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Season 10  "'Twas the Day after Christmas"  10x9

Aired 37 years ago - Dec 28, 1981

To boost post-yuletide morale on Dec 26, Potter has the officers and enlisted men change places for the day.

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Recap of M*A*S*H Season 10 Episode 9 (S10E09) - 1
Come on. The weather is better over here anyway.
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 10 Episode 9 (S10E09) - 2
it's so hard to reconcile them to their proper place again.
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 10 Episode 9 (S10E09) - 3
One salient point I think you've overlooked... This is a medical unit.
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 10 Episode 9 (S10E09) - 4
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 10 Episode 9 (S10E09) - 5
at the 4-0-double-7?
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 10 Episode 9 (S10E09) - 6
As my last official act as temporarily deposed monarch...
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 10 Episode 9 (S10E09) - 7
I think it's a ridiculous idea.
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 10 Episode 9 (S10E09) - 8
- Enough of this baloney! So who's trading with who? - Yeah!
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 10 Episode 9 (S10E09) - 9
I was just about to undo the first snap on her parka.
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 10 Episode 9 (S10E09) - 10
We were all drunk. You're not gonna hold us to what we said last night.
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 10 Episode 9 (S10E09) - 11
I'm sorry. I know it's early, but I wanted to get a good jump on the day.
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 10 Episode 9 (S10E09) - 12
Now, we all know what goof-offs Doctors Pierce and Hunnicutt can be...
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 10 Episode 9 (S10E09) - 13
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 10 Episode 9 (S10E09) - 14
As our resident gourmet and lover of good food...
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 10 Episode 9 (S10E09) - 15
if only to teach you that soup is not a solid object.
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 10 Episode 9 (S10E09) - 16
To you, chateaubriand on a shingle.
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 10 Episode 9 (S10E09) - 17
Now, if I may interrupt your dinner menu...
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 10 Episode 9 (S10E09) - 18
Two sacks.
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 10 Episode 9 (S10E09) - 19
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 10 Episode 9 (S10E09) - 20
Oh, orderlies. Time to change the linens.
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 10 Episode 9 (S10E09) - 21
First they divide the country. Now the furniture.
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 10 Episode 9 (S10E09) - 22
- Watch it. You're sweating in the oatmeal. - Who would know the difference?
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 10 Episode 9 (S10E09) - 23
Damn!
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 10 Episode 9 (S10E09) - 24
- Where'd you get that? - Out of my desk.
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 10 Episode 9 (S10E09) - 25
Uh, thank you, sir.
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 10 Episode 9 (S10E09) - 26
- Maybe you'd like to dry your head. - No... 'kay.
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 10 Episode 9 (S10E09) - 27
Since today's a holiday and we're all so festive, why don't we have lunch catered?
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 10 Episode 9 (S10E09) - 28
- [Chuckles] - Not bad.
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 10 Episode 9 (S10E09) - 29
Do you have any idea what the street value of peanut brittle is?
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 10 Episode 9 (S10E09) - 30
Two Archie comics and a bag of Walnettos.
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 10 Episode 9 (S10E09) - 31
I'm afraid you missed a smudge there, Hawkeye.
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 10 Episode 9 (S10E09) - 32
Get another C.B.C. And start him on pen and streptomycin in the usual doses.
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 10 Episode 9 (S10E09) - 33
I got a kid with a temperature and a sinking hemoglobin.
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 10 Episode 9 (S10E09) - 34
Well, chief?
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 10 Episode 9 (S10E09) - 35
Why don't we address ourselves to that, gentlemen?
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 10 Episode 9 (S10E09) - 36
it seems to me this is just the kind of situation when a good C. O...
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 10 Episode 9 (S10E09) - 37
Last, I'd alert the kitchen to go easy on the gasoline for cooking...
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 10 Episode 9 (S10E09) - 38
It's not right.!
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 10 Episode 9 (S10E09) - 39
- No, no, no! I just made that bed! - [Groans] Too late.
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 10 Episode 9 (S10E09) - 40
Kellye, run another hemoglobin on him in a little while and see how he's doin'.
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 10 Episode 9 (S10E09) - 41
How am I doin'?
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 10 Episode 9 (S10E09) - 42
Now, what are you busting your buttons about?
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 10 Episode 9 (S10E09) - 43
Well, my morale's only two-thirds boosted. Right, Colonel?
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 10 Episode 9 (S10E09) - 44
- What seems to be the problem, Winchester? - Is this a joke?
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 10 Episode 9 (S10E09) - 45
Either he goes or I go.
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 10 Episode 9 (S10E09) - 46
I really could use your help.
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 10 Episode 9 (S10E09) - 47
Well, my morale is at an all-time low.
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 10 Episode 9 (S10E09) - 48
Don't worry, Colonel. I wouldn't interfere with genius and his gourmet meal.
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 10 Episode 9 (S10E09) - 49
- Me as me, or me as him? - You as you.
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 10 Episode 9 (S10E09) - 50
Maybe when you operated on his wound, you lit the fuse on his thyroid.

