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Season 10  "Where There's a Will, There's a War"  10x16

Aired 42 years ago - Feb 22, 1982

Hawkeye goes to help at an aid station, and under heavy shelling he draws up a will, leaving various items to his friends at the 4077th.

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Recap of M*A*S*H Season 10 Episode 16 (S10E16) - 1
Well, it's just a hobby. My real profession is raising orchids.
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- Wait a minute, wait a minute. What? - A doctor. Battalion Aid.
 Recap of M*A*S*H Season 10 Episode 16 (S10E16) - 5
But drive carefully. His chart says no potholes.
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hereby decree this to be my last will and testament.
 Recap of M*A*S*H Season 10 Episode 16 (S10E16) - 10
[ Thinking ] B.J. [ Sighs ]
 Recap of M*A*S*H Season 10 Episode 16 (S10E16) - 11
To Charles Emerson Winchester III...
 Recap of M*A*S*H Season 10 Episode 16 (S10E16) - 12
- Pretty funny, huh, Winchester? - Charles!
 Recap of M*A*S*H Season 10 Episode 16 (S10E16) - 13
what Michelangelo would have done with the ceiling in this place.
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[Hawkeye Continues ] You've been the victim ofa ceaseless stream ofdumbejokes.
 Recap of M*A*S*H Season 10 Episode 16 (S10E16) - 15
They got our phones!
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general Kratzer's here to visit some ofhis wounded. He brought along his own cook.
 Recap of M*A*S*H Season 10 Episode 16 (S10E16) - 20
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 10 Episode 16 (S10E16) - 21
or I swear- I swear, I'll flatten you!
 Recap of M*A*S*H Season 10 Episode 16 (S10E16) - 22
Far be it from me to disturb such an elegant repast.
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[ Sighs ] Tetracycline! Wh- Oh, here it is. Yeah.
 Recap of M*A*S*H Season 10 Episode 16 (S10E16) - 26
The sulfa's in the living room between the end tables.
 Recap of M*A*S*H Season 10 Episode 16 (S10E16) - 27
Here, here, we, we got plenty.
 Recap of M*A*S*H Season 10 Episode 16 (S10E16) - 28
- I'm sory! - Oh, no, I love it, I love it.
 Recap of M*A*S*H Season 10 Episode 16 (S10E16) - 29
- [ Wheezing ] - Oh, stop.
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Okay, Captain, how's the nitrous holding out?
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- More, a little more. More. I can't get in. - [ grunting ]
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Recap of M*A*S*H Season 10 Episode 16 (S10E16) - 35
[ Sighs Deeply ]
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Well, for a man who's had it...
 Recap of M*A*S*H Season 10 Episode 16 (S10E16) - 37
Now that I think ofit...
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- What's the biggest oneyou ever tied into? - Thirty-pounder.
 Recap of M*A*S*H Season 10 Episode 16 (S10E16) - 40
I couldn't reel him in, 'cause I-I you know, I was afraid...
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he thrashed his head, and he drove the hook right into mythumb.
 Recap of M*A*S*H Season 10 Episode 16 (S10E16) - 43
Might be worth a ty. These rivers are probably full of North Korean fish heading south.
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It makes me miss him a little less, knowing that you're around.
 Recap of M*A*S*H Season 10 Episode 16 (S10E16) - 45
-[Margaret] What? - How doyou know that?
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- They're finally shooting their heavy silence at us. - [ Chuckles ]
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There's some stuff in there about Maine.
 Recap of M*A*S*H Season 10 Episode 16 (S10E16) - 48
This is more than nice. This is home!
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- genuine Lebanese salami. - Where'd you getyour hands on something like that?
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I hope you'll wear it, even if someday it does go out of style.

