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Season 7  "Yay, No Polyps!"  7x13

Aired 14 years ago - Jan 18, 2010

Charlie opts to have a colonoscopy in order to avoid going on a trip with Chelsea to see her parents. However, when he returns home, he finds her parents at his house.

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Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 7 Episode 13 (S07E13) - 1
♪ Men. ♪
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Then, afterwards, we'll go out for a couple of drinks,
 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 7 Episode 13 (S07E13) - 4
I'll get some "Oh, poor Charlie" sex,
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Yes.
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Oh, that's not necessary. I'll take you.
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Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 7 Episode 13 (S07E13) - 8
Can you believe it?
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Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 7 Episode 13 (S07E13) - 10
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 7 Episode 13 (S07E13) - 11
Oh, right, you've done this before.
 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 7 Episode 13 (S07E13) - 12
in the spirit in which it was intended.
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Why isn't Uncle Charlie eating?
 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 7 Episode 13 (S07E13) - 14
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 7 Episode 13 (S07E13) - 15
Don't rub it in.
 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 7 Episode 13 (S07E13) - 16
There's a jar of aloe vera under the sink.
 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 7 Episode 13 (S07E13) - 17
You know what'd be good for dessert?
 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 7 Episode 13 (S07E13) - 18
before they do it, right?
 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 7 Episode 13 (S07E13) - 19
Did you bring the drugs with you? Oh, no, sir.
 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 7 Episode 13 (S07E13) - 20
I'll give you $1,000 to push me to the parking lot.
 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 7 Episode 13 (S07E13) - 21
Good news is, you have a clean bill of health.
 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 7 Episode 13 (S07E13) - 22
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 7 Episode 13 (S07E13) - 23
You, too.
 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 7 Episode 13 (S07E13) - 24
Because you couldn't go see them, Chelsea's folks
 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 7 Episode 13 (S07E13) - 25
Oh, Dad, he has to eat light for a while.
 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 7 Episode 13 (S07E13) - 26
with all the humidity.
 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 7 Episode 13 (S07E13) - 27
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 7 Episode 13 (S07E13) - 28
You know, if it were air-conditioned.
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He's really lucky.
 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 7 Episode 13 (S07E13) - 30
Uh... actually, there's a third choice.
 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 7 Episode 13 (S07E13) - 31
How are my two favorite fellas doing?
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No offense. I'm sure you're the exception.
 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 7 Episode 13 (S07E13) - 33
But they're my parents, and I gotta love 'em, right?
 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 7 Episode 13 (S07E13) - 34
Okay, I get it.
 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 7 Episode 13 (S07E13) - 35
What? I'm being honest.
 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 7 Episode 13 (S07E13) - 36
I think it's all the cheese they cook with.
 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 7 Episode 13 (S07E13) - 37
I'm not a Polack.
 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 7 Episode 13 (S07E13) - 38
I think it's a terrific idea.
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Who would have thought that the best part of my day
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can't get deep in the muscle.
 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 7 Episode 13 (S07E13) - 42
Look at that.
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♪ Yes, I'm on my way... ♪
 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 7 Episode 13 (S07E13) - 44
But, damn, those fellas do look happy.
 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 7 Episode 13 (S07E13) - 45
♪ Men. ♪
 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 7 Episode 13 (S07E13) - 46
♪ Do you really want to make me cry. ♪
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Nothing to do but lift weights, shoot the bull
 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 7 Episode 13 (S07E13) - 48
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 7 Episode 13 (S07E13) - 49
clinging to his magnificent body.
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Why don't we drink up and go home.

