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Season 7  "Tinkle Like a Princess"  7x16

Aired 14 years ago - Mar 01, 2010

Charlie runs off to Vegas and returns with a new wife, but she's not Chelsea.

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Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 7 Episode 16 (S07E16) - 1
It's time to get up.
 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 7 Episode 16 (S07E16) - 2
She was the best thing that ever happened to me, Alan.
 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 7 Episode 16 (S07E16) - 3
I have all the things you don't.
 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 7 Episode 16 (S07E16) - 4
The bathroom?
 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 7 Episode 16 (S07E16) - 5
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 7 Episode 16 (S07E16) - 6
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 7 Episode 16 (S07E16) - 7
You know the part that I don't understand, Judith,
 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 7 Episode 16 (S07E16) - 8
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 7 Episode 16 (S07E16) - 9
What's wrong with him?
 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 7 Episode 16 (S07E16) - 10
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 7 Episode 16 (S07E16) - 11
Oh. Dating?
 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 7 Episode 16 (S07E16) - 12
'Cause let me tell you something.
 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 7 Episode 16 (S07E16) - 13
and asks you to marry him and have his children!
 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 7 Episode 16 (S07E16) - 14
Why? She's just another woman that wants to change me.
 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 7 Episode 16 (S07E16) - 15
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 7 Episode 16 (S07E16) - 16
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 7 Episode 16 (S07E16) - 17
that's how you made me.
 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 7 Episode 16 (S07E16) - 18
So, anything you can do would be much appreciated.
 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 7 Episode 16 (S07E16) - 19
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 7 Episode 16 (S07E16) - 20
May be broke and riddled with gonorrhea,
 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 7 Episode 16 (S07E16) - 21
The house, the Mercedes,
 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 7 Episode 16 (S07E16) - 22
Welcome to your new home, baby.
 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 7 Episode 16 (S07E16) - 23
All right, who's who?
 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 7 Episode 16 (S07E16) - 24
Hi, Mom.
 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 7 Episode 16 (S07E16) - 25
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 7 Episode 16 (S07E16) - 26
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 7 Episode 16 (S07E16) - 27
Aunt Betsy made a lot of noise last night.
 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 7 Episode 16 (S07E16) - 28
or is she taking a hot, soapy shower?
 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 7 Episode 16 (S07E16) - 29
So, where'd you meet your soul mate?
 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 7 Episode 16 (S07E16) - 30
No, she's a stripper and part-time masseuse.
 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 7 Episode 16 (S07E16) - 31
I think he did. Oh, Dad,
 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 7 Episode 16 (S07E16) - 32
we're cleaning out her locker at the strip club
 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 7 Episode 16 (S07E16) - 33
Oh, that's okay.
 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 7 Episode 16 (S07E16) - 34
You just make yourself at home.
 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 7 Episode 16 (S07E16) - 35
and get this marriage annulled immediately.
 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 7 Episode 16 (S07E16) - 36
I know I love her and she loves me for exactly who I am.
 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 7 Episode 16 (S07E16) - 37
You're lucky you're not a girl.
 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 7 Episode 16 (S07E16) - 38
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 7 Episode 16 (S07E16) - 39
She just took Skipper for a walk.
 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 7 Episode 16 (S07E16) - 40
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 7 Episode 16 (S07E16) - 41
Me, too.
 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 7 Episode 16 (S07E16) - 42
You really want to open this kettle of fish now?
 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 7 Episode 16 (S07E16) - 43
Lucky for you!
 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 7 Episode 16 (S07E16) - 44
There's no law that says we can't order the area rug later
 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 7 Episode 16 (S07E16) - 45
except just to say it.
 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 7 Episode 16 (S07E16) - 46
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 7 Episode 16 (S07E16) - 47
Okay, just checking.
 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 7 Episode 16 (S07E16) - 48
Please, Chelsea, take me back and turn me into someone else.
 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 7 Episode 16 (S07E16) - 49
I'm really sorry.
 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 7 Episode 16 (S07E16) - 50
He is handsome.

