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Season 7  "Aye, Aye, Captain Douche"  7x15

Aired 14 years ago - Feb 08, 2010

Chelsea and Charlie's relationship is at risk when Charlie's jealousy comes between them.

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Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 7 Episode 15 (S07E15) - 1
I'm not sure.
 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 7 Episode 15 (S07E15) - 2
So, when you say a bunch of you stayed to clean up,
 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 7 Episode 15 (S07E15) - 3
You could've come with me, you know.
 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 7 Episode 15 (S07E15) - 4
I'm not sure.
 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 7 Episode 15 (S07E15) - 5
I'm not sure.
 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 7 Episode 15 (S07E15) - 6
Aye, aye, Captain Douche.
 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 7 Episode 15 (S07E15) - 7
You know, there's more than one way to satisfy a woman.
 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 7 Episode 15 (S07E15) - 8
Touché, douché.
 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 7 Episode 15 (S07E15) - 9
: * I've got to go away *
 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 7 Episode 15 (S07E15) - 10
Old girlfriend?
 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 7 Episode 15 (S07E15) - 11
For your information, Chelsea's the one who came home late.
 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 7 Episode 15 (S07E15) - 12
I don't know, maybe the nine or ten times I found you passed out
 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 7 Episode 15 (S07E15) - 13
Mmm, boy!
 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 7 Episode 15 (S07E15) - 14
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 7 Episode 15 (S07E15) - 15
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 7 Episode 15 (S07E15) - 16
Don't push me. I'm not in the mood.
 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 7 Episode 15 (S07E15) - 17
Tennis balls.
 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 7 Episode 15 (S07E15) - 18
No, he's not.
 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 7 Episode 15 (S07E15) - 19
why not make that guy you?
 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 7 Episode 15 (S07E15) - 20
♪♪♪
 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 7 Episode 15 (S07E15) - 21
because she deserves the best.
 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 7 Episode 15 (S07E15) - 22
I've got the best of intentions, but by January third or fourth,
 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 7 Episode 15 (S07E15) - 23
Is there any coffee?
 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 7 Episode 15 (S07E15) - 24
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 7 Episode 15 (S07E15) - 25
Yeah.
 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 7 Episode 15 (S07E15) - 26
Nothing I like better on a Sunday
 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 7 Episode 15 (S07E15) - 27
Yeah, yeah, yeah, he's a freakin' saint.
 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 7 Episode 15 (S07E15) - 28
I'm not the one sneakin' around seeing somebody
 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 7 Episode 15 (S07E15) - 29
* Men. *
 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 7 Episode 15 (S07E15) - 30
And second, I am not gonna discuss my personal life
 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 7 Episode 15 (S07E15) - 31
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 7 Episode 15 (S07E15) - 32
And this is what we've been living with.
 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 7 Episode 15 (S07E15) - 33
Yeah, but I'm the underdog, and everybody loves the underdog.
 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 7 Episode 15 (S07E15) - 34
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 7 Episode 15 (S07E15) - 35
She's staying with her father for a few days.
 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 7 Episode 15 (S07E15) - 36
I was never meant to be tied down to one woman, anyway.
 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 7 Episode 15 (S07E15) - 37
That is true. In a healthy relationship,
 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 7 Episode 15 (S07E15) - 38
Then why is she running off with Braa-ad?
 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 7 Episode 15 (S07E15) - 39
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 7 Episode 15 (S07E15) - 40
I can't sleep in my bed.
 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 7 Episode 15 (S07E15) - 41
All right.
 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 7 Episode 15 (S07E15) - 42
asked and answered.
 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 7 Episode 15 (S07E15) - 43
No... no, he's up.
 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 7 Episode 15 (S07E15) - 44
Hey, Charlie?
 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 7 Episode 15 (S07E15) - 45
Uh-huh.
 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 7 Episode 15 (S07E15) - 46
Half hour? No problem. See ya.
 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 7 Episode 15 (S07E15) - 47
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 7 Episode 15 (S07E15) - 48
We need to talk about Brad. No, no, we don't.
 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 7 Episode 15 (S07E15) - 49
Oh, this is never good.
 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 7 Episode 15 (S07E15) - 50
Let's go home.

