S10 E5
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Season 10  "Wheelers and Dealers"  10x5

Aired 39 years ago - Nov 23, 1981

On the eve of a big poker game, B.J.'s pride is bruised when he finds out his wife is working as a waitress. And Potter takes driving lessons from Klinger.

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Recap of M*A*S*H Season 10 Episode 5 (S10E05) - 1
- [Knocking] - The colonel will see you now.
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 10 Episode 5 (S10E05) - 2
is charged with reckless driving in Kimpo.
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 10 Episode 5 (S10E05) - 3
you sent the violators off to a day of remedial driving school.
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 10 Episode 5 (S10E05) - 4
and get Grandma Mavis really steamed?
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 10 Episode 5 (S10E05) - 5
- Where indigestion meets inebriation. - Mm-hmm.
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 10 Episode 5 (S10E05) - 6
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 10 Episode 5 (S10E05) - 7
- Look, it's not gonna be forever. - I'm talking about now.
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 10 Episode 5 (S10E05) - 8
Next war, we'll know better. We'll sign each other's.
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 10 Episode 5 (S10E05) - 9
And you will know the rules of the road so good that, when you're dead...
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 10 Episode 5 (S10E05) - 10
- Attention! - At ease.
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 10 Episode 5 (S10E05) - 11
Late? You? Why... Why, you're not late, sir.
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 10 Episode 5 (S10E05) - 12
Well, sir, the rest of these boys don't have the power to bust me.
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 10 Episode 5 (S10E05) - 13
For those of you who are not familiar with this term, say it with me.
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 10 Episode 5 (S10E05) - 14
Take it easy, Charles. You're not the only one whose chips are down.
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 10 Episode 5 (S10E05) - 15
not only does Uncle Sam have to pay for that bird...
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 10 Episode 5 (S10E05) - 16
Good morning, sir. I hope you didn't get up on the wrong side of your chair.
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 10 Episode 5 (S10E05) - 17
A man that's been around the block as much as you...
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 10 Episode 5 (S10E05) - 18
How jesuitically safe. I'll see that and raise you two more bits.
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 10 Episode 5 (S10E05) - 19
- "Best wishes to the lucky graduate." - Two.
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 10 Episode 5 (S10E05) - 20
While you play poker, I'm gonna switch to gin.
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 10 Episode 5 (S10E05) - 21
Two bucks, huh?
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 10 Episode 5 (S10E05) - 22
Well, this is real interesting. I see your 20...
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 10 Episode 5 (S10E05) - 23
- Good heavens. Joel McCrea never did that. - B. J.
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 10 Episode 5 (S10E05) - 24
Except the dealer.
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 10 Episode 5 (S10E05) - 25
Rackman... 89. Potter, sir...
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 10 Episode 5 (S10E05) - 26
Twenty-six out of 30.
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 10 Episode 5 (S10E05) - 27
who took a wrong turn on the written test?
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 10 Episode 5 (S10E05) - 28
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 10 Episode 5 (S10E05) - 29
I'll be shuffling off to the poker game.
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 10 Episode 5 (S10E05) - 30
Even "Peanut Brain" Hoffman squeaked through.
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 10 Episode 5 (S10E05) - 31
How would you like the next hand to be in your face?
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 10 Episode 5 (S10E05) - 32
- I think you're full of bluff. - Cost you 10 bucks to find out.
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 10 Episode 5 (S10E05) - 33
- Hawk, you in? - No, I don't... I don't think so.
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 10 Episode 5 (S10E05) - 34
I'm down 150 zops.
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 10 Episode 5 (S10E05) - 35
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 10 Episode 5 (S10E05) - 36
I don't know what's greener, them or their uniforms.
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 10 Episode 5 (S10E05) - 37
[Sighs] What?
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 10 Episode 5 (S10E05) - 38
and has its lights flashing?"
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 10 Episode 5 (S10E05) - 39
"What is the minimum braking distance...
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 10 Episode 5 (S10E05) - 40
- Can we stop now? We've been going at this all night. - No. Ask me another question.
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 10 Episode 5 (S10E05) - 41
Captain, what are you getting so excited about?
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 10 Episode 5 (S10E05) - 42
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 10 Episode 5 (S10E05) - 43
Maybe you know him... about 6'4", mustache, big chip on his shoulder.
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 10 Episode 5 (S10E05) - 44
Bad news from home is no excuse to start acting like public enemy number one.
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 10 Episode 5 (S10E05) - 45
Look, Beej, believe me. We-We're on your side.
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 10 Episode 5 (S10E05) - 46
Certainly not you. While you're here, all of you is here.
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 10 Episode 5 (S10E05) - 47
is worse than anybody else's?
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 10 Episode 5 (S10E05) - 48
Well, go on. It's your turn.
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 10 Episode 5 (S10E05) - 49
Ninety-eight! Hot diggety!
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 10 Episode 5 (S10E05) - 50
I take you for a ride. You look at the scenery.

