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Season 7  "Keith Moon Is Vomiting in His Grave"  7x19

Aired 14 years ago - Apr 12, 2010

Alan is torn between the bad influence of Jake's new friend and the hotness of his mother.

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Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 7 Episode 19 (S07E19) - 1
♪ He's a member of the PTA ♪
 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 7 Episode 19 (S07E19) - 2
Stupid drummers.
 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 7 Episode 19 (S07E19) - 3
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 7 Episode 19 (S07E19) - 4
Alfalfa?
 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 7 Episode 19 (S07E19) - 5
Rhymes with, uh...
 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 7 Episode 19 (S07E19) - 6
Hold on I'll think of it.
 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 7 Episode 19 (S07E19) - 7
Okay, but I got to warn you,
 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 7 Episode 19 (S07E19) - 8
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 7 Episode 19 (S07E19) - 9
And that's what he was trying to do
 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 7 Episode 19 (S07E19) - 10
Mr. Boots, you're okay!
 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 7 Episode 19 (S07E19) - 11
Last I saw them, they were stealing beer
 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 7 Episode 19 (S07E19) - 12
Damn it.
 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 7 Episode 19 (S07E19) - 13
Eldridge isn't his only guy friend !
 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 7 Episode 19 (S07E19) - 14
Yeah, that's really worked for you.
 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 7 Episode 19 (S07E19) - 15
♪ Men ♪
 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 7 Episode 19 (S07E19) - 16
For God's sake, that's wicker!
 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 7 Episode 19 (S07E19) - 17
How's it hanging, Alfalfa?
 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 7 Episode 19 (S07E19) - 18
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 7 Episode 19 (S07E19) - 19
Thanks.
 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 7 Episode 19 (S07E19) - 20
But I met this advertising guy
 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 7 Episode 19 (S07E19) - 21
"make a switch" with "feminine itch."
 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 7 Episode 19 (S07E19) - 22
and hosing teenage barf out of wicker baskets.
 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 7 Episode 19 (S07E19) - 23
♪ I'm barfing in a basket. ♪
 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 7 Episode 19 (S07E19) - 24
Hi. I'm here to pick up Eldridge.
 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 7 Episode 19 (S07E19) - 25
♪ Men ♪
 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 7 Episode 19 (S07E19) - 26
You suck! And you're ruining my life!
 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 7 Episode 19 (S07E19) - 27
What happened to giving her a piece of your mind?
 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 7 Episode 19 (S07E19) - 28
Last thing she needs
 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 7 Episode 19 (S07E19) - 29
with a classy woman like Lyndsey, there's no nailing.
 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 7 Episode 19 (S07E19) - 30
You're going to need three penises
 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 7 Episode 19 (S07E19) - 31
Why not?
 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 7 Episode 19 (S07E19) - 32
If I jump off a bridge and land on top of some broad Jake knows,
 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 7 Episode 19 (S07E19) - 33
♪ Men ♪
 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 7 Episode 19 (S07E19) - 34
Here's your wastebasket.
 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 7 Episode 19 (S07E19) - 35
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 7 Episode 19 (S07E19) - 36
Let me finish.
 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 7 Episode 19 (S07E19) - 37
That is not how I raised you.
 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 7 Episode 19 (S07E19) - 38
Jake, listen to me. This is very important.
 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 7 Episode 19 (S07E19) - 39
Huh.
 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 7 Episode 19 (S07E19) - 40
♪ Up, up, and away in my... ♪
 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 7 Episode 19 (S07E19) - 41
So what's up?
 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 7 Episode 19 (S07E19) - 42
She called me. Wants to have drinks.
 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 7 Episode 19 (S07E19) - 43
And-and second of all, Jake went out and had drinks last night
 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 7 Episode 19 (S07E19) - 44
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 7 Episode 19 (S07E19) - 45
and spend time with another grownup.
 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 7 Episode 19 (S07E19) - 46
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 7 Episode 19 (S07E19) - 47
Oh, you're so dirty!
 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 7 Episode 19 (S07E19) - 48
♪ Men ♪
 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 7 Episode 19 (S07E19) - 49
Hey-hey-hey-hey- hey-hey!
 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 7 Episode 19 (S07E19) - 50
No, you didn't.

