S10 E18
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Season 10  "Heroes"  10x18

Aired 39 years ago - Mar 15, 1982

Hawkeye is the golden boy of the world press when he treats a celebrity prizefighter, 'Gentleman' Joe Cavanaugh, who has a stroke at the 4077th. Father Mulcahy finds the news hard to take, as Cavanaugh was a hero of his.

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potholes you could hide in, and all the dust I could swallow.
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Sergeant, why don't you give the boys a hand and find...
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- No, I'm afraid I don't. - Well, I understand. It was a while ago.
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We'll have the cameras going. Then we're gonna have a little banquet for you...
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or I'm gonna get me a new boy.
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- Hey, how's your pal Truman? - Ah, he's fine.
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- They keep getting banged up, we'll keep doing our job. - Thank you.
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That same gentleman you now see flashing teeth...
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[Chattering]
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[Chuckles] we had the pleasure of visiting your establishment.
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how about a couple of shots of you posing with the champ?
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 10 Episode 18 (S10E18) - 13
Say, Colonel, how about a shot of you toasting the champ?
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[Clears Throat] Uh, restaurateur...
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I wouldn't get your hopes up, Father.
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Aw, I got to call the Press Train at Munsan, get some guys down here.
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- [Chattering] - Boy, what a dump!
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Geez, Louise! You could at least let a fella get some clothes on.
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- Then can I go back to bed? - Not yet.
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But look on the bright side. We'll answer all their questions at once and get it over with.
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- [All Talking At Once] - Dr. Pierce, what happened to the champ?
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- What's the prognosis? - Well, he's dying. It's just a matter of time.
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We need this room. That phone is the only way these guys can get their stories out.
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You need to restock, just use Wilberforce's memo.
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- How does he look? Is he awake? - Does he have any idea what happened to him?
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and their conditions are not gonna be printed up on the front page.
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Well, to tell you the truth, I'm surprised he's made it this far.
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Actually, l-I'm doing a sidebar story on what exactly a stroke is.
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Okay, shoot.
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- How you must suffer. - Oh, what... Come on, will you? Do you...
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Pierce, how blind can even you be?
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- They sent me for a doctor. Cavanaugh's slipping fast. - Dr. Pierce, you're on.
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I had two heroes.
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rambling fields and trees...
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I was small and wore thick glasses...
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Well, when I was 12, my father dragged me to see my first fight.
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All of a sudden, you stopped punching.
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- I'll be along in a minute. - I know.
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- It's wriggling like a bucket of worms. - Try hand pumping.
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- Bring it in here. - [Pierce] Wait a minute. Wa-Wait. Hold it.
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- [Questioning Continues] - Were you with him when he died?
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This table's metal, so we'll have to stand away from it.

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Sergeant, why don't you give the boys a hand and find...
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- No, I'm afraid I don't. - Well, I understand. It was a while ago.
#4
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We'll have the cameras going. Then we're gonna have a little banquet for you...
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or I'm gonna get me a new boy.
#6
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- Hey, how's your pal Truman? - Ah, he's fine.
#7
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- They keep getting banged up, we'll keep doing our job. - Thank you.
#8
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That same gentleman you now see flashing teeth...
#9
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[Chattering]
#10
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[Chuckles] we had the pleasure of visiting your establishment.
#11
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 10 Episode 18 (S10E18) - 12
how about a couple of shots of you posing with the champ?
#12
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 10 Episode 18 (S10E18) - 13
Say, Colonel, how about a shot of you toasting the champ?
#13
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[Clears Throat] Uh, restaurateur...
#14
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I wouldn't get your hopes up, Father.
#16
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Aw, I got to call the Press Train at Munsan, get some guys down here.
#17
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- [Chattering] - Boy, what a dump!
#18
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Geez, Louise! You could at least let a fella get some clothes on.
#19
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- Then can I go back to bed? - Not yet.
#20
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But look on the bright side. We'll answer all their questions at once and get it over with.
#21
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- [All Talking At Once] - Dr. Pierce, what happened to the champ?
#22
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- What's the prognosis? - Well, he's dying. It's just a matter of time.
#23
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We need this room. That phone is the only way these guys can get their stories out.
#25
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You need to restock, just use Wilberforce's memo.
#26
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- How does he look? Is he awake? - Does he have any idea what happened to him?
#27
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and their conditions are not gonna be printed up on the front page.
#28
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Well, to tell you the truth, I'm surprised he's made it this far.
#31
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Actually, l-I'm doing a sidebar story on what exactly a stroke is.
#32
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Okay, shoot.
#33
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- How you must suffer. - Oh, what... Come on, will you? Do you...
#34
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Pierce, how blind can even you be?
#35
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- They sent me for a doctor. Cavanaugh's slipping fast. - Dr. Pierce, you're on.
#36
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I had two heroes.
#38
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rambling fields and trees...
#39
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I was small and wore thick glasses...
#40
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Well, when I was 12, my father dragged me to see my first fight.
#41
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All of a sudden, you stopped punching.
#42
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- I'll be along in a minute. - I know.
#45
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- It's wriggling like a bucket of worms. - Try hand pumping.
#46
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- Bring it in here. - [Pierce] Wait a minute. Wa-Wait. Hold it.
#47
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- [Questioning Continues] - Were you with him when he died?
#49
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This table's metal, so we'll have to stand away from it.
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