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Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 7 Episode 13 (S07E13) - 2 #2 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 7 Episode 13 (S07E13) - 3
Then, afterwards, we'll go out for a couple of drinks,
#3 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 7 Episode 13 (S07E13) - 4
I'll get some "Oh, poor Charlie" sex,
#4 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 7 Episode 13 (S07E13) - 5
Yes.
#5 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 7 Episode 13 (S07E13) - 6
Oh, that's not necessary. I'll take you.
#6 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 7 Episode 13 (S07E13) - 7 #7 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 7 Episode 13 (S07E13) - 8
Can you believe it?
#8 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 7 Episode 13 (S07E13) - 9 #9 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 7 Episode 13 (S07E13) - 10 #10 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 7 Episode 13 (S07E13) - 11
Oh, right, you've done this before.
#11 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 7 Episode 13 (S07E13) - 12
in the spirit in which it was intended.
#12 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 7 Episode 13 (S07E13) - 13
Why isn't Uncle Charlie eating?
#13 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 7 Episode 13 (S07E13) - 14 #14 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 7 Episode 13 (S07E13) - 15
Don't rub it in.
#15 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 7 Episode 13 (S07E13) - 16
There's a jar of aloe vera under the sink.
#16 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 7 Episode 13 (S07E13) - 17
You know what'd be good for dessert?
#17 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 7 Episode 13 (S07E13) - 18
before they do it, right?
#18 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 7 Episode 13 (S07E13) - 19
Did you bring the drugs with you? Oh, no, sir.
#19 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 7 Episode 13 (S07E13) - 20
I'll give you $1,000 to push me to the parking lot.
#20 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 7 Episode 13 (S07E13) - 21
Good news is, you have a clean bill of health.
#21 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 7 Episode 13 (S07E13) - 22 #22 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 7 Episode 13 (S07E13) - 23
You, too.
#23 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 7 Episode 13 (S07E13) - 24
Because you couldn't go see them, Chelsea's folks
#24 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 7 Episode 13 (S07E13) - 25
Oh, Dad, he has to eat light for a while.
#25 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 7 Episode 13 (S07E13) - 26
with all the humidity.
#26 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 7 Episode 13 (S07E13) - 27 #27 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 7 Episode 13 (S07E13) - 28
You know, if it were air-conditioned.
#28 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 7 Episode 13 (S07E13) - 29
He's really lucky.
#29 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 7 Episode 13 (S07E13) - 30
Uh... actually, there's a third choice.
#30 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 7 Episode 13 (S07E13) - 31
How are my two favorite fellas doing?
#31 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 7 Episode 13 (S07E13) - 32
No offense. I'm sure you're the exception.
#32 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 7 Episode 13 (S07E13) - 33
But they're my parents, and I gotta love 'em, right?
#33 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 7 Episode 13 (S07E13) - 34
Okay, I get it.
#34 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 7 Episode 13 (S07E13) - 35
What? I'm being honest.
#35 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 7 Episode 13 (S07E13) - 36
I think it's all the cheese they cook with.
#36 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 7 Episode 13 (S07E13) - 37
I'm not a Polack.
#37 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 7 Episode 13 (S07E13) - 38
I think it's a terrific idea.
#38 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 7 Episode 13 (S07E13) - 39
Who would have thought that the best part of my day
#39 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 7 Episode 13 (S07E13) - 40 #40 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 7 Episode 13 (S07E13) - 41
can't get deep in the muscle.
#41 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 7 Episode 13 (S07E13) - 42
Look at that.
#42 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 7 Episode 13 (S07E13) - 43
♪ Yes, I'm on my way... ♪
#43 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 7 Episode 13 (S07E13) - 44
But, damn, those fellas do look happy.
#44 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 7 Episode 13 (S07E13) - 45
♪ Men. ♪
#45 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 7 Episode 13 (S07E13) - 46
♪ Do you really want to make me cry. ♪
#46 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 7 Episode 13 (S07E13) - 47
Nothing to do but lift weights, shoot the bull
#47 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 7 Episode 13 (S07E13) - 48 #48 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 7 Episode 13 (S07E13) - 49
clinging to his magnificent body.
#49 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 7 Episode 13 (S07E13) - 50
Why don't we drink up and go home.
#50