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Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 7 Episode 19 (S07E19) - 2
Stupid drummers.
#2 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 7 Episode 19 (S07E19) - 3 #3 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 7 Episode 19 (S07E19) - 4
Alfalfa?
#4 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 7 Episode 19 (S07E19) - 5
Rhymes with, uh...
#5 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 7 Episode 19 (S07E19) - 6
Hold on I'll think of it.
#6 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 7 Episode 19 (S07E19) - 7
Okay, but I got to warn you,
#7 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 7 Episode 19 (S07E19) - 8 #8 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 7 Episode 19 (S07E19) - 9
And that's what he was trying to do
#9 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 7 Episode 19 (S07E19) - 10
Mr. Boots, you're okay!
#10 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 7 Episode 19 (S07E19) - 11
Last I saw them, they were stealing beer
#11 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 7 Episode 19 (S07E19) - 12
Damn it.
#12 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 7 Episode 19 (S07E19) - 13
Eldridge isn't his only guy friend !
#13 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 7 Episode 19 (S07E19) - 14
Yeah, that's really worked for you.
#14 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 7 Episode 19 (S07E19) - 15
♪ Men ♪
#15 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 7 Episode 19 (S07E19) - 16
For God's sake, that's wicker!
#16 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 7 Episode 19 (S07E19) - 17
How's it hanging, Alfalfa?
#17 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 7 Episode 19 (S07E19) - 18 #18 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 7 Episode 19 (S07E19) - 19
Thanks.
#19 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 7 Episode 19 (S07E19) - 20
But I met this advertising guy
#20 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 7 Episode 19 (S07E19) - 21
"make a switch" with "feminine itch."
#21 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 7 Episode 19 (S07E19) - 22
and hosing teenage barf out of wicker baskets.
#22 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 7 Episode 19 (S07E19) - 23
♪ I'm barfing in a basket. ♪
#23 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 7 Episode 19 (S07E19) - 24
Hi. I'm here to pick up Eldridge.
#24 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 7 Episode 19 (S07E19) - 25
♪ Men ♪
#25 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 7 Episode 19 (S07E19) - 26
You suck! And you're ruining my life!
#26 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 7 Episode 19 (S07E19) - 27
What happened to giving her a piece of your mind?
#27 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 7 Episode 19 (S07E19) - 28
Last thing she needs
#28 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 7 Episode 19 (S07E19) - 29
with a classy woman like Lyndsey, there's no nailing.
#29 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 7 Episode 19 (S07E19) - 30
You're going to need three penises
#30 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 7 Episode 19 (S07E19) - 31
Why not?
#31 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 7 Episode 19 (S07E19) - 32
If I jump off a bridge and land on top of some broad Jake knows,
#32 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 7 Episode 19 (S07E19) - 33
♪ Men ♪
#33 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 7 Episode 19 (S07E19) - 34
Here's your wastebasket.
#34 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 7 Episode 19 (S07E19) - 35 #35 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 7 Episode 19 (S07E19) - 36
Let me finish.
#36 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 7 Episode 19 (S07E19) - 37
That is not how I raised you.
#37 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 7 Episode 19 (S07E19) - 38
Jake, listen to me. This is very important.
#38 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 7 Episode 19 (S07E19) - 39
Huh.
#39 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 7 Episode 19 (S07E19) - 40
♪ Up, up, and away in my... ♪
#40 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 7 Episode 19 (S07E19) - 41
So what's up?
#41 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 7 Episode 19 (S07E19) - 42
She called me. Wants to have drinks.
#42 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 7 Episode 19 (S07E19) - 43
And-and second of all, Jake went out and had drinks last night
#43 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 7 Episode 19 (S07E19) - 44 #44 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 7 Episode 19 (S07E19) - 45
and spend time with another grownup.
#45 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 7 Episode 19 (S07E19) - 46 #46 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 7 Episode 19 (S07E19) - 47
Oh, you're so dirty!
#47 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 7 Episode 19 (S07E19) - 48
♪ Men ♪
#48 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 7 Episode 19 (S07E19) - 49
Hey-hey-hey-hey- hey-hey!
#49 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 7 Episode 19 (S07E19) - 50
No, you didn't.
#50