little tic-tac-toe board.
#9 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 7 Episode 3 (S07E03) - 10
Your grandson.
#10 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 7 Episode 3 (S07E03) - 11
(grunting): I gotta go.
#11 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 7 Episode 3 (S07E03) - 12
You left out thinning hair and poopy pants.
#12 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 7 Episode 3 (S07E03) - 13
I pushed all the buttons, but I can't get it to stop.
#13 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 7 Episode 3 (S07E03) - 14
(crying continues) oh, here, let me see if I can turn this alarm off.
#14 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 7 Episode 3 (S07E03) - 15
Worked like a charm.
#15 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 7 Episode 3 (S07E03) - 16
I just have knack for babies.
#16 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 7 Episode 3 (S07E03) - 17
As drop me from an airplane with an anvil necklace.
#17 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 7 Episode 3 (S07E03) - 18
She looks a little like a fruit bat.
#18 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 7 Episode 3 (S07E03) - 19
Uh... Lenore, it's really none of my business,
#19 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 7 Episode 3 (S07E03) - 20
Anyway, I was there for pills. I've never had a problem with alcohol.
#20 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 7 Episode 3 (S07E03) - 21
Where did I hide those muscle relaxers
#21 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 7 Episode 3 (S07E03) - 22 #22 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 7 Episode 3 (S07E03) - 23
You hungry?
#23 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 7 Episode 3 (S07E03) - 24
You know, you could nap in the car.
#24 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 7 Episode 3 (S07E03) - 25
(grunting)
#25 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 7 Episode 3 (S07E03) - 26
You're lucky you're single, Alan.
#26 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 7 Episode 3 (S07E03) - 27 #27 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 7 Episode 3 (S07E03) - 28
If you don't like it, roll over.
#28 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 7 Episode 3 (S07E03) - 29
Do you know what happens to a woman's body
#29 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 7 Episode 3 (S07E03) - 30
All right, well...
#30 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 7 Episode 3 (S07E03) - 31
Dust, human skulls.
#31 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 7 Episode 3 (S07E03) - 32
Oh, oh, I'm...
#32 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 7 Episode 3 (S07E03) - 33 #33 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 7 Episode 3 (S07E03) - 34
Look, you wanna eat or not?
#34 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 7 Episode 3 (S07E03) - 35
Sounds like you ran over a cat.
#35 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 7 Episode 3 (S07E03) - 36
No, she will not be happy.
#36 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 7 Episode 3 (S07E03) - 37
She doesn't have to know.
#37 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 7 Episode 3 (S07E03) - 38
Good plan, except...
#38 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 7 Episode 3 (S07E03) - 39
But can you really afford to take that chance?
#39 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 7 Episode 3 (S07E03) - 40
Forget it, I'm not sleepy.
#40 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 7 Episode 3 (S07E03) - 41
(phone ringing)
#41 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 7 Episode 3 (S07E03) - 42
Before this day is over,
#42 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 7 Episode 3 (S07E03) - 43
Hello?
#43 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 7 Episode 3 (S07E03) - 44
To check on your mother who you assured me was clean and sober?
#44 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 7 Episode 3 (S07E03) - 45
Tragic.
#45 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 7 Episode 3 (S07E03) - 46
Not bad.
#46 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 7 Episode 3 (S07E03) - 47 #47 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 7 Episode 3 (S07E03) - 48
Chelsea: Charlie, I'm home!
#48 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 7 Episode 3 (S07E03) - 49
No, but if I was a cat I'd probably be on the beach.
#49 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 7 Episode 3 (S07E03) - 50
We all will.
#50