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Season 10  "Identity Crisis"  10x2

Aired 39 years ago - Nov 02, 1981

Father Mulcahy counsels a GI who is plagued by guilt because he has swapped tags with a dead colleague. Meanwhile, B.J. and Charles consider ways of keeping a soldier-salesman quiet.

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Recap of M*A*S*H Season 10 Episode 2 (S10E02) - 1
If a guy's got B-positive blood, it'd be nice if his dog tags didn't say A-positive.
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 10 Episode 2 (S10E02) - 2
I mean, I'm, uh, goin' home in two weeks.
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 10 Episode 2 (S10E02) - 3
- I believe I asked about your shoulder. - It's fine.
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 10 Episode 2 (S10E02) - 4
You'd be surprised how many G.I. S in your position haven't.
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 10 Episode 2 (S10E02) - 5
But, as I always say, "A rose in a minefield is still a rose.
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 10 Episode 2 (S10E02) - 6
Nobody ever died from getting the wrong mail.
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 10 Episode 2 (S10E02) - 7
but what kind of an idiot would invest hard-earned capital with a footslogger?
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 10 Episode 2 (S10E02) - 8
Margaret, you should know better than anyone... there is no security in fidelity.
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 10 Episode 2 (S10E02) - 9
I hate to scoff and run, but I gotta get to post-op. Is there anything I should know?
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 10 Episode 2 (S10E02) - 10
Quiet, Mrs. De Sade. I'm thinking.
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 10 Episode 2 (S10E02) - 11
- I'm-I'm sorry? - What form of Judaism do you observe?
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 10 Episode 2 (S10E02) - 12
Oh, I'm sorry. I thought you said you were Orthodox.
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 10 Episode 2 (S10E02) - 13
We sent all the uniforms to be cleaned, but yours didn't come back.
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 10 Episode 2 (S10E02) - 14
As I always say, "People don't plan to fail. They fail to plan."
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 10 Episode 2 (S10E02) - 15
I'm sorry to wake you, Father, but he said he had to see you, and it wouldn't wait.
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 10 Episode 2 (S10E02) - 16
Or may I call you Josh?
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 10 Episode 2 (S10E02) - 17
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 10 Episode 2 (S10E02) - 18
Night before last...
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 10 Episode 2 (S10E02) - 19
My buddies got killed.
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 10 Episode 2 (S10E02) - 20
I swore to myself that if I ever got out of that alive...
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 10 Episode 2 (S10E02) - 21
He was goin' home in just two weeks.
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 10 Episode 2 (S10E02) - 22
I must say, this is the most unusual confession I've ever heard.
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 10 Episode 2 (S10E02) - 23
Never. I'm gettin' out of here alive.
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 10 Episode 2 (S10E02) - 24
Of course not. But your actions are sinful.
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 10 Episode 2 (S10E02) - 25
Yeah, well, first things first.
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 10 Episode 2 (S10E02) - 26
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 10 Episode 2 (S10E02) - 27
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 10 Episode 2 (S10E02) - 28
Gerald.
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 10 Episode 2 (S10E02) - 29
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 10 Episode 2 (S10E02) - 30
Rice, can't you leave these people alone?
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 10 Episode 2 (S10E02) - 31
You know, for the grandson. Lot of wisdom in what you said...
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 10 Episode 2 (S10E02) - 32
Ah, Father Mulcahy. A little coffee after dinner?
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 10 Episode 2 (S10E02) - 33
If he keeps it up, I'm going to stage a new production of Death of a Salesman.
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 10 Episode 2 (S10E02) - 34
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 10 Episode 2 (S10E02) - 35
Next thing I knew, I was sashayin' down Memory Lane.
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 10 Episode 2 (S10E02) - 36
Yeah. Mildred noticed that too.
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 10 Episode 2 (S10E02) - 37
- Fine-looking boy. - Yep.
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 10 Episode 2 (S10E02) - 38
Actually, I came in with a problem...
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 10 Episode 2 (S10E02) - 39
Now, don't go far. And do yourself a favor... read this.
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 10 Episode 2 (S10E02) - 40
Well, it's rather difficult to explain.
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 10 Episode 2 (S10E02) - 41
The chances that you'll lose your power of speech are one in 200.
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 10 Episode 2 (S10E02) - 42
That would relax the latrickium and take the stress off the shoulder blade...
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 10 Episode 2 (S10E02) - 43
Oh, hi, Father.
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 10 Episode 2 (S10E02) - 44
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 10 Episode 2 (S10E02) - 45
- I don't want to do this. - Oh, I understand.
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 10 Episode 2 (S10E02) - 46
"Your Uncle Marvin got so excited you were coming home...
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 10 Episode 2 (S10E02) - 47
"when you come down the gangplank.
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 10 Episode 2 (S10E02) - 48
to come down the gangplank, and he won't.
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 10 Episode 2 (S10E02) - 49
Tall ones, short ones, blondes, brunettes.
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 10 Episode 2 (S10E02) - 50
"Since I cannot remember what you look like, I'm not sure which one is yours.