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Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 7 Episode 15 (S07E15) - 2
So, when you say a bunch of you stayed to clean up,
#2 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 7 Episode 15 (S07E15) - 3
You could've come with me, you know.
#3 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 7 Episode 15 (S07E15) - 4
I'm not sure.
#4 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 7 Episode 15 (S07E15) - 5
I'm not sure.
#5 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 7 Episode 15 (S07E15) - 6
Aye, aye, Captain Douche.
#6 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 7 Episode 15 (S07E15) - 7
You know, there's more than one way to satisfy a woman.
#7 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 7 Episode 15 (S07E15) - 8
Touché, douché.
#8 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 7 Episode 15 (S07E15) - 9
: * I've got to go away *
#9 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 7 Episode 15 (S07E15) - 10
Old girlfriend?
#10 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 7 Episode 15 (S07E15) - 11
For your information, Chelsea's the one who came home late.
#11 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 7 Episode 15 (S07E15) - 12
I don't know, maybe the nine or ten times I found you passed out
#12 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 7 Episode 15 (S07E15) - 13
Mmm, boy!
#13 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 7 Episode 15 (S07E15) - 14 #14 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 7 Episode 15 (S07E15) - 15 #15 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 7 Episode 15 (S07E15) - 16
Don't push me. I'm not in the mood.
#16 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 7 Episode 15 (S07E15) - 17
Tennis balls.
#17 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 7 Episode 15 (S07E15) - 18
No, he's not.
#18 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 7 Episode 15 (S07E15) - 19
why not make that guy you?
#19 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 7 Episode 15 (S07E15) - 20
♪♪♪
#20 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 7 Episode 15 (S07E15) - 21
because she deserves the best.
#21 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 7 Episode 15 (S07E15) - 22
I've got the best of intentions, but by January third or fourth,
#22 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 7 Episode 15 (S07E15) - 23
Is there any coffee?
#23 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 7 Episode 15 (S07E15) - 24 #24 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 7 Episode 15 (S07E15) - 25
Yeah.
#25 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 7 Episode 15 (S07E15) - 26
Nothing I like better on a Sunday
#26 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 7 Episode 15 (S07E15) - 27
Yeah, yeah, yeah, he's a freakin' saint.
#27 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 7 Episode 15 (S07E15) - 28
I'm not the one sneakin' around seeing somebody
#28 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 7 Episode 15 (S07E15) - 29
* Men. *
#29 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 7 Episode 15 (S07E15) - 30
And second, I am not gonna discuss my personal life
#30 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 7 Episode 15 (S07E15) - 31 #31 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 7 Episode 15 (S07E15) - 32
And this is what we've been living with.
#32 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 7 Episode 15 (S07E15) - 33
Yeah, but I'm the underdog, and everybody loves the underdog.
#33 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 7 Episode 15 (S07E15) - 34 #34 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 7 Episode 15 (S07E15) - 35
She's staying with her father for a few days.
#35 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 7 Episode 15 (S07E15) - 36
I was never meant to be tied down to one woman, anyway.
#36 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 7 Episode 15 (S07E15) - 37
That is true. In a healthy relationship,
#37 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 7 Episode 15 (S07E15) - 38
Then why is she running off with Braa-ad?
#38 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 7 Episode 15 (S07E15) - 39 #39 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 7 Episode 15 (S07E15) - 40
I can't sleep in my bed.
#40 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 7 Episode 15 (S07E15) - 41
All right.
#41 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 7 Episode 15 (S07E15) - 42
asked and answered.
#42 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 7 Episode 15 (S07E15) - 43
No... no, he's up.
#43 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 7 Episode 15 (S07E15) - 44
Hey, Charlie?
#44 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 7 Episode 15 (S07E15) - 45
Uh-huh.
#45 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 7 Episode 15 (S07E15) - 46
Half hour? No problem. See ya.
#46 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 7 Episode 15 (S07E15) - 47 #47 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 7 Episode 15 (S07E15) - 48
We need to talk about Brad. No, no, we don't.
#48 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 7 Episode 15 (S07E15) - 49
Oh, this is never good.
#49 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 7 Episode 15 (S07E15) - 50
Let's go home.
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