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Recap of M*A*S*H Season 10 Episode 9 (S10E09) - 2
it's so hard to reconcile them to their proper place again.
#2
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 10 Episode 9 (S10E09) - 3
One salient point I think you've overlooked... This is a medical unit.
#3
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 10 Episode 9 (S10E09) - 4 #4 Recap of M*A*S*H Season 10 Episode 9 (S10E09) - 5
at the 4-0-double-7?
#5
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 10 Episode 9 (S10E09) - 6
As my last official act as temporarily deposed monarch...
#6
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 10 Episode 9 (S10E09) - 7
I think it's a ridiculous idea.
#7
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 10 Episode 9 (S10E09) - 8
- Enough of this baloney! So who's trading with who? - Yeah!
#8
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 10 Episode 9 (S10E09) - 9
I was just about to undo the first snap on her parka.
#9
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 10 Episode 9 (S10E09) - 10
We were all drunk. You're not gonna hold us to what we said last night.
#10
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 10 Episode 9 (S10E09) - 11
I'm sorry. I know it's early, but I wanted to get a good jump on the day.
#11
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 10 Episode 9 (S10E09) - 12
Now, we all know what goof-offs Doctors Pierce and Hunnicutt can be...
#12
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 10 Episode 9 (S10E09) - 13 #13 Recap of M*A*S*H Season 10 Episode 9 (S10E09) - 14
As our resident gourmet and lover of good food...
#14
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 10 Episode 9 (S10E09) - 15
if only to teach you that soup is not a solid object.
#15
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 10 Episode 9 (S10E09) - 16
To you, chateaubriand on a shingle.
#16
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 10 Episode 9 (S10E09) - 17
Now, if I may interrupt your dinner menu...
#17
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 10 Episode 9 (S10E09) - 18
Two sacks.
#18
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 10 Episode 9 (S10E09) - 19 #19 Recap of M*A*S*H Season 10 Episode 9 (S10E09) - 20
Oh, orderlies. Time to change the linens.
#20
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 10 Episode 9 (S10E09) - 21
First they divide the country. Now the furniture.
#21
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 10 Episode 9 (S10E09) - 22
- Watch it. You're sweating in the oatmeal. - Who would know the difference?
#22
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 10 Episode 9 (S10E09) - 23
Damn!
#23
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 10 Episode 9 (S10E09) - 24
- Where'd you get that? - Out of my desk.
#24
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 10 Episode 9 (S10E09) - 25
Uh, thank you, sir.
#25
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 10 Episode 9 (S10E09) - 26
- Maybe you'd like to dry your head. - No... 'kay.
#26
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 10 Episode 9 (S10E09) - 27
Since today's a holiday and we're all so festive, why don't we have lunch catered?
#27
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 10 Episode 9 (S10E09) - 28
- [Chuckles] - Not bad.
#28
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 10 Episode 9 (S10E09) - 29
Do you have any idea what the street value of peanut brittle is?
#29
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 10 Episode 9 (S10E09) - 30
Two Archie comics and a bag of Walnettos.
#30
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 10 Episode 9 (S10E09) - 31
I'm afraid you missed a smudge there, Hawkeye.
#31
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 10 Episode 9 (S10E09) - 32
Get another C.B.C. And start him on pen and streptomycin in the usual doses.
#32
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 10 Episode 9 (S10E09) - 33
I got a kid with a temperature and a sinking hemoglobin.
#33
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 10 Episode 9 (S10E09) - 34
Well, chief?
#34
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 10 Episode 9 (S10E09) - 35
Why don't we address ourselves to that, gentlemen?
#35
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 10 Episode 9 (S10E09) - 36
it seems to me this is just the kind of situation when a good C. O...
#36
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 10 Episode 9 (S10E09) - 37
Last, I'd alert the kitchen to go easy on the gasoline for cooking...
#37
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 10 Episode 9 (S10E09) - 38
It's not right.!
#38
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 10 Episode 9 (S10E09) - 39
- No, no, no! I just made that bed! - [Groans] Too late.
#39
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 10 Episode 9 (S10E09) - 40
Kellye, run another hemoglobin on him in a little while and see how he's doin'.
#40
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 10 Episode 9 (S10E09) - 41
How am I doin'?
#41
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 10 Episode 9 (S10E09) - 42
Now, what are you busting your buttons about?
#42
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 10 Episode 9 (S10E09) - 43
Well, my morale's only two-thirds boosted. Right, Colonel?
#43
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 10 Episode 9 (S10E09) - 44
- What seems to be the problem, Winchester? - Is this a joke?
#44
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 10 Episode 9 (S10E09) - 45
Either he goes or I go.
#45
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 10 Episode 9 (S10E09) - 46
I really could use your help.
#46
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 10 Episode 9 (S10E09) - 47
Well, my morale is at an all-time low.
#47
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 10 Episode 9 (S10E09) - 48
Don't worry, Colonel. I wouldn't interfere with genius and his gourmet meal.
#48
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 10 Episode 9 (S10E09) - 49
- Me as me, or me as him? - You as you.
#49
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 10 Episode 9 (S10E09) - 50
Maybe when you operated on his wound, you lit the fuse on his thyroid.
#50