S10 E7
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Season 10  "Snap Judgment (1)"  10x7

Aired 39 years ago - Dec 07, 1981

The military police think they've solved a rash of thefts at the 4077th when they apprehend Klinger with Hawkeye's stolen camera.

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Recap of M*A*S*H Season 10 Episode 7 (S10E07) - 1
Ifyou can't buy that, I'll be glad to cut it in half.
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 10 Episode 7 (S10E07) - 2
Brilliantly. Pierce is demonstrating his mastey ofblack and what photography.
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 10 Episode 7 (S10E07) - 3
Except I always buy American. I got me a Brownie Hawkeye.
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 10 Episode 7 (S10E07) - 4
Therewas this big full moon, and suddenly it hit me.
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 10 Episode 7 (S10E07) - 5
Nurse, I'm a little concerned about all the dirt we're flushing out ofthis wound.
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 10 Episode 7 (S10E07) - 6
Hey, Hawk, this looks more like Father Mulcahythan your photograph does.
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 10 Episode 7 (S10E07) - 7
Come on, come on, eveybody. Tall ones in the back.
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 10 Episode 7 (S10E07) - 8
Quiet, Winchester.
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 10 Episode 7 (S10E07) - 9
- How could I leave something you wouldn't let me get my hands on? - Out of spite.
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 10 Episode 7 (S10E07) - 10
And I'm gonna do something about this before we all end up standing around in our skivvies!
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 10 Episode 7 (S10E07) - 11
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 10 Episode 7 (S10E07) - 12
I made that promise before someone raided the icebox.
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 10 Episode 7 (S10E07) - 13
You'd think after a week they could at least come up with a dead end.
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 10 Episode 7 (S10E07) - 14
- Hello, Corporal? Now we're getting somewhere. - Corporal.
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 10 Episode 7 (S10E07) - 15
No, this is not Crazy Al ofSpecial Services.
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 10 Episode 7 (S10E07) - 16
I did file a stolen goods report. That's why I'm calling you.
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 10 Episode 7 (S10E07) - 17
- He told us he'd get to the bottom ofthis. - Those guys are tough.
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 10 Episode 7 (S10E07) - 18
Uh, Klinger, uh, they're having a little problem with the stolen goods report ofyours.
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 10 Episode 7 (S10E07) - 19
Stolen good Reports. Here we go. Filed under "g" for "goniffed."
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 10 Episode 7 (S10E07) - 20
Look, I'm sory. I'll send it right away.
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 10 Episode 7 (S10E07) - 21
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 10 Episode 7 (S10E07) - 22
Where would a guy sell, uh, stolen merchandise around here?
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 10 Episode 7 (S10E07) - 23
Just like Macy's, except eveything there stolen from gimbels.
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 10 Episode 7 (S10E07) - 24
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 10 Episode 7 (S10E07) - 25
[ Chattering ]
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 10 Episode 7 (S10E07) - 26
Ten, 1 0. Okay. [ Speaking Korean ]
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 10 Episode 7 (S10E07) - 27
Why do I have to pay to buy my own watch back?
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 10 Episode 7 (S10E07) - 28
Oh, you mean Polaroid. You lucky. This brand-new. Come in last week.
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 10 Episode 7 (S10E07) - 29
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 10 Episode 7 (S10E07) - 30
- [Turns Engine Off] - Hi, fellas. What's goin' on?
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 10 Episode 7 (S10E07) - 31
Of course I don't mind. But I think it's important foryou to know it was stolen.
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 10 Episode 7 (S10E07) - 32
You acquainted with these men?
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 10 Episode 7 (S10E07) - 33
Excuse me. I'm looking for Captains Pierce and Hunnicutt.
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 10 Episode 7 (S10E07) - 34
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 10 Episode 7 (S10E07) - 35
We like to work fast, sir. See, we got the report yesterday, soyou get the camera back today.
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 10 Episode 7 (S10E07) - 36
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 10 Episode 7 (S10E07) - 37
- We caught him dead to rights. - We're two ofhis best buddies.
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 10 Episode 7 (S10E07) - 38
- Not a trace. - It's been a long day foryou, hasn't it, son?
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 10 Episode 7 (S10E07) - 39
You also told them that I held back the stolen goods report for a week.
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 10 Episode 7 (S10E07) - 40
Now, now, eveybody calm down and let grayer heads prevail.
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 10 Episode 7 (S10E07) - 41
Then, believe me, sir, I didn't steal anything. There. Nowyou don't have to investigate me.
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 10 Episode 7 (S10E07) - 42
This investigatorwill find out he's on a wild-goose chase.
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 10 Episode 7 (S10E07) - 43
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 10 Episode 7 (S10E07) - 44
In mere seconds, I will showyou the proper use ofthis toy.
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 10 Episode 7 (S10E07) - 45
He's right, you know. The only reason the army let him in was because prison turned him down.
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 10 Episode 7 (S10E07) - 46
Klinger, this is the best damnejob ofcataloging I've everseen.
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 10 Episode 7 (S10E07) - 47
Colonel Potter, meet Captain Arvin Triplett, special investigator from C.ID.
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 10 Episode 7 (S10E07) - 48
- Oh, he's a real papertiger. - Now for the really tough one.
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 10 Episode 7 (S10E07) - 49
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 10 Episode 7 (S10E07) - 50
And then Klinger said to me...

