S10 E21
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Season 10  "That Darn Kid"  10x21

Aired 37 years ago - Apr 12, 1982

Klinger buys a goat, with the intention of getting rich by selling it's milk. Then the goat eats the 4077th's $22,340 payroll, leaving paymaster Hawkeye holding the bag. Meanwhile, Charles also thinks he can make a killing when he sees an ancient vase.

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Recap of M*A*S*H Season 10 Episode 21 (S10E21) - 1
Must leave today. Three dollars in hand beats your $1 0.
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Nothing personal, Hunnicutt. I just think it's, uh, cute.
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[ Sighs ] All right. Rizzo. Rizzo.
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 10 Episode 21 (S10E21) - 4
[ Clears Throat ] Five.
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 10 Episode 21 (S10E21) - 5
Sign that. Klinger, put that in the safe.
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 10 Episode 21 (S10E21) - 6
Of course, I lived right next door. Klinger, I'll need another unit ofblood.
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 10 Episode 21 (S10E21) - 7
Metz, please. Thankyou, Margaret.
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 10 Episode 21 (S10E21) - 8
is about to pay for itself 50-fold.
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 10 Episode 21 (S10E21) - 9
Your milk machine is having a snack.
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 10 Episode 21 (S10E21) - 10
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 10 Episode 21 (S10E21) - 11
Any fool knows a goat eats eveything.
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 10 Episode 21 (S10E21) - 12
- all those people who are still expecting to be paid? -Just tell 'em the truth.
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 10 Episode 21 (S10E21) - 13
Tomorrow doesn't buy me beans.
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 10 Episode 21 (S10E21) - 14
Come on. Folks, why don't we all talk about it over drinks?
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 10 Episode 21 (S10E21) - 15
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 10 Episode 21 (S10E21) - 16
Yes, of course. Of course. Naturally.
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 10 Episode 21 (S10E21) - 17
I must have that vase. W-
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 10 Episode 21 (S10E21) - 18
Now let's see. Now where- [ Muttering ]
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 10 Episode 21 (S10E21) - 19
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- Beat it! - Sure, Major.
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 10 Episode 21 (S10E21) - 22
- Thankyou. Eveybody, step right- - Wait a minute.
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 10 Episode 21 (S10E21) - 23
Whew! This must be the tent that made Milwaukee famous.
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 10 Episode 21 (S10E21) - 24
to tide folks over until the new payroll is issued.
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 10 Episode 21 (S10E21) - 25
That's no problem. It's all covered in the militay regs.
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 10 Episode 21 (S10E21) - 26
but this man and I have been through a lot.
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 10 Episode 21 (S10E21) - 27
so I can meet my deadline and keep the general off my back.
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 10 Episode 21 (S10E21) - 28
Ieaving a grand total of $22,340 unaccounted for.
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 10 Episode 21 (S10E21) - 29
- I did not steal the money. - I don't care ifyoustole it oryou lost it.
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 10 Episode 21 (S10E21) - 30
I don't have time to kid.
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 10 Episode 21 (S10E21) - 31
ifthis money, say, had been lost in a fire?
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 10 Episode 21 (S10E21) - 32
All right. All right, I'll investigate.
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 10 Episode 21 (S10E21) - 33
How about anybody who heard munching?
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 10 Episode 21 (S10E21) - 34
since me and Zola took little Billy Bubba to the U-Pet-Em in Bossier City.
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 10 Episode 21 (S10E21) - 35
I thought I might "hep" you consolidateyour debts into one vey friendly loan.
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 10 Episode 21 (S10E21) - 36
mightjustwave that $1 00 underthe nose ofthat investigator...
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 10 Episode 21 (S10E21) - 37
Eveybody gets $50 to tide them over.
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 10 Episode 21 (S10E21) - 38
Uh, beg- beg your pardon, sir...
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 10 Episode 21 (S10E21) - 39
And you'll have it again tomorrow about this same time.
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 10 Episode 21 (S10E21) - 40
this Bayou bloodsucker his $50 today, he's gonna bleed me dy.
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 10 Episode 21 (S10E21) - 41
I was touched by the orphans' predicament, and I'd like to "hep."
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 10 Episode 21 (S10E21) - 42
Sory, Major, the only thing I got left is an old case of grape Nehi.
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 10 Episode 21 (S10E21) - 43
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 10 Episode 21 (S10E21) - 44
And maybe I'll flap my arms and fly to the moon.
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 10 Episode 21 (S10E21) - 45
I'll be informing "I" Corps that in myjudgment...
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 10 Episode 21 (S10E21) - 46
Well, that's Van Zandt's idea of justice.
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 10 Episode 21 (S10E21) - 47
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 10 Episode 21 (S10E21) - 48
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 10 Episode 21 (S10E21) - 49
You sit in that chair right overthere and you makeyourself comfortable.
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 10 Episode 21 (S10E21) - 50
thatyou would be a fool, as it were, not to accept.