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Recap of M*A*S*H Season 10 Episode 2 (S10E02) - 2
I mean, I'm, uh, goin' home in two weeks.
#2
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 10 Episode 2 (S10E02) - 3
- I believe I asked about your shoulder. - It's fine.
#3
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 10 Episode 2 (S10E02) - 4
You'd be surprised how many G.I. S in your position haven't.
#4
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 10 Episode 2 (S10E02) - 5
But, as I always say, "A rose in a minefield is still a rose.
#5
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 10 Episode 2 (S10E02) - 6
Nobody ever died from getting the wrong mail.
#6
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 10 Episode 2 (S10E02) - 7
but what kind of an idiot would invest hard-earned capital with a footslogger?
#7
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 10 Episode 2 (S10E02) - 8
Margaret, you should know better than anyone... there is no security in fidelity.
#8
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 10 Episode 2 (S10E02) - 9
I hate to scoff and run, but I gotta get to post-op. Is there anything I should know?
#9
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 10 Episode 2 (S10E02) - 10
Quiet, Mrs. De Sade. I'm thinking.
#10
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 10 Episode 2 (S10E02) - 11
- I'm-I'm sorry? - What form of Judaism do you observe?
#11
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 10 Episode 2 (S10E02) - 12
Oh, I'm sorry. I thought you said you were Orthodox.
#12
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 10 Episode 2 (S10E02) - 13
We sent all the uniforms to be cleaned, but yours didn't come back.
#13
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 10 Episode 2 (S10E02) - 14
As I always say, "People don't plan to fail. They fail to plan."
#14
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 10 Episode 2 (S10E02) - 15
I'm sorry to wake you, Father, but he said he had to see you, and it wouldn't wait.
#15
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 10 Episode 2 (S10E02) - 16
Or may I call you Josh?
#16
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 10 Episode 2 (S10E02) - 17 #17 Recap of M*A*S*H Season 10 Episode 2 (S10E02) - 18
Night before last...
#18
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 10 Episode 2 (S10E02) - 19
My buddies got killed.
#19
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 10 Episode 2 (S10E02) - 20
I swore to myself that if I ever got out of that alive...
#20
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 10 Episode 2 (S10E02) - 21
He was goin' home in just two weeks.
#21
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 10 Episode 2 (S10E02) - 22
I must say, this is the most unusual confession I've ever heard.
#22
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 10 Episode 2 (S10E02) - 23
Never. I'm gettin' out of here alive.
#23
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 10 Episode 2 (S10E02) - 24
Of course not. But your actions are sinful.
#24
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 10 Episode 2 (S10E02) - 25
Yeah, well, first things first.
#25
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Gerald.
#28
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Rice, can't you leave these people alone?
#30
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 10 Episode 2 (S10E02) - 31
You know, for the grandson. Lot of wisdom in what you said...
#31
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 10 Episode 2 (S10E02) - 32
Ah, Father Mulcahy. A little coffee after dinner?
#32
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 10 Episode 2 (S10E02) - 33
If he keeps it up, I'm going to stage a new production of Death of a Salesman.
#33
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Next thing I knew, I was sashayin' down Memory Lane.
#35
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 10 Episode 2 (S10E02) - 36
Yeah. Mildred noticed that too.
#36
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 10 Episode 2 (S10E02) - 37
- Fine-looking boy. - Yep.
#37
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 10 Episode 2 (S10E02) - 38
Actually, I came in with a problem...
#38
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 10 Episode 2 (S10E02) - 39
Now, don't go far. And do yourself a favor... read this.
#39
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 10 Episode 2 (S10E02) - 40
Well, it's rather difficult to explain.
#40
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 10 Episode 2 (S10E02) - 41
The chances that you'll lose your power of speech are one in 200.
#41
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 10 Episode 2 (S10E02) - 42
That would relax the latrickium and take the stress off the shoulder blade...
#42
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 10 Episode 2 (S10E02) - 43
Oh, hi, Father.
#43
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 10 Episode 2 (S10E02) - 44 #44 Recap of M*A*S*H Season 10 Episode 2 (S10E02) - 45
- I don't want to do this. - Oh, I understand.
#45
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 10 Episode 2 (S10E02) - 46
"Your Uncle Marvin got so excited you were coming home...
#46
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 10 Episode 2 (S10E02) - 47
"when you come down the gangplank.
#47
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 10 Episode 2 (S10E02) - 48
to come down the gangplank, and he won't.
#48
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 10 Episode 2 (S10E02) - 49
Tall ones, short ones, blondes, brunettes.
#49
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 10 Episode 2 (S10E02) - 50
"Since I cannot remember what you look like, I'm not sure which one is yours.
#50