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Recap of M*A*S*H Season 10 Episode 7 (S10E07) - 2
Brilliantly. Pierce is demonstrating his mastey ofblack and what photography.
#2
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 10 Episode 7 (S10E07) - 3
Except I always buy American. I got me a Brownie Hawkeye.
#3
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 10 Episode 7 (S10E07) - 4
Therewas this big full moon, and suddenly it hit me.
#4
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 10 Episode 7 (S10E07) - 5
Nurse, I'm a little concerned about all the dirt we're flushing out ofthis wound.
#5
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 10 Episode 7 (S10E07) - 6
Hey, Hawk, this looks more like Father Mulcahythan your photograph does.
#6
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 10 Episode 7 (S10E07) - 7
Come on, come on, eveybody. Tall ones in the back.
#7
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 10 Episode 7 (S10E07) - 8
Quiet, Winchester.
#8
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 10 Episode 7 (S10E07) - 9
- How could I leave something you wouldn't let me get my hands on? - Out of spite.
#9
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 10 Episode 7 (S10E07) - 10
And I'm gonna do something about this before we all end up standing around in our skivvies!
#10
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 10 Episode 7 (S10E07) - 11 #11 Recap of M*A*S*H Season 10 Episode 7 (S10E07) - 12
I made that promise before someone raided the icebox.
#12
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 10 Episode 7 (S10E07) - 13
You'd think after a week they could at least come up with a dead end.
#13
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 10 Episode 7 (S10E07) - 14
- Hello, Corporal? Now we're getting somewhere. - Corporal.
#14
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 10 Episode 7 (S10E07) - 15
No, this is not Crazy Al ofSpecial Services.
#15
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 10 Episode 7 (S10E07) - 16
I did file a stolen goods report. That's why I'm calling you.
#16
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 10 Episode 7 (S10E07) - 17
- He told us he'd get to the bottom ofthis. - Those guys are tough.
#17
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 10 Episode 7 (S10E07) - 18
Uh, Klinger, uh, they're having a little problem with the stolen goods report ofyours.
#18
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 10 Episode 7 (S10E07) - 19
Stolen good Reports. Here we go. Filed under "g" for "goniffed."
#19
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 10 Episode 7 (S10E07) - 20
Look, I'm sory. I'll send it right away.
#20
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 10 Episode 7 (S10E07) - 21 #21 Recap of M*A*S*H Season 10 Episode 7 (S10E07) - 22
Where would a guy sell, uh, stolen merchandise around here?
#22
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 10 Episode 7 (S10E07) - 23
Just like Macy's, except eveything there stolen from gimbels.
#23
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 10 Episode 7 (S10E07) - 24 #24 Recap of M*A*S*H Season 10 Episode 7 (S10E07) - 25
[ Chattering ]
#25
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 10 Episode 7 (S10E07) - 26
Ten, 1 0. Okay. [ Speaking Korean ]
#26
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 10 Episode 7 (S10E07) - 27
Why do I have to pay to buy my own watch back?
#27
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 10 Episode 7 (S10E07) - 28
Oh, you mean Polaroid. You lucky. This brand-new. Come in last week.
#28
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 10 Episode 7 (S10E07) - 29 #29 Recap of M*A*S*H Season 10 Episode 7 (S10E07) - 30
- [Turns Engine Off] - Hi, fellas. What's goin' on?
#30
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 10 Episode 7 (S10E07) - 31
Of course I don't mind. But I think it's important foryou to know it was stolen.
#31
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 10 Episode 7 (S10E07) - 32
You acquainted with these men?
#32
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 10 Episode 7 (S10E07) - 33
Excuse me. I'm looking for Captains Pierce and Hunnicutt.
#33
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 10 Episode 7 (S10E07) - 34 #34 Recap of M*A*S*H Season 10 Episode 7 (S10E07) - 35
We like to work fast, sir. See, we got the report yesterday, soyou get the camera back today.
#35
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 10 Episode 7 (S10E07) - 36 #36 Recap of M*A*S*H Season 10 Episode 7 (S10E07) - 37
- We caught him dead to rights. - We're two ofhis best buddies.
#37
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 10 Episode 7 (S10E07) - 38
- Not a trace. - It's been a long day foryou, hasn't it, son?
#38
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 10 Episode 7 (S10E07) - 39
You also told them that I held back the stolen goods report for a week.
#39
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 10 Episode 7 (S10E07) - 40
Now, now, eveybody calm down and let grayer heads prevail.
#40
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 10 Episode 7 (S10E07) - 41
Then, believe me, sir, I didn't steal anything. There. Nowyou don't have to investigate me.
#41
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 10 Episode 7 (S10E07) - 42
This investigatorwill find out he's on a wild-goose chase.
#42
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 10 Episode 7 (S10E07) - 43 #43 Recap of M*A*S*H Season 10 Episode 7 (S10E07) - 44
In mere seconds, I will showyou the proper use ofthis toy.
#44
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 10 Episode 7 (S10E07) - 45
He's right, you know. The only reason the army let him in was because prison turned him down.
#45
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 10 Episode 7 (S10E07) - 46
Klinger, this is the best damnejob ofcataloging I've everseen.
#46
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 10 Episode 7 (S10E07) - 47
Colonel Potter, meet Captain Arvin Triplett, special investigator from C.ID.
#47
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 10 Episode 7 (S10E07) - 48
- Oh, he's a real papertiger. - Now for the really tough one.
#48
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 10 Episode 7 (S10E07) - 49 #49 Recap of M*A*S*H Season 10 Episode 7 (S10E07) - 50
And then Klinger said to me...
#50