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Recap of M*A*S*H Season 10 Episode 21 (S10E21) - 2
Nothing personal, Hunnicutt. I just think it's, uh, cute.
#2
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 10 Episode 21 (S10E21) - 3
[ Sighs ] All right. Rizzo. Rizzo.
#3
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 10 Episode 21 (S10E21) - 4
[ Clears Throat ] Five.
#4
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 10 Episode 21 (S10E21) - 5
Sign that. Klinger, put that in the safe.
#5
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 10 Episode 21 (S10E21) - 6
Of course, I lived right next door. Klinger, I'll need another unit ofblood.
#6
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 10 Episode 21 (S10E21) - 7
Metz, please. Thankyou, Margaret.
#7
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 10 Episode 21 (S10E21) - 8
is about to pay for itself 50-fold.
#8
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 10 Episode 21 (S10E21) - 9
Your milk machine is having a snack.
#9
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Any fool knows a goat eats eveything.
#11
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 10 Episode 21 (S10E21) - 12
- all those people who are still expecting to be paid? -Just tell 'em the truth.
#12
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 10 Episode 21 (S10E21) - 13
Tomorrow doesn't buy me beans.
#13
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 10 Episode 21 (S10E21) - 14
Come on. Folks, why don't we all talk about it over drinks?
#14
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Yes, of course. Of course. Naturally.
#16
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I must have that vase. W-
#17
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 10 Episode 21 (S10E21) - 18
Now let's see. Now where- [ Muttering ]
#18
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- Beat it! - Sure, Major.
#21
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- Thankyou. Eveybody, step right- - Wait a minute.
#22
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Whew! This must be the tent that made Milwaukee famous.
#23
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to tide folks over until the new payroll is issued.
#24
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 10 Episode 21 (S10E21) - 25
That's no problem. It's all covered in the militay regs.
#25
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 10 Episode 21 (S10E21) - 26
but this man and I have been through a lot.
#26
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 10 Episode 21 (S10E21) - 27
so I can meet my deadline and keep the general off my back.
#27
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 10 Episode 21 (S10E21) - 28
Ieaving a grand total of $22,340 unaccounted for.
#28
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 10 Episode 21 (S10E21) - 29
- I did not steal the money. - I don't care ifyoustole it oryou lost it.
#29
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 10 Episode 21 (S10E21) - 30
I don't have time to kid.
#30
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 10 Episode 21 (S10E21) - 31
ifthis money, say, had been lost in a fire?
#31
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 10 Episode 21 (S10E21) - 32
All right. All right, I'll investigate.
#32
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 10 Episode 21 (S10E21) - 33
How about anybody who heard munching?
#33
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since me and Zola took little Billy Bubba to the U-Pet-Em in Bossier City.
#34
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 10 Episode 21 (S10E21) - 35
I thought I might "hep" you consolidateyour debts into one vey friendly loan.
#35
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 10 Episode 21 (S10E21) - 36
mightjustwave that $1 00 underthe nose ofthat investigator...
#36
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 10 Episode 21 (S10E21) - 37
Eveybody gets $50 to tide them over.
#37
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 10 Episode 21 (S10E21) - 38
Uh, beg- beg your pardon, sir...
#38
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 10 Episode 21 (S10E21) - 39
And you'll have it again tomorrow about this same time.
#39
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 10 Episode 21 (S10E21) - 40
this Bayou bloodsucker his $50 today, he's gonna bleed me dy.
#40
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I was touched by the orphans' predicament, and I'd like to "hep."
#41
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 10 Episode 21 (S10E21) - 42
Sory, Major, the only thing I got left is an old case of grape Nehi.
#42
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And maybe I'll flap my arms and fly to the moon.
#44
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I'll be informing "I" Corps that in myjudgment...
#45
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 10 Episode 21 (S10E21) - 46
Well, that's Van Zandt's idea of justice.
#46
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You sit in that chair right overthere and you makeyourself comfortable.
#49
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thatyou would be a fool, as it were, not to accept.
#50