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- Wait a minute, wait a minute. What? - A doctor. Battalion Aid.
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But drive carefully. His chart says no potholes.
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hereby decree this to be my last will and testament.
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[ Thinking ] B.J. [ Sighs ]
#10 Recap of M*A*S*H Season 10 Episode 16 (S10E16) - 11
To Charles Emerson Winchester III...
#11 Recap of M*A*S*H Season 10 Episode 16 (S10E16) - 12
- Pretty funny, huh, Winchester? - Charles!
#12 Recap of M*A*S*H Season 10 Episode 16 (S10E16) - 13
what Michelangelo would have done with the ceiling in this place.
#13 Recap of M*A*S*H Season 10 Episode 16 (S10E16) - 14
[Hawkeye Continues ] You've been the victim ofa ceaseless stream ofdumbejokes.
#14 Recap of M*A*S*H Season 10 Episode 16 (S10E16) - 15
They got our phones!
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general Kratzer's here to visit some ofhis wounded. He brought along his own cook.
#19 Recap of M*A*S*H Season 10 Episode 16 (S10E16) - 20 #20 Recap of M*A*S*H Season 10 Episode 16 (S10E16) - 21
or I swear- I swear, I'll flatten you!
#21 Recap of M*A*S*H Season 10 Episode 16 (S10E16) - 22
Far be it from me to disturb such an elegant repast.
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[ Sighs ] Tetracycline! Wh- Oh, here it is. Yeah.
#25 Recap of M*A*S*H Season 10 Episode 16 (S10E16) - 26
The sulfa's in the living room between the end tables.
#26 Recap of M*A*S*H Season 10 Episode 16 (S10E16) - 27
Here, here, we, we got plenty.
#27 Recap of M*A*S*H Season 10 Episode 16 (S10E16) - 28
- I'm sory! - Oh, no, I love it, I love it.
#28 Recap of M*A*S*H Season 10 Episode 16 (S10E16) - 29
- [ Wheezing ] - Oh, stop.
#29 Recap of M*A*S*H Season 10 Episode 16 (S10E16) - 30
Okay, Captain, how's the nitrous holding out?
#30 Recap of M*A*S*H Season 10 Episode 16 (S10E16) - 31 #31 Recap of M*A*S*H Season 10 Episode 16 (S10E16) - 32 #32 Recap of M*A*S*H Season 10 Episode 16 (S10E16) - 33
- More, a little more. More. I can't get in. - [ grunting ]
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[ Sighs Deeply ]
#35 Recap of M*A*S*H Season 10 Episode 16 (S10E16) - 36
Well, for a man who's had it...
#36 Recap of M*A*S*H Season 10 Episode 16 (S10E16) - 37
Now that I think ofit...
#37 Recap of M*A*S*H Season 10 Episode 16 (S10E16) - 38 #38 Recap of M*A*S*H Season 10 Episode 16 (S10E16) - 39
- What's the biggest oneyou ever tied into? - Thirty-pounder.
#39 Recap of M*A*S*H Season 10 Episode 16 (S10E16) - 40
I couldn't reel him in, 'cause I-I you know, I was afraid...
#40 Recap of M*A*S*H Season 10 Episode 16 (S10E16) - 41 #41 Recap of M*A*S*H Season 10 Episode 16 (S10E16) - 42
he thrashed his head, and he drove the hook right into mythumb.
#42 Recap of M*A*S*H Season 10 Episode 16 (S10E16) - 43
Might be worth a ty. These rivers are probably full of North Korean fish heading south.
#43 Recap of M*A*S*H Season 10 Episode 16 (S10E16) - 44
It makes me miss him a little less, knowing that you're around.
#44 Recap of M*A*S*H Season 10 Episode 16 (S10E16) - 45
-[Margaret] What? - How doyou know that?
#45 Recap of M*A*S*H Season 10 Episode 16 (S10E16) - 46
- They're finally shooting their heavy silence at us. - [ Chuckles ]
#46 Recap of M*A*S*H Season 10 Episode 16 (S10E16) - 47
There's some stuff in there about Maine.
#47 Recap of M*A*S*H Season 10 Episode 16 (S10E16) - 48
This is more than nice. This is home!
#48 Recap of M*A*S*H Season 10 Episode 16 (S10E16) - 49
- genuine Lebanese salami. - Where'd you getyour hands on something like that?
#49 Recap of M*A*S*H Season 10 Episode 16 (S10E16) - 50
I hope you'll wear it, even if someday it does go out of style.
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