S10 E16
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Season 10  "Where There's a Will, There's a War"  10x16

Aired 39 years ago - Feb 22, 1982

Hawkeye goes to help at an aid station, and under heavy shelling he draws up a will, leaving various items to his friends at the 4077th.

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Recap of M*A*S*H Season 10 Episode 16 (S10E16) - 1
Well, it's just a hobby. My real profession is raising orchids.
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- Wait a minute, wait a minute. What? - A doctor. Battalion Aid.
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But drive carefully. His chart says no potholes.
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hereby decree this to be my last will and testament.
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[ Thinking ] B.J. [ Sighs ]
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To Charles Emerson Winchester III...
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 10 Episode 16 (S10E16) - 12
- Pretty funny, huh, Winchester? - Charles!
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what Michelangelo would have done with the ceiling in this place.
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[Hawkeye Continues ] You've been the victim ofa ceaseless stream ofdumbejokes.
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They got our phones!
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general Kratzer's here to visit some ofhis wounded. He brought along his own cook.
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or I swear- I swear, I'll flatten you!
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Far be it from me to disturb such an elegant repast.
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[ Sighs ] Tetracycline! Wh- Oh, here it is. Yeah.
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The sulfa's in the living room between the end tables.
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Here, here, we, we got plenty.
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- I'm sory! - Oh, no, I love it, I love it.
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- [ Wheezing ] - Oh, stop.
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Okay, Captain, how's the nitrous holding out?
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- More, a little more. More. I can't get in. - [ grunting ]
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[ Sighs Deeply ]
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Well, for a man who's had it...
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 10 Episode 16 (S10E16) - 37
Now that I think ofit...
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- What's the biggest oneyou ever tied into? - Thirty-pounder.
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I couldn't reel him in, 'cause I-I you know, I was afraid...
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he thrashed his head, and he drove the hook right into mythumb.
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Might be worth a ty. These rivers are probably full of North Korean fish heading south.
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It makes me miss him a little less, knowing that you're around.
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-[Margaret] What? - How doyou know that?
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- They're finally shooting their heavy silence at us. - [ Chuckles ]
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There's some stuff in there about Maine.
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This is more than nice. This is home!
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- genuine Lebanese salami. - Where'd you getyour hands on something like that?
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I hope you'll wear it, even if someday it does go out of style.

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- Wait a minute, wait a minute. What? - A doctor. Battalion Aid.
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But drive carefully. His chart says no potholes.
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hereby decree this to be my last will and testament.
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[ Thinking ] B.J. [ Sighs ]
#10
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To Charles Emerson Winchester III...
#11
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- Pretty funny, huh, Winchester? - Charles!
#12
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what Michelangelo would have done with the ceiling in this place.
#13
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[Hawkeye Continues ] You've been the victim ofa ceaseless stream ofdumbejokes.
#14
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They got our phones!
#15
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general Kratzer's here to visit some ofhis wounded. He brought along his own cook.
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or I swear- I swear, I'll flatten you!
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Far be it from me to disturb such an elegant repast.
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[ Sighs ] Tetracycline! Wh- Oh, here it is. Yeah.
#25
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The sulfa's in the living room between the end tables.
#26
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Here, here, we, we got plenty.
#27
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- I'm sory! - Oh, no, I love it, I love it.
#28
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- [ Wheezing ] - Oh, stop.
#29
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Okay, Captain, how's the nitrous holding out?
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- More, a little more. More. I can't get in. - [ grunting ]
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[ Sighs Deeply ]
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Well, for a man who's had it...
#36
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Now that I think ofit...
#37
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- What's the biggest oneyou ever tied into? - Thirty-pounder.
#39
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I couldn't reel him in, 'cause I-I you know, I was afraid...
#40
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he thrashed his head, and he drove the hook right into mythumb.
#42
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Might be worth a ty. These rivers are probably full of North Korean fish heading south.
#43
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It makes me miss him a little less, knowing that you're around.
#44
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-[Margaret] What? - How doyou know that?
#45
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- They're finally shooting their heavy silence at us. - [ Chuckles ]
#46
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There's some stuff in there about Maine.
#47
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This is more than nice. This is home!
#48
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- genuine Lebanese salami. - Where'd you getyour hands on something like that?
#49
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I hope you'll wear it, even if someday it does go out of style.
#50