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Recap of M*A*S*H Season 10 Episode 5 (S10E05) - 2
is charged with reckless driving in Kimpo.
#2
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 10 Episode 5 (S10E05) - 3
you sent the violators off to a day of remedial driving school.
#3
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 10 Episode 5 (S10E05) - 4
and get Grandma Mavis really steamed?
#4
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 10 Episode 5 (S10E05) - 5
- Where indigestion meets inebriation. - Mm-hmm.
#5
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 10 Episode 5 (S10E05) - 6 #6 Recap of M*A*S*H Season 10 Episode 5 (S10E05) - 7
- Look, it's not gonna be forever. - I'm talking about now.
#7
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 10 Episode 5 (S10E05) - 8
Next war, we'll know better. We'll sign each other's.
#8
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 10 Episode 5 (S10E05) - 9
And you will know the rules of the road so good that, when you're dead...
#9
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 10 Episode 5 (S10E05) - 10
- Attention! - At ease.
#10
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 10 Episode 5 (S10E05) - 11
Late? You? Why... Why, you're not late, sir.
#11
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 10 Episode 5 (S10E05) - 12
Well, sir, the rest of these boys don't have the power to bust me.
#12
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 10 Episode 5 (S10E05) - 13
For those of you who are not familiar with this term, say it with me.
#13
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 10 Episode 5 (S10E05) - 14
Take it easy, Charles. You're not the only one whose chips are down.
#14
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 10 Episode 5 (S10E05) - 15
not only does Uncle Sam have to pay for that bird...
#15
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 10 Episode 5 (S10E05) - 16
Good morning, sir. I hope you didn't get up on the wrong side of your chair.
#16
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 10 Episode 5 (S10E05) - 17
A man that's been around the block as much as you...
#17
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How jesuitically safe. I'll see that and raise you two more bits.
#18
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- "Best wishes to the lucky graduate." - Two.
#19
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While you play poker, I'm gonna switch to gin.
#20
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Two bucks, huh?
#21
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 10 Episode 5 (S10E05) - 22
Well, this is real interesting. I see your 20...
#22
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 10 Episode 5 (S10E05) - 23
- Good heavens. Joel McCrea never did that. - B. J.
#23
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 10 Episode 5 (S10E05) - 24
Except the dealer.
#24
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Rackman... 89. Potter, sir...
#25
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Twenty-six out of 30.
#26
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who took a wrong turn on the written test?
#27
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I'll be shuffling off to the poker game.
#29
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 10 Episode 5 (S10E05) - 30
Even "Peanut Brain" Hoffman squeaked through.
#30
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 10 Episode 5 (S10E05) - 31
How would you like the next hand to be in your face?
#31
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 10 Episode 5 (S10E05) - 32
- I think you're full of bluff. - Cost you 10 bucks to find out.
#32
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 10 Episode 5 (S10E05) - 33
- Hawk, you in? - No, I don't... I don't think so.
#33
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 10 Episode 5 (S10E05) - 34
I'm down 150 zops.
#34
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I don't know what's greener, them or their uniforms.
#36
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[Sighs] What?
#37
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 10 Episode 5 (S10E05) - 38
and has its lights flashing?"
#38
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 10 Episode 5 (S10E05) - 39
"What is the minimum braking distance...
#39
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 10 Episode 5 (S10E05) - 40
- Can we stop now? We've been going at this all night. - No. Ask me another question.
#40
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 10 Episode 5 (S10E05) - 41
Captain, what are you getting so excited about?
#41
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 10 Episode 5 (S10E05) - 42 #42 Recap of M*A*S*H Season 10 Episode 5 (S10E05) - 43
Maybe you know him... about 6'4", mustache, big chip on his shoulder.
#43
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 10 Episode 5 (S10E05) - 44
Bad news from home is no excuse to start acting like public enemy number one.
#44
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 10 Episode 5 (S10E05) - 45
Look, Beej, believe me. We-We're on your side.
#45
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 10 Episode 5 (S10E05) - 46
Certainly not you. While you're here, all of you is here.
#46
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 10 Episode 5 (S10E05) - 47
is worse than anybody else's?
#47
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 10 Episode 5 (S10E05) - 48
Well, go on. It's your turn.
#48
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 10 Episode 5 (S10E05) - 49
Ninety-eight! Hot diggety!
#49
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 10 Episode 5 (S10E05) - 50
I take you for a ride. You look at the scenery.
#50