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Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 7 Episode 16 (S07E16) - 2
She was the best thing that ever happened to me, Alan.
#2 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 7 Episode 16 (S07E16) - 3
I have all the things you don't.
#3 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 7 Episode 16 (S07E16) - 4
The bathroom?
#4 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 7 Episode 16 (S07E16) - 5 #5 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 7 Episode 16 (S07E16) - 6 #6 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 7 Episode 16 (S07E16) - 7
You know the part that I don't understand, Judith,
#7 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 7 Episode 16 (S07E16) - 8 #8 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 7 Episode 16 (S07E16) - 9
What's wrong with him?
#9 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 7 Episode 16 (S07E16) - 10 #10 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 7 Episode 16 (S07E16) - 11
Oh. Dating?
#11 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 7 Episode 16 (S07E16) - 12
'Cause let me tell you something.
#12 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 7 Episode 16 (S07E16) - 13
and asks you to marry him and have his children!
#13 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 7 Episode 16 (S07E16) - 14
Why? She's just another woman that wants to change me.
#14 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 7 Episode 16 (S07E16) - 15 #15 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 7 Episode 16 (S07E16) - 16 #16 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 7 Episode 16 (S07E16) - 17
that's how you made me.
#17 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 7 Episode 16 (S07E16) - 18
So, anything you can do would be much appreciated.
#18 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 7 Episode 16 (S07E16) - 19 #19 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 7 Episode 16 (S07E16) - 20
May be broke and riddled with gonorrhea,
#20 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 7 Episode 16 (S07E16) - 21
The house, the Mercedes,
#21 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 7 Episode 16 (S07E16) - 22
Welcome to your new home, baby.
#22 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 7 Episode 16 (S07E16) - 23
All right, who's who?
#23 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 7 Episode 16 (S07E16) - 24
Hi, Mom.
#24 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 7 Episode 16 (S07E16) - 25 #25 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 7 Episode 16 (S07E16) - 26 #26 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 7 Episode 16 (S07E16) - 27
Aunt Betsy made a lot of noise last night.
#27 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 7 Episode 16 (S07E16) - 28
or is she taking a hot, soapy shower?
#28 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 7 Episode 16 (S07E16) - 29
So, where'd you meet your soul mate?
#29 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 7 Episode 16 (S07E16) - 30
No, she's a stripper and part-time masseuse.
#30 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 7 Episode 16 (S07E16) - 31
I think he did. Oh, Dad,
#31 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 7 Episode 16 (S07E16) - 32
we're cleaning out her locker at the strip club
#32 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 7 Episode 16 (S07E16) - 33
Oh, that's okay.
#33 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 7 Episode 16 (S07E16) - 34
You just make yourself at home.
#34 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 7 Episode 16 (S07E16) - 35
and get this marriage annulled immediately.
#35 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 7 Episode 16 (S07E16) - 36
I know I love her and she loves me for exactly who I am.
#36 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 7 Episode 16 (S07E16) - 37
You're lucky you're not a girl.
#37 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 7 Episode 16 (S07E16) - 38 #38 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 7 Episode 16 (S07E16) - 39
She just took Skipper for a walk.
#39 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 7 Episode 16 (S07E16) - 40 #40 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 7 Episode 16 (S07E16) - 41
Me, too.
#41 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 7 Episode 16 (S07E16) - 42
You really want to open this kettle of fish now?
#42 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 7 Episode 16 (S07E16) - 43
Lucky for you!
#43 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 7 Episode 16 (S07E16) - 44
There's no law that says we can't order the area rug later
#44 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 7 Episode 16 (S07E16) - 45
except just to say it.
#45 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 7 Episode 16 (S07E16) - 46 #46 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 7 Episode 16 (S07E16) - 47
Okay, just checking.
#47 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 7 Episode 16 (S07E16) - 48
Please, Chelsea, take me back and turn me into someone else.
#48 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 7 Episode 16 (S07E16) - 49
I'm really sorry.
#49 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 7 Episode 16 (S07E16) - 50
He is handsome.
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